When I come back soon, I will become the actor

The banquet lights were red, almost reddening half the sky.

During the period from the Spring Festival to the May Day holiday, Yandeng's popularity index, social discussion index, and search index all dominate the star rankings.The number of Weibo fans has climbed from more than 2 million before to more than 600 million.

Half a month after the end of "School Uniform Turned into a Wedding Dress" he starred in, the total number of views successfully exceeded 45 billion.Not to mention that when one-third of the premiere aired, the advertisers who came to the door with money had already made two-thirds of the money they lost in "Breaking the Sky" back.The advertising space for subsequent broadcasts, and the purchase of broadcasting rights by Shangxing TV Station allowed Feng Li's family to earn back all the lost money, not to mention a lot of surplus.

The enthusiasm brought by the school uniform has not completely subsided, and the publicity of "Taste of China" has been overwhelming.

Compared with the shabby announcement of the school uniform at the beginning, the announcement of "Taste of China" is simply super generous. Not only does it have scrolling tidbits on the most golden time of its own video website, but it also releases various small tidbits from time to time to entertain the audience. audience appetite.

When the publicity was almost over, the first episode of "Taste of China" was aired at 8pm on a Friday night.

As a matter of course, the heat of the banquet lamp exploded.

Whether it's his cooking skills that can be called special effects, or his various skills, the audience thinks: I'm jio, watching this video on my knees is more able to express my inner piety.

Even after watching this variety show with their children, many parents opened their mouths and kept silent: You watch people's banquet lights, they are the same age as you, how many things do they know?I heard that he is still a student of a key high school, the kind who is particularly good at studying and ranks first all year round?Alas, they are all human, and they don't have an extra head, so how come they are so much stronger than you!

The children are also upset, they are so awesome, it is definitely not a level that can be achieved by hard work, okay?It's definitely because of the good genes given by my parents. This is an innate factor. You can't put me back and be born again, can you?Even if you do it all over again, you have to look at the genes of you and my parents, can you give birth to such a high-quality child?

The girls and the original banquet fans are much simpler: Come on, sisters, lick the screen first, then kneel the screen, let's follow the process.

After reading it, the girls cried and said, "Why is there such a perfect boy in the world! He is capable and handsome, and the most important thing is that he is super warm! Look at Lin Qingqing, who is so smart, my lamp can coax him Alright, calm down, this is so gentle that it makes one's heart melt!"

"Although in film and television dramas, a boy like Yan Deng is definitely the second male character. However, when watching the drama, the male protagonist Su does not mean that the boyfriend I want in reality is like the male protagonist. I What I want is Yan Deng, who is so considerate that you don't speak, he has already noticed all your little thoughts and moods, and arranges everything for you properly, so that you don't have any worries!"

The focus of the voice-activated lamp girl is quite strange.

Really, you can't blame them for thinking in a wrong way.

Obviously, in the introduction of the variety show, the names of the four guests did not say goodbye, but this person is almost like a non-staff guest, always appearing in the camera from time to time.They will definitely show up at dinner time every day, and they also go to the banquet lamp to help them greet guests and deliver meals.

An Li also pulled him and asked, "Are you coming here on time every day just to get some food?!"

In the end, the thank you speech was also very face-saving, not like in the interview with an empty expression, rejecting people thousands of miles away.He served dinner for the banquet lamp, and then replied: "No way, life is difficult, the price is too expensive, and I can only rely on selling labor to earn money to make ends meet."

In the eyes of other viewers, Xie Cisheng and Yan Deng are indeed a strong socialist brotherhood, just helping to serve meals and vegetables, much like a big brother taking care of a younger brother.

However, for cp fans who have a big brain hole and are used to picking sugar, the same style is sugar, and looking at each other is sex!From their point of view, rounding it up, their own voice-activated light cp has basically been married for many years, and the combination of old couples.

This sweetness, hey, squishy throat!

However, after the last battle, the CP fans are much quieter this time. They quietly made a lot of fan pictures, small videos, briefcases, etc., and circulated them to each other, but they never leaked out.

He still has to hide his identity as a CP fan, and puts on the skin of a banquet fan, and gives Amway everywhere: "Have you watched "Taste of China"? It's super beautiful, and every dish in it is definitely at the level of a top chef! Just go and see it. Many foreigners set up tents and line up at the entrance of the restaurant overnight in order to eat a meal made by Lantern, just to get the number earlier the next day! It’s inexplicable to watch. I am full of pride, and this show is super delicious!"

This is indeed not an exaggeration. Since the Chinese restaurant opened for a week, what kind of activity is there to give away a pair of blessings when you spend 38?Stop doing it!Why does the daily turnover have to exceed $500, otherwise you will be punished?nonexistent!

