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Russell has always been a very "serious" person, at least in front of Cecil. He always speaks in a weird way that others don't understand, which is completely different from Oakes' approach of directly confronting him when he doesn't like it.

In fact, Cecil felt that Russell was a bit like Langdon, but he didn't dare say that to Langdon... just didn't dare.

Right now, Russell turned away from his "serious" appearance, with a mean smile on his face: "O'Casey, why didn't you tell me that you have a colleague here? We haven't seen the holy knights for a long time, hey, your pectoral muscles It's really developed!"

Russell came with his roommate, and the expressionless roommate followed up cleverly: "Aren't my chest muscles underdeveloped? My dear, you are too ruthless."

"You're also very developed!" Russell put his roommate's shoulders, "However, this guy not only has well-developed chest muscles, but also has a very raised butt. Oh, sorry, can't you say butt? Should you say buttocks? This little brother's buttocks are also very upturned, look at the curvature, tsk tsk."

The roommate licked his lower lip, tilted his head and looked at it for a long time: "It's really cute, handsome guy, why don't you come to my room to discuss how to punish Ao... Cough, punish bad boys who don't obey the rules?"

At this time, the face of the paladin who took the initiative to find trouble turned from red to gray, and he dared not speak out. It took a long time before he could say: "I swear, one day..."

"Are you going to punish me?" Russell rolled his eyes deliberately, "Oh yeah, baby, come and punish me now, come on—"

Cecil was also blinking desperately, because it was too hot. At this moment, he couldn't help but sympathize with the paladin.O'Casey looked up at the ceiling, extremely focused, obviously helpless.

At this time, there was a noisy sound, and a group of guests dressed as paladins rushed in. The molested paladin seemed to have found reinforcements, and said loudly: "Gentlemen, look, I found O—"

This sentence didn't finish at all. The new paladin's face changed when he saw Russell, and he rushed forward to grab his companion and hurried away without even dropping a word. It can be called a waste While fleeing, someone covered the paladin's mouth, as if afraid that he would say another word.

As soon as the paladins left, there were only two or three kittens left in the huge dining room. The breakfast was in the form of a buffet, and the dishes were magic bread cut into various shapes.Cecil, who was crying at the magic bread, took a piece of bunny-shaped bread and found a place at random, and started a conversation: "These paladins didn't intend to stay in a hotel with us, did they?"

"Not necessarily, I didn't meet last year." Russell lost the slickness just now and returned to his usual appearance, "Because our two knight orders have the same style of booking hotels, we often meet each other. We met each other the year before last, but it seems that we haven’t met each other for two years.”

Cecil took a bite of the bread, which was so bad that he could hardly chew it, and had to talk down the pain: "What style?"

"It looks very high-end, it looks terrible, and it must be very cheap," Russell said.

Cecil: "..."

"For example, this year, have you been to the pond on the top floor?" Russell tore off the rabbit's head and stuffed it into his mouth without changing his expression. "I don't know who designed that thing. The entrance is actually at the bottom of the pond. When you open the door, the water will fall violently. You have to brave the flood to rush in, and then hold your breath to float to the surface. In order to close the door, the hotel actually hired a strong man, and the room below the entrance will be flooded. The hotel was reluctant to hire a water magician, so they dug a hole in the wall to drain the accumulated water, it didn’t make sense, compared to your stuff, it’s much more reasonable.”

Cecil: "..."

"Anyway, generally speaking, there are only a few similar hotels in a city, so it's easy to come across." Russell stuffed the rabbit's body into his mouth, and couldn't help frowning slightly while chewing, "This is too unpalatable." gone."

"High cost performance." Cecil kneaded the bread into a ball and stuffed it down his throat, so as not to suffer from the taste.

"That's a good word," Russell said.

The two chatted while eating, and O'Casey just sat and ate without saying a word.

Cecil looked at the straightened paladin who was sitting like a dummy, and asked curiously, "Is it forbidden to fight in this city?"

"There is no such statement, but if you rush into the street and throw a magic missile, you will definitely be caught." Russell said, "Why do you ask?"

"The paladin was so angry that he didn't do anything."

"Because..." Russell quickly glanced at O'Casey, "Well, there was indeed a fight between our two regiments. In the beginning, everyone used fists and swords to resolve disputes. Both sides won and lost, and there were casualties But this is not the solution to the problem. Therefore, the high-level leaders of both parties held a small meeting and discussed that the paladins will not fight with the gay knights outside because of O'Casey. This matter is sponsored by the Holy Knights Alliance The top brass has to figure it out, and accordingly, we're not going to hype the details of the relationship between O'Casey and Moyer."

