[Sword Ranbu] The happy life of a swordsmith

"How about it? Do you want to think about it?" The little fox looked at Xiao Douding with moist eyes, and stretched out two furry claws as an invitation.

"No!" Xiao Douding refused without thinking.

"What?" The little fox said again with a look on your face.

Xiao Douding stared at the dead fish eyes and repeated: "I said I don't want it."

"Why!? This is horse monkey shochu!" The little fox couldn't believe it, it didn't expect to be rejected by two people in a row.

"Horse monkey shochu is too low, you can consider turning Xiao Shi into Salted Egg Superman." Xiao Douding showed an extremely disgusted expression.

What's so good about a giant with two light bulbs on its face?Do you really not think about being cute?

It was hit and collapsed on the ground...

"And Xiaolan said that you can't just sign random things with strangers." Xiaodouding said seriously.

The little fox got up with a whoosh and shouted in displeasure, "Didn't we just meet yesterday?"

"Hey???? We know each other???" Xiao Douding looked unbelievable, and thought for a long time, "You...could it be..."

The little fox looked forward with anticipation.

"Are you Fox's help!"

The little fox immediately fell to the ground angrily, and shouted in despair: "I am Master Fox's Assistant!"

"Nani!! Master Fox is actually a magic elf!" Xiaodouding believed it was true, and also yelled in disbelief.

It's cold... I just caught up and stood aggrieved at the door of Xiaodouding's bedroom. I seemed to hear the system prompt "Congratulations to Foxnosuke for winning the title of magic elf".

"You are the uncle!" The little fox jumped angrily.

I hurriedly rushed forward and covered its mouth: "Little Douding, please use it with Master Fox."

"No, I still want to play with the uncle for a while when I was young." Xiao Douding refused and held me tightly.

"Stop making trouble, Minghu is catching up...I'll slip away first." I tore off Xiaodouding's claws, picked up Uncle Fox and ran away.

Hmm╭(╯^╰)╮, I don’t want to play with hours.

I ran all the way with Uncle Fox on my shoulders, ignoring his constant bb, I felt the murderous aura getting closer and closer.

Now that things have happened, I can only be a dead horse as a living horse doctor...

"Hey! Master Fox." I raised Master Fox and looked at myself.

The little fox refuted me in dissatisfaction: "Everyone says I'm not the uncle." You are the uncle.

"Didn't you say you could turn me into a horse monkey shochu?"

Uncle Fox turned his head away, and replied arrogantly: "I didn't say anything."

I grabbed its fur and threatened it viciously: "Say it again."

"..." QAQ, let go of my hair, let's talk.

Xiaodouding's crow's mouth must have worked, let me try this stupid fox's ability.

Uncle Fox became impatient with me: "You are not a girl, how could you transform into a horse monkey soju, stop dreaming."

"..."

==That's not what you said just now, do you think I'm a fool?

Uncle Fox looked at me with the expression that you are a fool, and suddenly showed a mean expression.

"Please beg me, please beg me, I will make you transform into a magical boy."

magical boy...

You are the first fox who dares to talk to me like this, Long Aolan, so I will send you to the sky for free, and I will throw the fox into the sky.

"Wow, that pervert is here."

Minghu caught up.

Wait, who are you calling a pervert?

"That pervert who stalked me and insisted on signing a contract with me, the transvestite has followed me!!!"

The little fox was trembling with fright.

No, he didn't, he wasn't, did you misunderstand somewhere...

"Little fox..." Minghu stared at Uncle Fox without blinking, implying that it would return to him.

"He looks like he's going to eat me, little dwarf, don't hand me over to him!"

Who are you calling a dwarf?

"Give you."

"Ah...thank you!"

"..."

"You handed me over so easily!!!" Uncle Fox shouted frantically.

Otherwise, should I keep it for the New Year?I don't eat fox meat.

"Who will save me!!!" Uncle Fox's miserable cry spread to every corner of this pill.

