Dress like a farmer

Ershanzi and Shuwa came to Chen's house carrying pig intestines, and when they saw Cui Yuanjiu who was taking care of the children under the eaves, they quickened their pace.

"Ninth Brother, you're back."

Cui Yuanjiu smiled at them: "Not long after you came back, how many pig intestines did you collect today?"

"It's about the same as usual, fourteen pairs." The two of them went to the back of the house familiarly with the pig's intestines, and said as they walked, "Ninth brother, we packed up the pig's intestines, and I'll come over and talk to you about the thief. I found some useful news this morning."

"Okay, you guys are busy first."

Chen Yuping, who was preparing dinner in the kitchen, turned his head to the back of the room and said, "You two will stay for dinner later, I will prepare your meals and drink some wine."

"Brother Ping is telling the truth?" Shuwa couldn't believe it, and blurted out the words.

Er Shanzi slapped him on the head: "How did you talk?" Then he responded with a smile: "Brother Ping, then we two brothers will be impolite, you are bothering me."

"There's no need to look outside like this."

"You two have a good time tonight." Chen Yuanqiu leaned against the door frame, looking like a little ruffian, not to mention how leisurely his posture was: "Do you know what my third brother cooks? Braised pork! Spicy fried chicken! Stewed pork ribs with taro Braised salted fish cubes in braised sauce! Garlic dried shrimps! Have you never heard of these two dishes? The salted fish and dried shrimps were brought back from the county today by brother Jiu. We can’t even buy them in town, let alone eat them. .”

The tree baby sucked her saliva: "It's all meaty!" A pair of eyes sparkled.

"Of course there are also vegetarian dishes, cold ground vegetables, toon fried eggs, stir-fried amaranth, don't underestimate these wild vegetables, after my third brother's fairy craftsmanship, they are so delicious that you want to swallow them with your tongue!" Chen Yuanqiu can't wait for the whole world Everyone knows that the third brother is good at cooking, but he can't eat it, and he, as the youngest brother of the third brother, can enjoy delicious food every day.

He is the happiest cub in the world!

"The youngest started to show off again, why is he still acting like a child, not serious at all." Father Chen said in a soft voice, a little dumbfounded.

"That's all he has fun with."

"When will you really grow up!"

Chen Yuping thought for a while: "When he meets a girl or brother he likes, maybe he will calm down."

"I'm busy right now, and I don't have much time to go out and talk." The youngest is eighteen this year, and it's time to get married.Father Chen was a little worried: "I'll have dinner later, and I'll go to your uncle's third uncle's house to talk, and I'll buy eggs by the way, there aren't many eggs left at home."

"Father's marriage also depends on fate, so don't be in a hurry."

"I know, I'm not in a hurry, but someone has to look at me, so I have a choice, right?"

Chen Yuping nodded: "That's right."

Eight dishes filled a table.

The hot food smelled hot, and he slammed it into his nose, making his mind flutter, and he couldn't wait to lift his chopsticks and taste all the dishes on the table in one go.I haven't started drinking yet, and my mind is already a little dizzy.

"Have a sip first? Or pad your stomach first?" Cui Yuanjiu asked Ershanzi and Shuwa.

The tree baby stared straight at the food on the table, and could no longer hear a sound. As for Er Shanzi, he glanced at the hopeless tree baby, what can he say? "Stuff your belly first, let's talk while eating, and then drink some wine."

Old man Chen raised his chopsticks: "Success, let's eat first."

Want to eat everything, want to try everything, which dish to eat first?

Er Shanzi hesitated for a while, and finally put his chopsticks towards the braised pork, picked up a piece, and put it in his mouth, thinking that it would be very chewy, but it melted in his mouth, the fat and thin were crispy and soft, without the slightest greasy taste, slightly Sweetness, after eating, the tip of the tongue still has a lingering taste and mellowness. Instead, I am not in a hurry to put down the chopsticks, but to savor it carefully.

He has only eaten stir-fried pork belly, but he didn't expect it to have such a rich and delicious taste. No wonder it costs two yuan a piece, it's worth it!So worth it!It's a pity that Brother Ping doesn't sell it now, and if he gets greedy in the future, he can only go to Shen Ji in the town to satisfy his gluttony, and the price seems to be much more expensive.

