Six Worlds Small Hotel [System]

Yan Yixian was on tenterhooks for a while, really couldn't figure out what the missing corner could do, and was so restless that he felt chest tightness and shortness of breath.

Li Hangzhi and Kuiqing were very sticky during this period, but he also noticed that Yan Yixian didn't seem to be in a very beautiful mood, so he went to give him some advice in his spare time.

Yan Yixian asked inexplicably: "Traveling? Going abroad? Isn't this the way you originally planned to deal with that dead fish?"

"How can it be the same?" Li Hangzhi said while carefully comparing the brochures of the major travel agencies, "The ones reported to Mozun are all poor tour groups, and the ones reported to you must be luxury packages."

"...not going." Ghost King lacked interest, "I need to find some kind of fun that can fill my emptiness, so is there any decent entertainment in the world!"

Yan Yixian bared a row of fine, clean and white teeth, "Otherwise I would go out and harm the Pacific Ocean."

"What harm?"

"Turn the river and the sea."

"..."

Fearing that this fish might do something out of the ordinary, Li Hangzhi racked his brains and finally came up with a brilliant idea.

The next day, he took the pocket of the God of Wealth, bought a few computers with high-end configuration, and then taught Qi Yixian how to eat chicken, but because the rules and operation were too difficult, the King of Ghosts said he couldn't understand it, and sneered at this online game that is popular all over the world. .But the small human technology really caught his attention, and he was addicted to the Internet all of a sudden and couldn't extricate himself.

The charm of spiritual opium is terrible, and Yan Yixian fell in love with a small game - big fish eat small fish.

Qian Ling is also obsessed with eating snakes, because he enjoys the process of the snake getting longer and longer.

Kuiqing dismissed this, feeling that they were very embarrassing for the inhumans. He was not very interested in the so-called high technology, and only stuck to Li Hangzhi wholeheartedly.

Generally speaking, Li Hangzhi is still very pampering, kissing him whenever he wants, hugging him whenever he wants, very cooperative, but Kui Qing always feels that there is something shortcoming.

I kissed and hugged, but there was always enthusiasm in my chest and nowhere to vent it.

He once asked Li Hangzhi: "Is there any follow-up to these things?"

Li Hangzhi pretended to be stupid with swollen lips: "Just... that's it? Everyone is like this..."

"Really?"

"D-Of course, look at Monkey and Little Furong." Nonsense, no matter what the monkey couple wants to do, they can't do anything in front of Kui Qing.

Kuiqing: "Oh."

Li Hangzhi 1 hoped that he would not open up too quickly, he subconsciously felt that it was not a good thing, no matter whether he was above or below, his flesh and blood would never be able to do it.They still have a long time to squander, and there is no need to hurry.

But no matter how good the abacus is, there are times when the car overturns.

Kuiqing accidentally heard a mysterious word: the joy of fish and water. It is said that human beings use this word to describe a certain kind of bliss, and it can also make lovers more intimate.He felt that every time he and Li Hangzhi were together was bliss, but the need for more intimacy was so strong that he was curious.Since it literally has something to do with fish, Yan Yixian must know, Kuiqing thought so, so he really asked the ghost king.

Yan Yixian had an expression of swallowing the date stone, and then set Kuiqing's words very maliciously. Hearing that the two had been in a relationship for so long, and all the intimacy was limited to lip movements, he suffocated his laughter so much that he almost hurt internally.He knew that Kuiqing was innocent, but he didn't expect the boss to be so black-bellied that he wouldn't even teach him the next step?What a tragedy!

However, the Ghost King is usually taken care of by Li Hangzhi a lot, so he decided not to cheat him, and explained in a serious manner: "It is the intimacy between fish and water, and you will understand after soaking in water."

"Water?" Kui Qing frowned, did he have to soak in water to understand?

Yan Yixian nodded sincerely: "So this sport is not suitable for you, don't think too much about it."

