I heard it's not good to be a magic stick
Chapter 87 The Second Mission
Xu Xu wriggled his lips, but did not make any sound.
Li Jingxing's hand kept sticking to Xu Xu's face, and he gently pinched the other's cheek with his fingers. Xu Xu turned his head slightly, and gently rubbed Li Jingxing's finger with the tip of his fine nose.
It was too quiet for a while, and there was still a hint of ambiguity and embarrassment in this stillness. The ambiguity belonged to Li Jingxing and Xu Xu, while the embarrassment belonged to the two light bulbs.
Zhang Linle and Asi are adhering to the principle of no evil, each holding a small teacup, staring at the teacup, as if the teacup is not filled with water, but an attractive movie, wishing to put their heads in it.
It seems that only by doing so can the wattage of the light bulb be reduced.
But once no one spoke, the whole atmosphere became even more weird. The two people who love each other finally noticed this. Li Jingxing put down his hand, Xu Xu also sat upright, and cleared his throat pretendingly.
This sound finally brought Zhang Linle and Asi back from the Baishui drama, Zhang Linle breathed a sigh of relief, and Asi asked casually: "When is it?"
Zhang Linle raised his wrist and looked at his watch: "Hurry up."
Li Jingxing warned: "The yang energy is the weakest in Zishi, everyone should be more vigilant."
The others nodded in unison.
The long night is especially painful for those who suffer from insomnia and vigil. Asi couldn't help asking Xu Xu, "Master, when will the coffin bearer arrive?"
"Yin Shichu." Xu Xu replied.
"Yin Shichu? Isn't that arriving after three o'clock in the middle of the night?" Asi asked in surprise, "So early?"
"I have ranked the fate of this family. I only talk about this woman. This woman's horoscope is negative, the palace of disaster and the couple's palace are punished, and the sun is falling. The numbers at the end of 2, 3, and 8 are all critical points. It is extremely difficult. If you don't count Wrong, she happens to be 18 this year, and her fate has come to an end." Xu Xu said, "This kind of person should be cremated before Chen Shi, Mao Shi is the best, if it is too late, it will inevitably be disturbed by Yang Qi, and it will be unstable."
"Is there such a thing?" Zhang Linle became interested.
"I've calculated carefully at this time. It's the best for her. It's the last journey of my life. It's a farewell gift from me." Xu Xu said, "I'll send him home after this is over." Two tombs, choose a good day to bury, and benefit the descendants of this family."
After finishing speaking, he smiled wryly: "That's all I can do. Everyone has gone, and any gifts are empty."
"Brother Xu, even if we guard them, the Sirius Society can find other people to attack them. The result is the same. Their purpose is to kill people, not this family. We can't help them." Zhang Linle shrugged.
"That's right, teacher's wife, aren't we actively trying to find a way to prevent them from killing more people? What we have done is a real good thing, and it is absolutely worthwhile."
It was rare for the two of them to say such a warm word, Xu Xu smiled in relief.
Seeing Xu Xu smiled, Axi was even happier, and said flatteringly: "I see, this gift from the teacher's wife cannot be described as precious, it should be called priceless. Who in the feng shui world doesn't know the name of Master Xu? That’s not something anyone can please.”
"Yes." Zhang Linle nodded fiercely.
With the audience, Asi became more excited, and immediately said to Zhang Linle: "Xunlong acupuncture combined with nine-star feng shui, a well-buried ancestral grave will be of great help to future generations. There are good places, but good feng shui masters are rare Yes, so, this kindness from the teacher's wife is a big blessing package."
"It makes me want this big gift package a little bit." Zhang Linle smiled cooperatively.
Asi slammed it hard with his arm: "Bah, bah, what nonsense?"
Xu Xu also felt that Zhang Lin could speak freely, and was about to give him the back of his head when Li Jingxing suddenly grabbed Xu Xu's hand and made a booing gesture.
The other three immediately became alert, and Zhang Linle had already taken out the Mandarin Duck Axe first.
In the next moment, he flew up and stood in front of everyone when the tip of the silver knife struck. He swung his two axes together and swung several flying knives away in unison.
The flying knives deviated from the target and poked in all directions. One scratched the plastic of the greenhouse, one shattered the teacup, two stuck upside down on the table, and one went straight to Xu Xu's neck.
Before Xu Xu moved an inch, the flying knife was abruptly blocked by Li Jingxing's scabbard and fell to the ground.
"Oh, you're actually here for me?" Xu Xu snorted disdainfully.
Li Jingxing held his lover in his arms: "Whoever dares to touch you, first win and I'll talk."
