Please abide by the Basic Law

The overnight harvest was excellent.

When the knights came, they brought enough tools, not only big swords and daggers, but also many cloth bags, which were not only softer and less space-consuming than straw woven bags, but also much more durable.

In the refreshing morning, a group of handsome guys are walking in the grassland on their way back with cloth bags full of saffron. This picture looks very beautiful.

Cecil has always felt that his sexual orientation is "changing", but at this moment, he suddenly realized that there is no such thing as sexual orientation.In his memory, the physical education teacher in middle school allowed the students to move freely, and the picture of the male students laughing and joking as they walked to the basketball court was still so vivid, and even cast a layer of youthful beautification.What he looked at was not a female classmate but a male classmate. At that time, he thought he just wanted to play basketball, but now he realized that it was not at all. He was just staring at the chest, waist and butt of the male classmate...

It's sad, I just realized it now, look at the original Cecil, I understood it early in the morning, and went to the "indescribable" beautiful world!

After returning to the mud house, the energetic knights did not show any sign of fatigue. After using the cleaning technique, they continued to repair the house, while Cecil was busy preventing the remaining knights from killing Luther.

Before setting off, Cecil had foreseen what might happen. After all, there was a precedent for Langdon. He repeatedly told the left-behind knights that there were five other residents here. , so don't cut it at the sight of anyone.

Langdon also warned Cecil in advance that if Luther confirmed that he was harmless, no one would care. However, once the purpose and character of this wild man are confirmed, it will be fine.

The problem was Mrs. Klass.

Due to the misconduct of seniors one after another, the "laws of the will" of the Gay Knights have become very distorted. However, after all, men still want women to be born, so the gay knights developed a wonderful set of "man and woman codes". The so-called "do not harass women" is actually "completely ignore women ".

Naturally, cohabitation with women is also not allowed. Although there are various "reasonable reasons" in the actual operation, after all, if the standard is really strictly enforced, it will become "no females can exist within sight"-for this " "Laws of Wills", most of the junior knights thought that the big brother who made it must be dying too painfully and lost his nerve.

"I'm not living with Mrs. Class," said Cecil, "not in the same room."

"But you live in the same village, let's say so," Langdon said with marvelous sympathy. "So, the best thing to do is say she's your mother or your mother's sister."

Cecil: "..."

What the hell?

"Female relatives on the maternal side are accessible," Langdon explained.

Cecil couldn't accept it at all, thus creating the current situation.

The left-behind knight agreed very readily at the time. When Cecil came back, he saw Luther, who was tied up, and Mrs. Klass, who was trembling, and the children.

"I told you, they are my employees!" Cecil sternly said to the guard knight, "They are business partners, they have been living with us, and they are indispensable labor!"

"She's a woman." The left-behind knight said coldly, "Women are not allowed to live with the knight."

"We don't live in the same room!" Cecil almost roared, "Didn't you be born to a woman?"

"My mother was born to a woman."

"..."

This matter finally came to Langdon, after all, he is now the highest person in charge here in name.

"Mrs. Klass and her children, Luther and her children, and the magic elk are all our important business partners. This is an unshakable fact. If the real facts are excluded because of the rules, then we will not exist at all. ’” Langdon said.

This is one of the paradoxes of the Gay Knights.

If you have to obey the rules, then the Gay Knights should not exist, because the Gay Knights are the result of not following the rules.

"If you continue to talk like this, we have nothing to talk about." Augustus said with a cold face. After a night of harvesting, he didn't even change his face, and his physical fitness is really good. "I can put When this woman leaves, she can come and work, but she cannot live with us."

Mrs. Krass held her youngest son and looked at Cecil with tears in her eyes, and he was indeed about to explode now.

"Let me tell you one thing, Orc Knight Commander." Cecil walked up to Oakes, looked up at the guy slightly, and said unceremoniously, "Not only do I want to break this rule, I also want to break many rules, A lot of rules that make you think, ah, what's wrong with this world, starting with the first thing, Mrs. Class, let's make breakfast, use the beef bone soup that I boiled yesterday, and I will make noodles."

"What are you doing?" Oakes asked first, and then said after a few seconds of silence, "I'm not an orc."

"You're an orc, shut up."

