[Comprehensive] The disaster of lily of the bell family
Chapter 71 The daily life of the bell family zygote
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"Ah, Shang, I haven't seen you all morning. Why are you hurt more than me? It feels like you are the one who needs to be hospitalized the most among us."
Tsuchimikado moved his body a bit, because of the ability to regenerate his body, he has basically regained his vitality, but Kamijou Touma's body covered in bandages looks more like someone who needs to lie on a hospital bed to recuperate.
"Don't talk about it, the students in the class are all in Suzuko's room, and my dear Mr. Kamijou has been completely treated as a dirty villain and can't be cleaned up. Anyway, let me take refuge in your ward for a while .”
The next day, at noon on October [-]th.
Kamijou Touma sat on a small bench in the ward with a serious expression, thinking about life.He opened the drink buckle, tilted his head up and drank like wanting to gulp down the wine, but the extremely strange taste made him choke suddenly, and almost sprayed all the drink in his mouth towards Tsuchimikado.
Patting his chest, Kamijou Touma raised the yellow-green soda can in his hand, his face turned blue.
A normal person wouldn't even try a drink!Kamijou Touma complained inwardly.
That's right, he should have chosen a very normal blackcurrant coffee (the normal level considered by the students of Academy City), but the unobedient vending machine spit out wasabi-flavored natto yogurt, and Kamijou Touma in a mess Not in the mood to check the drink in his hand at all, he walked straight to Tsuchimikado's room.
Kamijou Touma daily confirmed that the word luck has nothing to do with him.
"So, what have you encountered in this short period of time, tell me to let my good brother have fun?"
"Tsuchimikado, can I beat you up?"
Tsuchimikado patted his chest: "If you want to beat up a patient, don't hesitate to come meow!"
Kamijou Touma sighed, stretched out his hand, sucked in the air, and began to tell an unfortunate legend that could be recorded in the historical records.
Just an hour ago, he went to visit Lily Suzuki.She was lying on the hospital bed, except for the lack of blood on her lips, she was fine.
Out of concern, he still asked what was wrong with the other party's body.However, the other party dropped a sentence, 'Why are you pretending to be stupid! ' roared and threw him into the hospital wall.
Although I don't know why I don't know the cause, I have to be beaten up.But Kamijou Touma had an intuition, whether he knew it or not, he might be beaten up by Suzuko today...
Having said that, isn't this just as unreasonable as a girl?You are the first one, you are still a girl!
Probably because Kamijou Touma missed his innermost thoughts at the time, Kamijou Touma was pulled out from the wall again, his eyes were poked, and his neck was almost broken.
After this period of abuse was over, Index, who rushed to the doctor to visit Lingke, heard about Lingke's disheveled posture yesterday from the doctors and nurses, and immediately moved her sharp teeth like sharks, biting him hard. Blood flowed from the scalp.
In order to stop the bleeding of the poor head, Kamijou Touma was going to borrow some bandages, but on the way, because his vision was blurred, he couldn't see the steps under his feet clearly, so he stumbled and fell on the surgical mechanical table directly in front of him in the corridor.Unfortunately, all kinds of sharp medical props flew up due to the momentum and scratched his arm, and the unbalanced mechanical platform even pressed on his body after he fell to the ground, allowing the scalpel to penetrate deeper.
Kamijou Touma was bleeding.The wound that originally only needed to be tied up slightly on the head spread to the whole body.
"Besides, during the dressing, he told me that the bandages were used up. What's the matter? This is a hospital! It's a hospital, right! Why did things like bandages run out so coincidentally? What's the latest consumption? It’s just an excuse to greatly improve beyond expectations!”
"As expected of you, Shang, you also received some electrotherapy afterwards?"
"That's Bilibili, that is, a Tokiwatai junior high school student I knew suddenly gritted his teeth and ran into Lingke's room angrily, and slammed the electric discharge at me. It's probably because those doctors described yesterday's situation with elaboration. Come on, damn it."
"What about the red slap on the face?"