There were sounds from far and near, and Asi was about to chase him out to find out what happened, when Li Jingxing put a hand on his shoulder: "Don't worry about it."
Xu Xu was the first to sit down, and handed the empty cup to Asi: "Pour me some hot water, I can't look down on these clowns."
"Come on." Asi didn't care about the outside anymore, and his wife asked him to do something, and he promised Dehuan, wishing to pour a hundred glasses of water for Xu Xu.
Zhang Linle slammed the mandarin duck ax on the table with a "slap", and jumped back onto the table, with one leg bent and hugged in front of his chest, while the other was simply hanging under the table, turning his head to look at the darkness. The relaxed posture seems to be shouting out: If you have a feeling, I will come to you, Uncle Zhang.
Asi hurriedly handed Uncle Zhang a cup and filled it with water from a teapot.
Li Jingxing sat next to Xu Xu, seemingly casually, but his faintly exerting muscles declared that he could violently explode at any time. If someone without eyes dared to sneak up on Xu Xu, he would crush it without hesitation. the man's neck.
There were still sounds coming from near and far outside, but these people didn't care. They just sat comfortably and didn't take the initiative to attack.
This time the four of them were determined not to disperse, and the noise outside was more urgent. Zhang Linle held the cup in his hand and turned it gently, seemingly carelessly.
Suddenly, with force from his fingers, he slammed the cup into the darkness.
The cup collided with something rushing over, and after a muffled sound, several people heard a scream of "squeak".
Asi stood up immediately: "Monkey!"
Amid Asi's exclamation, Zhang Linle let out several hawk teeth, and those hawk teeth were like sharp blades, stabbing at the evildoer in the dark.
"Six bowls, draw a line, don't disturb the tranquility of the dead." Xu Xu said coldly.
Zhang Linle naturally understood it. With Xu Xu's cooperation in concentrating his thoughts, Yinyang Street suddenly appeared. He said "go" and led everyone to Yinyang Street.
It's still the same scene, but even if this place is overturned, it won't affect the peace of the original mourning hall.There were sharp screams of "chi chi chi chi" from all around, and those monkeys hiding in the dark approached with grinning teeth.
Asi roughly counted and estimated that there were nearly ten of them. These monster monkeys were all red-eyed, black-haired, and tailless. Their sharp buck teeth were exposed outside their mouths, and they cracked their lips as they walked, as if they were in a demonstration.
"It's so ugly." Asi took a step back, thinking to himself: These second monkeys are as big as a man, and their dexterity and jumping ability should be very good, otherwise how could they take off a man's head.
"Brother Xu, these water monkeys have come to dominate the land." Zhang Linle lifted the ax to his chest.
"Then make them look good."
"Kill all the evildoers," Li Jing walked in front, "Jie Xuanji is the spirit of the heroes in heaven."
"Okay!" Zhang Linle responded first.
Asi said loudly, "Count me in."
Xu Xu licked his lower lip: "Kill it, I can't wait."
Zhang Linle is always the one who moves the fastest. As soon as Xu Xu's voice fell, he was the first to go out.
The monkey jumped extremely high. With the help of the power of sprinting, it won with high height. It jumped to the top of Zhang Linle's head, trying to take off the man's head directly.And Zhang Linle ran head-on, fighting against the flying monkeys. At the moment when one person and one monkey were about to collide, he suddenly knelt down on his knees and slipped under the second monkey with a beautiful knee slide.
Monkey B's forward momentum was too strong, and he didn't have time to retract his claws, so he watched the person in front of him suddenly appear below him and raised his weapon. Zhang Linle raised the corners of his mouth and smiled slightly, and the gleaming silver ax cut the monster monkey open. into two halves.
"Did you see that?" Zhang Lin looked back triumphantly, and said to Asi, "Just shoot like this, you will die cleanly, and it's comfortable to watch."
"Yes, hey! Be careful!" Assi shouted.
Zhang Linle moved when he heard the sound, and before turning his head back, his right hand drew an arc in the air, which looked like he was holding a spiked shield. Between the flints, the weapon in Zhang Linle's left hand had cut through Yihou's trachea.
"Handsome." Asi gave a thumbs up, and the high-spirited young man only smiled faintly, and continued to fight.
Asi turned his head and saw that there were two monkeys hanging on Li Jingxing's golden dragon bayonet.He could see that, there was no need for him to take action, the two had already cleaned up half of the monkeys in a very short period of time.
As Asi was admiring secretly, he suddenly felt his shoulders sink, and he felt bad. In less than a second, a pair of withered hands with hairs had pinched his mandible.
Monkey B must have climbed to a high place, jumped down from the high place, and just landed on his shoulder.