Minghu was at a loss and wanted to comfort it, but was misled by it, and struggled desperately: "Pervert, let me go!"

"Little Fox…"

"abnormal!"

"..."

I started nibbling melon seeds, just don't come at me.

"What are you doing?" Jiro Taro looked at the two of them with a bewildered expression while holding the jug.

The fox screamed miserably, and seemed to be being raped, which aroused Jiro's sympathy.

"Help me." Uncle Fox stared at Jiro pitifully with his wet eyes, "These two perverts abused me, a helpless, weak, pitiful little animal."

Jiro was already a little drunk: "Put it on me."

Uncle Fox saw that there was something going on, so he opened his mouth and said flickeringly: "Ordinary power is no longer able to hit these two perverts, we must use magic, come on, girl, sign a contract with me."

"Magic?" Jiro hiccupped, "Come on!! I want to sign a contract with you!"

Fuck it, stop it!

As soon as Jiro finished speaking, his tall body was covered by Qicai's light.

A huge magic circle appeared under his feet.

"Fuck, that's awesome!" Uncle Fox exclaimed.

I shouted frantically: "Didn't you do it, why are you so surprised!"

"This is also the first time for him." It replied shyly.

"..."

I saw Jiro Taro standing in the center of the magic circle, looking at us in a daze and asking, "What are you doing?"

"..."

Why hasn't he transformed yet? Thanks to me, I'm already mentally prepared!

"Wait a while, there may be a delay. The system is not stable." Uncle Fox scratched his head uncertainly and replied hesitantly.

You magic elf is not reliable at all!

"Here we come!" Uncle Fox smiled at us cheaply: "You are all done."

Who is playing the villain role, I let you finish the lines.

Jiro Taro felt that something was wrong with him, he drank too much alcohol today, and his mind was in a daze.

He felt that he was about to lose control of his body, and he shouted as soon as his brain got hot: "Gunara God of Darkness—Woohoo—Black Demon Transformation!!"

"..."

What's wrong, hey, I thought it was a beautiful girl...Soldier or something!

"You shouted it wrong!! That's the formula for the villain's transformation!!" Uncle Fox jumped anxiously.

"..."

Is this the point? It's so low that I didn't even notice it.

After Jiro shouted, the light around him became more intense, covering him, and I could vaguely see him being stripped naked and put on new clothes.

Just for a moment, a "girl" in a purple tutu stood in front of us, and he almost yelled out his throat.

"Ahahahahaha, ahahahahahahaha, all of you in Magic Immortal Castle will die here, ahahahahahahaha."

"..."

"Well, you're looking for the wrong place. Our place is not Magic Fairy Castle, but Honmaru."

"..."

"Oh, yes, I may have lost my way."

"Yeah, it's okay, turn right and turn left when you go out, and go straight for ten kilometers through Wanwu Street."

"Thank you, I'm going to the Fairy Castle right now."

"Yeah, you're welcome."

I am such a good person. I am relieved to see the "girl" in the purple tutu leave Honmaru.

Go back and submit an application for forging a big sword.

"..."

"You...you... how could you drive the magical girl I signed so hard out of Honmaru." Mr. Fox's beard trembled.

I gave it a blank look: "So you are the villain group, you can change into a black magic fairy if you change your body."

That's not true, who knows why the transformation formula that impressed Jiro Taro the most in his mind turned out to be this sentence.

"...You guys wait for me, we won't just let it go." Uncle Fox rushed to keep up with the "girl", but it's a pity that the "girl" is tall and big, and it took only a few short words. It's a long way from Honmaru.One person and one fox gradually went away.

"..." Minghu lowered his head in frustration.

I threw away the melon seed husk in my hand, jumped on his shoulder and comforted him: "They came back when they found that there was no Fairy Castle there at all. Before that, we can think of countermeasures."

But Minghu remained silent, but took out the hemp rope hidden in his pocket.

"..."

I'm wrong!dad!

Do you foxes hold grudges like this! !