"You mean this?" Kamijou Touma stretched out his hand and touched the left cheek: "That's Bilibili's junior, she said she wanted to teach me a lesson for Suzuko, so she slapped me."
"What about the slap on the right cheek?"
"That's Fukiyose Riri."
"As expected of the 'Daughter of Complete Defense Kamijou', meow."
"Stop talking, the disaster has just begun."
Fukiyose Riri finished the slap and began to ask Suzuko about the whole story. Suzuko watched Kamijou Touma without saying a word for a long time, and suddenly pretended to be a little girl and said, "It's just... all kinds of things" , Inflamed the anger of the whole class, and he was lying on the hospital bed, watching the show with the corners of his lips curled up, completely looking like he wanted to see him in trouble.
Don't you care about your innocence?hateful!I forgot that Yuriko Suzuki is just a wayward vest!
"Little Kamijou usually causes troubles for girls, but I didn't expect to really attack girls now. The teacher is very disappointed in you."
Yueyong Xiaomoe took out a handkerchief and wiped her tears, looking like she was giving up on Kamijou Touma, the girls in the class spit at him and hurriedly comforted Suzuko, while the boys in the class already flexed their wrists, His knuckles creaked.
"Calm down, calm down everyone, I, Kamijou, swear this is all a misunderstanding, as long as we explain it well, we will be able to understand each other!"
Boom!
The sound of muffled thunder resounding through the sky.
Kamijou Touma was sweating coldly, swallowed with his mouth pursed, and gave up explaining.
"Although I can understand your feelings, Ah Shang, I didn't expect you to be so lacking in self-control. It seems that as a friend, I need to teach you a lesson." Blue Hair Earrings suddenly put on his gloves and approached with a smile.
"Wait, blue hair earrings? Where did you get the boxing gloves, student Kuroko? Can you put down Tetsuya No. [-] and talk? Wait, attacking together is a foul, foul! Tetsuya No. [-], what are you trying to bite?! Blue hair earrings! My neck was twisted once!"
While Kamijou Touma was trying his best to deal with the double attack in front of him.
"Too much, too much Kamijou Touma! I shouldn't have freed my power to deal with the secret society 'Dark Reunion' at this time, but in order to punish a human like you, let me make an exception for a while, ahhhhhhh—!"
Kaito lowered his head for a moment, silently untied the red bandage that had been tied on his hand, opened his mouth and roared like a lion, Kamijou Touma took a step back because of his momentum, but what landed on him was heavier than a girl's small fist. To attack more weakly, it even comes with a strange sound effect of 'poof'.
Just when Ma was about to laugh out loud, Kai Teng Shun ran out of the ward holding back the emotion of wanting to cry, and Saiki Kusuo looked at his fist and swung a blow seemingly casually.
"..." Not knowing what happened at all, Kamijou Touma smashed another big hole in the other wall of the Suzuke ward.
Saiki Kusuo: "I'm sorry... I didn't control the force well, but I believe in Kamijou-san's innocence."
"You are completely unconvincing when you speak with your face paralyzed like this! How can you not control your strength well? The wall has cracked, okay! I usually don't notice it at all. So, Qi Mu, do you have such great strength?"
"Don't worry about my affairs, you should think about how to deal with this group of punks who treat Lingke like a big sister."
Saiki Kusuo stepped back.
The door of Ling Ke's ward has been bet by a certain high school and other gangsters who don't know where they came from. Maybe the hospital asked for silence, or maybe they didn't want to disturb Ling Ke. These gangsters just tilted their heads slightly. With blue veins, he waved the iron rod, wine bottle, and spiked baseball bat in his hand...
Kamijou glanced at the blocked door, then looked at Komoe Tsukiyong who was crying so hard that she never raised her head, Yuriko Suzuke who deliberately turned her head to ignore, and ABCD who had no love from her classmates at all, closed her eyes and smiled.
Heh, Kamijou Touma, Kamijou Touma, what a terrible person you were before to be treated like this!
With no choice left, Kamijou Touma squeezed his classmates away and moved towards the window.
