[Sword Ranbu] The happy life of a swordsmith

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"Suddenly I don't look forward to the first installment." They said in unison.

An episode that was not expected at all: "..."

The voice of the three-headed body is too loud, and now the whole world thinks that Yiqi Ni is a pervert, so Yaoyan covers his face.

"Well~ Yiqi Ni, don't take it to heart." Yaoyan comforted.

Being rejected by younger brothers all over the world for a period of time, I lowered my head in frustration, this shame, I will get it back one day.

Lighting wax for Mr. Swordsmith, who was still flying, the eyes of a certain brother controlled Qi were already red.

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"Wait! You are the Mengdan who eloped with the concubine Xiangfei!" A familiar voice came from behind, and today I ran into the third batch of people from Honmaru.

It was Zuo Wenwen's family who were not favored and came out to play, and Yongqi Curry who was forced to marry.

"Your love is moving, I wish you all." Ziwei Erkang was moved.

Zongsan Erkang with a pig-headed face blushed with excitement, although it was hard to see the bruises

Who eloped so badly, who is Mengdan.The first issue that happened to be on the fire.

"I didn't expect Huang Ama to be so tolerant." Seeing Xiaodouding being hugged by Yiqi Yizhen, Ziwei Jiangxue, who misunderstood that Huang Ama had understood the beautiful love between them, was even more moved, "You are really the world The best and best Huang Ama in the world."

Xiao Douding whose face was inexplicably green: "..."

Then, the string called reason in Yijing's brain finally broke.

The author has something to say: Big Curry: Have I been white recently. (holds whitening water in hand)

Candlestick Cut: It looks a little dark to me.

Big Curry: QAQ

A big curry that gets darker and darker.

The Zuowen series is coming to an end, who will be next, hehehe.

☆、Chapter 18

So, after being knocked into the air by the first phase, I flew in the sky for a day and a night and finally flew back to Honmaru.

_(:з」∠)_Do you think I will say that, Newton will cry, and Apple will cry too.

The reality is that I fell into the creek next to Wanwu Street, and crawled back to Honmaru wet all over. The first phase of the hall is too scary, and I dare not provoke this younger brother to control QAQ again.

When did our hommaru become rich in pig heads? I looked at Zuo Wenwen's pig head family with a confused face. Could it be that pig heads are contagious?

The pig-headed left characters hugged their heads and cried, as if they had been greatly wronged.

"Brother in the first phase was very angry." Xiao Douding explained, "So they were beaten."

It turned out that you were angered because of me. I was so moved that I looked at the characters on the left of the pig's head and nodded empathetically: "They are all good, good."

"Xiao Lan?" Xiao Douding looked at me strangely.

"Hey, have you been to the restoration room?" I changed the subject.

Xiao Douding seemed to be asked a very distressing question, frowned, and sighed: "Well, Brother Yi, he is very angry and won't let them go to the repair room."

"=-=, nonsense, how can you leave your seriously injured companions and prevent them from recuperating." I was so angry that I wanted to drag Xiaodouding to reason.

"Wait, Xiao Lan." Xiao Douding held me tightly, "It's all because..."

"Because of what?"

"Because, they said that the elder brother in the first phase is Mengdan, and the elder brother Yaoyan is Xiangfei."

"Then the elder brother in the first phase refused to admit that he was Meng Dan, so they said that the elder brother in the first phase was Xiangfei, and the elder brother Yaoyan was Meng Dan."

"..."

It turns out that they recognize people so casually, and they don't distinguish between men and women.

A Zuowen family with no distinction between men and women:  …

"And there's..."

Xiao Douding looked quite embarrassed, but I still wanted to make things difficult for her: "What else?"

"And Xiao Ye said that in the first phase, my brother can draw butterflies, so let him do a dance and move a few more for him to play with."

"..." The lunatic's brain circuit is really hard to understand.

"My brother ran away in the first phase."

Do it yourself, no one can save you if you die.

I looked at the dazed little swallow who had been beaten, Zuo Wenwen was still talking nonsense: "I don't want butterflies anymore, I don't want butterflies."

