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Guanghan doesn't like self-introduction very much, every time he finished saying his name, the other party always gave an expression of "what's next", and some people even joked "there is another Gongzi".

This time, there is no such trouble. The visitor is floating in the air, with a translucent body. As soon as he comes up, he throws out the main point: "Do you want to come to my world, alien?"

Guanghan is currently in front of the condominium cabinet in the supermarket, pinching his fingers on the words Durex ultra-thin spiral, and there is no one around, and the big face of this "ghost" who suddenly appeared is less than five centimeters away from the tip of his nose, basically They are in a state of "I am in you, and you are in me".

He looked around, quickly ruled out factors such as reality shows, pranks, etc., defined the emergency as "stressful psychosis", and walked calmly towards the checkout counter of the supermarket.

"Don't you want to? It's impossible!" Ghost followed Guanghan tirelessly, unable to stop thinking, "Aren't you worried about whether you want to sleep with a man? My search range is from ten to 90 years old, with strong hair , A virgin who is worrying about whether to mate with a man, there is no way he can be wrong!"

You fucking wait for me!

The search range of 90 to 27 years old is fine, even if you are a virgin, why is there such a filter condition as hairy?Is baldness unworthy of love?Besides, I'm still a [-]-year-old man, and I've had a serious girlfriend, thank you!

The ghost didn't notice Guanghan's complaints at all, and kept persuading: "Come on, why don't you come? This is the desire in your heart, don't you think I completely meet your expectations? Look at me, mortal!" "

Since it was a crowded supermarket, Guanghan had to squint his eyes to look at it. After a few seconds, he admitted that the ghost was right. A man who looked like an ancient Greek statue couldn’t be called ugly anyway. , it should be said that this product is too beautiful, it is not human at all.

"Come on, mortals, as long as you have a thought, you can obtain a world that completely matches your heart's desire, and your greatest desire will be realized immediately!" The ghost is selling hard, "Just a thought! A movement, a movement !"

Accompanied by the brain-piercing magic sound, Guang Han walked through the frozen area, fresh food area, instant noodle area, and seasoning area. When he was about to reach the checkout counter, he finally couldn't take it anymore. He lowered his head and whispered: "Move..."

Guanghan originally wanted to scold "Move your sister, move", but the ghost stared too closely, and immediately shouted excitedly when the word "Move" just came out: "I will make your wish come true, come on!"

Guanghan felt a pain in the base of his thigh, as if he had bumped into something hard, and unconsciously leaned forward with his upper body, he stretched out his hand reflexively, and was supporting the tabletop——the tabletop?He lowered his head and saw the clear, oily wooden stake under his palm and a piece of parchment, lines of words were emerging on the parchment, and the fingers holding the paper were slender and rough——

This is not his hand, and this is not his room.

This is not the world he lives in. After all, there is absolutely no parchment on the earth that can automatically surface words.

Having said that, Guanghan has never seen such a thing as parchment in his short 27 years of life, and he can recognize it thanks to the pursuit of excellence in graphic art effects by major game manufacturers.

There is no notice, no special effects, Guanghan has crossed.

What kind of effect will my supermarket show?Did I disappear out of thin air?Ah, I also bought a very delicious sauce...

With such thoughts in mind, Guang Han didn't even have time to feel sad, because he had to read the parchment quickly, and the first line of writing almost disappeared.

【Visitor from another world, welcome, you came to this world to satisfy your greatest desire, this will be the right choice! 】

This line of writing is very strange, it is not Chinese, but I can understand it.

Guanghan looked around and saw a mud house that was so simple and horrible, yes, a mud house, not bricks or even stones, but a house made of mud, full of disgusting fishy smell, he didn't want to guess what it was The smell of something.

A hole in the wall is a window. There are no window edges, glass or paper at all. Only one hole can’t be made into a regular shape. This is the only light source in the room, and the other hole connected to the ground is probably the door. It is bright and sunny outside, but the room is not only dark but also damp and dreary.

There is a bed or it can’t be called a bed. A few wooden frames are built into a rectangle and covered with a thick layer of straw. The feeling of sleeping on it is definitely not very good. Things are crawling.

No, I don't want to sleep at all!

He lowered his head, what he was wearing couldn't be called clothes, it should be called a piece of linen with a strip of cloth tied in the middle of his waist, the modern linen is only a little bit see through, the linen on his body is almost rough linen that has been rubbed casually The rope is woven randomly, and the final product is similar to a fishing net.