What else do you say while eating and talking, and drink some wine.

After picking up the chopsticks, Ershanzi and Shuwa never raised their heads again, eating seriously.

Immersed in food can not extricate themselves.

The members of the Chen family didn't bother, they just let them eat, this dinner was originally for them.

It is a good thing to be able to eat so much.

"Shall we have a drink?" Cui Yuanjiu asked with a smile.

"can."

"I can see it."

"I'll pour the wine."

The food on the table is clean, and there is no need to wash the dishes.

Ershanzi and Shuwa finally woke up from the state of obsession, and they smiled embarrassedly.

"Brother Ping's craftsmanship is really amazing!" Give a thumbs up, great!

"I've never eaten such a delicious meal." The tree baby wanted to cry, fearing that it would be rare to have a second chance to eat, what to do, he began to feel that life was so hard.

Chen Yuping heard such compliments a lot, and smiled kindly: "Perhaps I was born to be a chef."

"God gave it."

After all, Father Chen still helped his third son clean up the stove, and then went to the elder brother and third younger brother's house.

Old man Chen and the others were talking outside, talking about the thief.

"The middle-aged man I saw in the gambling shop yesterday, his surname is Zhang, lives in the west of Pingyuan Village. There are no more than three brothers in his family. This man is the eldest of the family. He married a girl. He has not been married for three years. Childbirth, this person has a bad temper and likes to beat people when he drinks alcohol. The girl couldn't bear it, and her natal family came forward to remarry Li. It is said that she conceived a child not long after the remarriage, and gave birth to a big fat boy the next year. People in Pingyuan Village especially like it Gossip about this matter, I don’t know how many times I made fun of it in front of the man. Twice the man got drunk and went to his ex-wife’s remarried husband’s house to be drunk and crazy. He was beaten twice before he was completely honest. .”

"Grandma Zhang passed away with dystocia when she gave birth to her third son. After the eldest son resigned, the old man Zhang couldn't stand the village's pointing and pointing, and because the three sons were too embarrassing to the ancestors, he fell ill for a while. It took a long time to leave. Among the three brothers, Zhang Boss was married, and the remaining two were not liked by anyone. The Zhang family wanted money, no money, a house, a house, and a field. It can be said that the family has nothing. No. The three brothers simply broke their pots and shattered their pots, and they were free and easy when they earned some money. Because of these three brothers."

"And the most important point, the second day when Chen's family was attacked by thieves, in the early morning, someone saw Zhang's second and third elders helping Zhang's elder to Shen's house. Later, Shuwa and I went again. I went to Shen's house and asked Dr. Shen carefully, and the time of the injury was right. Ninth brother, I can't be wrong, it's these three brothers!"

"Do they have side brothers?"

"No. Let's put it this way, as Pingyuan Village's reputation is getting worse and worse, those who have a little bit of wealth and can withstand the troubles all moved away from this disaster area early. Old man Zhang used to have a brother, and the family worked hard. The reason for being able to endure hardships is that the three elder brothers Zhang’s reputation is really bad, and it’s hard for the younger generation in the family to talk about marriage, and the three brothers of the Zhang family especially like to come to eat and drink, as if they regard the uncle’s house as their own home, this family is really tired of them Third, there was nothing I could do about them, I gritted my teeth and moved away a few years ago, and moved to Niujiagou on the east side of the town, completely cutting off contact with the Zhang family in Pingyuan Village."

Cui Yuanjiu continued to ask: "How popular are the three brothers of the Zhang family in Pingyuan Village?"

"It looks like they are chatting and laughing, hooking their shoulders together, opening their mouths and shutting their mouths to say brother, it is probably just a superficial friendship, if there is anything, it is too late to run away, and few people who still live in Pingyuan Village are easy to bully Lord, it's all stuff from the stinky ditch."

"Brother Jiu wants to visit Pingyuan Village?" Er Shanzi was quite flexible, and vaguely guessed something.

"Go now, the weather is just right, let's check the situation first." Cui Yuanjiu asked, "Are you two going?"

Er Shanzi didn't even think about it: "Go!"