Poor.

But if this goes on like this, the entire Honmaru will become a palace, so it should be punished...

"Brother Curry was taken away by Candlestick Cut's mother, who said she couldn't let her son follow suit." Was he implicated? Brother Curry's pig-headed face really wants to see it.

"...." Is the influence already so great?

Their madness really can't be delayed any longer. Foxanosuke informed us the day before yesterday, to the effect that there are too many lunatics in your Honmaru Fusangshen. If it continues to develop, I won't be able to hide it from the superiors. Get it cured quickly. , or go back to the furnace and rebuild.

In order to ensure that there will be no second substitutes for the swords in our hospital, I decided to take them to the famous second hospital tomorrow, "Wanwu Second People's Hospital".

The next day, I brought Zuo Wenwen's family, thug Xiaohuwan, Yizheng in the first phase, Yaoyan, and Xiaodouding to the Second Hospital.

I'm familiar with this place, emm... Of course I'm not crazy. Is there a case in Honmaru? I came here for consultation before, and the relationship with the doctor here is not bad, but afterward, it was cured, so it was nothing. .

I took them through the automatic sliding door and registered a number first.

"Isn't this Mr. Xiaolan?" Ranto Shiro Awataguchi sat inside to go through the formalities. When he saw me, he greeted me very affectionately.

"Swordsmith Sang, are you familiar with Luan?" The younger brother couldn't sit still in the first phase.

The fellow companions looked at the hall dumbfounded,

All the people handling business in the hall were wearing Awataguchi shorts wearing nurse uniforms.

I nodded and said, "This hospital is sponsored by Awataguchi. It is said that their spiritual judges are very rich, so they have all the idle little shorts in Honmaru to do business, and they are still recruiting more people."

So, why did we Awataguchi open a psychiatric hospital, a trance first-term nun.

"It's the first issue!" Luan shouted excitedly when he saw his brother of the same style, and greeted Tui and Bodo at the window next to him.

In the first phase, he was enthusiastically surrounded by the little shorts who ran out.

"Yiqi Ni, would you like to come to our Honmaru? Aluki is super rich and can take care of you." This is Bodo who is blinded by money and wants to sell his brother.

The little boy who is about to be fostered is shocked: "..."

"I can also inlay gold teeth for you."

no thank you.

"It's true, look at my teeth in the first period." We didn't notice it just now, Bodo bared his teeth, and we realized that, good guy, he has a mouth full of gold teeth.

Bearing the brunt of the first episode, he was blinded by a flash.

Who is the God-inspector of their Honmaru, who is so brazen and shameless.

Little shorts, you want to fool around with every word you say.

"Ahem, please give me enough time." Yao Yan rescued the embarrassed Yiqi Ni, "Stop messing around."

"What, Yao Yanni is still there." The little shorts let go of the first batch of nuns in disgust, "I'm tired of seeing Yao Yanni every day."

Disliked drug research: "..."

"It's almost enough, and I'll take them to the doctor." I pointed to Zuo Wenwen's family, which was controlled by the thug Xiaohuwan.

Stretching his neck wildly, he asked curiously, "What happened to them?"

I nodded my head: "There is a problem here."

He suddenly realized: "Oh~ I have a sick mind."

"..." Please don't be so vulgar, "Is the No. 101 medicine research doctor here?" I asked again.

"Let me see...he is here, you can go directly to the second floor of the psychiatric department to find him." Luan registered for us and handed over the form.

Why is it number 101...Yao Yan complained silently and didn't dare to ask, but after a while he saw why it was 101.

"Yakuken, it's amazing." I leaned over to him and said mysteriously, "All the doctors here are Yaken Toshiro."

Needless to say, I've seen it.Looking at so many faces that look exactly like me.Yao Yan felt that his eyes were about to go blind, and he twitched the corners of his mouth: "I said you must have no good intentions in dragging me here."

"Why, didn't I ask you to study and follow up with follow-up treatment?" I replied with a guilty conscience.

In the first issue, he stared at Yaoyan's younger brothers with a dazed expression, saying hello to him,

"One issue!"

