Tyrannosaurus Rex and Xiaojiaohua [The End Times]

"This...is really a rabbit?"

The team members choked, "We are the bottom of the biological chain, right?"

The scarlet moonlight is as cool as water, tilting on everything on the earth, wrapping the big furry rabbit as if soaked in blood.

Click, click, click, the sound of rabbits gnawing on tree trunks continued to be heard in the distance.

The relaxed atmosphere became heavy unconsciously, as if facing the test of life and death again.

"Don't be too nervous, everyone."

Undoubtedly negative, Qiao Muqi hurriedly explained: "The reason why mutant rabbits belong to the primary task is that they are big but not hard, have a single attack method, and have the law of inertia."

"What rule?"

Under the scorching gaze of Seventeen Dao, Qiao Mu paused for a moment, "The person in charge of the firm kindly suggested that we should explore by ourselves."

Air: suddenly quiet.

Ten seconds later, in the silent car, only the little curly laughed twice, and gave a thumbs up, "Self-reliance, good food and clothing, good idea."

The others turned their heads and stared at the lively rabbit with complicated expressions.

——It seems that you are still very nervous...

Qiao Muxi couldn't help but sighed.

The last time he defeated the supernatural beast was a near-death explosion, he had no time to think, and was only struggling to survive, using buildings and flashing supernatural abilities to successfully fight back.

This time things were different, which was to be expected.

"How about this."

Qiao Muxi opened the car window first, "Do you remember the last time we encountered orangutans, small hunting/guns didn't seem to be of much use? I asked the relevant person in charge, and their reply was that the supernatural beasts were greatly improved through nuclear beads. Our physical fitness makes our weapons have little effect. The same weapons, if the enemy is a mutant rabbit, it is almost worthless. We can try it first."

As he said that, the gun barrel of the black hole was aimed at the closest rabbit, and the trigger was firmly pulled with his fingers, and a blue light quickly pierced through the air layer with a whizzing sound, passing by the rabbit's heart with incomparable precision.

The hole that cannot be caught by the naked eye spreads a hundred times at a lightning speed, and finally forms a fist-sized circular hollow with scorched black edges.

thump--

The rabbit fell heavily.

The small transparent nuclear bead fell down with a clatter, bounced on the flat ground several times like a marble, and finally stopped, quietly reflecting bright light spots.

"Captain Captain!"

Little Curly's eyes were shining, and he raised his hand high, "I want to try it too!"

When Qiao Muqi looked up, most of the people were relieved, and even sighed, "A rabbit is just a rabbit."

"You all try."

Qiao Muqi smiled encouragingly, watching them pull out their guns one by one and open the window.

Except, Zhuang Xiong.

"Don't you want to try?"

he asks.

The burly Zhuang Xiong leaned on the back of the chair motionless, and only pouted, "I'm not interested in hitting a fucking rabbit. The supernatural beings look down on us, but we still come here to beat the rabbit, which is boring."

Zhuang Xiong is not interested in primary tasks, he thinks he is too weak.

Comprehending this, Qiao Muqi frowned slightly, and then heard Mianmian whispering: "Captain."

"What's wrong?" Qiao Muxi followed the sound and looked.

Mianmian smiled a little, and said: "I seem to have discovered the pattern of rabbits. You see, their signature weapon is the front teeth, which are very powerful. The way of moving is jumping. The jumping ability is very good, but basically they can jump more than ten times. You will get tired when you move, and your movements will gradually slow down, and you have to stop to build strength at the end."

It seems so.

Qiao Muxi patted her on the shoulder carefully, "You observe very carefully. By the way, your hand...?"

"Ah, the hands are almost ready."

Ruan Mianmian rubbed her hand in embarrassment, "Yesterday you gave me the ointment, and it took a few minutes to put it on. But the marksmanship is still very bad, so I can only hit the rabbit jumping on the spot, but I can't hit it. But the captain Your hands seem to be hotter than mine?"

"It's much better. The ointment given by the office is very useful."

Qiao Muxi spread out his hands, his palms were reddish, covered with a layer of flat dead white skin, which was not particularly conspicuous, and Shen Dechuan didn't notice it during the day.

"That's good."

