The exclusive sorrow of science students

Yu Sheng always wants to eat something when it is least likely to be eaten, such as on the high-speed rail now.

"...Where the hell am I going to make you sushi?" Song Yanyi even uttered obscenities.He knew that Yu Sheng just wanted to act like a baby, so he dug out some beef jerky for him, and hugged him. "Old Song, you don't give me sushi, I will make a note of this grudge!" Yu Sheng rubbed twice.

"...All right." When he was out on a trip, Lao Song was like a gentle big brother. He took off his glasses and completely lost the nerdy air of a schoolmaster. Of course, this is a benefit that only Yu Sheng can enjoy.

"I invite you to have a good meal tonight." My old Song stroked Yu Sheng's back gently, as if he was smoothing the fur of some large furry creature.Yu Sheng squinted his eyes, who said Lao Song has no EQ?At the critical moment, you almost have a myocardial infarction!Then I started missing sushi again.

"Hey, old Song, you said that if people have never eaten sushi, they don't know what it tastes like, so they won't want to eat it?"

"Not necessarily. You will feel an appetite when you see it. For example, you can eat whatever you see."

"Damn, am I so greedy? I want to say, fundamentally speaking, people have emotions and desires because they see what other people eat, and they are envious of themselves, right?"

"...you think a lot, kid. People will envy things that they have never experienced before. For example, bungee jumping, knowing that it is dangerous and there will be a series of troubles, but people who have never tried it will endure it." I can't help but want to try." Song Yanyi habitually "pushed the glasses", but only poked the bridge of the nose, this action attracted Yu Sheng's complaints and bursts of laughter.

"Yu Sheng, get your ticket ready, check it out later."

"...Children with a height of 1.2-1.5, please buy a half-price ticket..." Yu Sheng suddenly felt that this is very unscientific. Why should you buy tickets based on height?Although many children are tall but very thin, they can still be hugged and sit without buying a ticket.

"...Then what do you want to press, weight, volume?" My old Song was serious.

"Forget it, the volume is too scary. But Lao Song, you have a big brain. How can you measure the volume of a person? If the density of each person is different, and you can't use mass and density...then use the drainage method! Press it into the water and calculate the volume of the overflowing water!"

Song Yanyi really wanted to complain about who had the biggest brain.

"Yusheng, do you think the kids in the back are noisy? I have earplugs." After saying this, Lao Song regretted it. There is no regulation on the high-speed rail that prohibits noise, but the kids in the back seat were so noisy that they even kicked the seat in front. backrest.The parent heard Song Yanyi's words and began to educate the child: "We can't shout, we're disturbing the big brother in front, and brother wants to sleep..." Before he finished speaking, the child began to cry loudly, and the volume almost doubled.Song Yanyi sighed, as expected, children cannot communicate.

Yusheng is listening to music.It was so noisy that only the drums and rhythm could be heard clearly, but the lyrics were hard to hear clearly.He frowned and leaned on his old Song's shoulder.He knew that this situation was enough to make even a top student helpless.

Song Yanyi has never liked the group of children.In our country, citizens under the age of 14 are completely incapable of criminal responsibility.He was a little scared. After all, there are still groups of "killing is not worth life". What is even more frightening is that some children are immature and cannot even identify and control their own behavior.

Song Yanyi knew how she spent this period: reading books.He has read many, all kinds of books, and even indulged in the world of books, some of them are secondary.But he thinks that's the best and safest, compared to these kids who are used to growing up and playing games all day.He wondered if some girls who like children regard ignorance and naivety as cute... Ah, in short, the most cute is the naughty with IQ like Yusheng when he was a child!

"Hey Lao Song, you see they all wear earplugs, so if you don't know what people use to hear, or not with ears but nearby bones, meat, etc., they can't be blocked no matter what, will it? A lot of fun?"

"...You are poisonous! Take care of your bags, get off the bus soon, don't leave anything behind." Song Yanyi was glad that they arrived at the station soon, otherwise the two couples next to them were abusing the dog, and the children behind them were making trouble non-stop. Desperate.

After getting off. "I told you to take a good look at things. This time I took the umbrella for you. What if someone else takes it away?"

"Hey, old Song, let me tell you, you don't need to look at things in front of lovers!"

"……What is the logic?"

"They will definitely not take other people's things. Who doesn't want to make a good impression on the other party!"

"Okay, there's some truth to that, but there's also the 'Thief Couple'. Let's go to the hillside over there."

"What, what? Don't you go to the hotel to put your things first, and then go to the scenic spot? What are you doing on the hillside over there! Song, are you crazy? Could it be that you want to fight in the wild? Uh, field battles don't seem to be used that way."