At the beginning, when customers flocked in, even the film crew was stunned. They were filming a show, not actually opening a store for business, right?

But, you can't drive out these white-skinned and dark-skinned foreigners, can you?You open a shop and people come in to eat, is there a problem?

No problem!

Therefore, this reality show, which originally wanted to be a star-studded reality show that tried to push each other, push each other, and finally reconcile, and realized that cooperation is the last word, had an inexplicable change in the middle of the second issue, and it became a reality show. This is a semi-documentary film of Chinese cuisine being kicked and kicked abroad, and the spread of Chinese food culture.

Oh, it's also a mistake, and it fits the theme of reporting to the higher authorities in order to pass the trial at the beginning of the reality show?

What made the program crew dumbfounded was that after the third episode was broadcast, this variety show was actually named and praised by the People's News Agency.The article said that it has well publicized the thousands of years of history of China, a great country, and the food culture accumulated in this history to the world outside the country. I like it.

The praised program groups were all helpless, and the PD even wailed in his heart: Is this different from what I thought at first? !In addition to being able to cut some tearing and explosive points at the beginning, there is nothing later.The so-called semi-documentary of Chinese food culture was forced to cut out, there is no way!Yandeng really treats this variety show as opening a restaurant!

This variety show also allowed Yandeng to have many middle-aged and elderly fans.

Their focus is on the writing, painting, oh, and carpentry work of the kid Yandeng.

A big man in the calligraphy and painting industry made some sad words about this: "This kid Yandeng definitely has a talent and aura in calligraphy and painting that ordinary people can't match! Look, he has learned too many things. What kind of martial arts? , What kind of cook, what kind of carpentry work! These have greatly distracted his energy and affected his progress in painting and calligraphy!"

He couldn't help wiping away his tears as he spoke, "He shouldn't be in the entertainment industry. The entertainment industry will destroy him and wear away his aura! He should abandon the fame and glitz brought to him by the entertainment industry, and sink into it." Set your mind down and study calligraphy and painting, I think that as long as he is willing to concentrate and study, within ten years, we will definitely have a world-class calligraphy and painting master in China!"

Not only the star-chasing girls in the entertainment industry are not happy to hear this, even the handicraft inheritors and chef masters are not happy to hear it.

What's the matter, you don't eat, I also said that Yan Deng is more suitable to be a chef. With his talent and current level, it doesn't take ten years, as long as he settles down and studies for three or four years, he will definitely be a world-class chef. !

The inheritors of handicrafts are still making trouble: Why is calligraphy and painting so powerful and so tall?Oh, we should be indiscriminate, is it a strange skill?Wake up, old man, the Qing Dynasty has been dead for more than 100 years.Are you still entertaining yourself with feudal chaff?Hehe, I feel that the child Yandeng has an absolute talent in the inheritance of classical handicrafts. If he cultivates it well for a year or two, he will definitely be a top-notch, world-class handicraft master!

Then, before the fans had time to refute the remarks about the big names in the painting and calligraphy circles blaming Yan Deng for being fascinated by the entertainment industry's fame, the big chefs and craftsmen here rolled up their sleeves and started a fight. Woke up.

The three-party melee, you come and go, citing scriptures, it's so lively.

So, the fans withdrew their feet from the edge of the scolding battle, and happily ate the melon with their arms in their arms.

Of course, as the banquet lights exploded, the number of his sunspots also increased day by day.

"Hehe, star-chasing girls, please stop being an idiot, okay? Yan Deng is an actor. I have carefully studied the video of his cooking. Although it was shot to the end, there are definitely traces of special effects. Hehe, no wonder I went to the United States to shoot , The special effects over there are of a high level. If it was done in China, the kind of spicy chicken and five cents special effects would be worn everywhere in less than 30 seconds."

"Oh, I don't know the price of group performances in the United States. I don't know how much they spend to invite these group performances to eat every day. Tsk, just pretend, what kind of national pride, I don't know how to be seen by foreigners When you come to this variety show, how will you laugh at it?"

"Yan Deng is said to be a senior in high school? Hehe, the students don't put their studies first, and they film movies and reality shows everywhere. This is a very bad example. It is simply teaching the young people in the country not to learn well and setting a very bad example for them. Make them feel that learning is useless, as long as they look good, they can go to the entertainment industry to make money, and they can make money easily while lying down. This is a very vicious value orientation, and it is recommended to ban Yandeng."