Mianmian nodded, "Then shall I continue practicing?"

"No need to practice."

Qiao Muxi stood up straight, clapped his hands to attract everyone's attention, took a deep breath to act as courage, and said seriously: "Now everyone should have tried the role of weapons. As someone said just now, rabbits are just It’s just a rabbit. But to accept this task, you don’t want to just sit in the car and take out your gun to shoot a while.”

Looking slowly across each face, Qiao Muxi said his real intention, "I hope that everyone can try not to use weapons, but to train their bodies, including consciously using punches and kicks, etc. The move to deal with rabbits. Then the rigid requirement is that everyone can kill at least three to five rabbits to complete today’s task. On the way back, I will summarize the advantages and disadvantages of each person’s self-feeling. There are also some other things about Team matters need to be discussed, so... is that okay?"

A long paragraph is said in one breath, and in the end, interrogative sentences are inevitable.

Qiao Muqi was very annoyed, and repeated Ruan Mianmian's observation conclusion again.

The little curly who is good at activating the atmosphere took the lead and raised his hand high: "I think it's completely OK!"

"I think it's okay." Mianmian echoed.

The rest of the people nodded one after another, but Zhuang Xiong didn't respond.

"Then get out of the car."

After Qiao Muxi finished his sentence, more than a dozen people walked out one after another. Zhuang Xiong, who had his eyes closed, clicked his tongue in displeasure, but walked on anyway.

The sudden appearance of the person immediately caused the tree-gnawing rabbits to stop gnawing on the tree, and the high-jumping rabbits stopped jumping high. They all stared at them with glowing red gemstone eyes.

The man and the rabbit fell into a stagnation, and the enemy could not move and I could not move.

Staring at the rabbit, the little curly said amazingly: "I want to try kicking in the air, it's cool."

Player A: "Learn about backflips."

Team member B: "How about the operation of swipe under and shoot in the head?"

Team member C has blue veins on his forehead: "...this is not an action game!"

As soon as the curly hair of the living treasure opens his mouth, the topic will be distorted.

Qiao Muqi, who couldn't laugh or cry, said, "Everyone, spread out. You can work alone or with two or three people. Be careful."

The team scattered and the rabbit attacked.

In the blink of an eye, a rabbit that was close at hand jumped high, casting a huge twisted shadow.

Muscles that had experienced countless simulated fights tensed spontaneously, and the howling wind had directionality. With intuition, Qiao Muxi dodged sideways.

boom!

When the rabbit landed, lumpy particles splashed out of the finely cracked ground, smashing trees to perch all over his face.

Before the rabbit jumped up again, he used one foot as a support, and raised his leg while turning around——

Kick the rabbit's furry rear.

"what!!"

The rabbit in pain arched its body, turned and jumped, and screamed like a human: "Ah!!"

Little Curly ran past him, "Wow, is that what the rabbit called? Interesting!"

Is this important? ?

Qiao Muqi, who was on full alert, almost froze.

"Seriously!"

He shouted, rolled around on the ground to avoid the rabbit's bounce attack, picked up a solid branch, sprinted a certain distance, jumped high, and smashed hard at the oncoming rabbit's head.

The rabbit fell in mid-air, making a snorting sound, and its head was covered in blood.

Rage state!

It opened its mouth and screamed again, and the huge blood-oozing front teeth smashed over without thinking, almost gouging the ground with its teeth like a gopher, leaving deep marks one after another.

Qiao Muqi turned around and ran away.

call--

huh-huh-

Shortness of breath, brain racing.

——No wonder the little curly hair can run!

Qiao Muqi realized that the rabbit had been overly attacked, and automatically entered a berserk state, simply attacking randomly with steel teeth.If you don't rely on guns and don't have other weapons in your hands, it is indeed difficult to fight empty-handed.

At this time, Lan, who was bored and squatted in the distance watching the battle, kindly helped, took out various things from his pocket and threw them out.

"Free primitive weapons, do you want an iron rod? Iron rod?"

"one comes!"

Someone ran past him, grabbed the iron rod and knocked on the chasing rabbit.

