On how to avoid being cannon fodder

"Go in and stay, be honest."

Ye Min heard the noise, looked up, and saw a very familiar fat white man being pushed in.He exclaimed in astonishment: "Teacher Yang!"

Yang Zheng heard the sound and looked, also a little surprised: "Ye Min? You were also caught by this group of traffickers?"

Ye Min didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Teacher, there are no human traffickers here." He tried hard to find a wording that Yang Zheng could accept, and explained the matter from beginning to end.He could sense the weak spiritual power fluctuations in Yang Zheng's body, and he had obviously stepped into the threshold of the realm of comprehension—this was probably the reason why he was brought here.

Yang Zheng was stunned when he heard this: "Are you joking?"

Ye Min said seriously: "Of course I'm not joking, teacher, look." He put his fingers together, and a stream of fiery red light suddenly appeared on his fingertips. , From the gap between the railings, it shot straight into a tree 20 meters away, and cut down the tree with a diameter of two feet wide.

Yang Zheng's eyes widened slightly, staring at Ye Min with a look that seemed to be unfamiliar.

Ye Min was a little embarrassed by him, and glanced at the camera he was holding in his hand, so he immediately changed the subject: "That... Teacher, are you here to pick up the wind?"

"Yes." Yang Zheng's tone was a bit depressed: "I heard people say that the mountains and rivers are beautiful, so I thought of taking some works here and sending them to the competition, but I didn't expect to be caught and locked up here by a group of people as soon as I got to the periphery. He touched the camera in his hand and sighed.

Ye Min didn't know what to say.The feng shui of Yueling is indeed very good, so good that it was designated as a base without authorization by a powerful evil force.He felt that his high school head teacher was a bit unlucky. In just three years, he had experienced his girlfriend's cheating and a fight with a cultivator. Originally, the scene of his girlfriend's cheating showdown three years ago was just a psychological injury. Now it directly rises to life. threatened.

Ye Min looked at Yang Zheng sympathetically, and was about to say something when he was interrupted by Han Yang Hao who suddenly appeared behind him: "Boy, you are bored, even if you want to practice swords, don't just destroy the flowers and trees."

Ye Min's body froze, he lowered his head and did not speak.

Han Yanghao walked closer, looked at the two people locked in the "cage" and raised his eyebrows: "Yo, there is one more person."

Yang Zheng also turned to look at him.

Han Yanghao and him looked at each other for a few seconds, and then looked away without changing their expressions.He raised his hand to remove the restriction on the railing, opened the door to signal Ye Min to come out, and said calmly, "It's time for your training today."

Ye Min has always been very serious about training, no matter how many times he is ridiculed by Han Yanghao, he never shows any signs of slack.

But today, when he finished using the two sets of swordsmanship he had learned recently, Han Yanghao's reaction was so flat that he felt awkward.

"Back straight, don't lift your chin, keep your eyes on the direction your sword is pointing, and pay attention to the strength of your movements. It's okay, do it again." Han Yanghao looked calm.

"Didn't I tell you not to lift your chin just now, do it again." Still calm.

"Attention!" Still expressionless.

……

After one afternoon, Ye Min finally finished his training.He secretly ran to the toilet and called the yellow-haired boy: "Hey, little yellow chicken... no, Sun Li, my master..."

"Wait, what did you call me just now!" The voice of the yellow-haired boy came from the other end of the phone, "Little yellow chicken?"

Ye Min was a little embarrassed.In the past half month, every time Han Yanghao mentioned Sun Li as a "little yellow chicken", the impression was too deep, and now he couldn't help but say it out of his mouth.

He coughed dryly twice, pretending that nothing happened just now: "Sun Li, my master is acting strange today."

The yellow-haired boy's attention was immediately diverted: "Strange? What happened?"

Ye Min looked serious: "He didn't call me a pig in human skin today, nor did he say that I completed all the training in my dream."

"... Seriously," said the yellow-haired boy, "you're not a jerk, are you?"

Ye Min: "I'm serious! Don't always finish the topic, okay?"

Yellow-haired boy: "I'm telling the truth too. Isn't it good if he doesn't scold you? Are you in love and looking for abuse?"

……

At the same time, Han Yanghao had already returned to the place where Ye Min was imprisoned.

He looked at Yang Zheng through the railing, and suddenly laughed after a few seconds: "Have I seen you?"

Yang Zheng smiled and said, "Yes, downstairs at Ye Min's house. That chance meeting, you really left a very deep impression on me."

Han Yanghao pursed his lips and withdrew his smile: "However, I won't pay much attention to a limp fat man."

Yang Zheng sighed: "I have a fat-prone physique, and I can't lose weight."

Han Yanghao paused for a second, and said, "Then don't reduce it, it's pretty nice if it's round."

Yang Zheng: "..." Are you serious?

Han Yanghao sat down with his back against the railing.He looked up at the darkened sky, and suddenly asked, "Are you hungry? Do you want to eat?"

