On how to avoid being cannon fodder

The energy dissipated after the collapse of the world's will is absorbed little by little, and the remaining small wounds on the soul are gradually smoothed away.

Ji Wenyuan was in a trance for a moment, and then immediately came back to his senses and stared closely at the car that crashed into the mountain wall in front of him, his dark pupils suddenly turned dark blue.

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The extremely strong mental power easily crushed it into dust, and a car evaporated from the world.

He sat back in the car and stopped the car. A certain young master was lying on the dashboard and looking at him with raised eyebrows. Seeing him looking back, he jokingly said, "Mr. Butler is cruel and merciless, Mr. Han admires him!"

Ji Wenyuan: "...don't make trouble."

Han Yanghao curled his lips: "Don't worry about the remaining killers, I will deal with them myself." When he said this, he gritted his teeth, his expression was very ferocious: "Damn it, you dare to chase and kill this young master. I will never end with them!"

Ji Wenyuan looked at him for a while, then reached out and rubbed his short, smooth hair into a chicken coop: "Don't make trouble!" Is this guy addicted to acting?

Han Yanghao held back for two seconds, and couldn't help laughing.He grabbed Ji Wenyuan's hand and pulled it to his lips, his bright black eyes reflected the moonlight in the night, as charming as the purest obsidian: "Wenyuan, let me ask you a few questions, please give all the correct answers .”

Ji Wenyuan didn't know what he wanted to ask, and responded a little surprised: "You ask."

Han Yanghao's face was serious, and his tone was very deep: "What's your name?"

Ji Wenyuan: "..."

He looked at the expression on the face of the person in front of him, "Do you dare to say it wrong again", and said helplessly, "Ji Wenyuan." In fact, he had already remembered a lot when Heriman's life ended, but a bunch of memories were mixed together Once again, he thought it was a dream, so that he couldn't tell which one was the first life for a while.

Han Yanghao's eyes lit up, and he continued to ask, "What's the leader's name?"

Ji Wenyuan: "... Taoist Tianji."

"What is the name of the protagonist in my world?"

"Pei Xiu."

Han Yanghao asked a lot of questions, and at the end he suddenly became extremely serious: "The last question."

Ji Wenyuan inexplicably had a bad premonition.

"What was the name on my ID card when we first slept?"

Ji Wenyuan: "...Han Yanghao?"

Han Yanghao immediately covered his chest with a heartbroken face: "You really didn't think about it!"

Ji Wenyuan: "..."

Han Yanghao said quietly: "On the day you started to study the teaching video, I died in a car accident, which is a psychological shadow of my life. You haven't remembered it yet!"

Wait, instructional video?What to learn?Why does it sound so wrong in this context? !

Seeing his expression, Ji Wenyuan was really unhappy, so he couldn't help but sighed and said, "Don't worry, I will always remember. What's more, even if I can't remember, so what, I still know that I love you."

Han Yanghao's heart beat quickened by his unexpected confession, and he forced his face to pretend to be angry: "Hey, hey, Wen Yuan, don't think you can get away with this, at least you need a meme to comfort my hurt heart!"

Ji Wenyuan laughed, and leaned over to kiss the corner of his lips: "You've failed in studies, my doctor."

Han Yanghao chased after his lips before leaving, wrapping his hands around his neck to deepen the kiss.Ji Wenyuan was stunned for a moment, a little smile appeared in his dark blue pupils, and he entwined with his tongue in coordination.It's a pity that the two of them didn't stay warm for long. The sound of the military helicopter gunship arriving late came from far away. Although it was still a few kilometers away, this distance could not escape the soul perception range of the awakened person at all.Ji Wenyuan was the first to let go of Han Yanghao's lips. Seeing that he still looked like he was relying on him and not wanting to wake up, he mobilized his mental strength and directly shattered the car and the guns into powder, and directly carried him back to Situ Yuan Next to the bombed villa.

The monitoring of this villa area is very strict, and it is impossible for anyone to appear here quietly without being discovered.It's a pity that Ji Wenyuan and the others are both awakened, so it's very easy to distort the light casually so that the surveillance cannot find it.Han Yanghao looked at the miserable state of his villa, and finally thought of a poor little boy who was unfortunately lost due to this attack: "Did the coffee be killed by the bomb?"

