[Transformers] King of Tucao

Optimus Prime: I'm not an idiot!I'm not!really not! ! !I... um... maybe...? ! ! !

[Author: This is a sad Huan-le story of a TF who is not an idiot being treated as an idiot and eventually evolves into an idiot. 】

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Hot dance TF is actually a ghost that Hatsune made a long time ago when she was bored.She found a website out of nowhere that could dance on its own, simply by putting a 3D image of the limbs that make up the torso.As for the soundtrack and dance types, you can choose and set them yourself, which is quite interesting. It can be said that as long as the beginners with a little 3D drawing ability can DIY the website.

The first victim of TF was of course Sonic himself, and what made TF speechless was that because the soundtrack was Hatsune, this video was clicked like crazy as soon as it was uploaded to the Internet.Fortunately, Sonic discovered it early and released a virus to forcibly delete the link and the copy in other computers that collected this video, otherwise his image would be completely destroyed.

So Soundwave went to interrogate Hatsune, and learned that this webpage existed.When showing this webpage for Sound Wave, Hatsune did Megatron's hot dance again... Oh my god, now that I think about it, she is really a newborn artificial intelligence who is not afraid of tigers!Although Sonic severely condemned Hatsune, he took the risk to keep the video of Mr. Dancing Power at the beginning. He has a hunch that this thing may be used/used as a weapon of mass destruction in the future.

It is really used now, although it is not the same as what he originally thought.Sure enough, no matter which world's Optimus Prime is Optimus Prime, Sonic makes such a conclusion.

But what Soundwave didn't expect was that this incident had a rather huge aftermath.

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"Ambulance, have you seen my USB flash drive? I put it in the base last time." The 12-year-old little hacker Lafite asked the ambulance as soon as he came back.

The ambulance thought for a while: "I borrowed your USB drive from Optimus Prime before, is it okay?"

Lafite nodded: "It's okay."

The Son of God tugged at Lafite: "Wait a minute, you just said that Optimus Prime—use a USB flash drive?"

Jack asked back, "What's the problem?"

Lafite: "That's right, they are Cybertron robots, and they don't usually use any USB flash drive at all, only when storing earth data, right?"

Shenzi: "The earth data that Optimus Prime is interested in, ha, I must find out what it is!"

Jack: "Don't do this, Son of God! This is not good!!"

Ambulance: "It's useless, he carries the USB drive with him."

Jack looked at the ambulance speechlessly. In fact, you really want to know what's inside, right?

Lafite turned on the computer: "It's not a problem for me. I only need to check the history and time of downloading and playing in your network server, and I can reversely deduce what data he has stored. Well, Optimus Prime has always been very Concerned about the culture of the earth, does he even work during the off time? Ugh! This is... what...!!!!"

Shenzi: "What's the matter, Lafite, what is it?"

Ambulance: "Lafite, the computer is too small for me to see it, dial it to the big screen."

Lafite: "Are you sure?"

Ambulance: "Sure. Judging by your expression, it may be quite important."

Lafite: "...This web page is already a broken link, I found it through the browser cache."

Everyone sees the webpage open on the big screen, and then...

Then you know what they saw.

"I wipe it! I wipe it!! It's so cool!! Wow!!!" Shenzi couldn't help clapping his hands and screaming.

Jack: "This...is this...Megatron? Oh my god!! It's just...just...!!!"

Lafite: "This webpage has been clicked and viewed many times by our IP."

Everyone turned to look at the Autobots with a shocked expression, and saw that the medical officer comrade was also shocked!However, he reacted very quickly and quickly cut off the connection between the big screen and the computer.

"What happened just now, don't let the clapboard, Alcie, and Bumblebee know!!" the ambulance said to them sternly, "Did you hear that!!"

Shenzi: "Tch, there is no secret between me and the partition~~"

Jack: "May I ask why?"

The ambulance paced back and forth in place with a serious face.But from his expression and behavior, Lafite roughly guessed the cause and effect.So he pushed his glasses and explained to his companions.

"The 3D animation just now, don't you think it's very detailed? Even the shooting effect of the gun in his hand is very realistic, which can't be done from the side. It must be Cybertron who is quite familiar with Megatron. People can make things like this.”

Jack looked puzzled: "What are you talking about? It's impossible! Which Decepticon would dare to make such a desperate joke about its own leader?"

Lafite: "It doesn't have to be a Decepticon."

Shenzi: "Wow! You mean, Optimus Prime——!"

Jack: "Wait a minute! Optimus Prime wouldn't do such a boring thing!"

Shenzi: "Then how do you explain that he played this video repeatedly?"

Jack: "He just happened to see..."

Shenzi: "And then accidentally took Lafite's USB flash drive and copied it?"

Jack: "Or, maybe he just wanted to find out who did it."

Ambulance: "That's true, Optimus Prime should take the initiative to tell me, let me and Lafite help."

The crowd was silent.

Jake: "I still can't believe that there's no way Optimus Prime could do this kind of animation. He's a Cybertronian, dancing to human music or something?"

Lafite: "There are many similar webpages and software on the Internet that can achieve this purpose. Regardless of whether he made it or not, he obviously knows the existence of such a thing and has copied it."

Everyone fell into silence again.They thought of the previous battle, many things, and suddenly had mixed feelings.

Shenzi: "I said, I remember you mentioned that Optimus Prime and Megatron have a good relationship?"

Ambulance: "...Yes. It is said that the relationship was so good that many people thought they came off the same assembly line."