Cecil strode out, pulled Mrs. Class and Luther up, and they got busy familiarly, and the others didn't stop them because Langdon was following them.

Dried saffron, boiled beef bone soup overnight, clean salt, kneaded noodles in a hardwood pot, pulled them off and put them into the pot one by one, the scent quickly spread throughout the village, although the knights didn’t have to hide their expressions , but the swallowing Adam's apple reveals the body's true desire.

"If you want to eat magic bread, you can eat it. Not only do I want to eat three meals a day, but I also want to eat food that is delicious and delicious!" Cecil yelled at the whole village. He has never been so angry before, as if venting all the anger he has received since time travel, "You idiots who eat compressed biscuits!"

Langdon didn't speak, but silently went over to take a bowl, filled it with beef noodles and gave it to Oakes.

The two handsome guys looked at each other "affectionately" across a bowl of beef noodles. After a while, the curly-haired baby face took the beef noodles and said, "Try it, after all, this is our business."

Oakes looked up to the sky and sighed, and started to eat noodles. With him taking the lead, others picked up bowls one after another. Of course, it was impossible to put down the bowl after taking it.

Cecil pulled his face and peeked at the suspected dog blood. Sure enough, after seeing Oakes take the bowl, Langdon smiled quietly at the black curly hair, and the black curly hair gave Langdon a thumbs up behind his back expressionlessly.

Fuck it, adultery!

Cecil's heart was full, and the hands that pulled the noodles became more and more forceful. In the end, it was not sliced ​​noodles, but tadpole-shaped noodles.

A pot of noodles was eaten cleanly, and 100 people were not enough. Some people only tasted a little, and they still shared a bowl with others. Although no one spoke after eating, no one paid any attention to Mrs. Krass, even Oakes. Turn a blind eye, this matter is so nothing.

Cecil didn't just let it go, he found Oakes and Langdon: "We have to dig a septic tank and build a toilet."

Both Oakes and Langdon were stunned.

"Septic tank?"

"bathroom?"

Cecil: "..."

Should not be ah.

Although there is rubbish on the road in Ebo, and occasional feces, but overall it is quite clean. The White Tower is full of squares paved with stone slabs, almost spotless, after all, it is white, urine stains and so on. I can see it.

"What do people in the city do when they go to the bathroom?" Cecil asked.

"Anywhere." Oakes said.

Before Oakes came, the people at the mud hut were random. After all, there were few adults in the place. After the compost pool was built, everyone was used to going there conveniently, and there was no need to cover it. Although it was not very good, Cecil also acquiesced to this The program, however, now has more than 100 people, and this method obviously cannot be used anymore, and the health system must be dealt with centrally.

"After defecating indiscriminately?" Cecil held back his nausea and said, "I've never seen a street full of feces and urine in Ebo."

"Magicians with related occupations regularly patrol and clear them," Langdon said.

Cecil blinked several times: "Wait a minute, you mean, there is a magic profession that specializes in cleaning up feces?"

"It's not related to magic, but there are magicians who specialize in cleaning-related occupations." Oakes' tone is still high, but without the taste of ridicule. It is normal, and generally large cities will be equipped with corresponding positions, and it is unreasonable to require everyone to defecate in a centralized place."

Cecil: "..."

How should I put it, sometimes Cecil thinks magic is very precious, and sometimes he thinks magic is bullshit, and everything about cats and dogs is left to the magician.

"Why don't you choose a place to go to the toilet?!" Cecil asked puzzled.

"Don't you think it's too much trouble?" Oakes asked.

"I don't think so!" Cecil roared, "What's wrong with you people, you actually use magic to sweep up shit!"

The logic in this sentence was probably too localized, and neither Oakes nor Langdon could refute it for a while.

"I don't care about other places, here, here, go to the toilet for me!"

Cecil's plan is very simple. The house built by the new knight is centered on the original mud house, so the compost pond and the mushroom house become the center of the village. Build a toilet nearby, and the smell will stink to the bottom. Move the place where the food is made to the side of the well to avoid pollution.

If conditions permit, it is best to establish a sewer system, but the environment is not mature enough, at least public toilets can do it.

Langdon would not object to Cecil's plan, and Oakes was noncommittal after listening to his whole statement, so he had no choice but to show his trump card: "If you are willing to go to the toilet, I can give you a good thing! "