[Transformers] King of Tucao

As a symbiote, it didn't take long for the mechanical dog to obtain data from the sound wave.

After reading the cause and effect, the robot dog really respects and despises his partner/boss.

Boss, you traveled through so many worlds to play with the Autobots and even Master Megatron from another world, and you seem to be the mastermind behind the transcendence, right?But why are so many of this unified universe, no, the chance of victory is sacrificed to your every second of play!What the hell is it to protect Lord Megatron's chastity, what should be defended is morality!

Also, the machine is so old and has never had a partner or friend, let alone a BOND. After all, it is even slightly possible that the other party is a digital life form?Well, I just looked at her as a newborn little tinder, which can barely be CP, but it’s nothing to copy a white-haired version!Did the girlfriend bring it for COPY? Don't mess with you!No matter how lonely your life is, your girlfriend is not for playing like this! !

The robot dog sorted out the disk chips, and decided to teach his boss the correct way to use his girlfriend.

"Boss, it's my fault. I didn't popularize this kind of knowledge to you after I picked you up, because I really didn't expect you to be slower than the young in this respect."

"...?" The sound wave didn't know why.

The robot dog directly uploaded his confiscated romance novels and disassembly texts, which took up 1T of RAM, to his boss.

He almost burned the CPU after reading it head on.

"Robot dog, it's not what you think!!"

"Tanji has a saying like this," the robot dog said seriously, "Isn't it true that relationships based on BOND are hooligans? Boss, are you just playing hooligans?"

Soundwave was completely KO'd.

Well no matter how many years he still can't say robot dog at all.

"Data lifeforms are data lifeforms, and they are better than Master Megatron, TC, tape recorder, shockwave or Starscream. What's wrong, boss, why do you have such an expression?"

"Robot dog, what on earth do you think of my pure friendship!!" Sonic was wailing.

"It's because you're too slow, Boss, and you've never had friends. Once you make friends, you go too far. Others will misunderstand you!"

"Huh? But..."

"Always put Lord Megatron's orders first. That's fine. He's the leader of the Decepticons. But you do everything for him, whether it's public speeches, recipes for dinner energy blocks, or even disk data defragmentation. Isn't it a bit too much, do you think the titles of big wife and second wife are just a joke?"

"..."

"In such a busy situation, I still stay up late to catch up on comments to meet friends with TC. Even if TC doesn't know that the editor who assisted him is you, wouldn't it be strange for someone who knows without complaint or regret!"

"........."

"It's enough to compete with the tape recorder on the battlefield. If you use the radio station to scold each other in private, that's just flirting. Can you restrain yourself!"

"…………"

"As for Shockwave—"

"Don't mention that bulbous eye! It's not my fault that he's perverted and pestering me all the time. What the hell is Starscream? How could I have anything to do with him?"

"I also said that Starscream's extremely proud personality, who likes to fight against Lord Megatron and has no fear, isn't it because you spoiled him! Every time someone blackmails Lord Megatron or wants to be superior, you will be tricked by you, only Starscream, you always pretend not to see it. That's why Starscream thinks that as long as he kills Megatron, it will be easy to subdue you to rule the Decepticons. Isn't this your problem?"

"……………………"

Sheng Bo knelt down. It turned out that everyone misunderstood him so much!Although he could hear other people's voices, he always felt that it was other people's prejudice or jealousy, and never thought that it was all his own fault.

"So you finally found yourself a normal girl, I'm relieved anyway."

The robot dog glanced at the two girls who were sitting and trying to hold back their laughter with the eyes of an elder.

"But it's too much to do two at once. You choose one carefully to continue. If it doesn't work, we'll talk about it."

"Sonic, where are you, come here for me."

Just in this gap, Lord Megatron's voice came through, and it was heavenly for Soundwave.

"Master Megatron has something to do with me, I'll go there first!!"

The robot dog glared at the fleeing boss, and turned his eyes back to the two girls.

To be honest, both girls seem to be good, but judging from the data, Weak Voice is more suitable for Decepticons, and Hatsune - she is too inclined to humans, and the next world even threatens the interests of Decepticons because of her tendency to humans Talk to the boss for life.But judging from the data, Hatsune was the one who fought with the boss before, and the boss may be more inclined to Hatsune.

"Although the choice of the boss is the choice of the boss, we are Decepticons. It is kind to you for those who cannot survive among the Decepticons to leave early. Therefore, I will give you two a task to complete the task successfully. You can stay, and if you fail or get exposed, you don’t have to come back.”

Hatsune and Ruone looked at each other.

"Your body has highly disruptive devices and uses tiny nano-mixed organic materials. Even I only knew that your body is silicon-based after I got the information. You are very suitable for disguising as carbon-based to contact Autobots or theirs. Carbon-based friends, but they will be detected once they are scanned by perspective. Before you are detected by the Autobots, you must obtain useful information or physical evidence from them, and use the value of the spoils to measure the outcome."

Hatsune instinctively wanted to refute why she participated in such a strange competition, she is not SOUNDY's girlfriend!But--

"Ah, if such an important task is entrusted to a useless weak voice, if it really fails, I will be too sorry for SOUNDY. But if it is useless and I accidentally expose it, it will hurt Hatsune, so don't let Hatsune go, anyway, Hatsune You don’t want to participate in such a boring competition, do you?”

"Who said I won't participate!!"

"Eh? But Hatsune doesn't want to stay, right? Wouldn't it be better to let nature take its course and go to the human side?"

You bloody green tea bitch! ! !Hatsune gritted her teeth: "I want to stay, we'll talk about humans later!"

The robot dog looked at the two girls, and suddenly felt that it would be a good idea to keep both of them. These two live treasures are a perfect match!

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