[Sword Ranbu] The happy life of a swordsmith
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Huge gold necklace.
Wearing a set of Hawaiian-style shirts and pants of the same color, flip-flops on his feet, and 10 gold rings on his toes,
Tsurumaru shyly picked up his gold necklace and kissed it, the breath of money.
"Boss." The little brother Lan next to him thoughtfully handed over the gun, and the nouveau riche Xiao Douding spit out big smoke and crushed it with the soles of his feet.
She put the gun on Sanriyue's little friend's head: "A poor man like you should be shot into horse manure by me.
With a bang, San Riyue felt her eyes go dark as if she smelled a familiar smell.
"Horse manure!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The little friend woke up suddenly.
Ishikirimaru's father looked at him worriedly.
"You, why are you here!" The little friend looked at his father in a hellish manner.
Dad loosened his frown: "Are you okay..."
Ishikimaru was woken up by the screams of Sankayue ghosts, they all went out yesterday.
Later, I felt that there was something strange in this pill, so I asked, only to find out that Sanriyue fell into the horse manure pile.I came back and observed it, and found that the little friend was only a little disappointed, and there was nothing unusual, so I didn't ask about it.
Even dreaming is called horse manure, it seems that the stimulation is not one or two points, I should discuss it with Mr. Swordsmith tomorrow and get psychological counseling.
"It's fine, take a good rest."
Ishikirimaru's father, who had made up his mind, patted Xiao Sankaiyue's head, and after being knocked off impatiently by him, he continued to go back to sleep.
But little San Riyue couldn't fall asleep with his eyes wide open, so he took out his phone and turned on Penguin.
no reply....
Sure enough, no, Xiaosan Riyue is heartbroken.
Sleepless at first glance, the next day Xiaosan Riyue went to gather with dark circles under her eyes.
He secretly glanced at Tsurumaru who also had two panda eyes, and heaved a sigh of relief.
What, I just said how it is impossible for him to care about me.He stood up straight and cheered up a bit.
Just about to walk over as usual, Xiao Douding stepped in, and she looked at Xiao San Riyue in shame: "Brother San Riyue, I'm sorry yesterday."
yesterday?Xiao San Riyue, who had no memory of yesterday at all, glared at Xiao Douding angrily, hoping that she would walk away sensibly.
I haven't bothered with you about you robbing Hehe last night!Thinking about yesterday's dream, Xiao San Riyue's expression became distorted.
Really angry!Little Douding's expression was trembling with fright.
There are teardrops in my eyes that I can't shed.
"Why are you crying! I'm not a man with no money, no house, no car!" Xiao San jumped up and down angrily.
"..." Dead silence.
"Ahem... In that three-day month, you had no money and no house." I broke the awkward atmosphere, "There is a children's bicycle." I paid for it, and I added silently in my heart.
Little San Riyue rolled her eyes at me from embarrassment.
"..." I shut up, I shut up.
When Xiaosan Riyue went to look for Tsurumaru again, there was no sign of Baihe, and he lowered his head in frustration.
"Ah!" The back was suddenly patted heavily.
"Hahaha, are you scared?" Tsurumaru was standing behind him making faces at him.
Little San Riyue held back the corner of her mouth that was about to raise, and said coldly: "Didn't you ignore me?"
Tsurumaru thought about it all night and felt that he should not care about Mikazuki who was out of his mind.Sanriyue's mental age has become younger, and he has also become younger, not at all like the old knife master who has practiced for many years.
He touched his nose, and said embarrassedly: "It's nothing at all, let's make up."
Little San Riyue snorted, and reluctantly took the hand he extended.
Tsurumaru looked narrowly at his blushing face.
"I heard you say that you have no house, no car, no money?"
"It's not that you are going to run away with the upstart protagonist!"
"..."
When, how I don't know.Tsurumaru with a confused face.
Another week passed, and it was Sankayuema's turn again, but this time he and Tsurumaru were thoughtfully arranged together.
The stable was smelly and small, if Tsurumaru wasn't there, San Riyue wouldn't want to stay here for a second longer.
I always feel like I've had a bad experience here.
Little San Riyue looked at the white cranes working absent-mindedly,
He is so good-looking, I suddenly want to give him my collection of marbles.
Tsurumaru noticed his gaze and turned back to give him a charming smile,
Little San Riyue, who was in a trance, touched Little Skylark's butt obscenely.
"Pfft!!!!!!" Little Skylark let out a comfortable cry, and the constipation went away!
Sanriyue who was sprayed all over: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"..." Tsurumaru's smile froze.
"I heard that Sankayueden remembered everything." I took a sip of the tea in my mouth and sat in front of Ishikirimaru's father.
"There are no sequelae."
Ishikimaru's father sighed worriedly, "After being sprayed all over Ma Dangfan last time, he seemed to be stimulated. He fell into a coma for several days. When he woke up today, he stopped calling me dad. He must have recovered."
So if you judge whether he is good or not, it depends on what he calls you.
"I'll go see him."
I left Santiao's house and saw Sankaiyue's little friend in the corridor, no, it was Sankaiyue old man drinking tea with Yingwan with a smile on his face.
How long has it been since I saw such a normal grandpa, and I choked up sadly.
I saw Tsurumaru hiding in the shadow of the corridor.
I walked up to him and saw the disappointment on his face,
"It's fine if I don't smile at him." He said hoarsely.
Don't smile at him, we are still looking at the stars and the moon together, although the beautiful sheep's schoolbag is a bit silly, and the red scarf is a bit silly...but I like it very much.
I don't know how to comfort him. After all, it was the first time I saw the knife awakened by horse manure. Although I didn't complain when he was so disappointed, I still wanted to laugh when I thought about it.
So the two of us held back our laughter with one mission, and the other broke up in love.
Bai He raised his face: "Mr. Swordsmith, I'll knock him out again, how about it?"
Hey, hey, boy, your thoughts are dangerous.
Seeing the disapproval on my face, he smiled self-deprecatingly.
"I'm kidding, haha, are you scared?"
Don't laugh, I can't stand it anymore, my heart is too soft.
I gave him a push and encouraged him, "It's not too late to introduce myself again."
He froze for a moment, and took a step hesitantly.
"Go!" I raised my voice.
The old people in front heard my voice and turned their heads.
Tsurumaru looked at the familiar face,
"I'm Tsurumaru Kuninaga from the Gojo family, do you still remember me?" Bai He smiled at him.
San Riyue opened her eyes slightly, the crescent moon in her eyes was breathtakingly beautiful.
"of course."
I heard him say that.
I despise the single dog knifemaker. Looking at the pair of you and me in front of me, and then at the ambiguous German orthopedics over there, I sighed unbearably,
Honmaru has made two pairs. If this goes on, I can already see the future of Honmaru. I can become a matchmaker from the swordsmith.
"Tell me, how Mr. Bladesmith fell into the forge yesterday." The Lion King said suddenly.
!
The surrounding is suddenly quiet...
What the fuck are you talking about!How can you say that!I frantically ran over to cover the lion king's mouth.
"Pfft..." I don't know who held back and laughed.
I covered my ears in embarrassment.
The Lion King touched his head in embarrassment, and looked at me with a flushed face and the laughter around me.
Only after knowing it: "Can't you say it?"
Whose knifesmith fell into the forge, please stop talking, my majestic image!
Honmaru is still harmonious today!
Gifted Children Three Days and Months End
The author has something to say: it’s over, it’s over, it’s finally time for the next one, hehehe
☆、Chapter 12
I stood in front of someone without love in my life. He was wearing a shabby white cloak and a neat uniform. The most frightening thing was that he was smiling heartily at me. I was almost flashed by his pale front teeth. blind.