When the boss thinks the time is right, he will naturally teach you!It's better not to worry about being an outsider like yourself.

Although Kui Qing hated water, he was really curious, so he asked Li Hangzhi what fun water sports he had.

"Water sports... Yes, swimming, surfing, dragon boating, do you want to play? By the way, there are also hot springs. There is a hot spring park in the suburbs of Fengdu."

"Then I'm going to soak in the hot spring."

Li Hangzhi laughed out loud, "Don't you hate water?"

Kuiqing said innocently: "Yi Yixian said that only by soaking in water can you have a happy life."

"...Slow, slow! What are you talking about?"

"The joy of fish and water."

After knowing the whole story, Li Hangzhi quietly gave Yan Yixian a thumbs up. It seems that his love for that fish is not in vain!Know not to deceive people at critical moments!

"Yes, I see, let me arrange it."

Li Hangzhi didn't intend to bring Kuiqing to enlightenment, but he consciously arranged a short trip to let Kuiqing feel the beauty of the world, and he also took a small vacation along the way.

He signed up for the farmhouse and the xx lake cycling project, and finally stayed at the hot spring hotel.

To be honest, Kuiqing didn't think it was interesting to ride a bicycle around the lake, after all, the speed was too slow, but Li Hangzhi specially rented that kind of double seat that was close together, so that Kuiqing could easily hug his waist and put his chin in the back Knock on his shoulder.The scenery along the way was unattractive to Kuiqing. He secretly glanced at the profile of the boss from behind, thinking that this was the beauty.

Taking advantage of the aunts, uncles, and young lovers who were also riding beside him, Li Hangzhi secretly turned around and kissed Kuiqing's tall and delicate nose. When he wanted to return the kiss with ecstasy, he quickly turned his head and concentrated on riding.

Kui Qing: "..."

Kui Qing: "Turn your face around."

Li Hangzhi: "Don't turn around, just sit down obediently."

Kuiqing suffered a burst of internal injuries, it was really too much to run away after teasing her!

However, Li Hangzhi warned him about many human rules, especially after leaving the Sun Moon Inn, everything must be obeyed.So he didn't have a seizure, and sat in the back in a daze, just complaining in his heart, "It's good to have no troubles, but the burden of the human race is too heavy."

When soaking in the hot spring, Kuiqing got into the water first, and he was full of disgust until Li Hangzhi took off his bathrobe, revealing a pair of boxer underwear, and stepped into the water with his slender legs.

Although Li Hangzhi is usually a bit straight and rough, he always dresses well in the Sun Moon Inn, pajamas are tightly buttoned, and he never takes Kui Qing in the shower, so this is the first time Kui Qing sees him so old Looking at the scale, his eyes straightened immediately, and an indescribable throbbing came to his heart.

Kui Qing swallowed, scooped him up, hugged him and bowed his head to kiss him.

Li Hangzhi is very used to this kind of treatment from him, and his body is very relaxed - just kiss, no matter how deep it is, it's safe!

Kuiqing kissed his mouth and neck, but you didn't think it was enough. Li Hangzhi, who was so limp and pink from the hot spring, looked really delicious, so he didn't care about his setting of being afraid of water, and went to kiss him while he was soaking in the water. Other parts of the hot spring.

"Well, Kui, Kuiqing..." Li Hangzhi saw that he had gone down for a long time and didn't seem to get up. He was a little nervous when he was confused, for fear that he would drown.

But non-human beings have such an advantage. Kuiqing is not troubled by suffocation at all, and the hot spring is clear. He looked at the opponent's thin and flexible body under the water, and felt that the small piece of fabric was very intrusive, so he lifted his hand away, When you see a beautiful place, you can't help but go up to it...

Li Hangzhi screamed.

"Stupid! Where are you kissing--um..."

He fell silent, his feet were weak, and he almost slipped in the water, but Kui Qingyan swiftly supported him, barely standing up.

But Kuiqing's hand was the key, and Li Hangzhi was so confused that he didn't notice that things were going out of control.

