The exclusive sorrow of science students

Yusheng's biggest character trait can be called stubbornness, but this kind of stubbornness is rarely used in the right place.

The high temperature was 34 degrees that day. Yusheng came out of the dormitory at noon and put on slippers in a daze. Song Yanyi didn't care.However, this time, our good student Song Yanyi, who abides by the law, did not expect that the school forbids wearing flip-flops in class, saying that it is detrimental to appearance and bad manners.

Yusheng went to the bathroom after class, but was caught by the dean: "Why did you come here wearing the red slippers in the dormitory?"

"I'm hot, what's wrong, can't I?" Yu Sheng obviously didn't wake up.

"...Of course not! It's written in the school rules that you are not allowed to wear exotic clothes!" The dean was so angry at Yu Sheng's insult, he didn't recover for a long time, and even quoted the wrong one.Fortunately, Song Yanyi came out in time to drag Yusheng away, and apologized to the dean.

Returning to his seat, Yu Sheng was aggrieved.He didn't tell Song Yanyi the specific "combat plan", but used actions to open his eyes: red slippers, blue slippers, black slippers, flip-flops, and outer-wear slippers took turns. He took out his mobile phone and told him that it was written on Taobao that the slippers could be worn outside.

Song Yanyi was a little desperate. As Yusheng's "queen lawyer", he had no choice but to tell the dean that Yusheng wanted to know which kind of slippers were prohibited, and he brought a mobile phone because of slippers, which he had never brought before. ... For the first time, he told a lie, and he was very helpless.The teachers let Yu Sheng go. Naturally, they couldn't figure out why the top student in the grade was so protective of this brat.But Yusheng has earned some fame: "Slipper King".

On the way back from the class teacher's office, Song Yanyi lowered her head and took out her vocabulary book in order to avoid people's eyes and ears.Yu Sheng didn't think it was a trivial matter, he swaggered and pulled his slippers loudly.This made Song Yanyi unintentional to memorize the vocabulary. He thought of when he was in junior high school, Yu Sheng, who was a head shorter than him, helped him fight and slapped a boy's glasses with the sole of his shoe.In the end, it was the tall Song Yanyi who pushed aside the provocative boys, hugged Yusheng, and left a sentence of "don't meet with them".It's funny to think about it. Since then, Yu Sheng has been particularly obsessed with shoes.Good shoes not only need to be comfortable for walking, but also to slap people hard, take off the shoes quickly, and flip the shoes can be used as darts, which is convenient for fighting.As for the appearance of the shoes, who cares!

Regarding Yu Sheng's height, this may be an item that he himself is not satisfied with.He never showed Song Yanyi the physical examination form, but he could also tell by visual inspection that it was only a little over 1.7 meters.He often felt that Song Yanyi was so tall and didn't play basketball.Yu Sheng asked him out to practice because he didn't want to be crushed by those tall boys who are good players.

"Old Song, just stand there and watch me pass you!"

Song Yanyi posed properly, waiting for him to rush over.To be honest, how could he not move, he also had to respect his opponent and defend properly, but in the end he blocked Yu Sheng with his hand.The ball rolled to the side field, and neither of them picked it up, which was very embarrassing.

"Old Song, you bully people! You fouled!" Yu Sheng made a big move: "The Dragon Roars".Although Song Yanyi doesn't play basketball, she still understands the rules of the basketball game. How could this be considered a foul.He smiled and went to pick up the ball.

"Huh! Come again, I must pass you! Don't touch my head with your dirty paws... Wucao! You're fucking hating me again..."

The two indispensable things in Yusheng's life are socks and underpants.Song Yanyi got up at 6:[-] in the morning. He was going to the cafeteria to finish eating, and then bring breakfast to Yusheng, and he came back just in time to wake this guy up.Afraid of waking Yu Sheng up, he went to wash up without even turning on the small desk lamp.When drinking water, it seems to have chewed something unknown, and it smells like washing powder.He quickly spit it out, and looked through the sunlight from the slits of the curtains, it turned out to be Yu Sheng's socks hanging by his bedside!