Although this is a ward on the fourth floor, based on his years of hospitalization experience, he knows very well that there is a tree with a crooked neck below it, as long as he jumps here and uses the tree as a buffer, he can escape successfully.
No problem Kamijou Touma, you can do it!
Just as he stepped his foot to the window confidently, he heard Teruhashi Shinmi's voice.
"Rantang-kun! Stop Kamijou-san! He's going to jump off the building!"
"Oh, oh ho! I see!" Randori who was closest to the window grabbed Kamijou Touma who was trying to escape, and then, unbelievably, sent him a penalty in a small space full of people The fall of the arch bridge almost made him lose his memory again.
"That's it. I escaped here during my execution."
Tsuchimikado sat up straight, stretched out his hand and patted Kamijou Touma on the back: "It's too pitiful, Kami, do you have any last words? I will definitely convey them truthfully."
Dang Ma, who might have been brain-damaged, said with a deep expression, "If possible, I would like to be thrown over my shoulder by a cute girl."
"Okay, I will definitely convey the truth to Sayuriko."
"Forget it, Kamijou-san still has a strong desire to survive."
Kamijou Touma stood up with a bitter expression on his face, and was about to throw away the drink can in his hand, when Sawada Tsunayoshi opened the door with a surprised expression.
"Huh? Senior Kamijou?"
But Kamijou Touma's attention was not here at all, but the strange creature on his shoulder who was obviously a baby but was wearing a suit and a gentleman's hat.
Kamijou Touma blinked, suspecting something wrong with his eyes being poked.
"ciao!"
"Baby? No, a foreign Zashiki warji??"
"Wake up, A-shang! This is Academy City! Where did Zashiki-douji come from?"
"Ha, hello?" Kamijou thought that he was indeed a tutor of the mafia, and the language he used was Italian, and he greeted him in a foreign language that would be absolutely closed for the rest of his life.
And the next moment, the other party greeted in extremely smooth Japanese: "Are you the fantasy killer who assisted us this time, Kamijou Touma? We met for the first time, and I'm the tutor of Tsuna Tsuna, Ribaun."
"Ah, Shang, I haven't seen you all morning. Why are you hurt more than me? It feels like you are the one who needs to be hospitalized the most among us."
Tsuchimikado moved his body a bit, because of the ability to regenerate his body, he has basically regained his vitality, but Kamijou Touma's body covered in bandages looks more like someone who needs to lie on a hospital bed to recuperate.
"Don't talk about it, the students in the class are all in Suzuko's room, and my dear Mr. Kamijou has been completely treated as a dirty villain and can't be cleaned up. Anyway, let me take refuge in your ward for a while .”
The next day, at noon on October [-]th.
Kamijou Touma sat on a small bench in the ward with a serious expression, thinking about life.He opened the drink buckle, tilted his head up and drank like wanting to gulp down the wine, but the extremely strange taste made him choke suddenly, and almost sprayed all the drink in his mouth towards Tsuchimikado.
Patting his chest, Kamijou Touma raised the yellow-green soda can in his hand, his face turned blue.
A normal person wouldn't even try a drink!Kamijou Touma complained inwardly.
That's right, he should have chosen a very normal blackcurrant coffee (the normal level considered by the students of Academy City), but the unobedient vending machine spit out wasabi-flavored natto yogurt, and Kamijou Touma in a mess Not in the mood to check the drink in his hand at all, he walked straight to Tsuchimikado's room.
Kamijou Touma daily confirmed that the word luck has nothing to do with him.
"So, what have you encountered in this short period of time, tell me to let my good brother have fun?"
"Tsuchimikado, can I beat you up?"
Tsuchimikado patted his chest: "If you want to beat up a patient, don't hesitate to come meow!"
Kamijou Touma sighed, stretched out his hand, sucked in the air, and began to tell an unfortunate legend that could be recorded in the historical records.
Just an hour ago, he went to visit Lily Suzuki.She was lying on the hospital bed, except for the lack of blood on her lips, she was fine.