"Oh! Yiqi Ni!"

"One issue!"

"Do you have a CP for the first issue?"

......

This is for zombies to enter the city.

Finally, we finished greeting the "enthusiastic" pharmaceutical researchers.Knocked on the door of the 101 drug research doctor.

The 101 drug research doctor saw me and greeted me warmly: "Long time no see, Mr. Xiaolan."

Look, look at how much other medicine research respects me, and we in this pill don't follow suit, tsk.

"Here, is this the first phase of Ni's coming to see a doctor?" After greeting me, the doctor from 101 Yaoyan took the first phase, which was still in a trance, to his own careful examination.

"Ah! The first phase of the palace, I'm not sick." I hurriedly explained, "He just saw too much of you and a little indigestion."

"That's right. My family's first-term nurses didn't adapt well when they first arrived." The 101 drug research doctor pushed his glasses and said seriously, "Now it's not just a matter of giving the patients a spanking."

So, the first episode of your Honmaru was so miserable.

I took the soon-to-be-weathered issue of Yizheng, and threw him aside to digest myself.

"These two are the ones who really need to be cured." I signaled Xiaohuwan to throw the pig's head left characters in front of the doctor.

"I don't look at trauma." The 101 Yaoyan doctor looked at their pig-headed faces and said hesitantly.

I almost forgot, I slapped my forehead, I first took out the cloth from Ziwei Jiangxue's mouth: "It doesn't matter what kind of small injury."

But I thought it was serious, and the doctor of 101 Yaoyan swallowed this sentence back.

"You vicious, vile, indecent, inhuman beast is worse than a vicious, merciless wolf with a heart, a dog, a heart, a heart, a heart, a heart, a dog, a lung, a conscience, an annihilation of humanity, a shameless person full of evil and doing a lot of evil!"

"..."

I stuffed the cloth back again, so I had no choice but to explain the cause and process to him. After my mouth was dry, the doctor finally nodded, expressing his understanding.

"When you came here a few times ago, you said that other Fusangshin in Honmaru also had the same symptoms."

"Those have all been cured. First, they were cured by medicine research, and they were cured by Mr. Xiao with a special method. Later, Sanriyue Palace woke up on its own under the stimulation of some external forces."

"But Master Xiao's treatment has gotten worse this time." I sighed, it was all Grandma Qiong Yao's fault.

For the sake of our Honmaru's face, I still don't want to tell how it was cured.

"Listen to you, since the power of the judge is useless, why don't you try external stimulation."

"I understand!"

"Take them back to the beach." The 101 drug research doctor saw off the guests with a smile.

"Okay, next patient."

I took a group of people to say goodbye to the Awataguchi of the second courtyard, and left the second courtyard immediately.

"Xiao Lan, what do you know?" Xiao Douding asked me puzzled.

Seeing their confused faces, I had no choice but to say: "Hurry up and get ready, let's go back to the beach."

The left characters of the pig's head: I suddenly have a bad feeling.

The author has something to say: the next chapter, Zuowen, is over.

Me: "There are still 250 medicine research gentlemen waiting for your blind date in the first phase hall."

In the first phase, he frothed at the mouth: "It's gone, it's gone."

☆、Chapter 19

I soaked Zuo Wenwen's family back into the sea and let them "swim" happily in the water.

"Are they all right?" Xiaodouding asked me worriedly.

I picked up the long fishing rod and poked the marinated seafood, "Didn't the medicine research doctor say, physical stimulation!"

But he didn't say he did such an inhumane thing. Xiao Douding looked at Zuo Wenwen's family who were tied to the back of the yacht with a rope tremblingly.

"It's really a good bait." Yao Yan was wearing chrysanthemum beach shorts and sunglasses, leaning on the railing of the yacht.

Is it really not going to die, is it really going to die, Xiao Douding trembled even more.

Seeing that she was shaking so badly, I touched her head meaningfully, and comforted me: "They won't die, at worst, feed the fish."

Are adults so scary? Xiao Douding, who is only five years old, follows the adults in the pill to feed the crazy little friends to the fish.