"I'm superhero, your good neighbor, Yamabashi Kiri Kunihiro, what can I do for you?" He introduced himself.
I patted Kakaka in pain, weeping non-stop, he covered his face, crying pear blossoms with rain.
"What's more, he even stole my underwear." Kakaka pointed at Yamabagiri sadly.
so obscene...
I silently looked at the direction Kakaka pointed.
Sure enough, a pair of bright red underwear was put on over Yamabukiri's suit pants.
The perpetrator also straightened his waist with a smirk on his face, and the red underwear became more vivid.
I didn't expect Kakaka to be so coquettish and wear such alluring red briefs. I gave him a meaningful look.
Sure enough, Honmaru is a bunch of flirts.
"I don't need your help." I pushed away the super silly superhero who was approaching me expressionlessly, and kicked his ass hard.
This situation is really something I never expected.
The super silly hero Yamabuchi innocently clutched his ass, leaving my tiny footprints on the white cape.
"No, just don't," I heard him mutter.
"Please pull off your red underwear and give it back to Kakaka, please." His eyes were swollen from crying. Although he didn't understand why he had such a hobby, it seems that you two are of the same knife school, so you can do well.
Yamabuchi looked hesitantly at Kakaka who was crying with pear blossoms and rain, reluctantly took off his red underwear, and explained with an unnatural expression: "Superheroes will not reject anyone who needs help."
People who steal underwear are not qualified to say such things!
Under my coercion, Kakaka managed to get back his panties.
"Mr. Swordsmith, I will never forget your kindness in this life." He held his heart with tears in his eyes.
No, please forget!I don't want to look at the fool.
Even after I informed everyone in Honmaru, the super silly hero Yamabagiri virus invaded Honmaru.
He tossed back his cloak and smiled broadly, his front teeth gleaming in the sun.
Everyone threw puzzled expressions at him.
He stood on the high platform of Honmaru and shouted: iamsuperman!!!!!!
I covered my face in shame, I knew, I knew I couldn't let him out.
Damn mental retardation, I seem to hear other people's voices.
"Brother Yamabuchi, are you okay?" Xiaodouding asked me worriedly.
How do I know, I know a ghost, the ghost knows what happened to him.
"Let's go out!" He yelled excitedly, and showed a blinding expression to his teammates: "I will protect you! Serve the people!"
Damn, you played tricks, which country's hero are you.
I am hunched over, as if I am 10 years older, this Honmaru can't stay anymore, I want to take my old man who hasn't appeared in several chapters, passerby A, to resign and go home to farm.
"Kane-san, Kanes-san, I don't know him." Horikawa Kunihiro desperately explained to Kanes-san.
Kanesan was sweating coldly, not wanting to see the little fan beside him.
Didn't you see that they were all watching, talk less, attract less attention!This was the first time Kanesan didn't want to be so conspicuous.
Damn, how embarrassing...
The little fan was in a hurry: "I didn't lend him the red underwear, it was Yamabushi who lent him!"
"..." Why do you care about this kind of thing.
Kakaka heard this, broke down and ran away covering his face. I really don't know what he will do with his dozen of unopened red underwear.
Maybe he is the birth year....
I didn't expect you to be such a knife school, and the knife men silently complained about it.
"You guys can't get out yet!" Still, the irritable long legs diverted everyone's attention.
But I think it's impressive enough.
Captain Qingguang twitched the corners of his mouth and held back the spitting in his mouth.
Lead a group of people out.
I hope all is well and I silently wish them well.
"Ahahahahaha, are you my old enemy?" Yamabuchi pulled out his own body, raised his cloak, and challenged the enemy sword on the opposite side.
"Draw out your weapons, and I will fight you fairly."
Wubi's enemy knife: We already have a knife, mother retarded.
"Ha~ Are you scared?"
"Sure enough, they are just useless cowards, let me punish you!" He winked mischievously.
……
This guy is so disgusting
Facing Yamabuchi's provocation, the enemy on the opposite side trembled angrily, and was about to charge up, but it was the calm enemy Taita who stopped him.
"Don't worry, Yamabukiri on the opposite side is a fool." This is Dai Tai.
'A scholar can be killed but not humiliated, and a fool can't bear it! 'This is the angry enemy.
'...'
Yamabuchi looked at the opponents who were trembling like Parkinson's, and thought they were scared, but he didn't know they were angry.
"iamsuperhero, come at me if you want to." The super silly hero became even more embarrassing.
He turned to his teammates and said proudly: "I just said that they are afraid of me, so they backed up and left it to me."
His worn cloak fluttered in the wind, so meaningless and so chic.
Qing Guang looked at his back, couldn't bear it, couldn't bear it.Walked up and gave him a violent shudder.
"I'm the captain, you little brat, don't you want to live!" Qing Guang was forced to burst out.
The little angel of An Ding looked at Qing Guang who had self-destructed, and couldn't accept it.
When did you go to the Northeast, how come I don't know...
Could it be that Okita also speaks a Northeast accent, and the Great Demon King Anding suddenly collapsed...
'Boss, there seems to be an infighting on the other side. 'The enemy trembled excitedly.
'While they are fighting among themselves, let's go for a sneak attack. 'This is enemy number two.
'...'
"They attacked!" An Ding reminded loudly.
Captain Qing Guang frowned: "It's okay." He was unmoved.
Kanesan looked at the besieged Yamabachi with a speechless expression.
'Tell you to pretend! 'This is the hardest little enemy short.
You are weak!You are weak!This is the enemy who made up the knife.
I looked at Yamabagiri, who was in a state of bruised nose, swollen face, and serious injury, and asked in puzzlement, "I remember that this map is not difficult."
Qing Guang sneered: "It's not someone who killed himself."
An Ding glanced at Qing Guang, who was sincere in his eyes, it wasn't because you were desperate to save...
I looked at Kanesan and the others who had refreshed their views, so it was better not to ask.
I dragged the seriously injured Yamabuchi and threw him into the repair room, leaving him alone.
The first thing Yamabugiri does when he wakes up is to look for people in need.
He always remembers that he is a hero.
He helped Sanriyue across the road.
Was declined by Tsurumaru.
Grandpa smiled and said that he could still walk...
He helped Awataguchi,
He was treated as a pervert by the first phase of Ni.
Wu Hutui hugged his bald little tiger and cried bitterly, why the poor little tiger always cannot escape the fate of being bald.
Grandma Shan couldn't figure it out, he clearly remembered the eight honors and eight disgraces.
Why don't people around him recognize him?
He turned on Superhero again.After repeated research, he finally found that
It turned out that I lost because I didn't have any friends.
He watched Team USA 3...
He hugged his lonely self silently.
"Sambushi, do you want to be my gay friend!" He suddenly asked his roommate.
Kakaka looked at the serious Yamabugiri with horror on his face, and quickly crawled away from him 2 meters away.
"Little Monk knew that you wanted to steal my underwear again, and you had bad intentions." His face was dyed pink, and he wanted to cry, but he didn't expect you to covet my body.
Who coveted your body so badly, as if Yamabashi who saw through Kakaka felt a cold current pass through his body, and he shivered viciously.
I just want to be superman...
Kicked Kakaka away.Yamabuchi found Horikawa and asked, "Brother, do you want to be my gay friend?"
The little angel Horikawa threw away the body knife in her hand in horror, and flew into Kanesan's arms.
"I'm Kanesan's friend!"
"..." This is Kanesan who was forced to stop clasping hands.
I do not know how…
As for the sword school that was agreed upon, the aggrieved Shan Baqie left angrily.
Horikawa still looked at him vigilantly, Kanesan patted him helplessly, the little angel Horikawa was unmoved,
Don't take advantage of it, you bastard.
The Okita group who sees through everything:...