Out of concern, he still asked what was wrong with the other party's body.However, the other party dropped a sentence, 'Why are you pretending to be stupid! ' roared and threw him into the hospital wall.
Although I don't know why I don't know the cause, I have to be beaten up.But Kamijou Touma had an intuition, whether he knew it or not, he might be beaten up by Suzuko today...
Having said that, isn't this just as unreasonable as a girl?You are the first one, you are still a girl!
Probably because Kamijou Touma missed his innermost thoughts at the time, Kamijou Touma was pulled out from the wall again, his eyes were poked, and his neck was almost broken.
After this period of abuse was over, Index, who rushed to the doctor to visit Lingke, heard about Lingke's disheveled posture yesterday from the doctors and nurses, and immediately moved her sharp teeth like sharks, biting him hard. Blood flowed from the scalp.
In order to stop the bleeding of the poor head, Kamijou Touma was going to borrow some bandages, but on the way, because his vision was blurred, he couldn't see the steps under his feet clearly, so he stumbled and fell on the surgical mechanical table directly in front of him in the corridor.Unfortunately, all kinds of sharp medical props flew up due to the momentum and scratched his arm, and the unbalanced mechanical platform even pressed on his body after he fell to the ground, allowing the scalpel to penetrate deeper.
Kamijou Touma was bleeding.The wound that originally only needed to be tied up slightly on the head spread to the whole body.
"Besides, during the dressing, he told me that the bandages were used up. What's the matter? This is a hospital! It's a hospital, right! Why did things like bandages run out so coincidentally? What's the latest consumption? It’s just an excuse to greatly improve beyond expectations!”
"As expected of you, Shang, you also received some electrotherapy afterwards?"
"That's Bilibili, that is, a Tokiwatai junior high school student I knew suddenly gritted his teeth and ran into Lingke's room angrily, and slammed the electric discharge at me. It's probably because those doctors described yesterday's situation with elaboration. Come on, damn it."
"What about the red slap on the face?"
"You mean this?" Kamijou Touma stretched out his hand and touched the left cheek: "That's Bilibili's junior, she said she wanted to teach me a lesson for Suzuko, so she slapped me."
"What about the slap on the right cheek?"
"That's Fukiyose Riri."
"As expected of the 'Daughter of Complete Defense Kamijou', meow."
"Stop talking, the disaster has just begun."
Fukiyose Riri finished the slap and began to ask Suzuko about the whole story. Suzuko watched Kamijou Touma without saying a word for a long time, and suddenly pretended to be a little girl and said, "It's just... all kinds of things" , Inflamed the anger of the whole class, and he was lying on the hospital bed, watching the show with the corners of his lips curled up, completely looking like he wanted to see him in trouble.
Don't you care about your innocence?hateful!I forgot that Yuriko Suzuki is just a wayward vest!
"Little Kamijou usually causes troubles for girls, but I didn't expect to really attack girls now. The teacher is very disappointed in you."
Yueyong Xiaomoe took out a handkerchief and wiped her tears, looking like she was giving up on Kamijou Touma, the girls in the class spit at him and hurriedly comforted Suzuko, while the boys in the class already flexed their wrists, His knuckles creaked.
"Calm down, calm down everyone, I, Kamijou, swear this is all a misunderstanding, as long as we explain it well, we will be able to understand each other!"
Boom!
The sound of muffled thunder resounding through the sky.
Kamijou Touma was sweating coldly, swallowed with his mouth pursed, and gave up explaining.
"Although I can understand your feelings, Ah Shang, I didn't expect you to be so lacking in self-control. It seems that as a friend, I need to teach you a lesson." Blue Hair Earrings suddenly put on his gloves and approached with a smile.
"Wait, blue hair earrings? Where did you get the boxing gloves, student Kuroko? Can you put down Tetsuya No. [-] and talk? Wait, attacking together is a foul, foul! Tetsuya No. [-], what are you trying to bite?! Blue hair earrings! My neck was twisted once!"
While Kamijou Touma was trying his best to deal with the double attack in front of him.
