On how to avoid being cannon fodder

"Ji Ya! Pack up our things and let's go!" Situ Yuan pushed open the door and rushed into the room with an uneasy expression.In the living room, Ji Ya came out from behind a pile of boxes and looked at him suspiciously.

Situ Yuan was stunned for a moment, pointed to those boxes and asked, "What is this?"

"These are the custom-made curtains, sofa covers and other complete household linen products that have just been delivered." Ji Ya smiled, opened a box and showed him the pure black quilt cover with flowing clouds and dark patterns inside, "Mrs. The colors weren’t stable enough, so I had someone make a new set.”

The corner of Situ Yuan's mouth twitched, and he said, "Okay, put the things there and let the maid do it. Hurry up and pack our things, I need to run away from home for a while." Seeing Ji Ya's eyes became more surprised, Situ Yuan paused After a pause, he continued: "I'll explain later, hurry up, I have to fix it before my mother comes back."

Ji Ya's work efficiency has always been very high, and after less than half an hour, the two of them had already driven away from the villa area.

Situ Yuan turned his head to look in the rearview mirror, and asked in a low voice, "Will my mother find us?"

Ji Ya glanced at him, and asked back: "Master, do you want Madam to find you?"

Situ Yuan showed a toothache expression: "How is it possible? If I want her to find me, why should I run away? Just stay at home honestly. It's not about seducing a man to play hard to get."

Ji Ya felt that he heard something extraordinary: "Seduce a man?"

"Uh, I changed the bloody script before and left some sequelae, don't worry about it so much." Situ Yuan coughed twice in embarrassment, and quickly changed the subject, "The girl I went on a blind date with today said she likes women, I want to borrow this The reason is to go out and hide, lest my mother force me to go on a blind date again."

Ji Ya thought for a while, then said in a deep voice, "Leave it to me, I guarantee that Madam won't be able to find you within half a year."

Situ Yuan felt a little confused when he heard this: "Half a year? Is it only half a year at most?"

Ji Ya shook his head slightly, drove the car back onto the highway, and explained at the same time: "According to Madam's personality, she should only be able to tolerate you playing outside for half a year at most, and if it takes longer, she will probably make great efforts to find you. If you want to hide your tracks, you will have to suffer a bit, it’s not worth it.”

After listening, Situ Yuan nodded in understanding, and began to talk about the self-driving travel plan beside him.Ji Ya felt that his young master was very cute when he talked about going out to play, but he still couldn't help but took the time to ask: "What about Xinghai Entertainment?"

"...Please don't mention such disappointing things." Situ Yuan raised his forehead, "If I face those little stars who read too many novels by the domineering and overbearing president every day, I will choose to go on strike and develop small software at home. .”

"I remember you never learned programming?"

"You never learned to write..."

The two chatted all the way out of the city, and then changed to a cheaper car in a warehouse in the suburbs and continued on the road.In the middle of the night, they finally arrived at their destination - a folk culture scenic spot.This place is most famous for its bamboo weaving art, and the clothes of the local people are also quite distinctive.But now it was too late and the streets were so deserted that it was impossible to even find someone to ask for directions.Situ Yuan looked up the location of the local hotel on his mobile phone a little distressed, but this world has not yet invented things like mobile phone navigation, so there is really no useful information to be found.But before he could find useful information, Ji Ya in the driver's seat next to him had already parked the car and said, "Master, we are here."

Situ Yuan raised his head in astonishment, and saw the hotel sign not far from the car window at a glance.He was in a very delicate mood at this moment: "How do you know there is a hotel here?" Is there any special rule here to calculate the location of the hotel?For example, the gossip array shows that Fengshui here must be a hotel or something?

However, Ji Ya's very sincere answer made Situ Yuan feel more subtle: "Intuition."

The answer was quite unexpected and reasonable.He remembered the time when he was rescued by Ji Wenyuan from the invaders in his first life, and the answer he got when he asked Ji Wenyuan afterwards was also "intuition".But intuition is not a life-and-death thing or very serious. Generally, you don’t feel much. Is it so serious to find a hotel in the middle of the night?

When he came back to his senses, Ji Ya had already got out of the car to get the salute.As soon as Situ Yuan got out of the car, he was shivered by the cold air of the winter night. The next moment, a warm coat was put on him.Ji Ya held the heavy-looking gift bag with one hand, and put the other hand on Situ Yuan's shoulder to prevent the clothes from falling off.His facial features could not be seen clearly in the night, but the gentleness in those black pupils was unmistakable. At this moment, Situ Yuan suddenly had the urge to kiss him, but he quickly suppressed this irrational behavior Living.His eyes stayed on Ji Ya's thin clothes for a moment, and he frowned and said, "Thank you, but aren't you cold?"

Ji Ya smiled slightly: "You're welcome, young master. I exercise regularly and am more resistant to cold. You can do sports with me when you have time."

Situ Yuan was silent for two seconds, then took Ji Ya's arm and walked towards the hotel.

Meanwhile, the eldest lady of the Fortune Group is trying to explain to her parents that she claimed to be gay on a blind date.

The wife of the CEO of the Fortune Consortium looked worried: "Daughter, why didn't you tell mom that you like girls?"

"This unfilial daughter!" The boss was furious, his fingers trembling with anger, "Mr. Song called and said that it was my daughter who made her son so angry that she ran away from home. Aren't you embarrassing the Situ family?"

The eldest lady puffed her cheeks and stomped her feet: "No, I don't like women, it's because Situ Yuan hates him so much that I deliberately angered him..."