Are their knives so shameless...
I can't be a hero anymore, Yamabuchi thought dejectedly, because I don't have a gay friend.
I helplessly looked at Yamabagiri with his head down.
"Please change me back!"
I looked at someone who came late at night with a dazed face,
"Change, change back to what?"
"I know I'm not normal now!" He looked at me seriously and said, "It's also troubled many people."
"So I want to change back to my old self!"
"Please change me back!" He continued to pester.
Wait, don't come so close to me,
"Please transform me back!" he repeated.
His expression became ferocious, and he grabbed my ear and shouted: "Please turn me back!!!!!!!!!"
"Change back into a ghost!" I woke up from the nightmare, my mother is mentally retarded, how could I have such a weird dream, I helplessly held my forehead,
Sure enough, Xiao Douding has been too deeply influenced recently.
The next day
"Don't look at me!" I looked at the quilt wrapped in the quilt and let out a sigh of relief.
How nice of you not to be wearing red panties...
Superhero Yamabashi Cut Finished
The author has something to say: the recent writing is getting worse and worse, hey
☆、Chapter 13
The sea, it’s the sea, I was so moved that tears flowed down my face. I finally saved up enough money from the brother-digging activity a while ago, so I decided to go on a family trip!
I lay under the umbrella, lazily watching the fusangshen running around, and took a sip of fruit juice comfortably. This is life.
"Hahaha, Brother Jiang Xue and the others seem to be having a good time." Xiao Douding was building a castle next to me.
I took off my sunglasses and looked at Zuo Wenwen's family surfing the sea.
"The way they express their happiness is really special." I looked at Jiang Xue's coquettish surfing posture.
Xiao Douding stood up and waved to Xiao Ye: "That's great, Xiao Ye is also very happy!"
The relationship between the two children has always been good. These days, they recite scriptures together every night... Seeing that everything is normal, I put on my sunglasses again and lay back.
Take a good nap, anyway, nothing should happen.
"Jiang Xuesang!"
"555 Xiaoye!"
"Zongsan!!!"
Uh, what's the noise? I turned over and opened my eyes impatiently.
Fuck me, what happened to them? ?
"Xiao Lan!" Xiao Douding ran over and hugged me tearfully, "Brother Jiang Xue and the others drowned!"
what?Seeing Xiao Douding with a mournful face, I ran to see the state of the three in a daze.
The three of them, two long and one short, were lying on the beach with dead bodies.
I thought I was dead, but it looked like I was just drowning.
Yao Yan pushed his glasses and said: "First aid measures have been taken." Just after he finished speaking, "Ahem, ahem...."
Jiang Xue coughed and spat out water, and woke up.
"It's okay, Jiang Xue!" I hurried over.
He stared at me blankly, his eyes were very confused, as if he didn't know where he was, and he looked like a cute little animal.
Seeing how pitiful he was, I comforted him, "Xiao Ye Zongsan and the others are still alive..."
I pointed him to Sosan Saya who was spitting water.
Unexpectedly, after hearing this, he raised both hands, placed them in the shape of scissors, slumped his face, tilted his head and looked at me blankly, and said, "Crack, I'm a crab."
"Crack...click..."
"..."
Damn!Jiang Xue is stupid! !I was so frightened that I hurriedly pushed him away, and glanced at the suspicious drug research that gave them first aid.Could it be that during the first aid process, the fool virus was passed on.
"..." Yao Yan glanced at me speechlessly, then turned around and ignored me, mother's mental retardation.
"It's not good!" Xiao Douding rushed over and shouted, "Xiao Ye is crazy! He thought he was a shell!"
"Kaba Kaba." This was Xiao Ye who thought she was a shell.
I looked at Xiao Ye who was trying to bend his legs and hands together, and was speechless for a while.
Needless to say, I've already anticipated Sozo's situation... It can't be a fish, poof, Sozo mermaid.
......
"Chi Chi Chi, Chi Chi Chi." Why are you a terrestrial animal?
Why are you so out of gregarious, I looked at the chick Zongzo speechlessly.
Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp.....
That's enough, I covered my ears and didn't want to listen to the crazy three-person ensemble, so I pulled the doctor Yaoken who was about to run away with a broken face.
"Doctor, what's wrong with my daughter and sons." I eagerly tugged at his swimming trunks, not letting him go.
Who is the daughter?
Annoyed, he grabbed his swimming trunks that had fallen down, kicked me flying, and then lifted his pants and explained: "What else can I do, I'm dumbfounded by the waves."
Aren't you very experienced in this kind of thing, save them!I hugged his thigh and didn't dare to say this sentence.
"Please save them, Doctor."
His glasses reflected light, and he said grimly: "I can save them, but you have to hand over the negative of that."
That... I let go of his chrysanthemum-shaped swimming trunks in a guilty conscience, as if it was not worth it to save three fools.
"Will you hand it over?" He bared his teeth fiercely.
Damn, there are backups anyway!I reluctantly agreed to his request.
"All in all, go back to Honmaru first, and let the general try it himself."
Damn, if you didn't say it earlier, you would have known it earlier, and let Xiao Douding treat it... It's too bad to die.
Thinking that the certificate photos of Sanriyue·Red Scarf·Pleasant Goat in my hand and the negative film returned to Yaoyan have been deprived, I feel that life is dark.
As a result, what should have been a beautiful trip to the beach was abruptly interrupted by the mutated Zuo Wenzong's family, and they almost cried to death.
After returning to the pill, I, Xiaodouding, Yaoken.
Looking at the three unknown objects in front of me, under the background of the three-person ensemble of Chi Chi Chi, Ka Ba Ka Ba, and Ka Cha Ka Cha.
Xiaodouding started to buy.
The atmosphere is very heavy.
"My lord, 555, Erkang was captured by the bad guys, and they made him take drugs." Wuhu Tui interrupted us with red eyes.
"..."
Do you want to develop so fast, Brother Badger Pig hasn't finished yet!Summer vacation is over. Hey.
There are so many parts of this damn thing!
The reason why this ghost thing appeared in this pill is because one day,
Douding watched TV as usual...
You don't have a proper job at all, which judge watches TV all day long, even if you are only 5 years old, can you watch something normal... such as Pleasant Goat or something.
I watched with a dull face on the TV every year during the summer vacation, the badger and pig princess would be broadcast,
Erkang with a big nose: "Ziwei, I love you so much that my heart aches!"
Xiudou Ziwei: "You hurt, I hurt too! You hurt, I hurt even more!"
You are in pain, I am even more headache..... Are you out of your mind...I think I have to start thinking about Xiaodouding's education.
Then the cycle is like this every day, and finally!
I was horrified to find that Brother Badger Pig became popular in Honmaru...
And until today, I found that I was still watching it, it was enough.
Xiao Douding seemed to hear the news that he couldn't accept it, trembling and twisting the spiritual power in his hand.
Fuck, don't be impulsive
I looked at the three-strike knife in her hand in horror, for fear that something might go wrong.
The spiritual power twisted and twisted, twisted and twisted, but the hand was still over.
Xiao Douding was in a trance the whole time, looking like she was having a nervous breakdown. I was really worried that she would faint.
Did that damn thing hit you so hard...
"Phew, it should be fine." Xiaodouding pretended to wipe off the sweat that didn't exist at all.
Put the three-strike knife back.
Is it really okay? I always feel the same bad feeling as in the past.
"Almost, I'll wake up after a while." The doctor, Yao Yan, checked the three of them and found that there was nothing serious.
I looked at the three of them who were breathing steadily, and took Xiaodouding's hand: "Master Shi, you must be hungry, let's go eat first, and see them later."
Xiaodouding nodded and took us to eat together.