"You only have one bag. It's not too heavy. Let's go play first." Song Yanyi felt that the scenery of the train station surrounded by hills was good, and the mountains in the distance must be much better than those scenic spots with more people and more sun.So he took Yusheng to the depths of the grass.

The sun was setting, and the sky transitioned from blue to purple to golden at the horizon.

All kinds of unknown wild flowers and weeds, big blue-green dragonflies, big grasshoppers longer than a thumb, what Yusheng likes most is the smell of green grass at dusk.Speaking of which, the activity of catching grasshoppers was something he did when he was in elementary school. Seven years later, he has devoted himself to the joy of catching grasshoppers again.

Lao Song gave him a small piece of cardboard and a plastic bag. "Put it on, ski the grass."

"What the hell? What are you doing? Brother, there must be a mud pond at the bottom of this slope!" Yu Sheng was still complaining, but he watched the usually honest Xueba jump and slide down the slope, and finally came a rotary brake: "Come down."

"I, I, I... Wucao, I'm still wearing the limited edition AG1 (basketball shoes)!" Yu Sheng just didn't dare.

"It's all off, come here." Lao Song opened his arms.Yu Sheng closed his eyes and kicked his legs, the two had a completely inelastic collision, and they fell together on the grass.

Yu Sheng obviously felt that his pants were wet, but he didn't want to get up: "This place is really nice! In the future, you will have to come to such a sparsely populated place when you travel. Hey, it's the first time I know you can skate grass..."

"...Old Song, don't you want to say anything?" Yu Sheng lay flat and chattered for a while before turning to look at his old Song.Song Yanyi's hair turned slightly yellow in the setting sun, and it was unknown whether it was due to washing her hair too often or due to over-study.

"... Hairpin, I can't give it to you now."

"What the hell? Felt?"

"Well. I had a dream on the train. I dreamed that you borrowed a hairpin from me. I was in a hurry. I said it was for an art performance." Lao Song pushed his hair back, but there were still a few stubborn strands bouncing back , "I don't know why I agreed. I don't have a hairpin at all now. Maybe you are in a hurry... If I don't tell you, you must be angry. Or I'll sleep now and have that dream again , explain to you."

Yu Sheng really wanted to laugh wildly, why would this idiot be obsessed with such shit in his dream!But when he looked at Song Yanyi's back, hair and white shirt, all the fights and fights before came to his heart, and his heart was inexplicably swollen.

He even had a little paranoia, thinking that he was the only one in his dream, whether it was the time of "getting you pregnant" or the inexplicable hairpin this time, it was fine.

☆, the final chapter

Song Yanyi may have entered the "hurtful spring period", the spring of the third year of high school is sad.

In the eyes of outsiders, he is a model science man.Mathematics has never been lower than 140, and science has never been lower than 285.He didn't have anything to be sad about, but he seemed to be infected by the breath of the class, and felt that everything was sad.Loudness is sadness, seriousness is sadness, and joy is sadness.

There are two words lingering in his mind, that is sadness.

He is still hesitating whether to write these two words in the diary that records happiness, but his hands have already written six words before the struggle of the brain: the sorrow of science students.

The sorrow of science students is probably different from the sorrow of liberal arts students.But he didn't study liberal arts, so how would he know what the sorrow of liberal arts students is like?All he knew was that Yu Sheng was not very happy in his third year of high school.Not unhappy, but not as energetic as before.

In the past, Song Yanyi pinched Yu Sheng's legs: "Your meat is too loose, lack of exercise." "Your meat is only loose! No, you are meat floss, the meat floss you ate!" So the two decided to use the hour of dinner to run .But if you run before meals, there will be no good food, and after meals, you are afraid of sagging stomach. In just one hour, it is only enough for the two of you to have a meal, take a walk together, and watch the flying basketballs on the playground.

After the third year of high school, Yu Sheng never rushed out to play without eating, and quarreled with Song Yanyi to bring food; instead, he obediently went to the cafeteria together, took a walk together, went upstairs together, and studied questions...

It's finally time for the college entrance examination.Yu Sheng was actually very calm, not as tense as imagined.He knew that his old Song was in a certain examination room in the opposite teaching building, and when the door was not open, he ran to Yusheng to wait with him, waited for the door to open and watched him go in, and then ran across most of the school to the teaching room where his examination room was located building.

Yu Sheng snickered: Lao Song, Lao Song, are you afraid that I will be nervous?When did you see me get nervous?Was it the time he entered the Academic Affairs Office wearing slippers, or the time he smashed the glass with a basketball and was caught by the principal?