When he came back to his senses, the two of them had already left the hot spring, Kui Qing had an unknown fluid on his face, and was staring at him hotly.

"No harm."

Li Hangzhi was a little hypocritical: "You called me that again..."

"You are my sheath." Kui Qing looked at him deeply.

"..."

He never thought that his identity would be so dirty! ! !

……

The Qingkui sword is indeed terrifying, whether it is durability, learning ability, or the ability to learn without a teacher.

The poor Wuhui sheath lost his mind several times, and woke up again by the shock. If his face was not pale and trembling, Kui Qing might not know how to let him go.

Before he passed out, he could still hear a certain sword's unsatisfactory sigh: "So there is still this way of sheathing."

"..."

"This is the joy of fish and water." Kui Qing hugged him tightly and bit his ear.

So that bastard Yan Yixian is lying to me, he is really daring!

……

The ghost king who was hunting big fish and eating small fish at the Sun Moon Inn shivered fiercely, feeling inexplicably a wave of malice coming from behind.

"Xiao Qianqian, do you feel cold anywhere?"

"……No."

Yan Yixian stuck out her tongue: "Could it be that someone is cursing me? Such a powerful mind."

Qian Ling: "I'm afraid it's not that Mo Xi..."

Yan Yixian stared at him expressionlessly: "Shut up."

Because the ghost king was in a bad mood, those two words became a taboo, although no one in the entire Sun Moon Inn knew the specific reason.

Qian Ling quickly covered her cherry mouth, and waved her hand to show that she made a mistake.At this time the phone rang, Qian Ling took the opportunity to slip away from the side, not daring to touch the ghost king's bad luck.

However, after a while, he came back again: "Master Ghost King, I'm looking for you."

"Who?"

"Uh, the Buddha said that it cannot be said."

Yan Yixian rolled his eyes, "This king is too lazy to answer, you hang up."

But as soon as the words fell, his whole body suddenly shook, a strange feeling seemed to cross layers of barriers, and hit Yan Yixian hard, causing his demon core to seem to be in pain.

Yan Yixian instantly remembered the missing part of himself, and knew that there must be something tricky there.

Taking a deep breath, he nervously answered Qian Ling's call.

"Brother, long time no see..."

"Stop talking nonsense," Yan Yixian said with an extremely ugly expression, "What did you do with my demon pill?"

Qian Ling held his breath, trying to eavesdrop on their conversation, but only heard what Mo Xi said over there, and the ghost king suddenly ran away.

"You bastard!!!!!!"

Ghost energy erupted without warning, and the entire Sun Moon Inn fell into an ice cave in an instant. Qian Ling was so frightened that he lost the mood to eat melons, and hurriedly stayed away from his attack range.

Lord Ghost King was furious. In this anger, he slammed down the phone, his chest heaved violently, and his seven orifices were filled with anger, but his bewildered expression was obviously mixed with bewilderment.

Qian Ling looked at him quietly, not daring to approach him, and not daring to make a sound.

After a while, Yan Yixian turned his face and said coldly to Qian Ling: "I'm going to the Demon Realm, and the return date is uncertain."

"……what?"

·

Two days later, the boss and Lao Jian, who had pretended to be on their honeymoon, came back.

The posture they came back was a bit strange. Li Hangzhi was supported by Kui Qing the whole time, his face was ruddy but very weak; while Kui Qing had a straight face, but there was something that couldn't be concealed at the corners of his mouth and eyebrows... so happy that Qian Ling suspected The former master was in trouble. After all, the boss was in a decadent state visible to the naked eye, but the master was smiling so happily.

"Is the boss injured?"

"Hmm..." Li Hangzhi was vague.

Qian Ling was very shocked: "Did you meet any opponent?!"

Li Hangzhi's face became even redder, and he said in a low voice: "No, no, I twisted my foot, it's fine." He grinned and walked to his room, but Kuiqing picked him up and said in a reproachful tone, "Don't Walking, I know you are in pain."

