Vicious Cannon Fodder His Brother [Interstellar]

The airship behind him rose slowly into the sky, and Shi Huai was holding a cage in his hand.

Inside the cage lay a sleeping fox cub, and a withered yellow leaf was blown by the wind in front of it.

It's a bit bleak...

Shi Huai looked around.

Hey, didn't it mean that this is the cub's fiefdom, so someone should pick them up to the baron's mansion?

When Shi Huai was looking around, he saw a strange looking car "Kaba Kaba" rushing out of the corner street in front of him, slammed left and right, finally reached in front of him, and stopped.

Jumping out of the car was a small man with mustaches and wrinkled skin. He was a little male old man.

Shi Huai swallowed.

It is said that the basic age of ordinary males in the orc world is three hundred, but this little old man looks two hundred and eighty, right?

The little old man wore a hat on his head, and after getting off the car, he clutched his hat and trotted over: "Oh, this fur is very smooth..." He took a deep breath, "...is it the new baron?"

Immediately behind the little old man jumped out of the car was a skinny young Asian beast, he hurried to catch up: "Grandpa, slow down, be careful not to fall—"

Shi Huai looked at the two of them with twitching corners of his eyes, and decisively lifted the cage in his hand, acquiescing.

The male little old man managed to stand firm, and quickly bowed to salute: "Then you are the baron? I am the old butler Bert, and I will serve you two wholeheartedly." He stretched out his hand and pulled the young Asian beast beside him. come over.

The young Asian beast carefully held the male old man by the arm, and bowed to salute in a standard way: "Master Baron, Lord Zhengjun, my name is Ya'an, and I am a servant of the baron's mansion in the small town of Wuda."

Shi Huai was taken aback, and almost bowed back uncontrollably, and quickly steadied himself: "Okay, then shall we go back to the baron's mansion?"

The old butler Burt's voice was loud: "Please get in the car, Lord Baron and Lord Zhengjun!"

Ya'an rushed to the car door ahead of the old butler, and opened the door.

Shi Huai carried the cage in his arms and got into the car.

The old housekeeper and Ya'an got into the car, Ya'an stepped on the accelerator, and then the whole car rushed out with a "whoosh".

Shi Huai only felt a violent shaking under the seat, and it didn't take long before he was bumped up and down to the baron's mansion.

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After getting out of the car, Shi Huai saw where he and the fox cub lived in the future.

Shi Huai has been stupid for more than ten years, and there is no such information in his meager memory, but the old baron's mansion in front of him still made him understand one thing immediately - definitely very poor.

This is not surprising, what is a good place to send away the shame of One Plus One?The ability to accommodate people and servants has exceeded expectations.

Led by the old housekeeper and Ya'an, Shi Huai walked to the door carrying the cage.

It is said to be the baron's mansion, but it is actually a big house divided into three floors with a pointed roof, so the third floor is probably useless, the second floor is for the master, and the first floor is for the servants.

Shi Huai asked, "How many servants are there in this house?"

Ya'an was a little embarrassed: "Ya'an will serve you wholeheartedly."

The old butler said seriously: "Old Burt will serve you wholeheartedly."

Shi Huai: "Oh." To put it bluntly, it's just the two of them.

Opening the door with a card, Ya'an hastily introduced: "Master Zhengjun, please see..."

Sure enough, just as Shi Huai guessed just now, it is not bad to have such a house for a baron with the lowest rank. There are three rooms on the second floor, one master bedroom and two second bedrooms. The old housekeeper and Ya'an both live on the first floor. The kitchen, maid's room and so on are all on the first floor.The third floor is purely for decoration, you can plant flowers to dry clothes or something.

Shi Huai looked around.

The hall on the first floor is quite large, and there are a few fluffy carpets with no patterns, it feels like a lot of animal skins put together.There was a large fireplace against the wall, and there was a pile of firewood in it, which seemed to be used a lot.

There is a big sofa in the middle. Opposite the sofa is a big screen as high as two people. The lines, curved surfaces, and materials are all very high-tech.

But putting such simple animal skins and firewood together with high technology...isn't it a bit nondescript?

In the final analysis, Shi Huai had been locked in a small dark room for a long time, and he was sent to this small town of Wuda just after waking up, and then entered this room.Even if he still remembered the things he had seen in the past ten or so years, what could a person know in a small black room?Even if there is a bit of knowledge in his memory, he has heard it from the gossip of the servants who bathed and fed him over the years. If he wants to say that he has more knowledge of this world, including a lot of common sense, it is still lacking.

When Shi Huai was thinking about how to get news from Ya'an and the others, the old butler respectfully brought a watch over.

Shi Huai looked down.

The old butler handed over the watch: "Master Zhengjun and Lord Baron please verify the identity of the owner of the mansion."

Shi Huai: Huh?

The old housekeeper reminded: "You can use optical brain docking for authentication."

Shi Huai: Optical brain?What's that?