Song Yanyi couldn't laugh or cry.The reason why he chose bed No. [-] was because there was a hook left by the senior on the wall, but Yusheng didn't have it, so he used the railing above Song Yanyi's water cup as a place to dry clothes, and sometimes occupied the hook on the ceiling.One day when Song Yanyi woke up in the morning, a pair of underwear would suddenly fall from the ceiling and hit him on the face.He said nothing about it, just get used to it.

During class break, Yusheng listened to Song Yanyi tell the "sock story" and burst out laughing: "Old Song, isn't that what you drink is 'sock extract'! It's so awesome..." Song Yanyi silently replied in his heart, "It's you. I'm still awesome..."

"Old Song, I suddenly remembered that I can't find my pair of blue and white vertical pants!"

"...Underwear, don't call it 'pants', it sounds ugly. Also, keep your voice down..."

"No dormitories, no classrooms... well, there is still a cafeteria left!"

"You are poisonous, why are the underwear in the classroom and the cafeteria..." Song Yanyi held his forehead, "I'll help you find it when I get back."

Song Yanyi returned to the dormitory and saw a basin of socks.Reminiscent of what Yu Sheng said: The socks that have been soaked for four weeks are still not washed, and I changed the basin of water for it again, as if I have experienced the joy of raising fish... Song Yanyi smelled it on purpose, but there is no smell, so give it to Yu Sheng Wash the socks and practice your hands, and then print tomorrow's test paper after washing.Hey, being a school committee is busy enough, it's not what I imagined.

Out of the dormitory door came two boys, "Hey! The school committee is going to wash the socks? These socks are so small!"

"He was born by Yu." Song Yanyi searched for these two people in her brain, but she couldn't retrieve their names. Anyway, they all called themselves "Student Committee", so they should be classmates.

"Wow - my brother Yu is so awesome, let the school committee wash the socks?" This man's reaction was too violent, but the one next to him was fine: "Brother, calm down, the school committee and Brother Yu We've been together for a long time... No, no, we've been in junior high school for a long time."

"It's normal to wash socks for roommates." Song Yanyi was puzzled.

"Maybe! But I don't want to touch this grandson's socks at all!" The two classmates pushed and shoved downstairs, "Hey, yours are more disgusting than mine? See you, the school committee!"

Song Yanyi put on the soap, and thought of the origin of the post of "School Committee".At that time, he was the representative of the physics class, and he was responsible for collecting homework and handing out homework. Good." This sentence was rejected by Yu Sheng for several days: "Old Song, how can you be so lazy? You are not lazy, how can you be so snobbish? Not right..." Of course Song Yanyi knew what he wanted to express, but this is probably science It's male nature, one thing more is worse than one thing less, but on the surface it is still necessary to show some aggressiveness.

When Yu Sheng returned to the dormitory, he saw Song Yanyi wrapped the peaches in plastic wrap, and felt that Song Yanyi was really Jingdangmao's pocket, with everything in it.But after thinking about it, I became sad again, because the peaches inside had begun to rot, and the plastic wrap seemed useless. It could only delay the rot of the fruit, but it could not completely stop it.He felt inexplicably sad, what other things like plastic wrap in the world?Even so people will buy it, trying to have hope before it goes bad, as long as it goes....

Yu Sheng lay on the table, huddled together.Of course, no one is always sunny and cheerful.At this time, Song Yanyi came in with the printed paper, thinking that he was asleep, first closed the window, covered him with a windbreaker, and gave him a pillow for him to hug.

Yu Sheng was overjoyed, and when Song Yanyi was closest, he suddenly made a face, scaring him to stagger.

This one, doesn't need plastic wrap and won't go bad.

On Saturday, Yusheng went to make up math, and Song Yanyi tidied up the house in the dormitory.Suddenly received a message: "Lao Song and we are posting pornographic pictures in this group!" He saw that Yu Sheng had created a group with only the two of them.He immediately typed: "Listen to the class carefully. Besides, if you build such a group and chat with us directly, the effect will be the same."

"Pfft! It's recess now, you won't let me play for a while, Lao Song is too ruthless! Besides, other students post pornographic jokes to create a new group, come here, I want to post pictures!"