Yiqi frowned, and said dissatisfiedly, "Why haven't you drowned yet?"

Your old evil thoughts have drifted to me...

I originally planned to let these three idiots experience surfing again, but these three idiots would rather die than do it. After I rewarded each of them with a sap, they were obediently thrown into the sea.

"I wish I hadn't been obedient earlier." I took a sip of juice and sighed secretly.

The old man who was driving the yacht happily poked his head out of the cab: "How is the speed, boys?"

"It's great!" I raised my thumb and gave the old man a big praise. After hearing this, the old man smiled and showed his front teeth: "I can go faster!"

"Then trouble you to hurry up!" The sea breeze blowing on my face made my face ache, but I gritted my teeth and prepared to increase my horsepower: "My partner still needs more bubbles to wake up."

When we hung the three idiots behind the yacht at first, the old man didn't agree with anything, and he didn't agree until he understood the situation and saw the medical certificate I produced.

The old man increased the output, while shouting towards us: "Mental illness is mental illness, and the treatment of any illness is so special."

I was so fast that I felt like my face was going to be scraped away, and the old man yelled at me: "My grandson seems to be out of his mind, too. I'll give him some bubbles tomorrow."

I couldn't laugh or cry when I heard that, please don't, your grandson is in a bubble, and normal people don't really become mentally ill.

Before I could say this, Xiaodouding yelled again in horror: "There are sharks!!" I was taken aback when I heard this, and thought incredulously, you must be mistaking dolphins for sharks.

Yiqi stood up straight, covered Xiaodouding behind him, held his own body, and looked vigilantly at the fish fin that was swimming behind the three idiots: "Aluki, you step back first."

Hey, hey, calm down, all in all, first look carefully at what kind of fish it is.

"It's really a shark!" It's not scientific!I saw the sharp teeth bite towards Zongsan's leg.

"Ahhh! Brother Zongsan's legs are going to be eaten." Xiao Douding screamed, covering his eyes, not wanting to see the bloody scene.

"It's too late." Yao Yan said regretfully.

Why is it too late, I see you are not moving at all, I complained crazily, if I had known you were so unreliable, I would not have called the thug Xiaohumaru to go back first!

I also imitated Xiao Douding and covered my eyes. Unfortunately, I made a wrong decision today, which was to take these three idiots to the sea. Now they will be eaten by sharks, and the three are powerless.

"Cut." I heard the regretful voice of the two brothers, and secretly opened the gap between my fingers.

I thought I would see a bloody scene, but let alone die now, the hair is still intact!I was so speechless with this old face.

The poor little shark bit it down and lost its teeth, so it couldn't bite!It can't even bite!

Too nervous, I kept forgetting their bodies,

What a horrible, Japanese knife.

The little shark swam around with a mouth full of blood. Today he secretly left the house to give himself extra meals. Unexpectedly, his big teeth were broken, and no mm would like him anymore, woo woo woo.

Obviously, we, who are of different species, can't understand what it says at all. Yaoken speeds up, jumps on the back of the knife shark GG, and pulls out the main body with a knife.

The shark GG girl hadn't caught up yet, so he ended his short fish life.

"It's time for dinner." Yao Yan dragged the body of the shark GG and jumped back to the yacht.

In the first issue, he happily praised his younger brother.

I didn't dare to look at the murderous two brothers, and hugged the only normal person present, my boss, Xiao Douding, was trembling.

"You are so powerful." The old man poked his head out again when he heard the movement, "What a big fellow."

"Hey, I look at it a bit like the animal protection promulgated by the state." The old man's eyes were dark, and he looked at it for a long time, but it didn't seem like we had slaughtered anything.

Fuck!Having said that, it seems that I have heard of... going to jail, the first phase of Yizheng and Yaoyan are going to go to prison!

Uneducated, it’s terrible. I can’t just watch my companions in this pill be arrested and put in prison. I made up my mind that the two brothers are wearing prison uniforms in the prison. Xiaodouding and I send the white-haired man to the black-haired man. We visit the prison with condolences every year ,

"Yaoyan, the first phase, are you okay inside?" the aged Xiaodouding asked with a distressed voice hoarse from crying.