"Don't be embarrassing. You are not embarrassing. Everyone who listens to it will suffer from embarrassment, okay? This is a reality show, and there is a script. Do you understand? That is to say, the image shown by Yan Deng in it , Every word you say, everything you do is carefully designed by the program team to create a false image for you. Thanks to your true feelings, you don’t feel disgusted. I think Let's blow the staff behind the scenes who designed the script for the program group."

"Hahaha... Didn't there be a notice blowing the banquet light before, saying that he is some kind of academic god, has always maintained the number one age, and booked the provincial champion of the college entrance examination early? Dongqing Province, come and see your future provincial champion. Filming and going on variety shows, just not studying, □□not□□? It’s a blockbuster! Hahaha, waiting for the college entrance examination, to come to slap your face, it’s exciting to think about it.”

"Let's take a gamble, how many points can this surname Yan get in the college entrance examination? For a dime, I'll bet him 300 points."

"Hahaha, the one upstairs is too damaged. If that report card is true, even if he has been abandoned for more than half a year, he still has a foundation, right? Fifty cents, I bet him 350 points!"

"..."

"..."

Among these sunspots, there must be people from the opposite family who are playing the rhythm and splashing dirty water.However, such a situation also illustrates the fact that the banquet lights have become popular, and they have become popular in an incredible way and speed.

In this regard, Fang Sheng said that as long as there is no large-scale and well-founded splashing of black water, this group of sunspots will not be able to achieve anything, so let them go.

Now, what he needs to consider is whether to leave early, become an independent agent first, and sign a long-term contract with Yan Deng.

Since the banquet went viral, a lot of his information was also dug up by paparazzi reporters who penetrated every corner.Among them, Yan Deng and Fang Sheng signed an appointment with a temporary agent in a drama.

The superiors of the company originally asked him to dig Yandeng. At that time, he gave up this idea under the persuasion of Xie Cisheng, and even fooled the company back.

Now that this matter has exploded, and looking at the extent of Yan Deng's explosion, the upper management of the company, Fang Sheng, hates it to the bone, and it is almost the same.Oh, you said at the beginning that Yan Deng didn't want to sign with a company, and wanted to go to university first, and only after he had finished his studies would he consider signing a company for his official debut.As a result, you turned your head and quietly signed the temporary agent contract with people one by one.

What's the matter, Fang Sheng, your wings are hardened, you fooled the company, wooed the banquet lamp, and wanted to go out and do it alone?

The person he dug before sent a message, telling him to be careful, someone in the company became angry and planned to deal with Yan Deng.I don't know if there is any company involved in the growing black fans of the banquet lights during this period of time.

After much deliberation, Fang Sheng decided to go out and fly solo for a while, and just act as a manager for Yan Deng.

As for Xie Ci's voice, the backstage is tough. Even if the contract is more than a year away, the company will assign him another agent, and the agent will not dare to point fingers at Xie Ci's voice.

After figuring this out, Fang Sheng felt much more relaxed.He directly submitted the resignation report to the company. Although the above has not yet given a reply, it is estimated that it is too hairy. After he is approved, he is afraid that he will issue an order for the black banquet lamp.

"Hey, our company is small-minded enough. Business can't be benevolent and righteous. You said this is a trouble, a good company, because it didn't sign an artist and got meat, it became angry and wanted to deal with this artist. Tsk, say To be honest, with such a heart, it’s no wonder that it’s a big deal.”

Fang Sheng crossed his legs and said to Xie Cisheng: "Tell me, where was I so blind at the beginning, I thought this company was good, and I tricked you into signing it?"

Xie Cisheng applied medicated oil to the bruises on his body with a sad face, and he didn't respond to Fang Sheng's complaints.

He is bothered.

I don't know what's wrong, ever since Yan Deng acted like a baby with him that day, it's as if he broke some kind of cage, completely turned into a spoiled monster.Every day as soon as they meet, they will rush forward to act like a baby, either on the back or in the arms, hugging the neck, hugging the waist, even when watching a TV show that day, when talking about hugging the thigh, Yan Deng actually reached out and hugged him thighs!

That position is only half a slap away from the vital point!

Although being so close to my sweetheart, thank you is very enjoyable.

However, as I enjoyed it, I found that distress followed.

He is a man, a man in his prime, solo from mother to child, and still watching his sweetheart dangle in front of his eyes every day, the anger accumulated in the bottom of his heart is strong enough.Yan Deng always came to surprise him inadvertently, provoking him, and he got seriously angry in the past two days, his cheeks were swollen, and he also developed mouth ulcers.

I can't bear it any harder.

Every day, I can only take advantage of the banquet lamp to fall asleep, and quietly go to the bathroom to solve it by myself.