"Too much, too much Kamijou Touma! I shouldn't have freed my power to deal with the secret society 'Dark Reunion' at this time, but in order to punish a human like you, let me make an exception for a while, ahhhhhhh—!"
Kaito lowered his head for a moment, silently untied the red bandage that had been tied on his hand, opened his mouth and roared like a lion, Kamijou Touma took a step back because of his momentum, but what landed on him was heavier than a girl's small fist. To attack more weakly, it even comes with a strange sound effect of 'poof'.
Just when Ma was about to laugh out loud, Kai Teng Shun ran out of the ward holding back the emotion of wanting to cry, and Saiki Kusuo looked at his fist and swung a blow seemingly casually.
"..." Not knowing what happened at all, Kamijou Touma smashed another big hole in the other wall of the Suzuke ward.
Saiki Kusuo: "I'm sorry... I didn't control the force well, but I believe in Kamijou-san's innocence."
"You are completely unconvincing when you speak with your face paralyzed like this! How can you not control your strength well? The wall has cracked, okay! I usually don't notice it at all. So, Qi Mu, do you have such great strength?"
"Don't worry about my affairs, you should think about how to deal with this group of punks who treat Lingke like a big sister."
Saiki Kusuo stepped back.
The door of Ling Ke's ward has been bet by a certain high school and other gangsters who don't know where they came from. Maybe the hospital asked for silence, or maybe they didn't want to disturb Ling Ke. These gangsters just tilted their heads slightly. With blue veins, he waved the iron rod, wine bottle, and spiked baseball bat in his hand...
Kamijou glanced at the blocked door, then looked at Komoe Tsukiyong who was crying so hard that she never raised her head, Yuriko Suzuke who deliberately turned her head to ignore, and ABCD who had no love from her classmates at all, closed her eyes and smiled.
Heh, Kamijou Touma, Kamijou Touma, what a terrible person you were before to be treated like this!
With no choice left, Kamijou Touma squeezed his classmates away and moved towards the window.
Although this is a ward on the fourth floor, based on his years of hospitalization experience, he knows very well that there is a tree with a crooked neck below it, as long as he jumps here and uses the tree as a buffer, he can escape successfully.
No problem Kamijou Touma, you can do it!
Just as he stepped his foot to the window confidently, he heard Teruhashi Shinmi's voice.
"Rantang-kun! Stop Kamijou-san! He's going to jump off the building!"
"Oh, oh ho! I see!" Randori who was closest to the window grabbed Kamijou Touma who was trying to escape, and then, unbelievably, sent him a penalty in a small space full of people The fall of the arch bridge almost made him lose his memory again.
"That's it. I escaped here during my execution."
Tsuchimikado sat up straight, stretched out his hand and patted Kamijou Touma on the back: "It's too pitiful, Kami, do you have any last words? I will definitely convey them truthfully."
Dang Ma, who might have been brain-damaged, said with a deep expression, "If possible, I would like to be thrown over my shoulder by a cute girl."
"Okay, I will definitely convey the truth to Sayuriko."
"Forget it, Kamijou-san still has a strong desire to survive."
Kamijou Touma stood up with a bitter expression on his face, and was about to throw away the drink can in his hand, when Sawada Tsunayoshi opened the door with a surprised expression.
"Huh? Senior Kamijou?"
But Kamijou Touma's attention was not here at all, but the strange creature on his shoulder who was obviously a baby but was wearing a suit and a gentleman's hat.
Kamijou Touma blinked, suspecting something wrong with his eyes being poked.
"ciao!"
"Baby? No, a foreign Zashiki warji??"
"Wake up, A-shang! This is Academy City! Where did Zashiki-douji come from?"
"Ha, hello?" Kamijou thought that he was indeed a tutor of the mafia, and the language he used was Italian, and he greeted him in a foreign language that would be absolutely closed for the rest of his life.
And the next moment, the other party greeted in extremely smooth Japanese: "Are you the fantasy killer who assisted us this time, Kamijou Touma? We met for the first time, and I'm the tutor of Tsuna Tsuna, Ribaun."
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