"It's not good at all, Yiqini wants to protect me, his chastity... chastity." Yaoyan covered his face and cried bitterly.

...this is so scary, I shake my head and shake the image out.

"Too, what a pity, this is a black rain boot!" I yelled pretendingly, and it really attracted the uncle's attention.

I winked at the two brothers.

It's a pity that the two brothers didn't get my point at all, they looked at me like an idiot: "Your eyes are sick."

I twitched the corner of my mouth, not wanting to haggle over every detail with this mortal.

The old man took out his reading glasses and put them on, it was endless.

"The rain boots don't look that big."

"Perhaps the person wearing it has a relatively large foot, and we have a foot named Yanrong in Honmaru, which is also very large."

Seeing that the old man wanted to do some research on his own, I said impatiently: "Master, you have worked hard, and I will pay you for your hard work later."

After hearing this, the uncle stuffed his reading glasses back into his pocket, and laughed aloud: "Hahaha, I should do whatever is hard or not." After speaking, he retracted his head and stopped thinking about it.

"..."

"Anyway, anyway, let's get these three guys up first." If we continue to soak, I'm afraid that another first-level and second-level protected animals will be attracted, and I'm afraid that I will be put in prison.

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This trip, I swam to the evening, I thought it was getting late, and a group of people got off the yacht, the uncle happily accepted my hard work fee (hush money), and thoughtfully taught me 101 ways to cook food, Just bid us farewell.

I threw three idiots on the beach and waited for them to wake up.

After waiting for about half an hour, there was movement in Jiang Xue's left text.

"You're awake." I sat on the beach, saw that his mind had finally returned to normal, and thoughtfully handed him a glass of water.

As soon as Jiang Xue Zuowen woke up, he saw three people surrounded him, took the water glass, and took a big sip. He always felt like he had eaten a big sun, and he was so thirsty.

I wouldn't tell him that after I pulled them back to the yacht, I threw them aside and left them in the sun for an afternoon. Now Zuo Wenwen's family looks a little dark, and they may taste salty after a taste.

"Why am I here?" He asked weakly, seeing the two younger brothers lying beside him, he was startled: "Zongsan, Xiaoye, what's wrong with you."

"Don't, don't worry, you are in shipwreck!" I comforted him with serious nonsense.

"We just picked you up." Just dumped you in the ocean to feed the sharks.

"You just woke up and couldn't be stimulated." The stimulation was overwhelming.

After listening to my words, Yao Yan sneered and remained silent, so that was how you fooled me back then.

"Zongsan and the others are all fine." Almost lost his leg.

"Everyone is in a hurry." No one is worried about you.

Seeing that I was so worried about him, he frowned and sighed: "Brothers made you worry."

Seeing how he blamed himself so much, if the truth were told to him, wouldn't he commit suicide by jumping out of the furnace.

As a friend of justice, I can't tell him the truth, it's all for his own good, in case he can't think about it.

I straightened up my body, and felt that the red scarf in front of me became more and more colorful. I thought I could at least be a team leader with three stripes.

Seeing Xiaoye and Zongsan woke up, we dragged our family back to Honmaru.

Then he pretended nothing happened and threw Zuo Wenwen's family back to his room.

"Mr. Swordsman, what kind of fish is this? It looks delicious." I was cut off by the uneducated, thousand-year-old knife master Crane Ball.

"Ask your husband, don't bother me." I dragged the body of the shark GG to the kitchen.

"Ananda is very busy." He pretended to be shy and held his face.

I was so disgusted that I almost vomited. I'm so busy. I don't do my job all day long. I only know how to drink tea. Doesn't my bladder really explode?

The boss can't afford it, can't afford it.

"It's a shark." I replied impatiently.

"Didn't you say it's rain boots, the size of Yanrong's feet?" Yaoyan who passed by sprayed.

Yan Rong, who also passed by to watch the excitement: "...?"

The author has something to say: I was disconnected from the Internet again, and I didn’t find my brother again, so I was so mad