Yang Zheng, who was sitting in the cage, looked at his back with a subtle smile in his eyes.But this smile didn't last long, it only stayed in his eyes for a few seconds before being covered up by a helpless expression: "I'm not hungry, but when will you release me from the cage?"

Han Yanghao didn't look back, and explained in a calm voice: "That's not a cage, it's Yunlingjin, it's used to protect rookies like you who don't have much strength and come to the front line. It will block any external attacks."

Yang Zheng raised his eyebrows slightly when he heard the word "rookie", and he repeated in a low voice: "Rookie? Then what kind of person is not a rookie?"

Han Yanghao tilted his head and glanced at him: "Don't think about it, just wait."

With a good-tempered smile, Yang Zheng raised the camera in his hand: "Okay, I'll wait. Before that, do you want to take a photo?"

"Are you a photographer?" Han Yanghao remembered slowly when he said this. He had never asked his name: "What's your name?"

Yang Zheng touched the camera in his hand, and said warmly, "My name is Yang Zheng."

Neither of them spoke for the next few minutes, and for a while, the only sound of their breathing remained in the air.

This situation continued until Ye Min was escorted back by the monks on duty.Han Yanghao stood up and took Ye Min away, who was about to get into the cage: "Don't stay here, it's so far away from my tent. I remember there was one next to my tent, and the descendants of the Nascent Soul cultivator over there are still there." There are many, and the age difference is not too big with you, I think you will like it more."

Ye Min: "..." No, master, I still want to catch up with the teacher!

Watching their backs going away, a smile appeared in Yang Zheng's eyes again.

Still as cute as ever.

……

In fact, in the following days, Ye Min clearly found that his master's worsening temper had suddenly returned to the way it was at the beginning—even better than before.

He was a little confused.

until one day--

Han Yanghao watched Ye Min practice the sword, and suddenly said something that had nothing to do with the sword: "I said, do you want to try to eat more?"

Ye Min was completely dumbfounded: "Huh?"

Han Yanghao's eyes were full of disgust: "Why are you so thin?"

Ye Min opened his mouth but didn't know what to say.Where is he thin?Although it is not as good as Han Yanghao's eight-pack abs, he still has some muscle lines.

Over there, Han Yanghao was still throwing away: "I remember Yang Zheng is your class teacher in high school. He has such a good-looking figure. Why didn't you learn from him?"

Ye Min looked at his master in horror.

Master, what's the matter with you?Is your aesthetics okay, master?

Fortunately, Han Yanghao didn't go out of his normal state yet, and he continued, "Forget it, that body type is not suitable for sword cultivators."

Seeing Han Yanghao's regretful expression, Ye Min felt that he was not well.After class, he hid in the toilet and called the "little yellow chicken": "Hey, Sun Li, what should I do, my master is getting more and more abnormal!"

Sun Li was a little impatient: "Amin, if you tell me again that he didn't scold you, I will put you on the blacklist."

"It's not this." Ye Min covered his eyes, "Master, his sense of aesthetics seems to be skewed, and he suddenly fell in love with the fat man's physique."

Sun Li: "..."

He had met Ling Muhan before, and his handsome face, which was extremely suitable for flirting with girls, left a deep impression on him.He silently imagined how this man with eight-pack abs turned into a sumo wrestler's physique, and couldn't help shivering.

"You..." Sun Li tried hard to break free from the terrifying scene in his mind: "Your master, has he met any fat beauties recently?"

Ye Min bit his lip, a little hesitant: "The only fat man he has seen recently is my high school class teacher, Yang Zheng. But a fat beauty... shouldn't be counted?"

"I think so, I remember a saying called 'one white covers all ugliness, one fat ruins everything.' Thinking about it, your teacher can't be so beautiful." Sun Li said, "Then there is only one possibility—— Your master fell in love with Yang Zheng at first sight."

Ye Min: "..."

Sun Li was analyzing over there, unaware that he had lost a dick to his friend.

Ye Min interrupted him with difficulty: "Wait a minute, Teacher Yang Zheng is a man."

Sun Li didn't feel anything wrong at all: "I know, the name Yang Zheng doesn't sound like a girl at all."

Ye Min was about to collapse: "Are you kidding me? How can two men fall in love at first sight!"

Just from the tone of Sun Li's voice, surprise can be heard: "I'm not kidding, isn't this kind of thing normal in the cultivation world? There are more men than women who take the road of cultivation. You want to find someone It’s hard to have a female partner with a similar lifespan, so male monks find a lot of male monks to live with. Oh, by the way, it’s normal for you to only start practicing in the past two years, so you don’t know.”

Ye Min hung up the phone and squatted at the door of the toilet, not going out.

Outside, Han Yanghao became a little impatient: "Yemin, are you alright?"

Ye Min silently removed the soundproof restriction.

He just wants to be alone in the cage now.