I took a sip of the fish soup, the smell of the sea, is there still some use for the knife men, for such delicious seafood.
Sitting next to Xiaodouding, I was so greedy that I couldn't help but take another sip,
"Ziwei! Ziwei! Where are you, Ziwei!" A familiar voice came from the door.
"Pfft!!!!!!!" I couldn't hold back, and sprayed a mouthful of fish soup on Yaoken's face.
I looked at him with a guilty face, looking for the culprit who caused me to squirt soup.
"Ziwei!!"
I couldn't bear it any longer, I patted the table, and shouted loudly: "Who, what idiot, is role-playing again."
The little shorts blushed and pointed to a certain one at the door.
I'm so tired, boy, are you crazy?
I looked at Zongsan Zuowenwen who was staggering and lost his soul...
How the hell did you evolve from a bird to a primate?
"Hahaha, this, this really scared me." Tsurumaru covered his face so that no one could see his expression.
I think I laughed at you.
I stared angrily with a dazed expression, what a fat thing, what happened to Little Douding, she turned around with a stiff head and looked back at me in horror.
"I, I didn't do anything." She waved her hand and shook her head desperately.
The veins on my forehead twitched, and I made a gesture of chopping down.
Xiaohuwan understood that Wansui had to knock out Zongsan Zuo's writing, and before he died, he stared at Xiaohuwan with reluctance: "Ziwei, why are you..."
You can see clearly who is your Ziwei.When I saw Xiaohumaru's tall body tremble, I knew what he was thinking.
"Let's go find Jiang Xue and Xiao Ye, I have a bad feeling." Standing up, he quickly ran to the repair room.
The author has something to say: Hahaha, I wanted to write a complete knife account, so I just came three by three, and it collapsed as always.
☆、Chapter 14
Feeling that something was wrong, I rushed into the restoration room with a group of people.
Sure enough, the two sea creatures on the bed had disappeared.
"Search! Search for me!" I immediately issued an order to send troops to search for every corner of Honmaru.
After half an hour,
"Xiao Ye is in the pot!" This is Xiao Douding who came to look for me.
"..."
Are you kidding me?Boiled mussels? ?
Xiao Douding hurriedly dragged me to find Xiaoye, who slept soundly in my brother's stove.
"......"
What's wrong with this child, he stays in bed and insists on drilling the stove.
When Xiao Douding was gnashing his teeth to drag Xiao Ye out of the nest, there was a riot outside the door.
And, what's the matter? With a headache in my hands, I walked towards the troubled place.
In the courtyard, two groups of people are confronting each other.
"Zong Sansang, calm down." Long legs were sweating coldly, stopping Shen Jingbing, heaved a sigh of relief when he saw me, and pushed me to the front.
Fuck, do you want to be so cowardly?
Before I finished complaining about these cowards, I felt like I was flying, flying?
Crazy Zong San didn't know when he ran over and grabbed my neck: "Say! Where did you get my crape myrtle.
He viciously grabbed my neck and shook me, I was so shaken that I almost spit out my overnight meal.
It's none of my business... Ghost, ghost knows where your crape myrtle has gone, didn't this idiot get knocked out?
The thug Xiaohumaru is unfavorable and guilty!
The stunned and stunned group of fusangshen insisted on not saving me.
"In short, in short, calm down first." Qi Candlestick tried to persuade Shen Jingbing to persuade others.
Calm down, don't you see that I'm about to belch? Sure enough, even a male knife is unreliable.
Just when my life was dying.
I kicked back hard and hit Shen Jingbing's balls.
"Oh!!!!" Shen Jing bounced back on the spot in pain, clutching his balls and rolling all over the floor.
"..."
The Fu Sangshen silently covered their crotch.
A group of little faces, none of them are useful, indifferent.
I rolled my eyes, if it wasn't for the suddenness of this guy, how could I have allowed him to sneak attack successfully.
Shen Jingbing tried to attack me again, but I punched him right on the bridge of the nose.
I'm satisfied now, the upper part hurts, the lower part also hurts, people really are cheap, there is no cure.
I directed the squad to tie him up,
A blue figure rushed over and pushed me away forcefully.
"Erkang!!!!"
Hey my waist, it's always me who is unlucky, I was thrown on the ground with a look of lovelessness.
I helped my waist and stood up to see where the deep well ice came from again.
I'm so tired, where did the big girl come from?
I looked at Jiang Xuezuo with a dull face, who combed her hair from the Qing Dynasty, wore a Qing Dynasty girl's dress, was pale, and painted two red buttocks and blood-colored lips.
I was wrong, where did the female ghost come from.
"..." There was a dead silence around.
In other words, the anti-stress ability of our pills should be considered pretty good. Before there was a fool’s drug research, and later there was a child’s three-day moon, but some people still couldn’t hold back.
"Ouch!" If you want to vomit, don't vomit here!Is it disgusting?
I pinched my nose to keep from seeing what a fool did.
Where did this female ghost get her equipment?
oh!When I looked at Jiro Tachi, who looked confused and wanted to die, you thief, I understood everything. I dared to say that he stole your clothes and headgear and improved them. I said why they looked so familiar.
He covered his face and wept bitterly, not wanting to see the changed unrecognizable uniform. Taro Tachi, beside him, hugged him with a heavy heart, comforting him softly.
People around all shed tears of sympathy.
Damn mental retardation.
"Erkang! Erkang, I'm here, Erkang." The ghost called Shenjingbing affectionately.
"Ziwei, is that you, Ziwei." The two hugged each other emotionally.
Damn mental retardation.
Are you blind, so close, can't you see each other?
I sighed helplessly and snapped my fingers. Xiaohuwan took out the fishing net with a tacit understanding, and the two former marine creatures were caught in the net.
"What are you going to do to us!" The two still hugged each other and accused us angrily.
What did I do wrong? God wanted to torture me like this. I bent my body and didn't want to talk to them.
Seeing that I was tired, the long-legged part also sighed and patted my shoulder.
Damn it, I still remember the thing that pushed me forward, after the fall, settle accounts!
"What happened?" Xiao Douding pulled Xiao Ye who had woken up just in time. Xiao Ye opened her eyes slightly and looked at her two older brothers.
The two were tied up by me in a fishing net, with their own socks stuffed in their mouths.
"No, no no"
"Jiang Xueni, Zong Sanni..." He was about to cry, it seemed that this scene had a big impact on him.
Xiao Douding covered his eyes and recited the Mantra of Purifying Heart, and Xiao Ye gradually calmed down.
The doctor Yaoyan walked over and hugged Xiaoye: "I'm sorry."
They are not dead yet, why are you in such a hurry to comfort the family members?
Saya, who had finally calmed down after hearing this, began to sob again.
That's right, a family of three came back from the shipwreck, their parents were dumbfounded, and their emotions were really complicated.
"Xiaoye, is there anything wrong with him?" I asked Xiaodouding.
"Does crying count?" She asked me naively.
Silly child, that is a normal emotion for others. Your parents have become this virtuous, whether you cry or not, I will cry if you want me.
I looked at Xiao Douding who was frustrated with the wrong answer with pity, and doubted the normal IQ of a 5-year-old child.
"Let's untie them, they should be in peace." I saw that Jiang Xue and Zongsan seemed to have calmed down in the net, and let the thug Xiaohuwan loosen them.
When the two of them came out, they really settled down a lot, but I still didn't dare to look at Jiang Xue's female grimace,
"Little Yanzi, I have been looking for you for a long time." Jiang Xue looked at the lost "sisters" with tears in her eyes.
?Xiaoye raised her crying face with a confused face.
who?Who is Little Swallow?
Who are you?Xiaoye looked at Jiang Xueni who was grimacing, and took a step back in horror.
Daring you didn't see clearly just now, I will continue to complain.