Cecil: "..."

"I won't write the relationship between the two of you as a novel and sell it again." Russell made a grimace, "By the way, this novel is quite popular and has sold tens of thousands of copies."

Cecil: "..."

You really know how to play.

"The League of Holy Knights is much easier to deal with than the gang of love, love, love, king, Daoji. Believe me, if you praise their figure, they will run away in fright." Russell said with a smile, "Love, love, love, king, Daoji It's unreasonable to go to the death group to deal with black hands as soon as you come up."

O'Casey put down his drinking cup heavily, stood up and left without saying a word.

"Is it okay for you to say that?" Cecil asked doubtfully.

"Which rule did I violate?" Russell shrugged his shoulders, then sighed, "This magic bread is too bad, and we'll have to eat it for a week, it's terrible."

Three days of preparation time and seven days of magic expo, exactly one week.

This time it was Cecil's turn to be proud: "Look, what I cook is for people to eat."

"So, can we eat the merchandise we're selling?"

"No."

Russell snorted, "Let me tell you, Langdon has had 320 ex-lovers."

Cecil said angrily, "How did you get such a specific number?"

"Anyway, he has, so he won't tell you."

Russell glared at Cecil, got up and left, leaving Cecil sitting in the restaurant alone, feeling the sour taste of magic bread coming out of his stomach.

The ingredients are preserved by magic, and this cost is necessary. Cecil also thought about purchasing some in Arge. For example, sugar is definitely needed. He has already purchased all the stocks in Toto Port. Meaningless, Toto Port is likely to come to Yarji to purchase goods, so it is better to buy directly from the first-hand dealer, saving the middleman to make the difference.

In three days, Cecil and Langdon visited more than half of the city, bought sugar, high-gluten flour—I don’t know if it was high-gluten flour, anyway, the boss claimed that the bread made from his flour was as hard as weapons, and vegetables, Almost everything you need is there.

Cecil searched for beans. He didn’t find soybeans but found chickpeas, which look a bit like pistachios and are relatively round. It is said that local ordinary people often use this to cook and eat. He bought some and wanted to try making tofu when he returned to the city. And soy sauce, I just don't know what to make, after all, I haven't tried it before time travel.

The most important discovery is chicken. Fortunately, this is still the main ingredient for ordinary people. Even mages occasionally kill a chicken to taste the taste. Of course, the chicken they eat must be seasoned with magic.

Cecil didn't find a pig. When people asked, they knew there was such an animal, but no one raised it. The main reason was that it was not castrated and the taste was too strong. Those who could afford it hated it. If they couldn't afford it, they couldn't even catch it. The fighting power is still very strong.

Surprisingly, Yar and the locals eat rabbits, and it can be seen from the fact that the magic bread is made into a rabbit shape. There are also many ways to sell rabbits. Cecil directly ordered hundreds of rabbit legs and moved back to the hotel happily. up.

Unfortunately, there is still no wine that Cecil was looking forward to, neither ordinary wine nor cooking wine. Spices are used to deodorize the food. Looking at those wriggling things in the wooden box makes one lose one's appetite. Is there any magic wine? , but there is no taste of wine at all, just drinking can make people drunk.

Cecil was very puzzled and said: "What's the point of that? Isn't there any wine that can make people very excited and excited after drinking it? That magical wine just drank me to pieces!" His alcohol capacity is not enough It was bad, but he was still impressed by the glass of magic wine from the former city lord Biers.

"Yes, banned drugs," Langdon said.

Cecil asked suspiciously: "What kind of banned drug?"

"Eating it will make you excited and full of energy. Students in magic schools often use it before exams." Langdon said frankly.

"Is this thing addictive?" Cecil asked cautiously.

"Yes, so after eating, you need to use healing magic to remove the side effects." Langdon said, "There is a drug store in Algier, do you want to see it?"

When Cecil saw the prohibited drug store named "Get Up", he had to admit that there were still many things he didn't understand in this world. When the suspicious person stopped him, he heard even more incomprehensible words.

"Sir, do you want a hot bath? Make sure it's hot enough to take off your whole body. There are also beautiful massage girls, you can have all the orcs you want, Mr. Bao is satisfied!" The man quickly looked at Cecil, "Like you Yes, the massage girls are willing to pay for it!"

Cecil: "..."

Langdon hugged Cecil: "Thank you, we don't need this."

The man's eyes flicked between Cecil and Langdon: "We also provide 3P services!"

Cecil: "..."

Langdon smiled and said, "Are there any Green Bank elves?"

"No, goodbye!" The man oiled the soles of his feet as if he had seen a ghost.