Lan touched his pocket again, and took out an ax strangely, "...Since when did I keep this thing? Forget it, do you want an axe? Axe, just one, if you miss it, it's gone! "

"Three o'clock direction! Throw it over!"

The team members shouted loudly.

Lan threw it away, and provided new weapons continuously. It was like a flea market where crisis and humor coexisted.

"This is for you, Captain~"

An iron chain fell from the air, and by coincidence, it hit the rabbit's head and then fell to the ground.

Lan: "Sorry, I accidentally threw it right."

Violent Rabbit: "Ah!!"

Arbor Qi: "..."

The angry and roaring rabbit shook its head violently, its long ears were full of strength, and the tree that was thrown involuntarily retreated four or five meters. The special combat shoes rubbed against the ground violently, giving off a heat sensation.

He firmly stepped on the soles of his feet, leaned forward, and finally barely stopped.

The rabbit ran forward, the arbor perched forward instead of retreating, and the two sides confronted each other with a majestic momentum of immortality——

The cunning human body fell down, slid a long distance, and grasped a section of the chain.He straightened himself up again and threw out the heavy weapon.A long iron chain is tightly wound around the fragile neck of the rabbit.

The rabbit crashed to the ground.

Not dead yet.

It whimpered and howled.

His fingertips were cold, Qiao Mu bit his teeth, dragged the iron chain and ran wildly, tripping another rabbit whose back was facing him.

The two rabbits fell together, the bottom one was dead, and the top one was half dead.

Qiao Muqi let go of the iron chain, and his arms became sore from excessive exertion.

arms.

He realized in actual combat: Everyone needs another, suitable weapon.

Kill the first one, followed by the second and third.

Eighteen people swept the ground recklessly, harvesting dozens or maybe hundreds of rabbits that came after hearing the wind, and all of them were panting and disheveled in the end.

After killing the last rabbit, they were exhausted and fell to the ground, looking up at the vast sky.

A burst of mixed emotions welled up in my heart.

There is a touch of joy, but also an indescribable feeling of emptiness.

This team experienced for the first time what war is.

War is the exposure of animal nature, so at this moment, the awakened animal nature and the human nature of the aborigines do not fight each other.

But heartless guys are never affected.

Little Curly suddenly called out, "Why is there a rabbit behind that tree?"

Sure enough, among the huge heaps of rabbit carcasses, the rabbit standing alone was particularly obvious.

"This rabbit..."

The little curly hair touched his chin, "It's not very gregarious..."

The rabbit huddled behind the tree trunk trembled, smashed its three hare lips, and covered its face with its two forelimbs.

"Curly, I'll leave it to you."

The teammates didn't want to move.

Little Curly walked up to the rabbit and squatted down, "Say, can mutant rabbits eat it?"

The rabbit trembled, its long ears were soft and hung down on the ground.The short tail is like a ball of cotton.

No one answered, and the little curly-haired comrade with a clear brain circuit seriously reported the name of the dish, "Spicy rabbit head braised rabbit, steamed rabbit, stewed rabbit and roasted rabbit..."

The Misfit Rabbit trembled again, jumped up suddenly, threw the little curly hair down, and hopped away quickly.

"Chasing?" Teammate A asked.

Teammate B: "Too lazy to move."

The little curly hair that got up from scratching his head asked innocently: "Can rabbits also understand human language? Why is it so fierce?"

Teammate C was annoyed: "It was frightened by your obscene aura!"

"Oh……"

Little Curly thought for a while, and asked persistently, "Can the rabbit be eaten?"

Everyone shouted in unison: "No!!!"

The author has something to say: Little curly hair: eat rabbits, eat rabbits, spicy rabbit heads and braised rabbits!

Buddha Rabbit: Knock inside!

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Novice task to hit the rabbit√

I laughed twice when I wrote it, and my best friend read it with a blank expression, "It's not funny, your smile is really low."

Me, "What's wrong? What's wrong with me cultivating the team atmosphere?"

Girlfriend, "Don't mess with funny texts, or you will laugh alone, and others will look at you and laugh awkwardly, which is super embarrassing."

My universe is invincible and wronged, "What's the matter?!! Why is the smile low?!! Hey! Hey! Hey!"

Girlfriend, "Get lost."