"Little swallow
Wearing a set of Hawaiian-style shirts and pants of the same color, flip-flops on his feet, and 10 gold rings on his toes,
Tsurumaru shyly picked up his gold necklace and kissed it, the breath of money.
"Boss." The little brother Lan next to him thoughtfully handed over the gun, and the nouveau riche Xiao Douding spit out big smoke and crushed it with the soles of his feet.
She put the gun on Sanriyue's little friend's head: "A poor man like you should be shot into horse manure by me.
With a bang, San Riyue felt her eyes go dark as if she smelled a familiar smell.
"Horse manure!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The little friend woke up suddenly.
Ishikirimaru's father looked at him worriedly.
"You, why are you here!" The little friend looked at his father in a hellish manner.
Dad loosened his frown: "Are you okay..."
Ishikimaru was woken up by the screams of Sankayue ghosts, they all went out yesterday.
Later, I felt that there was something strange in this pill, so I asked, only to find out that Sanriyue fell into the horse manure pile.I came back and observed it, and found that the little friend was only a little disappointed, and there was nothing unusual, so I didn't ask about it.
Even dreaming is called horse manure, it seems that the stimulation is not one or two points, I should discuss it with Mr. Swordsmith tomorrow and get psychological counseling.
"It's fine, take a good rest."
Ishikirimaru's father, who had made up his mind, patted Xiao Sankaiyue's head, and after being knocked off impatiently by him, he continued to go back to sleep.
But little San Riyue couldn't fall asleep with his eyes wide open, so he took out his phone and turned on Penguin.
no reply....
Sure enough, no, Xiaosan Riyue is heartbroken.
Sleepless at first glance, the next day Xiaosan Riyue went to gather with dark circles under her eyes.
He secretly glanced at Tsurumaru who also had two panda eyes, and heaved a sigh of relief.
What, I just said how it is impossible for him to care about me.He stood up straight and cheered up a bit.
Just about to walk over as usual, Xiao Douding stepped in, and she looked at Xiao San Riyue in shame: "Brother San Riyue, I'm sorry yesterday."
yesterday?Xiao San Riyue, who had no memory of yesterday at all, glared at Xiao Douding angrily, hoping that she would walk away sensibly.
I haven't bothered with you about you robbing Hehe last night!Thinking about yesterday's dream, Xiao San Riyue's expression became distorted.
Really angry!Little Douding's expression was trembling with fright.
There are teardrops in my eyes that I can't shed.
"Why are you crying! I'm not a man with no money, no house, no car!" Xiao San jumped up and down angrily.
"..." Dead silence.
"Ahem... In that three-day month, you had no money and no house." I broke the awkward atmosphere, "There is a children's bicycle." I paid for it, and I added silently in my heart.
Little San Riyue rolled her eyes at me from embarrassment.
"..." I shut up, I shut up.
When Xiaosan Riyue went to look for Tsurumaru again, there was no sign of Baihe, and he lowered his head in frustration.
"Ah!" The back was suddenly patted heavily.
"Hahaha, are you scared?" Tsurumaru was standing behind him making faces at him.
Little San Riyue held back the corner of her mouth that was about to raise, and said coldly: "Didn't you ignore me?"
Tsurumaru thought about it all night and felt that he should not care about Mikazuki who was out of his mind.Sanriyue's mental age has become younger, and he has also become younger, not at all like the old knife master who has practiced for many years.
He touched his nose, and said embarrassedly: "It's nothing at all, let's make up."
Little San Riyue snorted, and reluctantly took the hand he extended.
Tsurumaru looked narrowly at his blushing face.
"I heard you say that you have no house, no car, no money?"
"It's not that you are going to run away with the upstart protagonist!"
"..."
When, how I don't know.Tsurumaru with a confused face.
Another week passed, and it was Sankayuema's turn again, but this time he and Tsurumaru were thoughtfully arranged together.
The stable was smelly and small, if Tsurumaru wasn't there, San Riyue wouldn't want to stay here for a second longer.
I always feel like I've had a bad experience here.
Little San Riyue looked at the white cranes working absent-mindedly,
He is so good-looking, I suddenly want to give him my collection of marbles.
Tsurumaru noticed his gaze and turned back to give him a charming smile,
Little San Riyue, who was in a trance, touched Little Skylark's butt obscenely.
"Pfft!!!!!!" Little Skylark let out a comfortable cry, and the constipation went away!
Sanriyue who was sprayed all over: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"..." Tsurumaru's smile froze.
"I heard that Sankayueden remembered everything." I took a sip of the tea in my mouth and sat in front of Ishikirimaru's father.
"There are no sequelae."
Ishikimaru's father sighed worriedly, "After being sprayed all over Ma Dangfan last time, he seemed to be stimulated. He fell into a coma for several days. When he woke up today, he stopped calling me dad. He must have recovered."
So if you judge whether he is good or not, it depends on what he calls you.
"I'll go see him."
I left Santiao's house and saw Sankaiyue's little friend in the corridor, no, it was Sankaiyue old man drinking tea with Yingwan with a smile on his face.
How long has it been since I saw such a normal grandpa, and I choked up sadly.
I saw Tsurumaru hiding in the shadow of the corridor.
I walked up to him and saw the disappointment on his face,
"It's fine if I don't smile at him." He said hoarsely.
Don't smile at him, we are still looking at the stars and the moon together, although the beautiful sheep's schoolbag is a bit silly, and the red scarf is a bit silly...but I like it very much.
I don't know how to comfort him. After all, it was the first time I saw the knife awakened by horse manure. Although I didn't complain when he was so disappointed, I still wanted to laugh when I thought about it.
So the two of us held back our laughter with one mission, and the other broke up in love.
Bai He raised his face: "Mr. Swordsmith, I'll knock him out again, how about it?"
Hey, hey, boy, your thoughts are dangerous.
Seeing the disapproval on my face, he smiled self-deprecatingly.
"I'm kidding, haha, are you scared?"
Don't laugh, I can't stand it anymore, my heart is too soft.
I gave him a push and encouraged him, "It's not too late to introduce myself again."
He froze for a moment, and took a step hesitantly.
"Go!" I raised my voice.
The old people in front heard my voice and turned their heads.
Tsurumaru looked at the familiar face,
"I'm Tsurumaru Kuninaga from the Gojo family, do you still remember me?" Bai He smiled at him.
San Riyue opened her eyes slightly, the crescent moon in her eyes was breathtakingly beautiful.
"of course."
I heard him say that.
I despise the single dog knifemaker. Looking at the pair of you and me in front of me, and then at the ambiguous German orthopedics over there, I sighed unbearably,
Honmaru has made two pairs. If this goes on, I can already see the future of Honmaru. I can become a matchmaker from the swordsmith.
"Tell me, how Mr. Bladesmith fell into the forge yesterday." The Lion King said suddenly.
!
The surrounding is suddenly quiet...
What the fuck are you talking about!How can you say that!I frantically ran over to cover the lion king's mouth.
"Pfft..." I don't know who held back and laughed.
I covered my ears in embarrassment.
The Lion King touched his head in embarrassment, and looked at me with a flushed face and the laughter around me.
Only after knowing it: "Can't you say it?"
Whose knifesmith fell into the forge, please stop talking, my majestic image!
Honmaru is still harmonious today!
Gifted Children Three Days and Months End
The author has something to say: it’s over, it’s over, it’s finally time for the next one, hehehe
☆、Chapter 12
I stood in front of someone without love in my life. He was wearing a shabby white cloak and a neat uniform. The most frightening thing was that he was smiling heartily at me. I was almost flashed by his pale front teeth. blind.
"I'm superhero, your good neighbor, Yamabashi Kiri Kunihiro, what can I do for you?" He introduced himself.