"Shut up!" Li Hangzhi interrupted eagerly, trying to struggle to get down, but Kui Qing couldn't help but hug him back to the room.

Qian Ling didn't know what happened after that. All in all, this trip to the hot spring didn't seem to make Li Hangzhi relax. Instead, he came back tired and lay down for a day and a night before recovering.

Li Hangzhi was very worried when he knew that Yan Yixian was going to the Demon Realm without making a sound.

"Could it be that Mo Xi forced him to go?"

Qian Ling shook his head: "It was the Ghost King himself who wanted to go, and he cursed loudly on the phone. You didn't know that at that time, he was really furious..."

The ghost king is usually fair and innocent, he doesn't speak for a while, and seems to have a good temper, but that time the anger was really serious.

Kui Qing said lightly: "It will be fine."

"how do you know?"

"He is an anode fish after all, with low attack power, but his cross-border escape skills are still full."

"..."

Well, this, this is indeed an advantage, is the agility index high?

Li Hangzhi was still a little worried, and wanted to visit him in the Demon Realm several times in person, but Kui Qing and Qian Ling strictly prohibited him, because he is now a human race, and he cannot resist the miasma of the Demon Realm at all. If he really wants to travel to the Demon Realm, he must recover his real body.But at present, the Sun Moon Inn has not been promoted to the highest level, and forcibly "breaking out of the ground" is no less than pulling a seedling to encourage growth, and the harm outweighs the benefit.

Fortunately, his worry didn't last long. A month later, the Devil Realm finally sent a message.

"Boss, it's me." Yan Yixian's voice was exhausted.

"Fuck, you finally heard from me. I almost thought you were burned by those demon soldiers!"

"I'd rather be braised in red!" Yan Yixian said angrily, and then he quickly became discouraged, "Forget it, forget it, it's done."

"What happened? When are you coming back?"

"In two days," Yan Yixian said with some hesitation, "Boss, help me buy a few fish tanks..."

Li Hangzhi:? ? ?

"Be big."

"Long.

"Be deep."

"To be of excellent quality, it must be pollution-free and pollution-free."

"Buy some more toys."

"..."

Yan Yixian came back in the middle of the night, he seemed to have traveled a long distance, he was out of breath and sneaky, it looked like he was running.

"Hoo hoo, finally get rid of those idiots!" Yan Yixian yelled, "Where's the fish tank!"

"Here and here, the water has been filled according to your instructions."

Without saying a word, Yan Yixian "takes out" a water polo from his bosom, and there are many small fish in it.He poked the ball with his finger, and the water ball burst, and the fish jumped into the fish tank first, and then swam happily.

Those fish are very small, the largest one is only as big as a little finger, and they are all black, white, black and white of cows.

When Yan Yixian looked at them, a very unmatched kindness appeared on his tender face.

In this situation, it is hard not to think of the relationship between the two parties.

Li Hangzhi boldly asked for proof: "Could it be...you gave birth?"

Yan Yixian reluctantly parted his eyes from Xiao Yu'er, and slowly turned his face, "Yes."

Everyone: "..."

Yan Yixian stretched his hand into the fish tank, and those fish seemed to be very spiritual, and they swam over one after another and patted the back of his hand with their miniature tails to express their intimacy.

"Children, have you seen these strange uncles?" Yan Yixian pointed at the crowd with the other hand as if introducing, and said loudly, "From now on, they will be your godfathers."

Xiaoyu: Gululu!

Kui Qing looked disgusted, Qian Ling was very confused, but Li Hangzhi called out "Baby is good" with admiration, and then asked casually: "Who is their mother? You can't give birth to them alone, can you?" ?”

As we all know, fish reproduce outside the body, so no matter how celestial a person is, there must be another participant.

Yan Yixian's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he released a murderous look: "Just treat me as my own reproduction!"

