[Full-time Wang Zhou] Roll egg dumplings

After drinking for three rounds, the scene gradually became a little out of control.

They're all homeboys who can't drink enough, what good will happen if they let themselves go completely?It would be nice if you didn't get so drunk you got under the table.

Based on years of team friendship, apart from Sun Xiang, the others still have a good understanding of each other's drinking capacity - Lu Boyuan is allergic to alcohol, and he would finish with a symbolic sip every time; Jiang Botao is innocent. One bottle fell, so the transfer reincarnation soon won the title of "Jiang Yiping"; although Du Ming and Wu Qi are better than them, it is difficult to guarantee whether they can continue to walk in a straight line after two bottles; It is Zhou Zekai who seems to be the most well-behaved, because he inherited the Dionysian physique of his parents, he has never lost the chain at critical moments.

However, the Axis alliance formed by Du Ming, Wu Qi and Lu Boyuan, shouted to celebrate, but the fundamental purpose was to find out Sun Xiang's bottom line--Jiang Botao knew this at a glance. The same curiosity, see through but not tell.

They don't know that Sun Xiang is a complete weirdo in the professional circle - as a boy with extraordinary talent, this gentleman secretly drank Wuliangye behind his back when he was less than six years old. He already practiced bottle blowing skills in junior high school. The most accessible thing.Although he hasn't drunk alcohol since he entered the training camp, but Du Ming's three-legged cat level, it's no problem to clean up a dozen.

As a result, the evil alliance quickly disintegrated, and several members fell down one by one, paralyzed on the sofa.

"Damn, I thought everyone was capable..." Sun Xiang shook his head, his contempt was beyond words, "You dare to confront me with such a small amount of alcohol, you don't even know how to write dead words."

"Not bad, Xiangxiang." Seeing that the winner was decided, Jiang Botao came over with his cup in his hand, smiled and put his arms around his shoulders, and patted him vigorously, "In the future, when you have to drink, Samsara will rely on you to support the scene. In the past, Xiao Zhou did it by himself, although those who can do more work, we can't always rely on him, don't you think..."

Sun Xiang broke away his hand extremely coldly, and asked the deputy captain if you were too drunk.

Unlike ordinary people who either sleep or make trouble after being drunk, Jiang Botao will become very poor after drinking alcohol, and he will be extra skinny. Chatting endlessly on people, the insignificant state of the situation is simply detrimental to the spirit of the Samsara team, it is outrageous.

As expected, when Jiang Botao heard the words, he immediately put on a sad and resentful expression, and made a gesture to grab him by the collar, "Believe it or not, if you interrupt me again, it's easy for me to talk to you guys every day. Erhuo, no one can worry except Xiao Zhou..."

I can't blame Deputy Team Jiang for his suffering—how come no one understands his great efforts to maintain the stability and harmony of the team!

"Don't, don't," Sun Xiang dodged nimbly, picked up the wine bottle and filled the glass in his hand, "I'll toast you on behalf of everyone, thank you for your hard work."

Afterwards, he watched with great satisfaction as the other party raised his head and downed the wine, hiccupped, and fell on Du Ming's body in less than five seconds.

Looking around, apart from him in the whole private room at this moment, only Zhou Zekai who was leaning on the other end of the sofa, his head almost drooping to his chest, remained half upright.

However, a pair of eyes were covered by drooping bangs, making it impossible to tell whether he was awake or asleep.

"Hey, are you okay?" Sun Xiang stretched out his hand and shook it twice in front of his eyes, as if it wasn't enough, he even compared a number, "Quickly tell me, what is this?"

Zhou Zekai shuddered all over, and slowly raised his head with an expression as if he had just woken up from a dream.

"Nine," he said.

Although the cheeks have been stained with a light pink, the eyes are still clear.

"Say it first, don't get drunk again," Sun Xiang immediately felt relieved, gestured behind him, and said in a tone of frustration and complacency, "I can't get these drunks back alone."

"Yeah." Zhou Zekai nodded, picked up the glass full of amber liquid in his hand again, and began to sip in small sips.

"How can I sleep without seeing your smile, but I can't hold your figure so close..."

Du Ming was half awake at first from the noise of Sun Xiang who was singing loudly, and then he felt short of breath.He raised his head in pain, and all he could see was Jiang Botao's sleeping face buried in his chest, with a big mouth that was still drooling.

"I'll go..." Du Ming was completely frightened awake, he struggled to kick Lu Boyuan's thigh lying across his body, and fled with hands and feet.

After getting rid of the fate of being used as a meat pad, he refused to be idle, and tearfully rubbed next to Zhou Zekai, hanging most of his body on him, "What should I do, captain, I miss Tang Rou so much..."

Zhou Zekai didn't push him away, but just shook his head expressionlessly, and said softly, "I don't know."

It's no use just thinking about it, I still think about Wang Jiexi.

"Do you think she's interested in me?" Du Ming didn't care about his indifference, and kept rambling on, "It's very polite to meet up during the competition, but nine out of ten times I send messages privately. Come on, if you think there is something wrong with me, just tell me, I can change it..."

Wu Qi also woke up. After listening to the confession of being trapped by love, he couldn't help but said quietly, "Xiao Ming, I actually have a way. Although it's a bit difficult, as long as you are willing to do it, it will definitely succeed."

"What way?" Du Ming turned around abruptly.

"You, hurry up and reincarnate like the captain," Wu Qi said halfway, he was so happy that he couldn't straighten up, "The speed must be fast, if it is slow, your goddess will probably be chased away by others... ..."

