Please abide by the Basic Law

News spread quickly in the civilian area. The next day after Mrs. Klass's heated kang was installed, the grocery store reopened by the Gay Knights received nearly a hundred orders for the heated kang, and some rich people were even willing to increase the price.

To deal with the cold, you can wear more during the day, but you can’t do it at night. The kang solves this problem very well. Firewood can be picked up by the old and the weak. Relying on the Luofeng Mountains, Ebo, with a population of less than a hundred thousand, can easily solve all problems. The fuel issue, and then the money issue.

The dignitaries don't like things contaminated with any "suspicious alien civilization". They can send a message to Toto Port and spend a lot of money to invite magicians to build a magic circle.Wealthy and middle-class families don't feel much about ten silver coins, and they can always take them out. What is bothering the common people is that ten silver coins is not a small amount of money for them.

At this time, the benevolent and handsome knights proposed a plan to help: just go to the camp of the Gay Knights for two hours to work, and you can get five silver coins a month, one person!If the whole family goes, what a huge sum of money it is!

Such a benevolent employer has never been seen before. They provide food, live in a house with a heated kang, and may even work in a heated kang house!

"Paper mills can't work below zero." Cecil said, "Mushroom houses also need to maintain temperature and humidity. We must continue to build houses. The houses will never be enough to live in. The dormitory doesn't have to be so small. It can be bigger and there can be more people." Squeeze and get warm."

The village is always short of manpower, and is always busy, not only for survival but also for development.Fortunately, the knights worked hard without complaint, no matter how hard and tiring they worked, they could only slap a few vitality spells on themselves and continue to live.

The Ebo people who are willing to come to work are attracted by this atmosphere, as if they have seen Toto Port. For them, Toto Port is already a "big city" and an "unbelievable place". However, this small village is different from Porto Toto is as active.

"As expected of the Gay Knights." Someone commented.

"Worthy of being knights—" This was the girl's evaluation.

It is worth mentioning that women accounted for two-thirds of the migrant workers. The women's fathers and husbands were very relieved because the employers were gay.

"At this time, the reputation of being gay is very useful." Langdon said, "In short, the common people definitely like us."

This is the truth, Cecil has seen girls staring at a certain knight with nympho eyes more than once, and even followed them to the toilet, rushing in without thinking to scare away the naked knights in the toilet.

Here's another problem that needs to be addressed urgently: open defecation!

As winter approached, the knights began to suffer from laziness and cancer, unwilling to take a few steps to go to the toilet, and sneaked around in front of and behind the house.This situation is even more serious when everyone is busy, and some people are even too lazy to shit on the door of their room in the middle of the night!

Cecil was filled with disbelief when he heard about it: Who would shit on their doorstep? !Are you missing a brain?

Facts have proved that there are really, and this person looks very good, there may indeed be huge differences between appearances and people.

Unhealthy tendencies must be stopped!

Cecil first formulated a reward mechanism, and the house could only be installed when the house was clean. However, this rule was defeated by the practice of crowding many people into one house.Every night, a certain room would be full of candles, several people would huddle together, laughing and playing, and even hear the "indescribable" sound a little later, it's better to say that a single person like Langdon is called Rarely, three knights even formed a voluntary triangle and had a great time.

Looking at another room that was about to become a toilet, Cecil said angrily, "Can't you just take care of it?"

"The knight order does not interfere with the in-depth communication between knights, as long as there is no infectious disease." Langdon said indifferently, "You also know that when new knights join the order, they will also receive 'all-night guidance' from the old knights, right?"

"Is this forced?" Cecil couldn't help thinking, who did Cecil have sex with when he joined the group?

"It used to be, but now it's voluntary." Langdon crossed his arms and said, "Anyway, unless you have a fancy for a certain knight inside, there is no reason for them to sleep separately."

Just at this moment, a high-pitched groan sounded, startling Cecil.

Fuck, it can't go on like this!

Afterwards, Cecil instituted penalties. If dirt was found in front of or behind the house, the homeowner would be fined to take care of the compost pond and pick up manure on the grasslands, which is not a pleasant job, let alone cleaning up mushrooms. No one is willing to do it if they want to count the fertile soil of the house and count the mushrooms.

After the introduction of this measure, the phenomenon of cohabitation decreased rapidly, and the phenomenon of fighting increased sharply.

Most of the situations are as follows: A passes by B's house, B finds a puddle of dirt near the house after coming out, grabs A to demand compensation, A refuses to admit it, so A and B fight, and it will develop into calling their partners or Lovers, turned into a big melee.