Yu Sheng got the Chinese paper, and before he was asked to answer, he went to look at the composition topic.

Full Proposition Composition: High School.

Damn, this year's college entrance examination even took the narrative essay!Yu Sheng seemed to feel that the whole examination room froze for a moment. All these years of argumentative papers were paid for!Yu Sheng didn't play his cards according to the routine, but wrote the composition first.

The cafeteria, the school committee, and basketball are his favorites in high school life.He didn't know how much these things weighed in the eyes of the examiners, and he didn't feel that his writing was enough to express all his emotions.But he still wanted to write, recklessly and enthusiastically, writing with trembling hands.

finish writing.He looked at the window, and seemed to see his old Song saying through several layers of glass: "...write quickly."

"Quickly write", "Quickly sleep" and so on, I really like it the most.Thinking about it, Yu Sheng finished answering the remaining questions calmly, and there was no disturbance in the remaining subjects.

The score of the college entrance examination is not the most absurd, and the scores of both of them are justified.Lao Song got an auspicious number: 688, Yu Sheng was three points short of six hundred, but it wasn't bad.The most absurd thing is that Lao Song, a man with a standard science degree, went to the Law School of Renmin University of China; Yu Sheng, who had never taken a computer class and used it all to fight Plants vs. Zombies, actually learned electronic information.

This can be regarded as a disaster for science students.

After high school is over, Song Yanyi will become a liberal arts student in the future, and gradually consider herself a liberal arts student; Yusheng will learn computer software and programming that he has never learned before... His favorite chemistry left him on the night of applying for the exam.

This is probably the exclusive sadness of science students, which is rare for liberal arts students.

On the night before leaving, Yu Sheng and Lao Song went to the small commodity market together to buy some sticky hooks.

"Hey, Song, look at that cat toy, it's too imitative! Buy one, anyway, your bedroom is big... so cute!"

"...It's useless."

"Old Song, you are such a rough guy! Life is too rough, you can't..."

"It's not about living a rough life, it's about reducing useless things."

"All right, all right, I can't beat you," Yu Sheng had an idea, "What about me? Am I a 'useless thing'?"

"You are useful."

"Then what's the use of me?" Yu Sheng opened the door to molesting Lao Song.

"Can you... make me happy." Of course Song Yanyi didn't know the meaning of this kind of question, but he still answered seriously.He smiled shyly, looking at the ground, not daring to lift it up.

Yu Sheng suddenly felt that his old Mrs. Song was so good at teasing, what is the situation now, "Old Song is very charming when he smiles"?Lao Song should stop wearing glasses in the future, it looks pretty good.He really wanted to fly up, but there were so many people that it was hard for him to even walk side by side.Then wait until you get on the train before hugging!

However, before boarding the train, there were too many people, too crowded, and embarrassed, Song Yanyi gave Yusheng something in a hurry, and the two waved goodbye.

It's not the first time for Yu Sheng to take a train, but it's the first time for him to take a train alone.After getting in the car, I was bored, and unfolded the ball of paper in my hand, and there was a hairpin wrapped in it!On the paper is Lao Song's italics: For you, don't give it to others.

He looked at the ball of paper and the hairpin, and was speechless for a long time.The train started, and the hairpin in my hand was already wet with sweat.He imagined the scene where Song Yanyi, who had never been to a shopping mall, went to a girl's jewelry store to choose hairpins embarrassingly, and might be accosted by the proprietress: "Handsome guy, buy it for your girlfriend?"

He knew that with Lao Song's character, he would definitely answer straightforwardly: "Yes, please help me choose one."

He really wanted to laugh out loud, laughing at how many times he had tricked his own Lao Song over the years; he also laughed at how Lao Song had done so many stupid things for him.He also really wanted to tell him in a half-joking tone: Lao Song, you are such a scumbag, if I can't find a partner in the future, I will come to rely on you!

At this time, he could still imagine the tone of his own old Song's voice: "Don't make trouble, just obediently find someone."

He suddenly understood that the proud old Song next to him wanted to be a good person to him rather than being a top student, a school committee member, or a science guy.

Inexplicably want to cry.This is the tragedy of science students.

Song Yanyi, who had only two days left to leave, went back to the hut in the company and took a shower with the public shower.He no longer has any reason to go back to the room where he spent time with Yu Sheng, and now only his father can take him in for a while.

Father Song helped him rub his back before leaving, "My son has grown up! This figure, tsk tsk..." Song Yanyi narrowed her eyes and listened to her father's chatter.Yu Sheng had already left first. He knew that there would be a day when his father would leave him too, and he would leave forever.

At that time, it would have been better if Yu Sheng was there to help him rub his back.