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Homer is very cautious about big things like sexuality, and he has carried out many pursuits during his time living in Yuecheng.

"Can you date me?" Homer asked seriously, sitting in front of a gay knight.

As an instructor of knights, Cook is actually responsible for the sex education of many young knights, looking at the serious kid in front of him, he said helplessly: "First of all, it is very immoral to pursue a man with a partner. "

"There's no law against courting a spouse," said Homer.

"Ethics will reduce your charisma, which is very important in pursuit behavior." Cook changed the educational angle.

Homer listened, pondered for a moment and said, "Then, who do you think I should pursue?"

Cook opened his mouth and showed a sly smile: "Actually, don't you think Langdon is a very suitable target?"

"Doesn't Langdon also have a spouse?" Homer asked suspiciously.

"Wang Qi and the king are not spouses." Cook replied.

So, a few days later, Cecil announced loudly at a public meeting that Langdon was his "spouse", "the only, inseparable, and deeply loving" spouse, and it was absolutely impossible to change.

Homer appeared in front of Cook with a bruised nose and a swollen face, with a deeply understanding expression: "I understand why I can't pursue someone with a spouse."

Cook: "..."

"Then which person in the city do you think is suitable for my pursuit?" Homer asked.

No matter how heartless he was, Cook couldn't bear to play with this little white dragon anymore, and asked, "Have you ever tried to court women of the same race?"

"I tried it, I think they are boring." Cook said honestly.

"How boring?" Cook asked.

"There is no common thread."

"What topic are you interested in?"

"At present, it is how to pursue a same-sex spouse."

"..."

Who the hell would anyone be interested in this kind of topic!

Cook is worthy of teaching the knights. He has seen all kinds of strange bear children. He squeezed out a smile and said, "What's the next topic of interest?"

"Ah, let's kill." Homer pondered for a moment, then said, "How to kill more lives faster and better."

Cook's smile was still gentle, and he said: "Well, you change the topic, how to fight better, and then use this topic to find someone who is the most sexually attractive in your eyes and is also quite strong in this respect." Discuss with people of the same race and the opposite sex. Remember to find single people.”

"it is good."

A few days later, the disappeared Homer returned, with half of his wings missing, one eye congested with blood, half of his horn missing, and his pure white body was covered with burn marks.

Cook asked in shock: "What's wrong with you?"

"I went to find a single person of the same race who likes to fight and is the most sexually attractive in my opinion to discuss my secondary interests." Homer said honestly, "We discussed very deeply. There was a disagreement in a theory, and we decided to practice it, practice is the only means to test the truth."

Cook: "...and then?"

"My theory is correct." Homer had to choose a strange sitting position because of the pain, "She is angry and told me to roll."

Cook: "..."

Homer changed several positions and still couldn't sit because of the pain, so he simply changed into a human form and asked, "What else do you think?"

"How do you feel about... this opposite sex?"

"No." Homer said calmly, "I don't want to mate with her."

"Do underage dragons have no idea of ​​mating?"

"No, ideological goodwill does not conflict with physical desire." Homer said, "It is very common for teenagers and girls in the Dragon Clan to become lovers."

"So, do you have a similar object? Even if you don't succeed."

"No."

Cook felt a little short of words: "So, you think you are gay because of this?"

"At least I have the idea of ​​continuing to get along with men, but not with women." Homer said frankly.

Cook sighed and said, "Well, let me introduce one to you."

That’s how Anthony came to the Middle Kingdom. He arrived for a private reason and took a hard-won vacation. After hearing Cook say, “I’ll introduce you to a handsome man”, he came excitedly. I couldn't even keep smiling.

"Isn't this a handsome man?" Cook asked.

Anthony: "..."

"He also really wants to try the gay way." Cook continued.

Anthony: "..."

"And the force value is very strong, which meets your requirements." Cook smiled and patted his colleague on the shoulder.

Homer just witnessed the internal battle of the Gay Knights. After Cook was defeated and left, Anthony said with a subtle expression: "Don't the Dragons care about children's love affairs?"

"Although I am still a child in the Dragon Clan, I am already over a hundred years old. Compared with you, I am an elder in terms of physical strength and experience." Homer said calmly, "My guardian also said that I can try as I please, anyway. Either way, I won't suffer."