After several fights, a couple fell out over a puddle of urine under the window, punching and kicking each other from one end of the village to the other, ending in a draw and announcing their breakup.

Cecil could see it. No one would be convinced if every stain was not applied to a person's head.Even though it is open air and winter, the smell in the village is getting worse day by day. This is not only a matter of comfort, but also may cause diseases. After all, there are no magicians here to help clean up the garbage.

"Is there any magic that will call the police if you defecate outside the toilet?" Cecil was serious when he asked this question, "Or will the whole body be dyed orange as long as you defecate?"

Langdon's expression was indescribable: "Is this necessary?"

"Yes!" Cecil roared angrily, "It's just that you need to go to the toilet at a fixed time. Is it so difficult?"

"I have a solution. Whoever goes to the toilet will start to explode from the second child. Do you want it?" Moyer said as he passed by, "Come to me if you need it."

Cecil found that all the knights who heard this sentence looked over with begging eyes, and they all made the posture of hanging themselves, begging for mercy.

"I saw it." The words floated over from Moye who had gone away.

The knights scattered.

"How about this." Langdon put his arms around Cecil's shoulders, "How about we send someone to patrol and pay a fine if we catch anyone defecating in places? This is more severe than cleaning, and it can also teach the boys a lesson. "

Cecil suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "No, I don't think it's better than this. As long as an active criminal is caught, half of the fine will be given to the caught person."

Langdon was silent for a while, and said: "The reporting system is not easy to grasp, and it is not a good atmosphere to reward whistleblowers."

"That's another situation. Can a normal person still be lured to go to the bathroom by others?" Cecil growled, "Anyone who defecates indiscriminately deserves to be reported!"

For the first time, Langdon showed a "don't know what to do" expression.

After the implementation of the reporting mechanism, the phenomenon of open defecation has indeed been greatly reduced. However, the atmosphere among the knights has become increasingly tense. Whenever a knight is about to release one of the three urgent needs of life, someone will always follow sneakily.

"What are you doing with me?"

"Rain Girl has no melons!"

Fuck, why is it translated as "Rain girl without melon"? !

Hearing these words, Cecil was a little skeptical of life for a while, and what made him even more incomprehensible was that there really was something happening to lure others to defecate indiscriminately. After hearing the ins and outs of this "case", he could hardly look directly at the two people in front of him. A dashing handsome guy.

A expresses that he wants to renew his relationship with B, and asks B to go to a certain house to make out. The two of you have been talking about each other for a long time, and when they are about to discuss life in depth and harmony, A suddenly persuades B to let go before continuing, so as not to feel uncomfortable halfway. B decided to go to the toilet, but A said that it was too far away from the toilet, and he was so hungry and thirsty that he might as well solve it on the spot. When B was hesitating, he suddenly found that the windows of the house not far away were open, which was unusual in winter. He looked carefully, and was shocked to see C haunting the window, and C was A's new love.

The truth came out, this was a shameless conspiracy against the ex-boyfriend!

Cecil covered his face, trying to ignore the cruel reality in this way: No matter how gay, a man is a man, and gays and straight men have no difference in laziness. It doesn't mean that gays pay more attention to hygiene , More cleanliness? !These gay guys can obviously use magic to make themselves clean every day, but they just can't bear to walk a few more steps to the toilet!

Lying—trough—! !

After wisely deciding this "case", Cecil decided to increase the patrol system. However, Langdon raised a new question: "What about those Ebo people?"

At present, there are about 30 Ebo hired workers in the village, 21 of them are women. Due to physical impact, they easily abide by the toilet rules. Cecil added a female toilet on the day the hired workers arrived, and the rest Men are more difficult to deal with. They feel that it is a very unreasonable system to go to the toilet at a fixed time. As employees, they don't want to violate the employer's words, so they invented a new method to fight against this "trouble".

Cecil looked at a suspicious cloth bag found in the laborer's room and asked, "What is this?"

"Shit bag." An honest-looking hired worker anxiously explained, "This is movable, look, it didn't fall on the ground, and I will take it to the toilet after I get off work."

Cecil held his breath and said with difficulty: "Why didn't you throw it away earlier?"

"Throw it away? No, I just dumped it in the toilet." The hired worker said in surprise, "This is a bag made of real cloth, it's hemp, and it has a handle. It's still usable after emptying out the shit and bringing it back. , look, it won't break."

Cecil: "..."

Most of the cloth in this world is various kinds of hemp and silk, and cotton seems to have not appeared yet. Cecil can't imagine what kind of "torture" this sack has endured... It's all like this, and the hired workers are still reluctant to throw it away!

Unhealthy tendencies must be stopped ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!