It was too late, this was his first feeling, head-to-head confrontation would definitely not work, he would surely die if his neck was suffocated, fortunately Li Jingxing had taught him a few tricks before, he quickly relaxed, following the violent force, his head and body rotated, both fell to the ground.
Monkey B started to attack again, just happened to meet Asi who drew his knife and stabbed fiercely, the palm of his flesh was hard to reach the iron blade, so Monkey B's palm was pierced.
The monkey screamed in pain, and these tragic screams made the remaining three monkeys also decide to run away.
Zhang Linle waved his hand across a circle, and these evildoers made a muffled bang. They screamed and scattered to other places, but they were surrounded by a transparent copper wall and iron wall. They bumped into walls everywhere and still escaped. stay home.
"This is..." Asi turned up from the place.
"This kid is really powerful. He is clearly a metaphysics defense, but he actually used his defensive wall to surround the enemy and us together." Xu Xu folded his arms and chuckled, "Today we must kill them all."
Zhang Linle is usually cheerful, humble, and very friendly. If Asi hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he would never have imagined that a person who usually looks so gentle can be uncharacteristically and become decisive on the battlefield.With Zhang Linle's fierce expression at the moment, Asi knew that this person was serious.
"Not one of the evils that harm the world can be left behind." Li Jingxing said in a low voice.
Li Jingxing and Zhang Linle approached their respective targets, and both picked up sharp weapons to attack.
Asi slipped in front of Xu Xu, and asked in a low voice, "Master, master can kill all these beasts with silky arrows, so why do these two people have to do it themselves?"
Xu Xu looked at the backs of the two, and said slowly: "Revenge, it's better to kill the enemy with your hands."
With a turn of the ax teeth, Zhang Linle chopped off the monkey's head, while Li Jingxing's bayonet directly pierced the chest of another monkey.There was the last Monkey B left, Zhang Linle cut off its claws without saying a word, Monkey B fell to the ground and screamed.
Zhang Linle took the defense: "Leave a report and let them correctly evaluate their own strength."
Yi Monkey ran away rolling and crawling, Xu Xu came up and joked: "Liu Wan, how dare you openly challenge the Sirius Society?"
"I'm going to show Jiang Yue, those who disturb China, I will kill to the end."
Xu Xu was in a daze for a moment. He seemed to see Zhang Linle standing upright under the Beitian Gate in plain clothes, with a kind of immortal demeanor that all evil should not invade.
Li Jingxing's hand kept sticking to Xu Xu's face, and he gently pinched the other's cheek with his fingers. Xu Xu turned his head slightly, and gently rubbed Li Jingxing's finger with the tip of his fine nose.
It was too quiet for a while, and there was still a hint of ambiguity and embarrassment in this stillness. The ambiguity belonged to Li Jingxing and Xu Xu, while the embarrassment belonged to the two light bulbs.
Zhang Linle and Asi are adhering to the principle of no evil, each holding a small teacup, staring at the teacup, as if the teacup is not filled with water, but an attractive movie, wishing to put their heads in it.
It seems that only by doing so can the wattage of the light bulb be reduced.
But once no one spoke, the whole atmosphere became even more weird. The two people who love each other finally noticed this. Li Jingxing put down his hand, Xu Xu also sat upright, and cleared his throat pretendingly.
This sound finally brought Zhang Linle and Asi back from the Baishui drama, Zhang Linle breathed a sigh of relief, and Asi asked casually: "When is it?"
Zhang Linle raised his wrist and looked at his watch: "Hurry up."
Li Jingxing warned: "The yang energy is the weakest in Zishi, everyone should be more vigilant."
The others nodded in unison.
The long night is especially painful for those who suffer from insomnia and vigil. Asi couldn't help asking Xu Xu, "Master, when will the coffin bearer arrive?"
"Yin Shichu." Xu Xu replied.
"Yin Shichu? Isn't that arriving after three o'clock in the middle of the night?" Asi asked in surprise, "So early?"
"I have ranked the fate of this family. I only talk about this woman. This woman's horoscope is negative, the palace of disaster and the couple's palace are punished, and the sun is falling. The numbers at the end of 2, 3, and 8 are all critical points. It is extremely difficult. If you don't count Wrong, she happens to be 18 this year, and her fate has come to an end." Xu Xu said, "This kind of person should be cremated before Chen Shi, Mao Shi is the best, if it is too late, it will inevitably be disturbed by Yang Qi, and it will be unstable."
"Is there such a thing?" Zhang Linle became interested.
"I've calculated carefully at this time. It's the best for her. It's the last journey of my life. It's a farewell gift from me." Xu Xu said, "I'll send him home after this is over." Two tombs, choose a good day to bury, and benefit the descendants of this family."
