Six Worlds Small Hotel [System]

In fact, Kui Qing didn't understand what a terracotta army general was, but it didn't prevent him from hearing Li Hangzhi's undisguised ridicule, and he said angrily: "This seat has always been like this, who in the six worlds dares to disrespect this seat?! "

Li Hangzhi, "...Of course I won't be disrespectful, but there may be a little misunderstanding."

Kui Qing narrowed his eyes, "What is the misunderstanding?"

Li Hangzhi, "Maybe I think you are engaging in street performance art." cos Terracotta Army or something.

Kui Qing:? ? ?What is street art?

Kui Qing snorted, "So what?"

Li Hangzhi took out his mobile phone, leaned over to hold it high, and snapped a selfie, "Like this, you may be surrounded by everyone to take a group photo or something, maybe they think you are a good cosplayer, and they will reward you with a few coins .”

Isn't that treating it as a beggar for grandstanding!

Kui Qing was so angry.

"Don't be angry, this year's human beings are so blind. Don't be as knowledgeable as them, my lord. Let's change our clothes and I'll take you out to play." Li Hangzhi licked him in a good-tempered manner.

Kui Qing was dubious, half pushed and half followed him back to the room, and then wiped the armor away.

At that moment, what appeared in front of Li Hangzhi was a tall and slender naked male plaster statue. Kuiqing's human figure looked thinner when dressed and undressed, with muscles, and a mermaid line with eight-pack abs and long legs. His body proportions were more famous than that one. The statue of David is more perfect, and Haw is still big!

Li Hangzhi's eyes stopped on a certain part inadvertently, a little dumbfounded, this, so big...

Kuiqing: "What are you looking at?"

Li Hangzhi looked away: "No, I didn't see anything. I'll find clothes for you, but mine are a little small."

Li Hangzhi's figure is not bad, at 1.8 meters, but Kuiqing is a bit taller than him. Even the largest clothes he finds are still a bit small on Kuiqing.

"Why don't you conjure up a similar style of clothes yourself?"

Kuiqing sneered with unknown meaning. This kind of clothes did not conform to his aesthetics, expressing that he was too lazy to waste mana.

"Can you control the flour?" Li Hangzhi said cautiously, "Too much has fallen."

Kuiqing gritted his teeth: "This is a fragment of the seal! If I could control it, I would have already controlled it!"

Well, then you can only add a coat to hide the skin as much as possible, and then wear sunglasses for him to cover the green eyes.

After wrapping Kuiqing tightly, Li Hangzhi took the two non-human beings out.

When he reached a certain area of ​​the Sun Moon Inn, with Kui Qing stepping out, he trampled some crumbling halo wreckage in the dark, and the last trace of the seal array that restrained his actions was completely scrapped.

Cui Ming stopped, "Hey, there seems to be some strings moving..."

Kuiqing kicked again, crushing the wreckage that ordinary people couldn't see, and said expressionlessly: "Stop talking nonsense."

So what if it's broken?Anyway, he is not afraid of those who participated in the seal to make trouble.

Li Hangzhi is an ordinary human being, so of course he didn't understand what they said.Considering that Cui Ming only intends to experience life in the world, he made today's itinerary very down-to-earth.

"How about we go to xx department store? Buy some new clothes for each of you."

"Yeah!"

Kuiqing was noncommittal, but the eyes under the sunglasses secretly emitted a light of expectation.

After gradually moving away from the Sun Moon Inn for a while, a few strands of golden smoke caught up, but they didn't dare to get too close, and followed from afar.

Kuiqing noticed those annoying little bugs, his expression turned cold, he turned around and waved his hand, throwing a sharp sword aura, accurately crushing those weak little light clusters.

Li Hangzhi, "Brother, what are you doing?"

Kuiqing looked coldly at the back, and those fragmented small light groups fled around, but he knew that these things had no entity, and they would definitely gather together after a while.

"There are bugs." Kui Qing snorted coldly.

"Bugs?" Li Hangzhi asked suspiciously, "Mosquitoes or caterpillars?"

"..." Can't communicate.

"Let's go, I'll take you to experience the bus in the world."

The bus in Fengdu is not crowded, but this is superficial. After they got on the bus, they realized that there were many ghost passengers on the bus.

Originally, Li Hangzhi couldn't see them clearly, but Cui Ming kindly opened his yin and yang eyes for him, "Let the boss see the spectacle."

I saw more than 30 ghosts densely crowded on the bus.

They belong to the ghosts of the earth-bound spirits, and they have strong obsessions. They escaped the pursuit of ghosts, and after a long time, they became black households stranded in the world.Seeing that two of the three were the killers of ghosts, they were so frightened that they almost flew out, but they couldn't escape. In the end, they shivered and squeezed into the last two rows, a ghost that looked old and bulging Courage, floated over and said to them: "Everyone, my lords, please sit in the special seat of love..."

Li Hangzhi couldn't bear it, they were all old people, and they had to give up their seats?