"Then why did they fall out? You said that war corrupts people, but I still don't understand." Shenzi asked.

"I asked Bumblebee about this last time. At first, there were quite corrupt nobles among the Autobot nobles. They exploited and oppressed, and even killed civilians. So in order to overthrow their rule, a battle started. Optimus Prime and Wei Zhentian met in the war. They are all students of the natural enemy. They support each other, help each other, and finally win. Seeing the dawn of victory, Megatron suddenly rebelled when the civilians were about to be liberated. He led a part of the cyber The Tans revolted, saying that only war can make Cybertron thrive, and peace will only lead them to weaken and die. Their team is called the Decepticons. So the battle between the Autobots led by Optimus Prime and the Decepticons continued for a long time. It will last a long time." Lafite told the whole story.

Jack raised his hand and looked like he was having a headache: "Wait a minute, wait a moment Lafite, just now you said that both Optimus Prime and Megatron were to overthrow the rule of the Autobot aristocrats? Why did Optimus Prime become an Autobot again? The leader? Their purpose is not to overthrow the Autobots, right? But now, you, and himself, call themselves Autobots?"

The expression of the ambulance is quite complicated, which is really a difficult knot.

"Because Optimus Prime is PRIME."

"PRIME?" Everyone was puzzled.

"PRIME, leader, we Cybertronians are different from you. A leader refers more to a class, a special model than a leadership position. With a leader module, you can only be called a leader if you get module approval. , to lead the Autobots. Only those who are recognized by the leader module are the real leaders."

Shenzi made an exaggerated gesture: "Wow! In other words, you Autobots are actually ruled by that... what module?"

Ambulance wanted to refute, but he also found that Miko was right.

Jack felt incredible: "Haven't you thought about freedom and democracy? I mean, you... are fighting to overthrow the aristocratic rule. In fact, the result is that the Autobots are still determined by a badge. Who is the leader? This is different from the previous rule by the aristocracy. what is the difference?"

Ambulance got excited: "Of course it's different! The leader module is always right! Just like we got the current leader Optimus Prime! He always chooses the most suitable person! Megatron not being chosen is the right decision, you Look at him now, such an ambitious guy is not suitable to lead the Autobots!"

The crowd didn't answer, they didn't want to stimulate their good friend the ambulance, but the human beings living in peace and equality already had the answer in their hearts.

If it were them, Megatron, who originally launched a war to overthrow the nobles, but now his brother became the new ruler because of the reason of being "recognized by the leader module", would he accept it?If the position of the leader is determined by the so-called 'lineage' or 'leader module', then what are the hopes and efforts all the time?

"Probably Optimus Prime is very guilty about Megatron. Although it is not his fault, he feels that the responsibility for Megatron's rebellion lies with him."

Jack understood Optimus Prime's mood, probably because his temperament was most similar to Optimus Prime's, and he considered others more than himself.

Shenzi said with a teasing look on his face: "I'm sorry, so KUSUO's own deadly enemy, can I make it into a 3D animation and play it forever?"

Everyone showed embarrassment, their discussion topic went too far, and almost forgot that the source of the discussion was the hot dance video that dropped their jaws!

"That's because—" The ambulance still wanted to explain something.

Shenzi patted his leg to persuade him: "Forget it, brother, you don't need to cover up for Optimus Prime. We already know what kind of plot setting this is, and a pair of friends who had a good relationship were caught by that what There are also two sides of the module who are sowing discord between the Autobots and the Decepticons. Now they have turned against each other because of a misunderstanding. Many people died in the war on both sides, so your camps on both sides will never allow this matter, and force them to stab each other desperately. Ribs. As things stand now, Megatron hates Optimus Prime, but Optimus Prime is still in love."

The ambulance is embarrassing: "What is the old relationship! Don't talk nonsense!!"

Lafite: "It's not unilateral, isn't Megatron thinking that he is the only one who can kill Optimus Prime? If he hadn't been so persistent, Optimus Prime would have been plotted against by Starscream."

Ambulance: "Hey, wait for me! Don't spread out the weird setting! You—Big, Bumblebee? When did you get back? I mean, how much did you hear?"

"BI!!BIBI~~!"

The ambulance sighed: "Okay, don't discuss this matter anymore, please don't mention it to anyone. This kind of topic is too disturbing to the morale of the army. As you said just now, this struggle has been going on for too long anyway. , too many people have died. To make peace we must defeat the Decepticons, kill Megatron, this is what Optimus Prime himself said. Optimus Prime is right, we can't be naive forever, we have to die for it Soldiers who are responsible for our common ideals.”

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"Then what about this video?" Lafite asked.

"... Treat it as if you didn't see it. But, I don't want to see something like this again!!" The ambulance replied.

"It doesn't matter, the original person who posted it has already deleted it from the Internet, and I'll just clear the cache of our host. As for the share in Optimus Prime's hand, you must get a USB flash drive."

Bumblebee: "BI~BIBI~~~" Leave it to me!

The ambulance nodded gratefully.

Shenzi: "Hey, wait for me! You guys are going too far! Forcing people to kill each other, not to mention even leaving souvenirs? That dance and song are very good! Let me tell you, if you dare to do this , I guarantee that everyone who has been to the Autobot base and TF will know about Optimus Prime's collection of Megatron Dance!! I will do what I said!!!"

Jack's stomach hurts: "God, Son of God!!"

The ambulance and the bumblebee are completely helpless, what should they do when they meet such a 'god' teammate? You teach me JIUJIU!

The author has something to say: =V=It is better to be alone than to be happy~~