After finishing speaking, he smiled wryly: "That's all I can do. Everyone has gone, and any gifts are empty."
"Brother Xu, even if we guard them, the Sirius Society can find other people to attack them. The result is the same. Their purpose is to kill people, not this family. We can't help them." Zhang Linle shrugged.
"That's right, teacher's wife, aren't we actively trying to find a way to prevent them from killing more people? What we have done is a real good thing, and it is absolutely worthwhile."
It was rare for the two of them to say such a warm word, Xu Xu smiled in relief.
Seeing Xu Xu smiled, Axi was even happier, and said flatteringly: "I see, this gift from the teacher's wife cannot be described as precious, it should be called priceless. Who in the feng shui world doesn't know the name of Master Xu? That’s not something anyone can please.”
"Yes." Zhang Linle nodded fiercely.
With the audience, Asi became more excited, and immediately said to Zhang Linle: "Xunlong acupuncture combined with nine-star feng shui, a well-buried ancestral grave will be of great help to future generations. There are good places, but good feng shui masters are rare Yes, so, this kindness from the teacher's wife is a big blessing package."
"It makes me want this big gift package a little bit." Zhang Linle smiled cooperatively.
Asi slammed it hard with his arm: "Bah, bah, what nonsense?"
Xu Xu also felt that Zhang Lin could speak freely, and was about to give him the back of his head when Li Jingxing suddenly grabbed Xu Xu's hand and made a booing gesture.
The other three immediately became alert, and Zhang Linle had already taken out the Mandarin Duck Axe first.
In the next moment, he flew up and stood in front of everyone when the tip of the silver knife struck. He swung his two axes together and swung several flying knives away in unison.
The flying knives deviated from the target and poked in all directions. One scratched the plastic of the greenhouse, one shattered the teacup, two stuck upside down on the table, and one went straight to Xu Xu's neck.
Before Xu Xu moved an inch, the flying knife was abruptly blocked by Li Jingxing's scabbard and fell to the ground.
"Oh, you're actually here for me?" Xu Xu snorted disdainfully.
Li Jingxing held his lover in his arms: "Whoever dares to touch you, first win and I'll talk."
There were sounds from far and near, and Asi was about to chase him out to find out what happened, when Li Jingxing put a hand on his shoulder: "Don't worry about it."
Xu Xu was the first to sit down, and handed the empty cup to Asi: "Pour me some hot water, I can't look down on these clowns."
"Come on." Asi didn't care about the outside anymore, and his wife asked him to do something, and he promised Dehuan, wishing to pour a hundred glasses of water for Xu Xu.
Zhang Linle slammed the mandarin duck ax on the table with a "slap", and jumped back onto the table, with one leg bent and hugged in front of his chest, while the other was simply hanging under the table, turning his head to look at the darkness. The relaxed posture seems to be shouting out: If you have a feeling, I will come to you, Uncle Zhang.
Asi hurriedly handed Uncle Zhang a cup and filled it with water from a teapot.
Li Jingxing sat next to Xu Xu, seemingly casually, but his faintly exerting muscles declared that he could violently explode at any time. If someone without eyes dared to sneak up on Xu Xu, he would crush it without hesitation. the man's neck.
There were still sounds coming from near and far outside, but these people didn't care. They just sat comfortably and didn't take the initiative to attack.
This time the four of them were determined not to disperse, and the noise outside was more urgent. Zhang Linle held the cup in his hand and turned it gently, seemingly carelessly.
Suddenly, with force from his fingers, he slammed the cup into the darkness.
The cup collided with something rushing over, and after a muffled sound, several people heard a scream of "squeak".
Asi stood up immediately: "Monkey!"
Amid Asi's exclamation, Zhang Linle let out several hawk teeth, and those hawk teeth were like sharp blades, stabbing at the evildoer in the dark.
"Six bowls, draw a line, don't disturb the tranquility of the dead." Xu Xu said coldly.
Zhang Linle naturally understood it. With Xu Xu's cooperation in concentrating his thoughts, Yinyang Street suddenly appeared. He said "go" and led everyone to Yinyang Street.
It's still the same scene, but even if this place is overturned, it won't affect the peace of the original mourning hall.There were sharp screams of "chi chi chi chi" from all around, and those monkeys hiding in the dark approached with grinning teeth.
Asi roughly counted and estimated that there were nearly ten of them. These monster monkeys were all red-eyed, black-haired, and tailless. Their sharp buck teeth were exposed outside their mouths, and they cracked their lips as they walked, as if they were in a demonstration.