The four words of autologous reproduction are particularly eloquent.

·

As a result, the Sun Moon Inn has a group of new members—eighteen little fishes.The ghost king treasured his eighteen children very much, he was afraid of melting in his mouth, and afraid of falling in his hands, especially one of them was very caring.

The fish was black and white, cow-colored, and was very small compared to his brothers and sisters. He couldn't grab food every time, and was often bullied by his brothers and sisters.

Yan Yixian had to fish it out and start a small stove alone during feeding, trying to make it eat more and make it stronger, but this child seems to be born weak, no matter how he eats, he is thin and looks like a small and pitiful child. .

This made the fish father very anxious, and began to flip through the classics desperately - "The Encyclopedia of Fish Farming", "Three Days!"Let you become a fish master! "——An attempt to get a glimpse of human fish farming experience.

Li Hangzhi dragged the reluctant Kui Qing over to help change the water. While reading the secretary's notes, the father of the fish did not forget to say: "Be careful, don't hurt Xiao Shiba!"

Little Eighteen is the thinnest fish.

Li Hangzhi mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhseated, let godfather to help you change the water (=∩ω∩=)~”

Kui Qing: "..."

He suddenly wanted to know if it was possible for the sapling tree to blossom and bear seeds.

Both of them thought that Xiao Shiba would shrink in the corner, but when they walked to the fish tank, there was a scene that was very unexpected to them.

The tall and strong brothers and sisters huddled together tremblingly, and the little eighteen, which was supposed to be weak and helpless, stopped at the C position like an uncle...

Seeing Kuiqing and Li Hangzhi walk in, Little Shiba didn't have the slightest intention to hide it, he still flicked his little tail in a big way.

Li Hangzhi rubbed his eyes, thinking he was wrong.

Kui Qing swept over sharply, Xiao Shiba was indifferent, but the brothers and sisters trembled more and more.

Kuiqing sneered, and was about to reach out to catch the fish, but the father of the fish obviously sensed some danger, so he threw it over and questioned: "What are you two looking at!"

As soon as he moved, before he came to the front, the little eighteen turned around dramatically, turning over his black belly...

The father fish turned pale with fright, jumped into the water without warning, and slapped Xiao Shiba's gills with his own gills, simulating "artificial fish breathing".

Xiao Shiba "lived up to expectations" and slowly turned his belly back, but he was still very "delicate".

Kui Qing: "..."

Li Hangzhi: "..."

Damn, I've never seen such a dramatic master!

The fish father comforted it for a long time, and then he came out of the water in fear, and said to the owner and his wife: "It was really dangerous just now, and I will change the water by myself in the future."

Kuiqing sneered with unknown meaning, and from the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the fish obediently hiding behind the father fish.

Li Hangzhi hesitated and said: "...Axian, there seems to be something wrong with your fish..."

Yan Yixian nodded heavily: "They are seriously unaccustomed to the environment."

"..."

Indeed, if you are not satisfied with the environment, you will be satisfied.

"Hey, it's all dad's fault anyway." Yan Yixian caressed them one by one and sang nursery rhymes to them.

Li Hangzhi listened carefully and found that it was the theme song of the game "Big Fish Eat Small Fish".

Because the fish father was exhausted, the boss and Lao Jian didn't bother him too much. When he went downstairs, Li Hangzhi asked Kui Qing, "Do you think that fish is real or fake?"

Kui Qing raised her eyebrows: "Don't you have an answer in your heart?"

"But the ghost king seems to be kept in the dark..."

"Hmph," Kui Qing sneered, "We don't need to meddle in our own business."

The last time the matter of the fish and water has not been settled with Yi Yixian, it is impossible to expect Kui Qing to wake him up.

Li Hangzhi was still muttering to think of a way to raise something, but Kuiqing pressed him against the wall, with a dangerous light in his eyes, and whispered in his ear: "No problem, I have something to ask." ask you."

"What, what?"

"Can you bear fruit?"

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