Please abide by the Basic Law

Cecil has been looking forward to the paladins for a long time, as have Russell and Oakes. I have to say that the love and hatred of the knights in the regiment can write a hundred episodes of a series. Since the magic elks moved to Moon City, they are like ants Falling into a honeypot, love gossip alone keeps them busy.

Cecil asked strangely: "Didn't O'Casey have news that he was coming? Why didn't he arrive today? And why did he arrive at night?"

"He came by boat," Langdon said.

Cecil was stunned for a moment: "Boat? He's been on a boat for two months?"

"Less than two months, about a month, and then walk all the way here." Russell said solemnly.

Cecil immediately admired him: "Is such a frugal person?"

"No, that's not what it means." Oakes let out a fart-like laugh, and Russell's tone was full of schadenfreude, "According to our position level, in fact, except for Langdon, none of us can use Might and Magic, but well, the rules It's for breaking, you know, but O'Casey is a paladin, and paladins are rigid guys. In short, they obey all the rules that can be followed like crazy people. engraved into their souls, or their souls are molded with rules."

After hearing this, Cecil felt more fond of O'Casey in his heart. What's important is that it doesn't affect him anyway, just need to watch the show.

In the dusk of night, the sound of neat footsteps from far to near, mixed with the dull sound of horseshoes.

When Cecil saw the horse with spiral horns on its head, a sense of absurdity arose: "The regiment issued a unicorn mount to the Paladin?"

"No, that's his holy light mount." Oakes couldn't help it at last, he grabbed Russell's shoulder and couldn't stop laughing.

Cecil was completely bewildered. Looking at Langdon, it was rare to find that the male god was smiling—a real smile.

"What do you say about the paladins? Their power comes from the gifts of the gods they believe in. Pay attention to the logic in this, because they can become paladins because they have the gifts of the gods. See, here is the problem. That is to say, if the paladins want a god they believe in, they must carry out some kind of civilized activities and create a god. They create a god through their belief in the paladin code, and then believe in this god wholeheartedly, making the god Everything is taken as truth."

The more Cecil pondered, the more he felt that something was wrong: "Wait a minute, I remember that the gods shaped by civilization will be consistent with the civilizations the believers are engaged in. Doesn't that mean that the paladins themselves created the truth they believe in? In other words, they Define a truth for yourself?"

"Exactly." Langdon said with a hint of helplessness, "Because their beliefs are extremely firm and sincere, and there are many sacrifices and dedications. The number of paladins is not exaggerated, but they have been passed down to this day. It's quite powerful compared to the gods."

"What god do they worship?"

"Garis, the god of paladins."

"Do you know what's the funniest thing?" Oakes finally stopped laughing, and said in a trembling voice, "Their god is exactly the same as the first sacrificed paladin, but they claim that Garris is the only true god , is an omniscient existence, the saint who commands the gods. Their abilities, I mean the paladins, if you don't believe in Garris, they will disappear. The profession of paladin is really a wonderful flower."

Do you have the right to talk about others?

With such complaints, Cecil actually had some expectations for O'Casey.

The unicorn is white, including the horn. There is no hair on the whole body, exuding a soft light. When the man sitting on its back reveals his figure, the unicorn doesn't look like much.

It was a calm and holy face. Yes, the adjective is holy. Cecil didn't know why he thought of such a word, but there was indeed a power that made people want to admire.The unicorn walked over with easy steps, and when the paladin dismounted, it turned into a nothingness ball of light and dissipated in the air.

O'Casey was wearing light armor, his chest, forearms and thighs were covered in metal armor, the joints were connected by leather, and a long, narrow sword was worn on his waist.

It's also white, compared to the gay knights who move the gem stand, O'Casey is more like the knights in Cecil's imagination, and for some reason, just looking at the paladins makes him feel calm, generated from the inside out sense of calm.

This kind of atmosphere is matched with a handsomeness that is obviously beyond human beings. O'Casey gives people the impression that he is like a creature beyond the ordinary category, which makes people want to admire and worship.

"He looks fine." Cecil had to lower his voice as O'Casey was approaching.

"This is the advantage of being reliable, senior." Russell sighed, "The paladin has his own peace of mind magic, as long as he is still breathing, anyone who looks at him will be peaceful and respectful, and he also has his own magic. War horses, war horses don’t need maintenance and don’t eat grass, even this armor and sword are born with it, as long as you become a paladin, these are standard equipment!”