Cecil didn't know, so he said authentically: "What's wrong with the Green Bank elf?"

"The top monopoly in life magic, with a particularly strong sense of morality, especially the concept of love, 100% of those who have green bank elves who sell their bodies are under control. Kill everything including civilization." Langdon said, "This is not the first time they have done this, and no matter how powerful the opponent is, they dare to attack, even if half of the population dies. The Green Bank elves are different from the Highgarden elves. It's very cruel, you'd better be polite when you meet in the future."

Cecil felt that it was normal for the world to have only human paintings left.

On the eve of the exposition, Cecil mobilized all the knights to help, marinating rabbit legs, skewering beef, mutton and chicken, kneading flour, washing seafood, cooking soup, and chopping mushrooms. Everything needed manpower.This time he brought a lot of seafood, which was the first batch of goods sent by Serling's overseas fishing team. When he heard that he was going to Tanbunita to earn magic coins, the Serling people immediately "generously" gave up a lot of goods , and he promised to give the Serin people a share after returning.

"I think I should be able to make a lot of money. After all, even if the four-wheeled carriage is reduced by a tenth, it still has a pretty good price, and the market is huge." Russell said while prying oysters, "One nitta can always be sold Let's go."

"The carriage doesn't sell magic coins, it only accepts ordinary money." Cecil was busy with oil, and he couldn't take time off if he didn't have enough staff, not to mention that others were not as good at flour as he was. Sell ​​magic coins."

A group of people looked up.

"Why?" Langdon asked on behalf of everyone.

Cecil slammed the noodles onto the wooden table and said confidently, "This is what I want."

The opening ceremony of the "World Magic Expo" was sunny and not hot at all, and the breeze was refreshing.There was a special venue for the expo, and the Gay Knights drove the carriage and saw various things along the way, such as green things like sea urchins, with legs that could walk, and ghostly, ethereal puffs of air.

Cecil didn't recognize what it was for until he couldn't see it.

And the paladins, as soon as the two sides came out of the hotel, they immediately decided the "winner": the paladins' expressions changed, and they dragged each other and quickly slipped away.

"What are their exhibits?" Cecil asked strangely, "I didn't bring anything."

"Battle of the Holy Light, a very basic display of magic." Langdon said.

"...is this every year?"

"Correct."

"what sense?"

"Every year, there will be some changes in the pattern of the Holy Light Battle Formation."

"What did we show before?"

"Collective magic show."

"what sense?"

"The pattern will change."

"..."

So, the two sides are actually pretty much the same.

Cecil didn't dare to say that.

The meeting place is in a transparent square mask, which is wind-resistant, earthquake-resistant, constant-temperature resistant and resistant to attacking magic above level [-], and the inside and the outside cannot communicate with each other.

Cecil knows that this is not easy in magic. It seems that the shape of magic naturally tends to be round, which is more perfect and more resistant to pressure. Squares and triangles are all rejected by magic. It is Tanbuni who deliberately made a square Part of the tower showing strength.

Before entering the venue, a mage inspected the entrants. Unlike Cecil's imagination, the mage just waved at the convoy and the inspection was over. After that, all vehicles were stamped with a stamp floating on the surface, so that they could pass mask.

"Don't people cover it?" Cecil sat in the driver's seat, with Langdon next to him. Before coming, everyone had a sudden training in driving skills. He learned well, but everyone agreed that he was a troublemaker, and someone had to keep an eye on him. , so Langdon accompanied him even when driving, an arrangement he would never refuse no matter what.

"The mask will directly check people, and it is not allowed to bring any items with a risk of explosion. People detect emotions." Langdon said, "It is difficult for someone to remain calm before preparing for an attack. If someone with masked emotions is detected Magic is also forbidden to enter. It is useless to check the convoy, and there are many spectators.”

As far as the eye can see, there is no problem at all for people entering and exiting the mask, and no one has been stopped yet. It seems that the security measures here are widely publicized.

Gay Knights got a very delicate location, very close to the main booth of Tambunita, but it is a corner, and it is easy to be overlooked in terms of the flow of people, and the booths on both sides are very luxurious—By the way, Ceci I still don't understand what the twisted and moving thing in the booth on the left is for - but this does not prevent this booth from attracting attention, after all, it is big!

"Do we... need money for the booth?" Cecil asked.

"No." Langdon said, "Travel expenses and accommodation are at your own expense. If you sign up in advance, you don't need money for the rest."

"Then who arranged this location?" Cecil looked around, feeling more and more subtle about his booth, if not, it was close to the entrance after all, if not, it seemed to be suppressed again.