No, I don't want to wear them at all!

Guanghan recalled the tone of "Ghost", of course it was Chinese in his ears, but the tone and words were subtly foreign, probably "Oh, you nasty groundhog" and "Zhuziganer" There is a big difference, but right now this house doesn’t look like a European and American style—isn’t the European and American style a stone?

It seems that ordinary people also live in stone houses!

At this moment, Guanghan has not realized the hardships and hardships he will face. He is eager to understand the world. Through the parchment in his hand, the "ghost" is undoubtedly the chief culprit who summoned him to cross. He is a considerate person. An instruction manual was left behind—the instruction manual that didn’t leave an instruction manual, he didn’t know how to use it!

There was only one piece of parchment. Guanghan folded the paper back and forth, but it was flexible and strong. After the welcome words disappeared, there were no new words. He couldn't help feeling a little impatient, and searched for a long time in the bare house. Finally, his eyes fell on the pen on the table.

It should be a pen, after all, it's a straight one - that's right, it's just a straight piece of wood, there is no such thing as a metal nib, and there is a bald one on the other side of the pen - wood.

Guanghan held the pen and hesitated for a moment, but couldn't find anything else. The only difference between all the furniture in the whole house and the primitive people was the parchment with automatic characters.

There is magic... at least there is magic, right?

While muttering these words in his mind, Guang Han "wrote" a line on the parchment: 【Who are you? 】

Soon, fonts appeared on the parchment one by one, confirming that this thing has a basic question-and-answer function.

【Cecile Anton Abyto Mir Renner...】

The name is written in three full lines and is not finished.

Guang Han hurriedly drew a line on the paper: Alright, I understand.

The name didn't stop, and after four lines of writing, it finally finished. Guanghan decided to shorten the long name to "Cecil" within a second.

Another line of writing was displayed on the parchment: [Now that you know, why ask? 】

It seems that this parchment has a keyword search function, which is surprisingly advanced.

After Guanghan, or Cecil complained, he continued to write another question: [Why did you ask me to come here? 】He revised the statement about time travel, maybe the people here don’t understand.

This sentence correctly triggered the keyword, and writing began to appear on the parchment, but it was not the answer Cecil was expecting.

[I like boobs. 】

Cecil:?

【Boobs are my life. 】

Cecil:? ?

[Boobs are the meaning of my life. 】

Cecil:? ? ?

What follows is a whole page about indescribable love, describing in detail how the original owner of the name "Cecile" loved the indescribable and pursued the indescribable since childhood. However, this passionate indescribable The description comes to a screeching halt at the occurrence of a noun.

[When I got into 'Knights of the Gays', my liking for tits ended. 】

Cecil: ...

He's not surprised by any words at all now, it's just "fag", what's the fuss about.

[Maybe you don't quite understand the word 'gay guy', after all, what you see is your native language, I don't know if this word has a proper translation in your language, roughly speaking, it means a man mating with a man, to me It's just too evil and dirty to say it's going to pollute my love for tits.However, I am obliged to tell you that the 'Knights of Gays' is a prestigious and long-established knight order with a glorious history and a hated 'law of wills', oh my God!This is hell for me! 】

Isn't it true, for a person who loves so much that it is indescribable-so passionate that he abandons his physical body and takes the initiative to travel through it, of course it is torture to enter a group of homosexuals.

Cecil really wanted to ask what the "Laws of Wills" were, but it was useless to write now, the previous experience told him that this piece of paper would definitely display the answers prepared in advance before displaying the next answer.

[The members of the Knights must love each other, my God, I can't help but cry all night when I think that I can only rely on the hard chest muscles of men from now on!Because of the above reasons, I urgently need a visitor from another world who loves men to replace me. Sorry, I can't agree with this kind of evil hobby!Based on the principle of conservation of matter, even a gram of soul must be completely equal, so I found you in many other worlds, and this is the reason why you came here to become Cecil!Bravely face the new world, visitor from another world, your desire can be most satisfied here, I wish you good luck! 】

Cecil felt that it would be better not to ask anything, and simply thought that the time travel was fine, because "titty" and "gay" time travel, this kind of life almost made him cry.

[What is the 'law of the will'? ] Cecil asked tearfully.