Invisible cat sucking is the deadliest [Quick Transmigration]

Gu Le was tossed and tossed for a long time, and finally he was too tired to maintain his indifferent face, and passed out.

Being dizzy on the bed was a rare experience for Gu Le.Therefore, before he passed out, he was still thinking about how to reward Bai Yanzhi with some sweet treats without breaking the human design.

——However, the development of the matter was that as soon as he woke up, Bai Yanzhi's sword pierced his shoulder blade.

The mana-restraining medicine he had taken in advance hadn't completely worn off, Gu Le had no power to fight back, and stared at the opponent in disbelief.

"100 years have not drained your soul, you are really lucky."

Bai Yanzhi's face was cold and cold, his eyes were not at all cautious as he was afraid that the dream would dissipate before, and his tone was even more chilling.

The soreness in his butt reminded Gu Le that he had been fucked over and over under the other person before - he woke up and was stabbed!Gu Le was extremely angry, and at the same time felt unprecedentedly wronged, his eyes turned red instantly.

What turned red was the OOC index in front of him.

Bai Yanzhi's heart trembled inexplicably when he was pierced by his gaze, and he raised his hand to withdraw his sword.

The long sword was pulled out, and the blood splashed all over the ground in an instant.

"..."

"I won't kill you today, you go." Bai Yanzhi turned his back.

Gu Le was so angry that his hands trembled, and his heart was overwhelmed. He didn't care about the OOC index approaching the critical value, and said angrily: "You——"

As soon as he said two words, he saw that the entire cave was suddenly bright as day, and then there was a "bang", and a tribulation thunder fell from the top of the cave out of the air, and struck straight at Gu Le!

Gu Le couldn't dodge being chopped down enough to kneel on the ground, his whole body was numb, and even his thinking stopped for a long time before he looked up at the ceiling of the cave.

There was already a piece of space there, and the gloomy Jieyun outside could be seen, staring at him.

OOC was about to be struck by lightning—— Gu Le spat out a mouthful of blood, endless grievances and discomfort welled up in his heart, and said in a hateful voice: "This is the second time, you—"

Boom!

Another thunderbolt struck Gu Le's face like gold paper, even his lips trembled.

Bai Yanzhi turned around early, frowned at the scene in front of him, and didn't move.

Gu Le took a deep breath, thinking to fuck it, the mission would fail at worst: "You big—"

Boom—boom!

The OOC this time was obviously more serious than before, and two thunderbolts suddenly appeared in the calamity cloud, which was overwhelming.

If these two strikes are true, Gu Le will die even if he doesn't die!

Bai Yanzhi missed a few beats in his heart, and subconsciously raised his sword to block Gu Lege, and grabbed the air with his other hand, grabbing Gu Le from the ground.

The effect of the medicine began to wear off, but Gu Le was struck by the thunderbolt and couldn't move for a while. He could only stare at the other party with hatred, and spit out the rest of the sentence with his mouth full of blood: "Pig trotter...I hate you forever!"

After all, he raised his head to the top of the cave, intending to say something even more preposterous, which would trigger Jie Lei to kill himself directly.

"You're not Qiyun..." Bai Yanzhi seemed to realize it at this moment, and hurriedly asked him, "Who are you?"

"I am your father!"

As soon as these words came out, the tribulation thunder above the head immediately struck down one after another, and the entire cave was split open for a while, and the stone pillars in the cave collapsed, making a loud rumbling noise.

Bai Yanzhi hugged him tightly to dodge, blocked most of the thunder with his body, and hurriedly said: "Who the hell are you?"

Gu Le opened his mouth to speak, but the other party suddenly figured it out——

"You are Gu Le!"

He showed a distorted and crazy expression on his pale face because of the robbery. He was so excited that he seemed to be crying and laughing: "You are Gu Le, aren't you? You are Gu Le! You are the way I have been looking for for hundreds of years companion……"

Gu Le looked at him with a cold face, and didn't give him a single word of response, his eyes and expression were as cold as Qi Yun's.