"Of course it's the organizer." Langdon realized something, and answered Cecil's question directly, "The king of Tanbunita does have a cavalier, but he has been in the court for too short a time, so it probably hasn't played a role yet."

Cecil nodded: "Then our sale of carriages has nothing to do with Tambunita?"

"Don't worry, Tambunita doesn't do carriage business." Langdon said with a smile, "Sell it boldly."

As the sun rose and the flow of people increased, Cecil specially asked the knights to prepare several food-related magics, such as ice making, instant heating, etc., just looking forward to this moment.

There were only three carriages in the main venue, and the others drove to various places in the city. During the fair, there were many vendors from all over the world. After reporting, they can legally operate for a short time.The six carriages of the Gay Knights obtained the temporary licenses very smoothly. The main reason is that the four-wheeled carriages themselves represent a certain strength, and the staff in charge stamped them in a friendly manner.

The carriage compartment has been remodeled a long time ago. A horizontal window was opened on the body. There are all kinds of barbecue tools and smoke exhaust pipes. The cover of the venue will automatically purify the air, which is perfect and easy.

Near noon, Cecil moved out a large barbecue made of hardwood. The charcoal had already been lit, and he sprinkled pepper and salt generously while grilling. go out.

"Is this a new type of magic food?" The first guest looked very young, with a fair face, and slightly long hair, which was carefully tied into a bunch and tied behind his head, without even a single strand of hair falling out. "It smells so good."

"It's not magic food, but there is a master healer who guarantees you won't get sick!" Cecil has already practiced the localized sales pitch, "The Gay Knights guarantee taste and health with integrity! Besides, look at this carriage, it's four-wheeled! "

The young man immediately put down his guard, and asked while swallowing, "How did you sell it?"

"[-] nita." The smallest unit of magic coin is one, but there is a huge difference between ordinary coins and magic coins. In many cases, magic coins will be split and used. There are milk tea, clear tea and beef soup, and grilled seafood has different prices, you can check the price list."

This price will make Mrs. Klass faint, it is too expensive.

The young man didn't care at all, and took out a Nita from somewhere in his clothes: "One skewer of each kind, and give me a drink, which one do you recommend?"

"What flavor do you like? Stronger or lighter?"

"It's thick."

"Then I recommend milk tea."

As the two of them asked and answered, more and more people were waiting, and a group gathered at the corner. The people outside actually didn't know what happened, and after asking around, they got all kinds of strange answers.

"Sell skewers."

"Sell people."

"It seems to be selling swords that can string people together."

"The sword that can be strung on automatically seems to be some kind of spiritual magic."

The idea of ​​spiritual magic has been highly recognized. Many children who grew up eating magic bread didn't understand why they came here and stopped unconsciously, smelling this strange smell.

Cecil really did an experiment, and asked Mrs. Xiangqi to find a young man who had only eaten magic food in his life to experiment with the charm of barbecue.It turns out that nothing can erase the instinct of flesh and blood to crave protein and fat.

Cecil was sweating profusely from work. Fifteen people were not enough, let alone there were only nine people here. There were six people in the other six cars in the city. I don’t know what happened to them, but here, one person cooks , One person collects the money, and the other person delivers the goods. They are as busy as a spinning top and can't stop.

It wasn't until lunch time that the crowd gradually decreased, and the dishes were almost sold out. Milk tea and clear tea received mixed reviews. Some people liked it very much, while some people yelled "grass water" after taking a sip. However, grilled skewers and grilled seafood are unanimously praised.

"What the hell is this!" A man whose lips were burned red said painfully, "It's obviously a stone on the beach by the sea, why is it so delicious!"

"Don't your lips hurt?" The woman walking with her frowned and asked, holding a wooden cup of milk tea in her hand.

"It hurts, but I can't stop!" The man sucked the soup from the oyster shell into his mouth and let out a strange cry, it seemed that his tongue was seriously injured, "But this feeling is irresistible at all, you should try it! "

"I don't want to eat rocks." The woman said angrily, "Tea is better. I've heard of this drink in other places. It is said that drinking it can not only refresh you, but also make your skin firm."

This kind of propaganda, don't think it must be spread by Mrs. Xiangqi.

"Girl's food." The man said disdainfully, "Men should eat rocks!"

The woman snapped back without hesitation: "Bah! Barbarians don't even eat stones!"

Cecil listened to all kinds of comments with satisfaction. The dishes in his car were sold out, and after putting up the sign, he could finally breathe a sigh of relief, and he also welcomed the "real guest" he had been looking forward to.

A middle-aged man stood in front of the car and observed it for a while, then came over and knocked on the window, and asked, "Good afternoon, I heard that this car is for sale?"