Unexpectedly, Cui Ming and Kui Qing sat on it in a grand manner.

Li Hangzhi couldn't bear to look directly at these two non-humans without quality: "You are too outrageous, haven't you heard of respecting the old and loving the young?"

Cui Ming, "That's right, that's why they let us sit. They've only been ghosts for a few years, and I'm over 700 years old. Isn't it older than them?"

"..." The racial and cultural gap is too great.

Get out of the car and walk a few hundred meters to reach the largest commercial circle in the area.

There are a large number of young people in Fengdu gathered here, and they are full of yang energy. Even Cui Ming feels hot all over his body. When he saw the hot pants worn by hot girls on the street, he blushed and said: "The world is going down, the world is going down, thanks to the boss It is said that human beings wear good clothes, but I see human beings eating jujube pills."

Li Hangzhi laughed: "Don't look at the little girl with that kind of critical old father's eyes. Let's go, let's take you to buy clothes first."

He earned a lot of tips some time ago, and still had some spare money, so he took them to a men's clothing brand store.

Kui Qing has a very good figure, with an altitude of 1.9 meters. Although his complexion is a little weirdly white, he still wears sunglasses and refuses to take them off when he enters the store. What they look like behind their clothes.

Li Hangzhi chose several casual suits for him to change into.

Kuiqing bowed his head and said to him: "Those female humans have been looking at me!"

"What kind of mother human, that's called a girl, go change your clothes, don't care about their eyes, they think you are handsome."

Kui Qing was skeptical, but under Li Hangzhi's encouraging eyes, he went to change his clothes.

Fortunately, casual suits are very convenient to wear. If it was more complicated, he might have to ask Li Hangzhi to go in and button them for him.

The first suit was made of gray linen. The fabric was soft and comfortable. Against the backdrop of Kuiqing's model-like figure, it had a crisp texture.When the broad shoulders and long legs came out, the shop assistants blushed.

"Wow, this guest has a great figure, like the model Zhang Liang!"

"Try a few more and try a few more!"

Li Hangzhi also looked a little straight. He never knew that Kuiqing looked so good in a suit when he took off his armor.

So I had a little thought of dressing up the doll, and urged him to change clothes.

Kuiqing whispered again: "Those females are looking at me again! No more changing."

Li Hangzhi saw that the roots of his ears seemed to be a little red, and suspected that he was being shy.

"Okay, if you don't want to change, I'll try."

He also hasn't bought clothes for a long time.

Kui Qingfei asked him to try on the style he had just worn, and Li Hangzhi took a size down.When he came out of the fitting room, although he was not as tall as Kuiqing, he was still 1.8 meters tall, which was equally pleasing to the eye.

Kui Qing didn't say a word, his face was a little hard and stiff.

Li Hangzhi rubbed his nose, "Not good-looking?"

Kuiqing didn't speak. After a while, he said bitterly, "Those mother humans are looking at you! The evil spirit is very strong!"

Li Hangzhi turned his face away, and found that the female shop assistant had no evil spirit at all, but instead looked like a nymphomaniac who had been stunned collectively.

"Hey, don't be so hostile to others."

Li Hangzhi himself didn't plan to buy more, but he wanted to dress him up a bit.Considering the cold and hard aura exuding from his whole body, I specially picked a few casual suits with softer styles for him, but they were useless. Even if he wore pink, he still looked like no evil and approached strangers .

Cui Ming was rather petite, and the clerk actually brought him children's clothes, which made him very depressed.

Coming out of the clothes store, Cui Ming said that he wanted to eat some snacks from the world.

Li Hangzhi took them to the commercial snack street.Kuiqing saw the tea eggs at a glance, and ordered him to buy them with a sneer.

After tasting the taste of tea eggs, Kuiqing said to Li Hangzhi seriously: "It's not as delicious as yours."

Li Hangzhi grinned, and bought salted duck eggs and preserved eggs for him.

After taking the first bite of salted duck eggs, Kuiqing vomited, "So salty? This seat will rust!"

Li Hangzhi: "Pfft—then try preserved eggs."

The green color of the preserved egg is quite similar to the Qing Kui sword, so Kui Qing had great hopes for it, but the first bite made him doubt the sword!That disgusting feeling is no less than eating durian!

Cui Ming likes it very much, whenever he sees a dark snack, he will try it.He ate preserved eggs, stinky tofu, and glutinous rice blood sausage with great enjoyment. He also used a judge's pen to record in the notebook turned into a merit book, asking Li Hangzhi to burn some for him in outer space in the future, so that he could Satisfy your hunger on the long road of ecstasy.

Later, Li Hangzhi took them to a coffee shop, "This kind of Western culture, let me show you."

He ordered coffee and small cakes for them, but Kui Qing, who drank the coffee, immediately became uncomfortable.

"...What, what is this?" Kui Qing stared at the cup of coffee with a look of poison.

Li Hangzhi also found that he was wrong, "Are you okay?"

"This liquid...has a lot of evil spirit!" Kui Qing twisted a little.