Bai Yanzhi's heart ached sharply from his reaction, his eyes turned red and he said, "I know, you were so angry that I didn't recognize you, so I stabbed you..."

The robbery cloud over his head gradually dissipated, and Gu Le felt depressed, but he held back and didn't break the persona anymore, just kept a cold face and didn't say a word.

Bai Yanzhi muttered a few words and reached out to touch his face, but he was also turned away.

He paused, tears fell instantly, his lips trembled slightly, and he said, "In that case, I will give you a sword..."

Gu Le's eyelids twitched, and before he could react, he saw that the opponent raised his sword and stabbed straight into his dantian——

"you!"

Seeing that the OOC index was marked red again, Gu Le gritted his teeth and pushed Bai Yanzhi out, leaving only a sentence "I will come to kill you in three days", and then fished out his storage bag, Escape from the cave.

Bai Yanzhi's desperate cry came from behind him, Gu Le insisted on not stopping for half a step, and escaped hundreds of miles before pressing the invisibility technique.

Finding a small cave that could still accommodate him, Gu Le took the medicine and sealed it into his dantian to slightly suppress the injury, put on his cassock, and called the system out.

As soon as the system came out, I was very confused: [Damn it, why are you injured so badly... You guys won't have a fight! 】

Gu Le found a place to sit cross-legged, and replied: "He stabbed me with a sword when he woke up. I couldn't hold back the OOC, and was struck several times by the lightning."

He didn't have the skill to protect his body because he had taken medicine before, and the lightning struck, not only his body, but also his soul was seriously injured.

[This...] The system is not difficult to imagine the scene at that time, being stabbed by a sword and struck by lightning, Nascent Soul Sword Cultivator is also going to Half-Life, [Do you have enough medicine, do you want to go to the exchange interface to see what can be exchanged? ? 】

"No."

Seeing that he didn't seem to want to say anything, the system guessed in his heart that he probably held a grudge against Bai Yanzhi, and felt that the hope of success in the strategy was slim, so he whispered: [Why don't we die once and start over again, so we may not be able to succeed if we die like this? , you suffer too. 】

Gu Le shook his head: "You don't need to die, I've already figured out a way."

【What! ] The system was astonished.

Gu Le leaned back against the cave wall, did not tell it what to do, but suddenly said: "This is the second time he hit me."

Suddenly changing the subject, the system froze for a moment, thinking about how to appease it, when Gu Le closed his eyes and said, "I wanted to kill him at the time...but when I saw him recognize me, I cried and cried." Laughing, I saw him mutilate himself with a sword again, I don’t know why... I feel very uncomfortable, I feel that I have suffered this sword for nothing, but it’s actually nothing..."

The system was dumbfounded. When it first came out and saw Gu Le's serious injury, it subconsciously thought that they had a fight. How could it know that so many things happened in the middle.

It secretly pulls out the favorability interface——

[Fuck!Cub, your favorability for Bai Yanzhi has reached 88%! 】

Gu Le nodded, not surprised: "It's a little lower than I thought."

[Also, Bai Yanzhi is 90% to you, and there is a blackening value! 】

"Blackening value?"

[This is very complicated, brushing out the blackening value of the target and eliminating it will improve the judgment of the final strategy evaluation - I haven't told you about this before, because it makes the strategy very difficult, in most cases When the blackening value is brushed out, the favorability will drop, and once the favorability drops, the strategy will become more difficult...]

Gu Le let out an "oh", not interested in this.

Seeing that he didn't want to talk about this, the system didn't say any more, and asked: [Zi, you said you thought of a way before, what are you going to do? 】

It now completely trusts Gu Le's ability - who can instantly increase the favorability to 90% while keeping the blackening value at 80% when there is a grudge? This operation is not a normal slip, okay?