Langdon also joked with a smile: "So, you have to choose the right one when you choose the boss."

"We can't help it, isn't it?" Russell shrugged his shoulders, "Sex and love are more irresistible than horse armor and long swords, besides, if he violates the paladin's code and becomes depraved, all these will be gone, we Even if you leave the group, you can still keep your uniform."

Cecil, who was still a little sour, suddenly felt much more comfortable, yes, anyway, I can fall in love with whoever I like, fall in love with... oh, no!

"If it is said that a paladin is depraved, he will be deprived of his qualifications as a paladin. O'Casey violated it, right? I remember you said that same-sex love is a felony for a paladin?"

The other people were silent for a second, then let out a "hehe" laugh at the same time, and looked in the other direction together.

Of course, Moyer also came to meet the new aid, but since the paladin revealed his figure, he has been silent, completely different from the previous image of being cheap, when O'Casey stood in front of everyone, he unconsciously straightened up He bent his waist and tensed his body, as if he was under some pressure.

O'Casey greeted Langdon first: he opened his arms and hugged the face. His movements were very restrained, like a robot who had practiced countless times. Get it done.After saluting with everyone in this way, he stood in front of Moyer and said coldly, "Good evening, dear Moyer."

Well, there is finally a change, and there is no "dear" when talking to other people.

Moyer: "Hehe."

Cecil: "..."

What the hell is this reaction?

As if he didn't hear the taunt, O'Casey took a step forward, held the half-blood devil's arm with both hands and kissed it with his head tilted. It wasn't a superficial kiss, and he clearly saw him open his mouth from Cecil's perspective... …

This kiss lasted for a full minute, and after they parted, both of their lips became red and throbbing due to blood congestion, and they were panting, full of indescribable meaning.

"O'Casey likes Moyer very much?" Cecil asked with some uncertainty.

Langdon turned around with a complicated expression on his face: "Let me emphasize again, paladins are lunatics who follow the rules. That is to say, no matter whether this rule is reasonable or not, they will do everything they can to implement it. Everything Casey does is based on the rules."

Cecil was stunned for a moment: "In other words, this kiss is also a rule?"

"Of course, if the lovers haven't seen each other for more than three days, they must express their love with a passionate kiss for more than one minute at the moment of meeting." Russell fluently reported this rule.

Cecil said incomprehensibly: "I haven't seen any knight do this, and you and Oakes haven't seen each other for three days.

"This is not the law of wills. Besides, rules are meant to be broken, understand?" Russell said indifferently, "All knights have to kiss each other when they meet, who do you greet with kisses every day? "

Not really.

"Where are these messy rules coming from!" Cecil said angrily.

"You may be a little misunderstood. Our predecessors really wanted to establish a knight order that will go down in history." Langdon said.

Cecil: "..."

Why do I feel that you are satirizing the seniors?

Seeing what O'Casey was talking to Moyer expressionlessly, Cecil asked doubtfully, "Is O'Casey a human being?"

"No." Langdon replied, "One of the paladin rules is that you must conceal your inner emotions and be fair and just. Therefore, most of the paladins are expressionless. Of course, they will still be angry when they are excited." I can't help it, but some excellent paladins who obey the rules to the extreme will naturally join the ranks of human gay knights."

Cecil: "..."

Soon, O'Casey shattered Cecil's imagination of the word "scrupulous."

The next day, O'Casey got up at sunrise with a hickey on his neck, and called all the knights in the city to do morning lessons, which in fact meant meditation and swinging swords. After that, he continued for seven days, every day .

Seeing the hickey marks on O'Casey's neck that were about to turn black, Cecil really wanted to persuade the two to be more restrained.

"Is their relationship so good?" Cecil asked with a hint of doubt, "Moyer is dying every day now."

Before O'Casey came, although Moyer was lazy and teased this and that all day long, he was still at the level of ordinary activities. After O'Casey came, it is no exaggeration to say that Moyer's face was like a dead person every day. Lie in a random corner by the door of the house, basking in the sun like a fallen wax figure.

"Actually, Moyer also has it, but the devil's physique is different, and it's not easy to leave traces." Langdon explained, "This is the rule, don't interfere."

Cecil was shocked and said, "There are even rules for this kind of thing?"

"A long-lost lover must have sex for nine consecutive days, three times a day." Langdon actually had a look of fear when he narrated this rule.

"...Humans can do it?"