I patted Kakaka in pain, weeping non-stop, he covered his face, crying pear blossoms with rain.
"What's more, he even stole my underwear." Kakaka pointed at Yamabagiri sadly.
so obscene...
I silently looked at the direction Kakaka pointed.
Sure enough, a pair of bright red underwear was put on over Yamabukiri's suit pants.
The perpetrator also straightened his waist with a smirk on his face, and the red underwear became more vivid.
I didn't expect Kakaka to be so coquettish and wear such alluring red briefs. I gave him a meaningful look.
Sure enough, Honmaru is a bunch of flirts.
"I don't need your help." I pushed away the super silly superhero who was approaching me expressionlessly, and kicked his ass hard.
This situation is really something I never expected.
The super silly hero Yamabuchi innocently clutched his ass, leaving my tiny footprints on the white cape.
"No, just don't," I heard him mutter.
"Please pull off your red underwear and give it back to Kakaka, please." His eyes were swollen from crying. Although he didn't understand why he had such a hobby, it seems that you two are of the same knife school, so you can do well.
Yamabuchi looked hesitantly at Kakaka who was crying with pear blossoms and rain, reluctantly took off his red underwear, and explained with an unnatural expression: "Superheroes will not reject anyone who needs help."
People who steal underwear are not qualified to say such things!
Under my coercion, Kakaka managed to get back his panties.
"Mr. Swordsmith, I will never forget your kindness in this life." He held his heart with tears in his eyes.
No, please forget!I don't want to look at the fool.
Even after I informed everyone in Honmaru, the super silly hero Yamabagiri virus invaded Honmaru.
He tossed back his cloak and smiled broadly, his front teeth gleaming in the sun.
Everyone threw puzzled expressions at him.
He stood on the high platform of Honmaru and shouted: iamsuperman!!!!!!
I covered my face in shame, I knew, I knew I couldn't let him out.
Damn mental retardation, I seem to hear other people's voices.
"Brother Yamabuchi, are you okay?" Xiaodouding asked me worriedly.
How do I know, I know a ghost, the ghost knows what happened to him.
"Let's go out!" He yelled excitedly, and showed a blinding expression to his teammates: "I will protect you! Serve the people!"
Damn, you played tricks, which country's hero are you.
I am hunched over, as if I am 10 years older, this Honmaru can't stay anymore, I want to take my old man who hasn't appeared in several chapters, passerby A, to resign and go home to farm.
"Kane-san, Kanes-san, I don't know him." Horikawa Kunihiro desperately explained to Kanes-san.
Kanesan was sweating coldly, not wanting to see the little fan beside him.
Didn't you see that they were all watching, talk less, attract less attention!This was the first time Kanesan didn't want to be so conspicuous.
Damn, how embarrassing...
The little fan was in a hurry: "I didn't lend him the red underwear, it was Yamabushi who lent him!"
"..." Why do you care about this kind of thing.
Kakaka heard this, broke down and ran away covering his face. I really don't know what he will do with his dozen of unopened red underwear.
Maybe he is the birth year....
I didn't expect you to be such a knife school, and the knife men silently complained about it.
"You guys can't get out yet!" Still, the irritable long legs diverted everyone's attention.
But I think it's impressive enough.
Captain Qingguang twitched the corners of his mouth and held back the spitting in his mouth.
Lead a group of people out.
I hope all is well and I silently wish them well.
"Ahahahahaha, are you my old enemy?" Yamabuchi pulled out his own body, raised his cloak, and challenged the enemy sword on the opposite side.
"Draw out your weapons, and I will fight you fairly."
Wubi's enemy knife: We already have a knife, mother retarded.
"Ha~ Are you scared?"
"Sure enough, they are just useless cowards, let me punish you!" He winked mischievously.
……
This guy is so disgusting
Facing Yamabuchi's provocation, the enemy on the opposite side trembled angrily, and was about to charge up, but it was the calm enemy Taita who stopped him.
"Don't worry, Yamabukiri on the opposite side is a fool." This is Dai Tai.
'A scholar can be killed but not humiliated, and a fool can't bear it! 'This is the angry enemy.
'...'
Yamabuchi looked at the opponents who were trembling like Parkinson's, and thought they were scared, but he didn't know they were angry.
"iamsuperhero, come at me if you want to." The super silly hero became even more embarrassing.
He turned to his teammates and said proudly: "I just said that they are afraid of me, so they backed up and left it to me."
His worn cloak fluttered in the wind, so meaningless and so chic.
Qing Guang looked at his back, couldn't bear it, couldn't bear it.Walked up and gave him a violent shudder.
"I'm the captain, you little brat, don't you want to live!" Qing Guang was forced to burst out.
The little angel of An Ding looked at Qing Guang who had self-destructed, and couldn't accept it.
When did you go to the Northeast, how come I don't know...
Could it be that Okita also speaks a Northeast accent, and the Great Demon King Anding suddenly collapsed...
'Boss, there seems to be an infighting on the other side. 'The enemy trembled excitedly.
'While they are fighting among themselves, let's go for a sneak attack. 'This is enemy number two.
'...'
"They attacked!" An Ding reminded loudly.
Captain Qing Guang frowned: "It's okay." He was unmoved.
Kanesan looked at the besieged Yamabachi with a speechless expression.
'Tell you to pretend! 'This is the hardest little enemy short.
You are weak!You are weak!This is the enemy who made up the knife.
I looked at Yamabagiri, who was in a state of bruised nose, swollen face, and serious injury, and asked in puzzlement, "I remember that this map is not difficult."
Qing Guang sneered: "It's not someone who killed himself."
An Ding glanced at Qing Guang, who was sincere in his eyes, it wasn't because you were desperate to save...
I looked at Kanesan and the others who had refreshed their views, so it was better not to ask.
I dragged the seriously injured Yamabuchi and threw him into the repair room, leaving him alone.
The first thing Yamabugiri does when he wakes up is to look for people in need.
He always remembers that he is a hero.
He helped Sanriyue across the road.
Was declined by Tsurumaru.
Grandpa smiled and said that he could still walk...
He helped Awataguchi,
He was treated as a pervert by the first phase of Ni.
Wu Hutui hugged his bald little tiger and cried bitterly, why the poor little tiger always cannot escape the fate of being bald.
Grandma Shan couldn't figure it out, he clearly remembered the eight honors and eight disgraces.
Why don't people around him recognize him?
He turned on Superhero again.After repeated research, he finally found that
It turned out that I lost because I didn't have any friends.
He watched Team USA 3...
He hugged his lonely self silently.
"Sambushi, do you want to be my gay friend!" He suddenly asked his roommate.
Kakaka looked at the serious Yamabugiri with horror on his face, and quickly crawled away from him 2 meters away.
"Little Monk knew that you wanted to steal my underwear again, and you had bad intentions." His face was dyed pink, and he wanted to cry, but he didn't expect you to covet my body.
Who coveted your body so badly, as if Yamabashi who saw through Kakaka felt a cold current pass through his body, and he shivered viciously.
I just want to be superman...
Kicked Kakaka away.Yamabuchi found Horikawa and asked, "Brother, do you want to be my gay friend?"
The little angel Horikawa threw away the body knife in her hand in horror, and flew into Kanesan's arms.
"I'm Kanesan's friend!"
"..." This is Kanesan who was forced to stop clasping hands.
I do not know how…
As for the sword school that was agreed upon, the aggrieved Shan Baqie left angrily.
Horikawa still looked at him vigilantly, Kanesan patted him helplessly, the little angel Horikawa was unmoved,
Don't take advantage of it, you bastard.
The Okita group who sees through everything:...
Are their knives so shameless...
