Master is here [Crossing Books]

People in the cultivation world have a long lifespan, so long that they have the time to write nonsense tabloids, or chat about gossip.Some of the talkative ones couldn't be idle, and besides practicing, they kept discussing their parents, Li Short, and they were no different from the big girls at the entrance of the village.

As Yin Li, a madman who disappeared from the gossip incident for a long time, it is known to everyone all of a sudden today, and he has once again become the object of discussion after dinner.

One is that Yin Li, as the patriarch of the Hengkun Sect, had died a long time ago, but now he came back to life in a shocking way.

The second is that Lu Yuan, the head of the Xianzhong Sect, who is the object of discussion among the female cultivators in the gossip, was actually involved in the incident.

It is rumored that he and Yin Li spent a week together in the black spherical object. I don't know whether it is the upside-down or the harmony, and the two gave birth to a boy.

When the ball finally kicked off, Gate Master Lu disappeared immediately, leaving only Old Ancestor Yin holding the child.

From these few words alone, it makes people feel that there is a lot of melons behind them.

There are indeed many panaceas in the realm of comprehension nowadays, and it is not uncommon for same-sex couples to become Taoist couples, but it is much more exciting for male cultivators to have children. This is undoubtedly the same as a rooster laying eggs, a sow climbing a tree, floods flowing backwards, and day and night upside down. two.

This also made many people lament that the world is going downhill and people's hearts are not old. The master of Xianzhongmen is a good young man, who has a bad spring with whom, but why is he with the old zombie who just came back from the dead?

A pretty female cultivator in the teahouse turned her eyes away from the contents of the gossip tabloid in front of her, and slapped the table in shock, "Damn it, Lu Yuan actually gave birth to a child with Yin Li?!"

She patted her chest indignantly, "What's so good about that kind of mummy, it's not as good as this girl, with big breasts, thin waist, white skin and beautiful appearance!"

The monks around looked at the female nun carefully, and compared with Yin Li, who had long lost her image and only existed in their phantasy, they all nodded in agreement, "That's right, how can Old Ancestor Yin say that there are thousands of people now?" He's been dead for another 300 years, and he just woke up, maybe he's a white-haired, gray-haired old man who can't speak well and trembles even when he walks."

A few neutral monks retorted, mainly for the sake of Lu Yuan's face, "What are you talking about? If that's true, why would Lu Sect Master take a liking to him? Not to mention being alone in a room where the spring breeze blows several times A baby has been born!"

The two sides became more noisy and chaotic, and there was even a fierce conflict over the issue of how old and ugly the ancestor Yin was. In the end, the two sides could not reach an agreement, and almost got up and fought with the magic weapon.

The owner of the teahouse took the abacus to settle the accounts, and wrote the accounts on the small book: "The table and chair broke one low-grade spirit stone, the glass bowl shattered one low-grade spirit stone, and the ceiling and the surrounding walls shattered two middle-grade spirit stones."

The more I counted, the more painful I felt, and I thought to myself, is it easy to be a monk and open a teahouse as a side job these days?You have to be smashed around by these people.

"Hey, in my opinion, you guys pay too much attention to Senior Yin." A monk smacked the wine in his mouth and interrupted the people on both sides who were about to start working with benches. He hiccupped again and said, "Maybe, it's the main beast of the Lumen｜Great sexuality, male and female, old and young, so I just dealt with Yin... hiccup... old ancestor hiccup..."

The surroundings were silent for a moment, thinking of Lu Yuan's behavior in the gangster's fortune-telling sect, it is indeed possible.After thinking about it this way, their powerful spiritual sense had no choice but to make them make up the scene of the sect master overlord forcefully bowing to the white-haired patriarch.

The brain-filling picture was too real, and everyone immediately felt that this person was right, and felt pity for the old ancestor Yin in their hearts.They are all thousands of years old, and this kind of thing has happened to them.

The teahouse is divided into upper and lower floors. The monks who were chatting just now mostly took their seats downstairs, and the price is also cheap, which is convenient for gossip.

The second floor is a row of private rooms, which naturally cost a lot of money. A mahogany staircase connects the first floor and the second floor. Most guests who go to the second floor need to get a wooden sign to mark which private room is occupied.

The female cultivator who was clamoring at the beginning was still devoted to the master of the Lu sect, stretched out her hands and spread her hands towards the stairs, imagining that Lu Yuan would appear, and she was still muttering, "What do you know, then Lu Yuan Sect master, even if it's really a pervert, I still like it! I'm willing to show you my body!" After finishing speaking, he looked like a nympho again.

One person came down from the second floor at this time and went to the owner of the restaurant to withdraw his card.

The man was standing against the light, wearing a turquoise round-neck gown with a soft silver woven belt around his waist, a tasteful and easy-to-walk attire.

The belt was tightened to reveal a tall and straight waist, and it matched the auspicious clouds and dark patterns on the robe. Ordinary people would look vulgar in pine green, but when it fell on his slender waist, it looked as extraordinary as green bamboo.