Anthony felt that his vacation was wronged...

This is indeed a handsome man, and he did voluntarily embark on the road of homosexuality, and he can indeed do such and such things, but he really doesn't have the courage to attack young dragons. Moreover, he just wants to have sex and not to fall in love!

"It's okay to have sex." Homer said after listening to Anthony's oblique description, "I don't mind."

Anthony gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and decided to eat first before talking. However, after taking off his clothes and looking at the dazzlingly white body opposite him, he was still timid. After saying a few words about "self-touching" tricks, he ran away.

The next day, Xiao Bailong found Anthony and expressed his joy: "It's really a pleasure, I want to go further."

Anthony: "..."

It is impossible to go to bed, not possible in this life, and I don't know how to subdue the dragon, so I can only maintain my vacation by playing tricks.

Anthony's love affair is also sad for those who hear it, and tears for the listener. The most important thing is the chaotic sexual concept of the Gay Knights and the precarious life. After all, no one knows whether they will die tomorrow, and the "right way" is to enjoy themselves in time.He found a tavern, and told Homer about his ex's unfeeling and his ex's love.

"Can you believe it? He broke up with me just because of a big ass!" After drinking a few glasses of flower wine, Anthony held Homer's hand and cried, "Is that big ass as handsome as me? I can 'do it' Is it? I’m a very rare Chun Yiye in the group, and in the end, he gave up on me for a big ass! What’s so good about a big ass? I can’t see it when I’m doing it!”

"Why can't you see it?" Homer asked curiously.

"Because he is zero, what a fart, no matter what angle or posture you can't see it!"

"is it?"

That day, Anthony drank in a mess and cried loudly on the street with Homer. I don’t have much memory of the facts after that. When I woke up the next day, the first reaction in my head was: Fuck, who cut me in half last night? up?

He barely got up after two consecutive treatments, and fell silent looking at the messy sheets and suspicious bloodstains.

"You're awake." Homer opened the door and came in. "I experimented last night, and your theory is true."

"Theory?" Anthony looked blank.

"It's just being number zero and you can't see the ass of number one anyway," Homer said. "I kept asking you last night if you could see it, and you really can't. It's funny."

Anthony: "..."

Calm down, calm down, at this time, we must first find out whether the other party has suffered a loss!The Dragon Clan is logical and will not burn people casually!

"What did you do?"

"Yes."

"Is that so..."

so far so good.

"I asked Cook, being gay is the one who suffers, so, have you thought about how to compensate me?" Homer's eyes sparkled, and a rare smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "My request is not More, you can talk to me for a period of time to make up for it."

Anthony: "..."

Cook, I'm not done with you!

Anthony slipped away before his vacation was exhausted, and he didn't even dare to face Homer. After learning of his departure, Homer turned into a prototype and lay on the city wall in meditation for a day and a night. Then he found Cook again and said, "Is there any theory?" Supporting me to imprison Anthony? Is the reason that he took away my first night feasible? Can I force him to fall in love with me?"

The wound on Cook's face from being beaten by Anthony hadn't healed yet. He laughed dryly for a while and said, "Actually, gay love needs to be tested!"

"test?"

"Yes, generally speaking, we need to test each other's relationship for ten or eight years. If we can maintain a good relationship without seeing each other during this period, then it means that this relationship is real! If not, then it means that it is just a love affair, ignore it Forget it!"

"Really?" Homer pondered for a moment, "You make a lot of sense."

Seeing the back of the little white dragon flying away, Cook shed tears of sympathy for Anthony's future man.

The Middle Kingdom has experienced many things, the only constant is Homer’s unsatisfactory love affair. People often see the cute little white dragon lying on the city wall looking at the distance and missing his lover. If you get close, you will hear whispers : "There are still three years, I still like it."

Anthony, who had already run to the Southern Continent, sneezed, and smugly showed off to his companions: "It must be some handsome guy who misses my work in bed. Let's go together next time on vacation. Have you thought about where to go?"

"How about the Middle Kingdom?"

"no!"

"why?"

"No reason!"

A touch of pure white appeared in Anthony's mind, and he shivered involuntarily.

I can't go anyway!