Every time after solving the sage time, he would always feel a strong sense of self-loathing when washing his hands. He felt that he was becoming more and more filthy and wretched.

Now Yan Deng really regards him as the closest person, the best brother.

What about him?

He is obsessed with the banquet lights all the time, his head is full of dirty thoughts, and every night in his dreams, he is like a pervert, dreaming in various fancy ways.

The most frightening thing was that that day he saw Yan Lan not wearing pajamas or a bathrobe after taking a shower, just wandering out with a small towel around the important parts.Seeing that his nasal cavity was hot, he rushed into the bathroom under the pretext of taking a bath, only to find that his nosebleeds were already dripping down.Xie Ci sounded a little scared and thumped the wall hard, thinking, if he came in a second or two later and let Yan Deng see his ugly appearance, even if Yan Deng was a fool, he would understand something.

In the end, he managed to flush the cold water twice, and finally calmed down.As usual, when I took the hair dryer to dry Yan Deng's hair, when I walked to the door, I found that the Yan Deng door was not closed properly, and there was still a gap.

Then, he heard a hoarse and sexy panting sound from inside.

Looking through the crack of the door, you can see the banquet lamp sitting by the bed, eyes half closed, half long black hair thrown up by him all over the top of his head, the light from the dim bedside lamp allows him to clearly see Seeing every inch of Yan Deng's face, joy mixed with slight pain and impatience.

Just a little bit, just a little bit away, the voice of thanking him was controlled by Yu Wang, and he was about to break into the door.

Just when he put his hands on the door panel, the cool touch of the door panel made him regain a little bit of reason.

Relying on this bit of reason, he moved back to his room with difficulty.

After that day, he didn't even dare to look at the banquet lights all day, for fear that if he was not careful, he would do something wrong that he couldn't have predicted.

Painful?

pain!

Every moment, even every minute, every second, he was trying to suppress his growing love.This is simply the most terrible punishment for a man, and it is also the toughest test of his self-control.

In order not to have extra energy to think about these things, he even took the initiative to ask the master of Dou's class to give him extra homework, and he would not stop until his clothes were soaked in sweat every day.

However, this pain is mixed with more sweetness.

Every repression represents the intimacy from the banquet lamp, which makes him want to stop, and he can't afford to refuse the intimacy of the mind at all.

It's like a cup of dove wine mixed with honey, under the sweet taste is a heart-piercing poison.However, it was from Yan Deng, so he couldn't refuse it, and he didn't want to refuse it at all.

One day, when Yan Deng has a girlfriend, wife and children, he must return to the position of friend's elder brother, and use the most stringent morality to firmly restrain this dirty mind, so that he can never show his head again.

The thank-you speech is painful and sweet, and so is the banquet lantern.

This bittersweet one, though, for a different reason.

Ever since the confession that day, Yan Deng has been numb. What does brother Xie mean?I scratched my head and scratched my head thinking about it, but I didn't think of a result.

He once thought about whether he should ask again, but he was afraid of scaring the voice of thanks.He knew it, although Brother Xie always looked calm and reliable, in fact, there was a cute little princess living in this person's heart, who was sticky and ignorant, and was particularly shy and timid.

I asked carelessly, what if I scare Brother Xie?

So, Yandeng thought he was smart enough to register an account on an emotional forum, and went there to ask for help.

According to the ideas given to him by these people, it is better to be more intimate than clingy and intimate, to see if the other party will be shy and moved.If you are shy and moved, then there is more than [-]% chance of success, it is recommended to confess slowly.If the other party shows some repulsion and disgust, then sorry, the other party is a straight man through and through, with a bit of moral integrity, so don't try to break the straight man.

Tried the lantern.

Then, I was even more confused.

He knew Brother Xie, that person was particularly shy, and when he gave him a piece of candy back then, seeing him drinking like crazy, he could make the ears of this person turn agate-colored.As a result, no matter whether he threw himself on his neck, rubbed his back, or hugged his waist and thighs, everyone would say: Oh, my little banquet lamp is really sticky and cute.Okay, okay, I'm an older brother, so I should pamper you, hey, give you a hug, give you a hug.

Oh, as for blushing, it doesn't exist.

It's as warm as a father pampering his son, making Yan Deng feel like a super pervert!

This Nima...

However, Brother Xie didn't show the slightest bit of disgust and rejection, did he?

Even when he hugged his thigh that time, he deliberately hugged it a little bit, and almost touched brother Xie's vital part, but he just raised his hand and gently rubbed the hair on the top of his head, and then continued to watch the analysis of martial arts movements picture.

Yan Deng, who failed in the First World War, went back to his altar friend for help.