The boss was so angry that he dropped his glass: "Why don't you use your brain, huh? The business between our family and Situ's is going to be ruined!"

……

On the second day, Situ Yuan got up earlier than Ji Ya, and quietly touched Ji Ya's bedside, wanting to have a close look at the sleeping face of his male god.Who would have thought that as soon as he bent down, Ji Ya opened his eyes silently and looked at him silently.

Situ Yuan: "..."

Ji Ya: "Good morning, young master."

Situ Yuan coughed, and said without changing his face: "Good morning, how about we go shopping in the old street together? Online reviews say that the bamboo weaving crafts there are more authentic."

Of course Ji Ya had no objection, and immediately got up to wash up, and within a quarter of an hour, the two of them were already standing on the old street.Today happened to be the weekend, and there were quite a lot of people visiting this place. The crowds on the old street were so crowded that it made one's scalp tingle.Situ Yuan was a little surprised when he saw the crowded scene: "Why are there so many people? It is clearly stated on the Internet that there is no crowd?"

Ji Ya doesn't know why, but luckily it's winter, otherwise if it's summer, the smell of sweat would be daunting.But now that they have come, they still choose to go in and have a look.The conscientious Steward Ji managed to squeeze a path out of the crowd, and overcame obstacles all the way to the street stall.To be honest, these bamboo weaving objects are really exquisite, and of course the price is also quite expensive.The young master of Situ's family was not short of money, he bought, bought and bought all the way, but unfortunately he was finally targeted.Situ Yuan only felt that he had been bumped, and immediately felt that something was missing from his pocket.He immediately realized something was wrong, turned his head to look, but only had time to catch a fleeting glimpse of the back of his head.He suddenly became anxious, he couldn't swipe his card in his current situation, the cash was all the funds he had with him!

Ji Ya, who was walking in front, also quickly sensed that something was wrong, and immediately stuffed the things in his arms into Situ Yuan's hands, motioning for him to chase after him.

The thief couldn't run very far in such a crowded environment, and his strength was definitely not as strong as Ji Ya, so he was caught up before he ran very far.The thief had a standard passer-by face, and at the beginning he denied it in every possible way and wanted to use his good looks to fool him, but Ji Ya mercilessly used force to threaten him, and within 2 minutes he succeeded in making the thief cry and change his ways. Present Situ Yuan's wallet.However, in such a short period of time, when Ji Ya returned to the original place, Situ Yuan had already disappeared.

Ji Ya: "..." Young Master, he actually ran around!

Reluctantly, he took out his mobile phone and called Situ Yuan, and the call was quickly connected, and Situ Yuan's voice came from over there: "Hello? Ji Ya, I was squeezed into a handicraft shop. Just follow our Go in the direction you came from, the name of the store is 'Mozhuxuan', come and find me, I can't get out."

Following his description, Ji Ya easily found the store, but what he didn't expect was that his young master was actually with a tall and beautiful woman with a very seductive appearance, and the two chatted happily.Situ Yuan quickly noticed Ji Ya, smiled and waved him over.Seeing his actions like this, the beautiful woman next to him also followed her gaze, and the moment she saw Ji Ya, her eyes showed a bit of surprise.Situ Yuan didn't notice the change in the beauty's expression, walked to Ji Ya, took the wallet he handed over and stuffed it back into his pocket, then explained with a smile: "I met this one in the store, she is also a local , but it is said that she just came back recently after going to work in other places. She knows a lot about bamboo weaving, which opened my eyes a lot."

Ji Ya stared at the beauty for a few seconds, narrowing his eyes slightly.Situ Yuan noticed that his attitude was a bit wrong, but if he was jealous...he felt that it didn't match Ji Ya's previous personality.Before Situ Yuan could ask, Ji Ya took his hand, nodded to the woman and strode away.He dragged Situ Yuan all the way back to the hotel, and Situ Yuan still had a puzzled expression after he entered the room.But Ji Ya didn't explain much, he just said that there were too many people today, so he asked Situ Yuan to go out for a walk tomorrow.

But there are some things that cannot be avoided at all. When Ji Ya came back from buying local delicacies, the door opposite their room suddenly opened.A very familiar beauty came out of the room, and looked at the two with a surprised smile: "Ah, it's you, what a coincidence."

"Miss Han?" Situ Yuan looked at her in surprise.

Miss Han was the beauty who was chatting with Situ Yuan at Mozhuxuan before, she smiled at them and said, "Since it's such a coincidence, why don't we have a meal together? I'll treat you."

Before Situ Yuan could speak, Ji Ya suddenly took a step across and stood in front of Situ Yuan, looked at her with cold eyes and asked, "Sir, why did you approach us pretending to be a woman?"

Hearing this, Situ Yuan looked at the "Miss Han" in disbelief, and when he saw her pale face, he immediately understood everything.

"Miss Han" was silent for a while, then suddenly laughed lowly, tilted her head and said, "You are so sensitive, few people can recognize my true gender."

Ji Ya looked at him without speaking, his eyes became colder.

"I just want to make friends with you." "Miss Han" whispered, her long eyelashes trembling constantly, as if a bullied deer was about to cry in the next second.But the two people who appreciated his performance didn't like it, Situ Yuan sneered, and directly pulled Ji Ya back to his room, closing the door with a bang.

"Miss Han" didn't expect this kind of reaction from the two of them. Shouldn't ordinary people say something no matter good or bad?He stared at the closed door in a daze for a while, then withdrew his weeping expression, curled his lips and went downstairs for dinner.