"It can't be done. The devil can probably do it, but the half-blood devil may not. Didn't you notice that Moyer was exhausted every day during this time?" Langdon's tone was filled with sympathy, "So the two of them I'll switch between them when I'm in bed, at least take a break."

God damn it!Is it over if you don't do it? !Not the law of wills!And why is there such a strange rule!Which boss decided it!

"Is there even a regulation on body position?" Cecil said angrily.

"Have."

"……are you crazy!"

Cecil's complaints obviously couldn't reach O'Casey's ears. After the paladin tortured Moyer with "neither human nor ghost"—probably more than just going to bed—he was very concerned about all practices that did not follow the rules. shot.

One day, after lunch, Cecil saw O'Casey talking to a knight. After listening for a while, they were all very official clichés, such as "justice must be carried out to the depths of the soul" and so on. gone.When he came back after scolding the flame goblin, he found that O'Casey was still saying that the knight's head was lowered to his chest, but he didn't dare to leave.

"What's the matter?" Cecil felt that it was a sin to waste a labor force, and despite Langdon's repeated warnings to leave O'Casey alone, he couldn't help but intervene.

"He saw a woman," O'Casey replied.

Cecil was speechless for a moment.

This rule does exist, but well, this rule is unreasonable in the first place. If it is true, there will be no females within ten miles of the gay knight's location, and animals will not be allowed either!

"I believe he didn't do it unintentionally." Cecil decided to make a mess, "Let him go to work."

"He has no confession from the heart."

"What confession?"

"Whip your own genitals."

"..."

Say it again, which boss made these rules! !are you crazy! !

Cecil bit the bullet and said, "Is there any other way to confess? Be gentler."

O'Casey replied: "Listen to my justice."

"How long do you have to listen?"

"Ten seven minutes."

"... How long will it take in total? Ah, Mrs. Class, good afternoon."

Cecil's heart tightened as soon as the words came out, and when he quickly turned his head to look at O'Casey, he immediately received a sympathetic look from the knight being lectured.

"It will take a total of one hour." O'Casey was still very calm, with no anger at all, "I will come to you after I finish talking with this knight, Commander Cecil, you can go to work first .”

Cecil: "..."

That night, the dinner meeting of the leadership was spent during the righteous preaching of the paladins, and no one dared to speak, just listening to O'Casey talking and talking. Compared with his usual taciturn behavior, O'Casey at this time It's like a reading robot, and it doesn't stop after a set.

When the hour came, O'Casey immediately shut up, nodded to everyone, kissed Moyer, got up and left.

Without waiting for Cecil to ask, Langdon took the initiative to explain: "Lovers must kiss when they are apart and when they meet."

Cecil held his head and went mad for a while, let out a long breath, and said as calmly as possible: "How many rules do we have? Except for the will rule."

"There seem to be tens of thousands of them in my impression." Oakes was also listless, "After so many years of filling in and filling in, you can say what you say, anyway, I can't remember all the rules."

"Then O'Casey has finished remembering?" Cecil asked tentatively.

"Don't compare him with this. Someone tried it before, but it didn't work." Langdon sighed, "He's really finished remembering."

Cecil pulled his hair vigorously, trying to suppress the rage that was about to burst out of his heart.It was interesting to hear Oakes and Russell talking about the paladin, and Moyer's reaction like "the mouse saw the cat" when he mentioned the paladin was also very interesting, but it is not so interesting to burn the fire on his own head.

"I said, it's fine if O'Casey doesn't have a title. He should have a position, right? Does he have nothing to do every day?"

"His position is almost equivalent to that of a Knight Templar. Although he has not been officially granted, it is recognized by everyone." Moyer said angrily, "It stands to reason that this place should not send him here, he is equal to Langdon, not good So, in fact, he is in charge of everything.”

"...But he still came, and it's all because of you."

After Cecil finished speaking, the room fell into a strange silence for a while.

Moyer turned over and sat up, angrily: "What's none of my business? Obviously Langdon applied for him."

"Langdon applied for aid but not O'Casey. You ran around by yourself, so obediently follow O'Casey, wouldn't it be over?" Oakes, who was relatively underwhelmed, could still sarcastically say, "How does it feel to meet again after a long absence? How's your reproductive system? Oh, I forgot you're different from humans!"

As soon as the half-breed devil was mentioned, he died, and lay down while lamenting, uttering dying thoughts like a boneless mollusc.