"Go to hell! Wu Qi, you bastard!" Furious, Du Ming grabbed two soda cans and threw them over.

Wu Qi suddenly felt a chill on his head, and jumped up after touching it, "Damn, there's still wine in it!"

"Captain," Du Ming slumped back on Zhou Zekai's shoulder, raised his dull eyes, "You are the most popular woman in the whole reincarnation, please show me the way..."

The other party's response was still silence.

"Come on, come on, Xiao Ming," Wu Qi saw some clues, pulled off the octopus-like Du Ming and dragged him to the corner, and whispered to him head to head, "Why don't you think you can grow up?" , Didn't you see the word Wohuo written on the captain's face..."

"Huh? Why?" Du Ming opened his mouth wide and looked around in a daze.

"Probably because we're angry that we drank too much." Wu Qi suddenly remembered something, his face turned serious, and he looked up to the sky and sighed, "If Brother Fang and the manager find out..."

Du Ming felt as if he had been struck by lightning when he heard the words, his whole body trembled and his face turned pale, "This month's salary will definitely go to waste..."

"My car loan!"

"My Goddess!"

Sun Xiang finally yelled out unbearably, "Shut the fuck up!!!"

However, Wu Qi's words were only half correct—it was true that Zhou Zekai was upset, but it wasn't because of them.

During dinner, he happily took some photos and sent them to Wang Jiexi, but after a long time, he only waited for a sentence, "It looks good, it's delicious."

He didn't give up, and after arriving at the KTV, he told the other party that Sun Xiang sang very well, but there was no news from there.

Zhou Zekai originally wanted to ask him if it was convenient for him to make a video at night, but after being put on play, he could only chew up this thought and swallowed it down in his stomach.

Although he knew that Wang Jiexi was different from himself, that Tiny Herb had to take care of everything inside and out by himself, he was born to work hard and liked to worry, so he must be too busy to take care of himself at the moment, and couldn't spare the energy to be bored with himself.

But he just felt wronged for no reason.

——This person, he said he liked him, but when he really needed him, he let his outstretched arms fly away.

The entire alliance has a good temper and a good attitude. If Zhou Zekai is called the second, no one would dare to be the first. In private, Wang Jiexi is more prone to mood swings.On weekdays, when encountering big things, he just smiled and passed them by, but he didn't think that one day, he would be sullen just because Wang Jiexi didn't reply to the message.

It can be seen that the mentality cannot collapse, once you collapse, you will lose.

Even though his drinking capacity was two levels higher than the other good-for-nothings, Zhou Zekai didn't really drink a thousand cups. After he hid in a corner and drank half a dozen beers without saying a word, he was not only light-headed, but even The figures in front of him began to shake.

He reckoned that the alcohol in his body had begun to take effect, so he moved into the sofa, resting his head on the pile of coats, intending to sleep for a while.

"Captain," Wu Qi's ethereal voice seemed to come from the clouds, "Your phone is ringing."

Zhou Zekai half-closed his eyes, reluctantly took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, and quickly hung up after seeing the word "Wang" and threw it aside, muttering to himself, "Ignore him..."

The phone rang quickly and tenaciously, and Zhou Zekai quickly hung up again.

Ring again, hang up again; hang up again, ring again.

"What's the situation..." Du Ming and Wu Qi looked at each other, "Who is this person?"

Zhou Zekai got drunk by chance, and he was more than a hundred times willful than usual. When the bell rang for the fifth time, the grievance he had been brewing all night also reached its peak--it's fine to ignore people, and now I won't let you sleep. Owe you? !

So he pressed the answer button angrily, moved his mouth to the microphone, frowned and muttered vaguely, "Wang, Wang Jiexi, what are you doing, you're so annoying..."

Wang Jiexi? !

Du Ming and Wu Qizheng were terrified to guess whether the caller was Fang Minghua, and they all shut their mouths when they heard this, and turned their heads to look at their captain thoughtfully.

The intuition of a magician made Wang Jiexi feel that something was wrong, "What's wrong with you, Xiao Zhou? Have you been drinking?"

"Don't worry about it..." Zhou Zekai continued to temper his temper with the strength of alcohol, "Anyway, you don't, ignore me..."

When Wang Jiexi came to his senses, he couldn't help laughing, but he still coaxed softly, "Why don't I ignore you, I'm planning to pick you up right now."

"...Ha ha." Zhou Zekai snorted coldly, then threw the phone away, tilted his head and fell into his arms, and tightly closed his eyes.

On the other end of the phone, Wang Jiexi's voice was still ringing, "Xiao Zhou? Xiao Zhou, can you hear me..."

Seeing this, Wu Qi said, "Oh my mother, I need to pee urgently" and flew away.Du Ming slumped his shoulders resignedly, stepped forward to pick up the phone and put it next to his ear, "Hey, Captain Wang, I'm Du Ming, the captain is asleep."

"How much did he drink?" The other party's tone was obviously unhappy, but he didn't attack because of face, "Did you drink him?"

"No way," Du Ming thought, I was wronged. "The captain wants to drink himself. He doesn't seem to be in a good mood."

"Okay," Wang Jiexi sighed softly, "Please send me your real-time location."

………………

"Hi, hello," after hanging up the phone, Du Ming grabbed the microphone and squeezed his throat to imitate the female announcer in an old domestic movie, with a high-pitched and erratic voice, "High-energy warning ahead~~Please evacuate non-combatants quickly~~"

Sun Tianwang, who had failed to soar, rushed over, held him down and beat him violently.