I can't be a hero anymore, Yamabuchi thought dejectedly, because I don't have a gay friend.
I helplessly looked at Yamabagiri with his head down.
"Please change me back!"
I looked at someone who came late at night with a dazed face,
"Change, change back to what?"
"I know I'm not normal now!" He looked at me seriously and said, "It's also troubled many people."
"So I want to change back to my old self!"
"Please change me back!" He continued to pester.
Wait, don't come so close to me,
"Please transform me back!" he repeated.
His expression became ferocious, and he grabbed my ear and shouted: "Please turn me back!!!!!!!!!"
"Change back into a ghost!" I woke up from the nightmare, my mother is mentally retarded, how could I have such a weird dream, I helplessly held my forehead,
Sure enough, Xiao Douding has been too deeply influenced recently.
The next day
"Don't look at me!" I looked at the quilt wrapped in the quilt and let out a sigh of relief.
How nice of you not to be wearing red panties...
Superhero Yamabashi Cut Finished
The author has something to say: the recent writing is getting worse and worse, hey
☆、Chapter 13
The sea, it’s the sea, I was so moved that tears flowed down my face. I finally saved up enough money from the brother-digging activity a while ago, so I decided to go on a family trip!
I lay under the umbrella, lazily watching the fusangshen running around, and took a sip of fruit juice comfortably. This is life.
"Hahaha, Brother Jiang Xue and the others seem to be having a good time." Xiao Douding was building a castle next to me.
I took off my sunglasses and looked at Zuo Wenwen's family surfing the sea.
"The way they express their happiness is really special." I looked at Jiang Xue's coquettish surfing posture.
Xiao Douding stood up and waved to Xiao Ye: "That's great, Xiao Ye is also very happy!"
The relationship between the two children has always been good. These days, they recite scriptures together every night... Seeing that everything is normal, I put on my sunglasses again and lay back.
Take a good nap, anyway, nothing should happen.
"Jiang Xuesang!"
"555 Xiaoye!"
"Zongsan!!!"
Uh, what's the noise? I turned over and opened my eyes impatiently.
Fuck me, what happened to them? ?
"Xiao Lan!" Xiao Douding ran over and hugged me tearfully, "Brother Jiang Xue and the others drowned!"
what?Seeing Xiao Douding with a mournful face, I ran to see the state of the three in a daze.
The three of them, two long and one short, were lying on the beach with dead bodies.
I thought I was dead, but it looked like I was just drowning.
Yao Yan pushed his glasses and said: "First aid measures have been taken." Just after he finished speaking, "Ahem, ahem...."
Jiang Xue coughed and spat out water, and woke up.
"It's okay, Jiang Xue!" I hurried over.
He stared at me blankly, his eyes were very confused, as if he didn't know where he was, and he looked like a cute little animal.
Seeing how pitiful he was, I comforted him, "Xiao Ye Zongsan and the others are still alive..."
I pointed him to Sosan Saya who was spitting water.
Unexpectedly, after hearing this, he raised both hands, placed them in the shape of scissors, slumped his face, tilted his head and looked at me blankly, and said, "Crack, I'm a crab."
"Crack...click..."
"..."
Damn!Jiang Xue is stupid! !I was so frightened that I hurriedly pushed him away, and glanced at the suspicious drug research that gave them first aid.Could it be that during the first aid process, the fool virus was passed on.
"..." Yao Yan glanced at me speechlessly, then turned around and ignored me, mother's mental retardation.
"It's not good!" Xiao Douding rushed over and shouted, "Xiao Ye is crazy! He thought he was a shell!"
"Kaba Kaba." This was Xiao Ye who thought she was a shell.
I looked at Xiao Ye who was trying to bend his legs and hands together, and was speechless for a while.
Needless to say, I've already anticipated Sozo's situation... It can't be a fish, poof, Sozo mermaid.
......
"Chi Chi Chi, Chi Chi Chi." Why are you a terrestrial animal?
Why are you so out of gregarious, I looked at the chick Zongzo speechlessly.
Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp.....
That's enough, I covered my ears and didn't want to listen to the crazy three-person ensemble, so I pulled the doctor Yaoken who was about to run away with a broken face.
"Doctor, what's wrong with my daughter and sons." I eagerly tugged at his swimming trunks, not letting him go.
Who is the daughter?
Annoyed, he grabbed his swimming trunks that had fallen down, kicked me flying, and then lifted his pants and explained: "What else can I do, I'm dumbfounded by the waves."
Aren't you very experienced in this kind of thing, save them!I hugged his thigh and didn't dare to say this sentence.
"Please save them, Doctor."
His glasses reflected light, and he said grimly: "I can save them, but you have to hand over the negative of that."
That... I let go of his chrysanthemum-shaped swimming trunks in a guilty conscience, as if it was not worth it to save three fools.
"Will you hand it over?" He bared his teeth fiercely.
Damn, there are backups anyway!I reluctantly agreed to his request.
"All in all, go back to Honmaru first, and let the general try it himself."
Damn, if you didn't say it earlier, you would have known it earlier, and let Xiao Douding treat it... It's too bad to die.
Thinking that the certificate photos of Sanriyue·Red Scarf·Pleasant Goat in my hand and the negative film returned to Yaoyan have been deprived, I feel that life is dark.
As a result, what should have been a beautiful trip to the beach was abruptly interrupted by the mutated Zuo Wenzong's family, and they almost cried to death.
After returning to the pill, I, Xiaodouding, Yaoken.
Looking at the three unknown objects in front of me, under the background of the three-person ensemble of Chi Chi Chi, Ka Ba Ka Ba, and Ka Cha Ka Cha.
Xiaodouding started to buy.
The atmosphere is very heavy.
"My lord, 555, Erkang was captured by the bad guys, and they made him take drugs." Wuhu Tui interrupted us with red eyes.
"..."
Do you want to develop so fast, Brother Badger Pig hasn't finished yet!Summer vacation is over. Hey.
There are so many parts of this damn thing!
The reason why this ghost thing appeared in this pill is because one day,
Douding watched TV as usual...
You don't have a proper job at all, which judge watches TV all day long, even if you are only 5 years old, can you watch something normal... such as Pleasant Goat or something.
I watched with a dull face on the TV every year during the summer vacation, the badger and pig princess would be broadcast,
Erkang with a big nose: "Ziwei, I love you so much that my heart aches!"
Xiudou Ziwei: "You hurt, I hurt too! You hurt, I hurt even more!"
You are in pain, I am even more headache..... Are you out of your mind...I think I have to start thinking about Xiaodouding's education.
Then the cycle is like this every day, and finally!
I was horrified to find that Brother Badger Pig became popular in Honmaru...
And until today, I found that I was still watching it, it was enough.
Xiao Douding seemed to hear the news that he couldn't accept it, trembling and twisting the spiritual power in his hand.
Fuck, don't be impulsive
I looked at the three-strike knife in her hand in horror, for fear that something might go wrong.
The spiritual power twisted and twisted, twisted and twisted, but the hand was still over.
Xiao Douding was in a trance the whole time, looking like she was having a nervous breakdown. I was really worried that she would faint.
Did that damn thing hit you so hard...
"Phew, it should be fine." Xiaodouding pretended to wipe off the sweat that didn't exist at all.
Put the three-strike knife back.
Is it really okay? I always feel the same bad feeling as in the past.
"Almost, I'll wake up after a while." The doctor, Yao Yan, checked the three of them and found that there was nothing serious.
I looked at the three of them who were breathing steadily, and took Xiaodouding's hand: "Master Shi, you must be hungry, let's go eat first, and see them later."
Xiaodouding nodded and took us to eat together.
I took a sip of the fish soup, the smell of the sea, is there still some use for the knife men, for such delicious seafood.