"Is there any way to get O'Casey to stop this behavior?" Cecil asked eagerly.

"Abiding by the rules?" Langdon asked, "Impossible, that's the life of a paladin. It's better to let him die if you let him not follow the rules."

Didn't Moyer want him dead?

Cecil glanced at Moye who was lying on the ground. The half-blood devil didn't move, as if he didn't hear anything. He thought for a while and said, "Then is there any way to make us not obey the rules?"

Several people looked at each other for a while.

"In a state of emergency, the supreme commander of the local stronghold can take full responsibility." Russell said.

"Then let's do this, declare a state of emergency tomorrow." Cecil said decisively, looking at Langdon expectantly, "You can do it?"

"Yes, yes, but..." Langdon looked at Cecil's appearance and sighed, "Okay, let's do this for now."

After Moyer came out of Cecil's hut, he swayed home slowly and saw O'Casey making the bed with his bare upper body. He would not wrong himself, except that the kang bed was local, and everything was bought from Toto Port Yes, the magic bed quilt made of silk is soft and warm, and it is so comfortable that people will linger on it. However, the "reunion after a long absence" just experienced made him feel a little psychologically shadowed about this quilt.

He shifted his gaze to the paladin. From the shoulder to the back of the waist, a huge scar filled all the skin. Healing magic could obviously erase everything, but the paladin rules regarded this as glory and did not allow it to be eliminated.His fingers slid down the rough skin to his lean, muscular waist.

"Not yet." O'Casey smoothed the last wrinkle of the quilt, straightened up and said, "Tonight is the last day?"

"Yes, the last day of our long-lost reunion." Moyer put his head on O'Casey's shoulder, "Do you miss me?"

"of course."

"Because lovers must miss each other?"

"……Yes."

Moye snorted, and hugged O'Casey's waist with both hands restlessly: "Anyway, you follow the rules in everything."

O'Casey turned around: "My desire to save you is not because of the rules."

"I know." Moyer simply pressed forward, and they both fell on the bed. He showed a nonchalant expression, "My existence is the biggest proof that you don't obey the rules, isn't it?"

At the moment of the kiss, the paladin, who had been expressionless, finally changed. He frowned, as if he was in pain, but this expression was only fleeting, and he quickly plunged into the "reunion after a long absence" , because the code of the Gay Knights states that making love must be devoted, both physically and mentally.

The next day, Cecil got both good news and bad news.

Langdon announced that the Moon City base had entered a state of emergency, and all the rules except the will rule were temporarily waived, and everyone looked relieved.

News came from the temple that due to the abnormal rainy season, the garden party at Tambunita was postponed until next month.

"Actually, it's two pieces of good news." Cecil said happily, "I thought the carriage would be too late, but now it seems just right! Also, the water storage pit is also in time, three blessings!"

The carriage that Cecil had been dreaming of finally succeeded, and the carpenter, with the help of mathematical magic, made the carriage out of the oaks that had been squeezed for so long.The whole body is made of wood, the bottom drive axle and the front wheel steering wheel are made of iron.The wheels are made of burnt hardwood, and the carpenters wrapped cowhide and various animal inflatable intestines. Although there is no shock absorption effect, it is better than nothing, as long as it does not overturn.

Cecil looked left and right around the carriage, couldn't put it down, and immediately sat on it for a test drive. After a few laps, he almost got down on his waist, his buttocks were going to be numb.

It's just for shipping, and it can be improved in the future, Cecil comforted himself.

"You built this to deliver goods?" Langdon asked.

"Of course it's not just for the delivery of goods." Cecil chuckled, "I'm just an ordinary person who hopes to bring a happy tomorrow to the working people."

There is no carriage business in Toto Port, because there is no magic road on the land connected to Toto Port, even if magic carriages are used, the transportation efficiency is not good enough, and the price is very high, so the carriage business simply does not set up here.

After listening to Cecil's words, Langdon showed a helpless smile: "The carriage firm will take your skin off."

"Come on." Cecil said nonchalantly.

"I'm serious." Langdon withdrew his smile. "They'll chop off your head to make a wine glass, smash your soul, and make you never recover. If you want to bring this thing to the garden party, you have to prepare for it for the rest of your life." Prepare to be hunted down."

Cecil said more firmly: "Come on, face me head-on!"

Langdon raised his eyebrows, and pressed Cecil's hair with one hand: "Who did you let fuck you?"

Cecil: "..."

I was wrong, man.