This is obviously knowingly asking, no creature in this world can survive after being in close contact with this level of gunpowder.Looking at the ruins of the villa surrounded by the police fence, Ji Wenyuan sighed and said, "It's a pity." After all these years of getting along, he still has some feelings for that clingy cat.

"By the way, what did you bring me here for?" Han Yanghao suddenly reacted and asked, "The villa is uninhabitable now."

Ji Wenyuan pulled him into the villa directly opposite the ruins: "It's okay, I've already bought this villa, we can live here."

After Han Yanghao entered the door, he looked at the villa that was decorated just like the one he lived in before, and his mood was very delicate: "When did this happen?"

"Five years ago, there were too many dividends to spend, and it happened that this villa was for sale, so I bought it." Ji Wenyuan bent down and brought him a pair of slippers, "Go take a bath, your whole body is covered in ashes. "

The layout of this villa is exactly the same as that of Situ's house. When I bought it, I thought it would be in case of emergency.It was a thrilling night. The two of them were covered in cement dust and ash from the collapse of the house, and they felt uncomfortable if they didn't wash it off quickly.Ji Wenyuan took off all his clothes and walked into the shower room, closed his eyes and let the hot water pour down from his head.

Suddenly, the door lock of the bathroom door clicked lightly, and then the locked door opened.

Ji Wenyuan: "..."

"How many years have we been married and you still lock the door..." Han Yanghao walked in wearing a bath towel, but as soon as he entered the bathroom, his eyes were glued to Ji Wenyuan's eight-pack abs.

He knows it!The male god Ji Wenyuan, every life comes standard with ape-armed wasp waist, long legs, wide shoulders, narrow buttocks and eight-pack abs... Except for the time when he was swollen by the will of the world, he has never made a mistake!

Ji Wenyuan didn't expect that he would break open the door and come in, so he waved at him helplessly and amusedly: "Come here, don't catch a cold."

Han Yanghao walked over, couldn't help but raised his paws to touch his male god's abdominal muscles, and praised: "It feels so good." And watching the water flow down the well-organized muscles, his fair skin seemed to be All are glowing!It is simply a visual feast!

However, Ji Wenyuan was unmoved, and took the shower gel from the shelf sideways, poured it on the palm of his hand and rubbed it, and rubbed the person who came over to tease his old Gong from head to toe and then rinsed it off.

It wasn't until Han Yanghao retracted into the quilt in a daze that he suddenly realized that nothing had happened just now!

What small farewell is better than newlyweds, what kind of dry firewood is ignited at a touch of fire, what bathroom flirts attack Dafa 108 styles...all are deceiving!Even with the particularly harmonious old age in the previous life, they have been married for almost 80 years, okay?

Han Yanghao felt very depressed as he huddled himself in bed.

After a while, Ji Wenyuan also came out of the bathroom. He saw the big bulge on the bed at a glance, and felt warm in his heart. He walked over and climbed onto the bed with his hands on both sides of the quilt, and asked with a low smile: " what's on your mind?"

His deep and magnetic voice made people's bones go numb. Han Yanghao silently revealed a pair of eyes from under the quilt, and said in a muffled voice, "I wonder if I read a bunch of fake books."

Ji Wenyuan got under the covers and wrapped the person in his arms: "What fake book?"

Han Yanghao: "..." How dare you tell the person you failed to flirt.

Seeing that he didn't answer or ask any more questions, Ji Wenyuan closed his eyes contentedly and wanted to sleep while hugging his lover.Dr. Han, who was delusional about eating meat, saw that the last hope of this situation was completely shattered, and angrily gave his male god an elbow: "Ji Wenyuan! How dare you say that you are not frigid!"

Without even raising his eyelids, Ji Wenyuan reached out and pressed Han Yanghao's head into his arms and continued to sleep: "My dear young master, do you still remember your well-known senior homophobic persona?"

"..." Han Yanghao became angry from embarrassment, "Who cares about this kind of thing!"