"Originally, I thought it was strange for him to wake up, so he should use the retrospective mirror to take a picture of me. This way, I can see the process of saving him, and I can definitely figure out that I am not Zhenjun Qiyun himself."

It turned out that he came up with this idea... The system is a little impressed: [Although the progress is not the same, but he feels 90% towards you now, which means he already knows that you are not Qiyun. 】

Gu Le nodded: "I will find a jade slip to engrave on it that I am Gu Le and that I must play the role of Qiyun Zhenjun. When I throw it to him, the blackening value will be eliminated."

[! 】The system is stunned, 【This...】

"how?"

[This can't be done... This is considered cheating. 】

"So what about cheating," Gu Le said lightly, "Avatars doing the main body's tasks are also considered cheating. Since the rules allow cheating, why should I follow the normal channels?"

The system was choked, and it took a long time before he said: [... If it is possible, it is of course good.I'm mainly worried that it won't work, isn't this just cheating...]

"Whether it works or not, you have to try it to know."

Gu Le picked out a blank jade slip from the storage bag, and began to burn the words with his spiritual sense.

Three days later, Gu Le used a talisman to teleport to Bai Yanzhi's location.

When he landed and saw the surrounding environment clearly, Gu Le became depressed—it turned out to be the secret room of the Heavenly Tomb Gate where he broke out of the coffin.

The coffins were arranged in a mess as he remembered, and Bai Yanzhi was sitting next to one of them, wearing a white cassock still stained with blood.

"Bai Yanzhi."

Gu Le appeared in form, and symbolically flew out a small sword to overturn the coffin that Bai Yanzhi was leaning on.

"Xiaojun!" Bai Yanzhi got up from the ground, "You are really here..."

He staggered, and his complexion was not very good. It was obvious that he had not recovered from his injuries in the past three days.

Seeing him like this, Gu Le really hated iron and steel—fortunately, he had taken medicine before coming here, otherwise, based on the other party's current state, it would be OOC if he didn't take advantage of his illness to kill him, and now he would suffer again Lightning struck.

He pretended to have killing intent on his face, raised his hand and started flying the sword.

The timing was just right, and a small stalk was condensed, and the effect of the medicine took effect, and his legs softened and he fell to the ground.

"Xiaojun," Bai Yanzhi had already reached, picked him up from the ground, and asked anxiously, "What's wrong with you?"

Without saying a word, Gu Le struggled to drop the jade slip in his hand to the ground.

The jade slip fell to the ground with a crisp sound, but Bai Yanzhi didn't care about it at all, and probed Gu Le's dantian and various meridians with his spiritual consciousness: "It's Shangqing Kaihuan San..."

The use of this medicine requires the cultivator to open his dantian to bring it in, so that it can exert its effect. It is usually used to stop the damage in time after poisoning, and no one will take it for no reason.

Bai Yanzhi seemed to understand something, but couldn't grasp the clue, so he went to see Gu Le.

Seeing his stupid look, Gu Le became annoyed, and couldn't care less about OOC, pointing to the jade slip on the ground with a cold face.

Sure enough, the OOC index turned red, but fortunately, no tribulation thunder fell.

This time, Bai Yanzhi finally understood his hint, and with a vacant move, he sucked the jade slip into his hand and sent out a ray of spiritual consciousness to penetrate in.

Seeing that his face was blank at first, then surprised, and then turned into disbelief and ecstasy - after knowing the cause and effect, Bai Yanzhi hugged Gu Le and kissed him carelessly, calling him repeatedly: "Xiao Jun, Xiao Jun!" , Jun..."

Gu Le was kissed so hard that he leaned back, struggled a few times symbolically, and when his mouth was free, he began to scold angrily: "Bai Yanzhi, you...rebel!"

Bai Yan paused, then kissed him even more fiercely: "Xiao Jun, my Xiao Jun..."