Song Yanyi supported his forehead.This guy……

Song Yanyi actually hates the class group, there are always some boring people saying some boring things.Maybe he felt that other than Yu Sheng, other people's words were boring and unnutritive.He had blocked that group a long time ago, and important notifications were often suppressed, and only when he had to rummage through the chat records.For someone like Song Yanyi who never speaks in the group, the meaning of group chat is only to share chat records.

When he was with Yusheng, he suspected that his ability to make friends had seriously deteriorated; when he was not together, he would use chat records to complete it, as if everyone except Yusheng was boring, and Song Yanyi gave up trying to get to know others It feels like having an account that has been played for several years, and there is no need to create another account.

Yu Sheng's stubbornness is on full display when he debates with his classmates in class.The topic that day was "Do you agree with premarital sex?" Yusheng fully agreed. As a minority, he was "attacked" by countless girls, and his face was red when he fought.Song Yanyi remained neutral and refused to participate in activities that waste energy and emotion such as debates.After class, Yusheng complained to Song Yanyi in front of all the girls in the class: "Girls have too many things to do, and they are troublesome!" Song Yanyi couldn't laugh or cry again. Will this guy really find a partner in the future?

Yusheng seldom asks Song Yanyi questions. Their conversations are usually questions that are far from learning. Yusheng doesn't like to ask the teacher.Perhaps it is to cherish the time together and make the most of the time to play.Yu Sheng may also think that Song Yanyi is over-studied, and he is always forcing him to do other things to slow his mind. For example, this day he picked up a cardboard box somewhere, and pulled Song Yanyi to pick up leaves to make a shelter for stray dogs.

Maybe it was because I was hungry, so Yu Sheng posted on Moments in the middle of the night, "I want to eat Ximen's grilled cold noodles, fried chicken tenders, fried potato sticks, glutinous rice and fried wings... I can continue to update it!" Song Yanyi was still awake at that time, listening to the rain While talking about food, he suddenly found mosquitoes.

"Yu Sheng, there are mosquitoes, I turned on the light, be careful not to dazzle your eyes."

"Well, you drive... Hey! It's here!" Yu Sheng's eyes were quick, and he directly pressed the mosquito on the ceiling, "Old Song! There are nine dead mosquitoes on the ceiling, and it has become a 'mosquito starry sky'! So romantic..."

Really, romantic your size, this guy!

It was not until one day that the attraction of the "mosquito starry sky" was overshadowed by the "seven-star ladybug glass window", that Song Yanyi thought of buying a sweater.Yusheng's birthday is also in autumn, so he bought two khaki sweaters, one large and one small, on Taobao. When the goods arrived, he found that the color was lighter than the picture, very close to off-white.It doesn't matter, the material is good, Yu Sheng likes it very much.

The two entered the class and took off their coats at the same time, looked at each other's sweaters, "Well, it's good!"

As soon as Yu Sheng finished speaking, he heard the girls in the class discussing in low voices: "Wow, is this a couple model? It's so handsome for a schoolmaster to wear light-colored clothes, which is a rare sight. It's a beast! It's even more handsome if you take off the glasses...", " The little milk dog is not bad either, it looks small and milky white..."

Yu Sheng automatically ignored the comments on himself, and concentrated on listening to his own Lao Song.He sneaked a look at Lao Song who was doing English gestalt. His hair had grown so long that it was almost covering his eyes. He would go to the barber shop this weekend and have his hair cut into a bald head No. 2.This is an endless cycle. Lao Song gets his hair cut about once every two months, and every time he gets a hair cut, he will be bald. He is probably the most handsome just before the hair cut.

At the age of smugness, Yu Sheng thinks that sweaters don't need to keep warm, as long as they look good.But the only person who saw him was Song Yanyi, and the only person he wanted to show him was his old Song.A few days ago, Yusheng's mother gave him a red sweater, but Yusheng almost sent it back because it was too ugly, if it wasn't because Lao Song said "it looks good".

Song Yanyi didn't tell him, that day he said the red sweater was beautiful, to comfort him not to make his mother sad...

Song Yanyi couldn't continue writing as she wrote.He always wanted to write a biography of Yusheng, which was all about Yusheng from beginning to end, but after writing it, it was just Yusheng in Song Yanyi's eyes. In a sense, it should be regarded as "Song Yanyi's biography". "Friends" in "Best Friend".