"It's so ugly." Asi took a step back, thinking to himself: These second monkeys are as big as a man, and their dexterity and jumping ability should be very good, otherwise how could they take off a man's head.
"Brother Xu, these water monkeys have come to dominate the land." Zhang Linle lifted the ax to his chest.
"Then make them look good."
"Kill all the evildoers," Li Jing walked in front, "Jie Xuanji is the spirit of the heroes in heaven."
"Okay!" Zhang Linle responded first.
Asi said loudly, "Count me in."
Xu Xu licked his lower lip: "Kill it, I can't wait."
Zhang Linle is always the one who moves the fastest. As soon as Xu Xu's voice fell, he was the first to go out.
The monkey jumped extremely high. With the help of the power of sprinting, it won with high height. It jumped to the top of Zhang Linle's head, trying to take off the man's head directly.And Zhang Linle ran head-on, fighting against the flying monkeys. At the moment when one person and one monkey were about to collide, he suddenly knelt down on his knees and slipped under the second monkey with a beautiful knee slide.
Monkey B's forward momentum was too strong, and he didn't have time to retract his claws, so he watched the person in front of him suddenly appear below him and raised his weapon. Zhang Linle raised the corners of his mouth and smiled slightly, and the gleaming silver ax cut the monster monkey open. into two halves.
"Did you see that?" Zhang Lin looked back triumphantly, and said to Asi, "Just shoot like this, you will die cleanly, and it's comfortable to watch."
"Yes, hey! Be careful!" Assi shouted.
Zhang Linle moved when he heard the sound, and before turning his head back, his right hand drew an arc in the air, which looked like he was holding a spiked shield. Between the flints, the weapon in Zhang Linle's left hand had cut through Yihou's trachea.
"Handsome." Asi gave a thumbs up, and the high-spirited young man only smiled faintly, and continued to fight.
Asi turned his head and saw that there were two monkeys hanging on Li Jingxing's golden dragon bayonet.He could see that, there was no need for him to take action, the two had already cleaned up half of the monkeys in a very short period of time.
As Asi was admiring secretly, he suddenly felt his shoulders sink, and he felt bad. In less than a second, a pair of withered hands with hairs had pinched his mandible.
Monkey B must have climbed to a high place, jumped down from the high place, and just landed on his shoulder.
It was too late, this was his first feeling, head-to-head confrontation would definitely not work, he would surely die if his neck was suffocated, fortunately Li Jingxing had taught him a few tricks before, he quickly relaxed, following the violent force, his head and body rotated, both fell to the ground.
Monkey B started to attack again, just happened to meet Asi who drew his knife and stabbed fiercely, the palm of his flesh was hard to reach the iron blade, so Monkey B's palm was pierced.
The monkey screamed in pain, and these tragic screams made the remaining three monkeys also decide to run away.
Zhang Linle waved his hand across a circle, and these evildoers made a muffled bang. They screamed and scattered to other places, but they were surrounded by a transparent copper wall and iron wall. They bumped into walls everywhere and still escaped. stay home.
"This is..." Asi turned up from the place.
"This kid is really powerful. He is clearly a metaphysics defense, but he actually used his defensive wall to surround the enemy and us together." Xu Xu folded his arms and chuckled, "Today we must kill them all."
Zhang Linle is usually cheerful, humble, and very friendly. If Asi hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he would never have imagined that a person who usually looks so gentle can be uncharacteristically and become decisive on the battlefield.With Zhang Linle's fierce expression at the moment, Asi knew that this person was serious.
"Not one of the evils that harm the world can be left behind." Li Jingxing said in a low voice.
Li Jingxing and Zhang Linle approached their respective targets, and both picked up sharp weapons to attack.
Asi slipped in front of Xu Xu, and asked in a low voice, "Master, master can kill all these beasts with silky arrows, so why do these two people have to do it themselves?"
Xu Xu looked at the backs of the two, and said slowly: "Revenge, it's better to kill the enemy with your hands."
With a turn of the ax teeth, Zhang Linle chopped off the monkey's head, while Li Jingxing's bayonet directly pierced the chest of another monkey.There was the last Monkey B left, Zhang Linle cut off its claws without saying a word, Monkey B fell to the ground and screamed.
Zhang Linle took the defense: "Leave a report and let them correctly evaluate their own strength."
Yi Monkey ran away rolling and crawling, Xu Xu came up and joked: "Liu Wan, how dare you openly challenge the Sirius Society?"
"I'm going to show Jiang Yue, those who disturb China, I will kill to the end."
Xu Xu was in a daze for a moment. He seemed to see Zhang Linle standing upright under the Beitian Gate in plain clothes, with a kind of immortal demeanor that all evil should not invade.
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