... After looking at each other for a while, Shi Huai raised his arm, and finally figured out what an optical brain is.

The optical brain is actually an evolutionary version of the previous computer, which can be reduced into a watch and worn on the body. Every citizen of the empire is linked to the optical brain of his parents after birth, but once they become adults, they will have a watch of their own. private optical brains, linked to their citizen files.

For example, Shi Huai, although he was regarded as a fool, but since he was sent out to marry and became an adult, he also had to have an optical brain, and because the marriage partner was the Dickens family, this optical brain could not be too bad. Otherwise, when the identity copying and integration registration is carried out at the time of marriage, the entire Shi family will lose face.

Shi Huai was very happy.

He didn't have a good impression of the Shi family who had locked him up for more than ten years, nor did he have a good impression of his parents and brothers who had treated him as a shame in this life. It was great to be able to cheat them out of their brains.

Now the old housekeeper told Shi Huai about the certification because the real owner of the baron's mansion was a mentally retarded fox cub, and it was completely difficult for a strong fox to ask him to do the certification.As for Shi Huai and Fox, they were both married, and they shared authority, so it made sense for him to help Fox authenticate.

Shi Huai looked at the little guy in the cage.

The little guy was still sleeping. If it wasn't for the slight ups and downs of his belly, it would be doubtful whether he was still alive, but there was a watch hanging around the little guy's neck, it should be his optical brain.

Shi Huai opened the cage, and after thinking about it, he stuffed the old housekeeper's watch into the cage, and docked it with the fox cub's.He took out the old butler's watch only after he heard the clear voice of "The first authority certification of the Baron's Mansion in Wuda Town is in progress".

The old housekeeper reminded: "Master Zhengjun, please verify the second authority."

Shi Huai also tapped his watch on the old housekeeper's watch.

"The first authority certification of the Baron's Mansion in Wuda Township was successful."

"The second authentication of the baron's mansion in Wuda town is in progress..."

"The second authority certification of the baron's mansion in Wuda town was successful."

"The owner of the Baron's Mansion changed his name to Adair Dickens, Huai Shi Dickens."

Shi Huai's face froze.

Oh, by the way, he got married and his name had to be changed.

The old housekeeper was completely unaware of Shi Huai's entanglement. After Shi Huai successfully authenticated both the cub and himself, he smiled with chrysanthemum folds and let out a long breath of relief.

He dutifully reminded again: "Master Zhengjun, please set up the defense procedures, attack procedures, entry and exit qualifications of the Baron's Mansion..."

When Shi Huai came back to his senses, his claws went numb again.

He doesn't know what it is all about!

Fortunately, the old housekeeper saw that Shi Huai was ignorant of a lot of common sense, so he didn't show his disgust. Instead, he continued to remind: "Master Zhengjun, you can think about it before making a decision."

Ya'an also asked very considerately: "It's almost time for dinner. May I ask Mr. Zhengjun, are you ready for dinner?"

The old butler said again: "Master Zhengjun, do you want to go and have a look at the master bedroom, and settle down with Lord Baron first?"

One by one, there are so many things.

Shi Huai only felt that his scalp was numb, but he still had to say: "...then I'll go up and have a look first, Ya'an, you should prepare dinner."

Ya'an said solemnly: "Yes, Lord Zhengjun."

Shi Huai: "Can I change my name?"

Ya'an said, "Yes, Mr. Dickens."

Shi Huai: "Another one?"

Ya'an: "Yes, Mr. Zhengjun."

Shi Huai: "...I think the first two words can be deleted."

Ya'an understood, he thought about it, this is also an honorific title, so he changed it again: "Yes, sir."

Shi Huai actually still felt a little awkward, but he also knew that this was the only way to go, so he waved his hand and asked the old housekeeper to take him upstairs.

The second floor can be seen to have been tidied up. The bed in the master bedroom is huge, covered with a thick plush quilt, the walls should have been freshly painted, and there are some as gorgeous arrangements as possible.The second bedroom is worse, but overall it is quite comfortable.

Shi Huai felt very satisfied and expressed his appreciation to the old housekeeper.

The old butler straightened his back, and the expression on his old face changed from apprehension to pride.

Shi Huai asked the old housekeeper to go first, and as soon as he put the cage on the small round table, he fell backwards abruptly, onto the big soft bed... Hey, comfortable.

After two seconds of comfort, Shi Huai turned over and turned on his optical brain.

In an instant, a light screen that he had only seen in sci-fi movies before lit up in front of him. It was densely packed with words, and the data flow line by line was drawn across, and finally it was frozen on a page.

Shi Huai started searching according to what the old butler taught him just now.

Not for anything else, just to get a better understanding of this world - he can't stay like this forever, and he doesn't know anything except that he is no longer a pure man and ugly enough to explode the list, right?

... The optical brain is indeed a good thing.

After an hour, Shi Huai understood everything without saying anything, at least his eyes were not darkened.