"What nonsense, this is common human food, made from ground cocoa beans."

However, Kui Qing's face became more and more ugly, the powder on his face began to rise and fall off, and the sinister aura all over his body was also spreading crazily.

The people in the coffee shop muttered: "Why is the air conditioner turned up all of a sudden? It's so cold!"

Li Hangzhi hurriedly took out a piece of clothing and put it on Kuiqing's exaggeratedly fanciful head, "Take control, if you don't feel well, we'll go back now."

Unexpectedly, as soon as the clothes covered his head and face, Kui Qing let out a low growl, "I can't control it."

As he said that, all the wires in the entire coffee shop suddenly burst, and the lights flickered like a ghost movie.

But Li Hangzhi felt that the Kuiqing under his arm suddenly became smaller, and when he opened it, it turned back to its original shape, an ancient sword.

"Om~~~~"

Qing Kuijian hummed feebly, and with difficulty reached Li Hangzhi's ears: "This seat...is allergic."

Li Hangzhi: "..."

Li Hangzhi: "Pfft, hahahahahaha..."

He only knew that animals couldn't eat coffee. Because of this, he didn't expect that Kui Qing couldn't eat coffee either!

Kuiqing gritted his teeth and said to him: "Don't laugh!"

"Pfft." Li Hangzhi covered his mouth, holding back until his shoulders were trembling.

Fortunately, there was a panic just now, and Kui Qing was still sitting, which weakened the sense of presence to a certain extent, and Li Hangzhi blocked it with his clothes, so no one noticed that the big tall man here suddenly turned into an ancient sword.

Li Hangzhi quickly wrapped it up, checked out and slipped away.

The Qingkui sword was very long, and it was quite eye-catching to carry it like this, so Li Hangzhi temporarily bought the largest suitcase and put it in it.

"Hey, we'll go back in a while, sir, let's rest inside now."

Kuiqing was very depressed, but there was nothing he could do. After drinking that cup of coffee, he became dizzy with his sword, as if he was hungover from drinking.

Although such a small accident happened, Li Hangzhi didn't plan to go back immediately, but accompanied Cui Ming to buy a game console so that he could pass the time in the space station later.

After shopping a bunch of messy gadgets, Li Hangzhi also took him to see the newly opened subway in Fengdu.

Unexpectedly, they were stopped because they had weapons in their suitcases!

Kui Qing was resting when he was suddenly rummaged through the box.

When the handsome and smooth sword body was exposed in full view, the police uncle's eyes were straightened: "You carry cultural relics!? Where did they come from?"

Li Hangzhi was dumbfounded, and said awkwardly: "I, this is..."

Kui Qing was still recovering from his "allergies" at first, but when he saw him being embarrassed, his sword felt cold and he was ready to attack.

But before doing it, it still remembered to inform Li Hangzhi: I am going to kill someone.

Li Hangzhi pressed it in shock: Absolutely not.

Later, Cui Ming thought of a way—he directly tapped the foreheads of the two policemen with the judge pen, and said softly: "You didn't check anything, this is an illusion."

The policeman stared blankly for a moment, then said stiffly, "Yes, we didn't see anything."

"Let go."

Li Hangzhi quickly stuffed the Qingkui sword back and packed the suitcase.Not without gratitude, he said to Cui Ming: "You still have a way."

"After all, we ghost errands sometimes encounter being bumped into by ordinary people when we work. To prevent problems before they happen, of course we must know the amnesia technique."

Kuiqing in the suitcase is even more depressed, the world is full of troubles!

They wandered around the city for a whole day. After experiencing the subway, bus, shared bicycles, and going to the video game city, Cui Ming was satisfied. He felt that this experience in the world was complete, and he could finally "go to heaven with peace of mind".

"Even if it is sunburned on the top, I will recognize it!" Cui Ming said.

"Don't be afraid, I'll burn you a parasol when you're going to be enchanted by the scorching sun." Li Hangzhi laughed and said, "Sun hats and sunscreen are fine!"

Cui Ming: "..."

Hey, no mortal has ever dared to be so skinny in front of this official. It really is different to have the backing of a big boss.

The two of them dragged their suitcases back, and when they were not far from the Sun Moon Inn, Kuiqing, who was drowsy in the suitcase, suddenly keenly sensed several sharp auras around them.

Cui Ming was one step behind his reaction, but he soon realized that something was wrong.

I saw the small ball of light that had been shattered by Kui Qing gathered again at some point, emitting a bright, white light, and the light became bigger and bigger and more dazzling.

Cui Ming narrowed his eyes, grabbed Li Hangzhi who didn't know the truth, and motioned him to stop.Then I saw him with a solemn expression, and bowed his hands: "I don't know what instructions do you have?"

The light cluster became brighter and gradually merged into a human shape.

A sacred and solemn voice chanting with Sanskrit sounds suddenly came to my ears, with a hint of cautious questioning.

"Qingkui sword, the seal is not finished, how can you enter the world?"