"I'll go too." The tree baby responded belatedly.

Chen Yuanqiu opened his mouth, but he didn't dare to speak, and looked at his father next to him.

"You go too." Old man Chen smacked the smoke: "Yuan Jiu, you need to pay more attention to this matter."

"Second Uncle, don't worry, I will handle it properly."

"Do you know how to get there? Choose a road that is less frequented by people. It's best not to go around the village, and you can go directly to Zhang's house in the west of the village."

Er Shanzi patted his chest: "Familiar! Very familiar, we two run outside every day, and there is no one who knows better than the two of us."

"Okay!" Cui Yuanjiu patted him on the shoulder vigorously: "I think you two can do things, how about following me in the future?"

"Brother Jiu doesn't dislike it, it's naturally excellent!" Er Shanzi stuttered a little in excitement.

The tree baby wailed: "I am also willing to follow Brother Jiu."

Chen Yuanqiu didn't join in the fun at this meeting, even though he was often out of tune, he still had a sense of proportion in his heart.

What to do, what to say, the door is clear.

Xu is God's help, the moonlight is very good tonight.

The four of them arrived at Zhang's house at the west end of Pingyuan Village with ease.

"Wait here." Cui Yuanjiu whispered, moving nimbly and quietly into a certain room.

Boss Zhang drank some wine, lay on the bed and fell into a deep sleep, snoring loudly.

Cui Yuanjiu glanced at him, didn't move him, and went to the next room. There were two people lying on the bed, also reeking of alcohol, sleeping like dead pigs.

Half of the three thatched huts collapsed, and the three brothers did not see them repairing them. They just slept together and fell asleep. No wonder no one wanted to marry the three brothers. This is a stinking swamp.

"Follow me, don't be nervous, they are all asleep, don't make any noise, Yuan Qiu and Shuwa stuffed their mouths tightly with rags, Er Shanzi and I tied them up to death, move quickly , before they wake up."

The three nodded in unison.

Cui Yuanjiu walked in front, and the three followed closely behind.

Go first to the room where Zhang Lao Er Zhang Lao San sleeps.

Cui Yuanjiu came to the bedside without any hesitation, immediately shot, and quickly tied up Zhang Laoer's upper body, Yuan Qiuyan shoved a tight rag into his mouth, Ershanzi and Shuwa next to him were also quite agile.

At this time, Zhang Lao Er and Zhang Lao San were already awake, but their brains reacted very slowly after drinking, and their feet were tightly bound before they could figure out the situation and were confused.

"Look at them." After Cui Yuanjiu finished speaking, he took Yuan Qiu to the next room.

Soon, the three brothers were tightly bound, and even tore off their clothes, and blindfolded them tightly.

Like dragging a dead pig, he dragged him to the door of the house.

Under the moonlight, the three brothers were trembling and groaning in horror, and the air was filled with an unpleasant smell of urine.

Avoiding the vital points, Cui Yuanjiu beat the three brothers violently. In the quiet night, there was one muffled sound after another. With the night wind blowing, it was as cool as water, not to mention it was a little scary.

I feel that the heat is about the same, after knocking people out.

The three of Chen Yuanqiu who were watching from the side quickly untied the bundles and took the rags, and the four quickly disappeared into the night.

"There are three rounds in total. Today is the first round. You two, Ershan Zishu, keep an eye on them these days. Be careful not to expose them. See how they react. When it's the third round, don't blindfold them. , give them a solid beating, and let them see clearly why they got into trouble."

Chen Yuanqiu and the three of them shuddered when they heard this, they were really miserable.

Still, it deserves it!Really relieved!Cool!

When they arrived at Kuzhu Village, Cui Yuanjiu said to Chen Yuanqiu: "Youngest, go back first, I will talk to Ershan Zishuwa about something."

"it is good."

"Why are you alone?" Chen Yuping had been waiting in the main room, and specially lit two oil lamps.

"Brother Jiu and Ershan Zishuwa have something to say, and I'll be back in a while."

"Oh, there is hot water in the pot, you should take a bath quickly and leave an oil lamp for you." Chen Yuping raised the oil lamp and went into the house. When the youngest came back, he went directly into the house to wait for Cui Yuanjiu.