After he went downstairs, the entire lobby was silent, the sunlight from the window of the teahouse coveted his appearance, and after several times of reluctance, it finally showed.

The man has a fair complexion, exquisite eyebrows and eyes, the pupils of the eyes under the two eyebrows are slightly shallow, light brown like glass, and there is a blush at the end of the eyes, which adds a sense of demon rule to the originally indifferent face. The color is light and thin. It is often said that the man with these lips is flirtatious and dissolute, but others can only see a romantic charm from this face, which is captivating.

Clan Master Lu didn't show up, but Patriarch Yin made his debut.

Yin Li's face, which was made fairer by the pine green clothes, was frowning. He was immersed in his own world, and he threw a spirit stone and a wooden sign to the owner of the teahouse and was about to pay the bill, but the boss was drooling while looking at Yin Li, "Hehe ...Guest officer, what is your honorable name?"

The corner of Yin Li's mouth twitched, didn't these people still talk about him just now?He can hear all the white hair and chicken skin, gray hair, old cold legs that take two steps and fall three steps.

After looking up at the boss strangely, Yin Li simply said two words, "Yin Li."

It was so quiet that even a needle could be heard falling. The boss paid Yin Li in a hurry and watched the man walk out of the door.

Before the people around had time to discuss it, they saw a male cultivator with a sword on his back, carrying a sleeping baby in his arms, hurried down the stairs, and saw Yin Li's back, he chased and shouted: "Old Ancestor, Wait for me!!"

After everyone walked out, the teahouse exploded immediately.

"That's the ancestor Yin Li Yin! He's really handsome!"

"It must be. Look at the patriarch called by the male cultivator holding the child. Who else can there be besides Yin Li?"

"Child? Could it be that the one just now was the child born to Patriarch Yin and Lu Yuan! Fuck, this world is too crazy!"

The female cultivator looked at Yin Li's leaving back in the shape of Xizi holding a heart, shed a crystal tear and said, "I'm going to give up Lumen Master. Compared with Lumen Master, I just want to say to Old Ancestor Yin, I Can!"

The monk who was listening to the female cultivator's confession to Lu Yuan couldn't help but sneered when he heard it, "Just now you said that ancestor Yin is a zombie, but now you like it, women are really fickle."

The female nun continued to look in Yin Li's direction without changing her expression, her eyes were like a watchdog, and she said sincerely: "It's only now that I realize that I'm actually a necrophilia."

Yin Li's hearing is very good. At his level of cultivation, the five senses are a tool, and they can be brought into full play.he

He squeezed his sore forehead to block the idea of ​​inquiring into the teahouse.

Five days ago, after Lu Yuan fluttered down with his buns in his arms, he asked Lin Nansheng that the most powerful doctor in the world was a monk named Yanqing who liked to travel around, so he started to look around. Inquire about where there are traces of monk Yanqing, and the best places to inquire about news are naturally various teahouses.

But I didn't expect that monk Yanqing didn't inquire about it, but heard a lot of gossip about him and Lu Yuan. Regarding what he heard, the [-]-year-old ancestor said it was disgusting, and children couldn't listen to it.

Wu Yuan who was behind him followed his breath today, and after this person came, Yin Li, who was already annoyed by Baozi Lu Yuan, simply threw him to Wu Yuan.

"Old Ancestor, I'm here—" Wu Yuan ran over panting, holding the bun with a sword on his back, looking at the silent little golden boy in his arms who looked like a delicate doll, he also murmured in his heart.

Why does this child look so much like the master of the Lu clan? Although he said that as a member of the Hengkun sect, he could not criticize his ancestors, but there is no ironclad evidence in front of him, which makes people have to open their minds.

Lu Yuan, the bun in his arms, had a cold face. Seeing Wu Yuan sizing him up without saying a word, when Wu Yuan walked up to Yin Li, the little bun burst into tears. .

Wu Yuan was shocked: "???"

What's going on, wasn't it just fine!

Yin Li glanced over, and Baozi immediately stopped crying, and instead showed an extremely aggrieved expression, even the tip of his nose was red.

After getting along with each other for a few days, Yin Li, who had preliminarily judged the steamed stuffed bun routine, let out a long sigh.

Lifting the bun from Wu Yuan's arms and putting it in his own, the little bun immediately smiled sweetly, and then went to rub Yin Li's face.

Although he likes children, Yin Li, who is already tired of being entangled in buns, ruthlessly pressed Lu Yuan's face that was about to move, "Stop."

The little bun burped, not afraid of Yin Li's cold face, and fell asleep on his shoulder instead.

Wu Yuan also knew that now Yin Li wanted to search for the monk Yanqing, and the whereabouts of the monk Yanqing were erratic, and even Heng Kunzong was a little hard to find.

After nightfall, the three of them rested in an inn and opened two rooms. Lu Yuan was thrown to Wu Yuan by Yin Li, and he occupied one room by himself.Wu Yuan had no choice but to assume the responsibility of taking care of the children.

The night was as cold as water, and Lu Yuan, who was supposed to be sleeping on the bed, suddenly jumped off the bed.

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