Sitting next to Xiaodouding, I was so greedy that I couldn't help but take another sip,
"Ziwei! Ziwei! Where are you, Ziwei!" A familiar voice came from the door.
"Pfft!!!!!!!" I couldn't hold back, and sprayed a mouthful of fish soup on Yaoken's face.
I looked at him with a guilty face, looking for the culprit who caused me to squirt soup.
"Ziwei!!"
I couldn't bear it any longer, I patted the table, and shouted loudly: "Who, what idiot, is role-playing again."
The little shorts blushed and pointed to a certain one at the door.
I'm so tired, boy, are you crazy?
I looked at Zongsan Zuowenwen who was staggering and lost his soul...
How the hell did you evolve from a bird to a primate?
"Hahaha, this, this really scared me." Tsurumaru covered his face so that no one could see his expression.
I think I laughed at you.
I stared angrily with a dazed expression, what a fat thing, what happened to Little Douding, she turned around with a stiff head and looked back at me in horror.
"I, I didn't do anything." She waved her hand and shook her head desperately.
The veins on my forehead twitched, and I made a gesture of chopping down.
Xiaohuwan understood that Wansui had to knock out Zongsan Zuo's writing, and before he died, he stared at Xiaohuwan with reluctance: "Ziwei, why are you..."
You can see clearly who is your Ziwei.When I saw Xiaohumaru's tall body tremble, I knew what he was thinking.
"Let's go find Jiang Xue and Xiao Ye, I have a bad feeling." Standing up, he quickly ran to the repair room.
The author has something to say: Hahaha, I wanted to write a complete knife account, so I just came three by three, and it collapsed as always.
☆、Chapter 14
Feeling that something was wrong, I rushed into the restoration room with a group of people.
Sure enough, the two sea creatures on the bed had disappeared.
"Search! Search for me!" I immediately issued an order to send troops to search for every corner of Honmaru.
After half an hour,
"Xiao Ye is in the pot!" This is Xiao Douding who came to look for me.
"..."
Are you kidding me?Boiled mussels? ?
Xiao Douding hurriedly dragged me to find Xiaoye, who slept soundly in my brother's stove.
"......"
What's wrong with this child, he stays in bed and insists on drilling the stove.
When Xiao Douding was gnashing his teeth to drag Xiao Ye out of the nest, there was a riot outside the door.
And, what's the matter? With a headache in my hands, I walked towards the troubled place.
In the courtyard, two groups of people are confronting each other.
"Zong Sansang, calm down." Long legs were sweating coldly, stopping Shen Jingbing, heaved a sigh of relief when he saw me, and pushed me to the front.
Fuck, do you want to be so cowardly?
Before I finished complaining about these cowards, I felt like I was flying, flying?
Crazy Zong San didn't know when he ran over and grabbed my neck: "Say! Where did you get my crape myrtle.
He viciously grabbed my neck and shook me, I was so shaken that I almost spit out my overnight meal.
It's none of my business... Ghost, ghost knows where your crape myrtle has gone, didn't this idiot get knocked out?
The thug Xiaohumaru is unfavorable and guilty!
The stunned and stunned group of fusangshen insisted on not saving me.
"In short, in short, calm down first." Qi Candlestick tried to persuade Shen Jingbing to persuade others.
Calm down, don't you see that I'm about to belch? Sure enough, even a male knife is unreliable.
Just when my life was dying.
I kicked back hard and hit Shen Jingbing's balls.
"Oh!!!!" Shen Jing bounced back on the spot in pain, clutching his balls and rolling all over the floor.
"..."
The Fu Sangshen silently covered their crotch.
A group of little faces, none of them are useful, indifferent.
I rolled my eyes, if it wasn't for the suddenness of this guy, how could I have allowed him to sneak attack successfully.
Shen Jingbing tried to attack me again, but I punched him right on the bridge of the nose.
I'm satisfied now, the upper part hurts, the lower part also hurts, people really are cheap, there is no cure.
I directed the squad to tie him up,
A blue figure rushed over and pushed me away forcefully.
"Erkang!!!!"
Hey my waist, it's always me who is unlucky, I was thrown on the ground with a look of lovelessness.
I helped my waist and stood up to see where the deep well ice came from again.
I'm so tired, where did the big girl come from?
I looked at Jiang Xuezuo with a dull face, who combed her hair from the Qing Dynasty, wore a Qing Dynasty girl's dress, was pale, and painted two red buttocks and blood-colored lips.
I was wrong, where did the female ghost come from.
"..." There was a dead silence around.
In other words, the anti-stress ability of our pills should be considered pretty good. Before there was a fool’s drug research, and later there was a child’s three-day moon, but some people still couldn’t hold back.
"Ouch!" If you want to vomit, don't vomit here!Is it disgusting?
I pinched my nose to keep from seeing what a fool did.
Where did this female ghost get her equipment?
oh!When I looked at Jiro Tachi, who looked confused and wanted to die, you thief, I understood everything. I dared to say that he stole your clothes and headgear and improved them. I said why they looked so familiar.
He covered his face and wept bitterly, not wanting to see the changed unrecognizable uniform. Taro Tachi, beside him, hugged him with a heavy heart, comforting him softly.
People around all shed tears of sympathy.
Damn mental retardation.
"Erkang! Erkang, I'm here, Erkang." The ghost called Shenjingbing affectionately.
"Ziwei, is that you, Ziwei." The two hugged each other emotionally.
Damn mental retardation.
Are you blind, so close, can't you see each other?
I sighed helplessly and snapped my fingers. Xiaohuwan took out the fishing net with a tacit understanding, and the two former marine creatures were caught in the net.
"What are you going to do to us!" The two still hugged each other and accused us angrily.
What did I do wrong? God wanted to torture me like this. I bent my body and didn't want to talk to them.
Seeing that I was tired, the long-legged part also sighed and patted my shoulder.
Damn it, I still remember the thing that pushed me forward, after the fall, settle accounts!
"What happened?" Xiao Douding pulled Xiao Ye who had woken up just in time. Xiao Ye opened her eyes slightly and looked at her two older brothers.
The two were tied up by me in a fishing net, with their own socks stuffed in their mouths.
"No, no no"
"Jiang Xueni, Zong Sanni..." He was about to cry, it seemed that this scene had a big impact on him.
Xiao Douding covered his eyes and recited the Mantra of Purifying Heart, and Xiao Ye gradually calmed down.
The doctor Yaoyan walked over and hugged Xiaoye: "I'm sorry."
They are not dead yet, why are you in such a hurry to comfort the family members?
Saya, who had finally calmed down after hearing this, began to sob again.
That's right, a family of three came back from the shipwreck, their parents were dumbfounded, and their emotions were really complicated.
"Xiaoye, is there anything wrong with him?" I asked Xiaodouding.
"Does crying count?" She asked me naively.
Silly child, that is a normal emotion for others. Your parents have become this virtuous, whether you cry or not, I will cry if you want me.
I looked at Xiao Douding who was frustrated with the wrong answer with pity, and doubted the normal IQ of a 5-year-old child.
"Let's untie them, they should be in peace." I saw that Jiang Xue and Zongsan seemed to have calmed down in the net, and let the thug Xiaohuwan loosen them.
When the two of them came out, they really settled down a lot, but I still didn't dare to look at Jiang Xue's female grimace,
"Little Yanzi, I have been looking for you for a long time." Jiang Xue looked at the lost "sisters" with tears in her eyes.
?Xiaoye raised her crying face with a confused face.
who?Who is Little Swallow?
Who are you?Xiaoye looked at Jiang Xueni who was grimacing, and took a step back in horror.
Daring you didn't see clearly just now, I will continue to complain.
"Little swallow
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