This time, this group of people came up with a more exciting idea for Yan Deng: Men are all visual animals, and they are all carnivorous.You make a mask, take care of yourself, and then come to a beautiful woman to take a bath, remember not to wear too much, it is best to wear a small towel, that's all.Go and see what attitude he will have.

This... is simply shameful!

However, Yan Deng gritted his teeth, in order to test Brother Xie's mind without hurting the relationship between the two, this kind of shame is nothing.

It's done!

The results of it……

The beauty on his side came out of the bath, and even used the drops of water that fell from his body as props.

When Brother Xie saw him coming out like this, his eyes widened in shock, and he hurried to the bedroom to get him a bathrobe to put on, and reprimanded him a little angrily: "I didn't turn on the air conditioner, and the room temperature is at most [-]% now. Once or twice, you just came out like this, what should you do if you catch a cold? After you take a bath, you forget to bring your clothes. If you call me, I will send it in for you. Don’t let it hang out like this again, be obedient!”

"..."

This kind of tone of father reprimanding his naughty son completely dispelled Yan Deng's idea of ​​trying to make a show of his head. He had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his chest, and felt as if he had eaten a large piece of dry steamed bun, and he couldn't swallow it or spit it out. Hurry up Choked to death!

The banquet lamp who failed in World War II wore the bathrobe put on him by the voice of thanks, with a towel on his head, and returned to the room with murderous steps.

He feels that repeated defeats and repeated battles are a good character, and he must not just admit defeat!

After hearing what happened to him this time, the friends in the altar first gloated, and most of them were already persuading him, saying that the person he likes is definitely a straight man of steel, and he is the kind of straight man who is full of fatherly love. Think about it, it's useless, give up.

The Yandeng who was caught three times said that he would never admit defeat.

In addition to sympathizing with him, some of the altar friends also offered sincere advice.

They let him be a trap to seduce the person they like to come, when he comes, fuck!

"..."

This section is so fucked up that I can't even see it.

Yan Deng hesitated for a while, but decided to listen to the friends in the altar and fight again!

So, he remembered that he didn't like to brush and blow-dry his hair, and Brother Xie was afraid that he would get a headache if he slept with his wet hair on his head.I don't know how many times I told him about this, but later I saw that the persuasion was ineffective, so I went to the battle by myself, every time after taking a bath, brother Xie would come to blow his hair.

OK!

Yan Deng pricked up his ears, listening to Brother Xie taking a bath, listening, suddenly remembered the, um, literary work that he saw on the plane that day.I couldn't help fantasizing in my mind.

Well, brother Xie has a great figure, and his capital is also...

Originally, I was thinking of pretending for a while, making a play or something.Unexpectedly, eavesdropping on someone taking a bath gave me the urge to eavesdrop.

But he gritted his teeth and endured, he must wait until brother Xie came over with the hair dryer before he started it.

The results of it……

Yan Deng wanted to swear.

He was half-truth inside, and when Brother Xie put his hand on the door, he must have heard what he was doing.

As a result, he sighed and left quietly.Oh, she was very considerate before leaving, and carefully closed the door for him.

He didn't look embarrassed the next day either, as if he didn't see anything last night.

This kind of situation is about like a father with a teenage son. One night, when he was delivering something to his son, he found that his son was watching a love action blockbuster in the bedroom and doing something.On the one hand, he was gratified that his son had grown up, on the other hand, he was worried about his adolescent son's self-esteem, and quietly helped him close the door and leave.

The next day it was like pretending nothing happened.

Kenima was considerate.

fall!

Yan Dengqi buried himself in the quilt, howled silently a few times, and then beat the pillow.

Is this kind of caring what I want?

Yan Deng, who failed in the three battles, no longer wants to go to the forum anymore. He really wants to go back to the past and beat himself who wanted to befriend Brother Xie severely. It would be best to beat him half to death.

It's all your crow's mouth, crow's mouth, crow's mouth! ! !

It’s hard to say what to say. Look, it’s really closer than worshiping a man. It feels like a single father raising a son. Are you satisfied? !

Yandeng, who has been defeated repeatedly, doesn't want to have any more showy operations recently. He feels that his heart has been hurt and wants to take it easy.Wait until he has fully recharged his battery and replenished his fighting spirit, then try to continue fighting.

After recording the show, Yan Deng came back with downcast eyes, and saw Xie Cisheng's expression was extremely serious, even to the point of being a little cold.

His heart skipped a beat.

No, it wouldn't be those stupid things that I did, and brother Xie finally found out the intention behind it, planned to confess to him, and then broke up, right? !

The author has something to say: I'm sorry, Deng, puff hahahaha