Gu Le was made weak by such a reckless kiss, bit his lip and endured it for a while, then said in a hateful voice: "When my mana recovers, I will kill you sooner or later, because of today's humiliation!"

"Okay," Bai Yanzhi kissed him, and said vaguely, "Okay, okay..."

He said many good words in succession, and then said: "It's up to you to kill or cut... Xiaojun, my life is yours..."

Gu Le wanted to say more, but felt that his neck was wet. Before he looked down, he heard the other party choked up while kissing and said, "I thought I was dead..."

Gu Le was taken aback by the words, no matter how hard he struggled with his hands and feet, he let him kiss and kiss more and more.

……

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……

The sober Bai Yanzhi did a lot of tricks. Apart from tossing and turning, his hands and lips were also lit up with experience. It was already the second day after the round was over, and Gu Le had already softened into a puddle of spring water. He closed his eyes comfortably and contentedly. Can't think anymore.

Bai Yanzhi didn't want him to do it a second time, and after hugging him tenderly for a while, he reluctantly took the elixir and swallowed it, and said to Gu Le: "I'll meditate this time for a day."

Gu Le half closed his eyes and ignored him.

Bai Yanzhi also knew that he would definitely not be able to respond, so he leaned over and touched his lips, then kissed the tip of his nose and eyelids, and said in a low voice, "Xiaojun, I believe what you said, you can Don't coax me, if I wake up and don't see you..."

He paused, didn't finish his words, kissed and kissed on Gu Le's face, and after a while, he turned his back and crossed his legs into meditation.

Gu Le waited for a while, and heard that he was breathing steadily, and he had already settled down, then he took one side of the cassock to cover his body, and called the system out.

"How much does he like me, and is the blackening value still there?"

[There is still a little blackening value, but not much.Favorability is 97%, and generally 95% to 100% are continuously rising, and this time I don't know what happened. 】

Gu Le nodded: "Probably because I don't feel safe."

The system responded, and said: [I don't know if it's good news, 95% has a task and asks you and Bai Yanzhi to do it once with the double cultivation method. 】

"Do you have to finish it?"

【right. 】

"That's easy to solve."

Although I guessed that Gu Le should think of countermeasures, but this ability to think of a solution in minutes is too powerful... The system couldn't help but ask: [What are you going to do? Actively running the exercises and Bai Yanzhi's dual cultivation? 】

Gu Le said casually: "Tell Bai Yanzhi to threaten me, if I don't practice double cultivation, I will cut off the Jiuhua sword vein, that's ok."

【…】

"Back when Qiyun wanted to erase Bai Yan's spiritual wisdom, he wanted to use him to die for the Jiuhua Sword Meridian. He also wanted to drag his only apprentice as a backstop, and now asking him to practice both for the Jiuhua Sword Meridian is definitely not OOC. "

The system can only say: [You are so smart...]

A day passed quickly, Gu Le put the recorded jade slips aside, and took Shangqing Kaihuansan again.

As soon as Bai Yan came out of samadhi, he used his spiritual sense to check whether Gu Le was still there, and when he saw that the person hadn't left, he immediately hugged him in his arms before going to get the jade slip to read the content.

After reading it, he couldn't help laughing—except for Gu Le explaining at the very beginning that he threatened Shuangxiu with the Jiuhua Sword Meridian, the rest of the article urged him to get to the point quickly next time, and not to dawdle rub.

For example: ten strokes on the chest is enough, ten strokes on the left and right sides; just two strokes on the legs, no more than too much; you can rub your buttocks more, but after you start doing it...

After reading the jade slips, and then looking at Gu Le who was pretending to be indifferent with his eyes closed, Bai Yanzhi really thought how could there be such a lovely person in this world - making people love him so much that he panicked, afraid that he was not real.

He gently kissed Gu Le, full of love and tenderness, but said: "Master may have endured a lot last time. This time, this disciple will definitely not do such time-consuming and trivial things to keep Master waiting for a long time..."