When I fell in love with a middle-aged greasy and wretched man

When the young man went online the next day, Wang Like was doing tasks.

Facing the rain of flower petals and the system's affectionate confession speech, the two were silent for a while at the same time.

Then they all pretended to be nonchalant and continued to complete the task.

That's right, it's all the fault of the system.

Let's talk about honey chat online.

In order to get points, Wang Like would call the young man every day.As for why he was so aggressive about earning points...he said he didn't know either.

He calls the young man at 10 o'clock every night. I don't know when it will start. He will make a long speech to persuade the young man to play the game early.At the beginning, the young man would often be in the middle of driving black and white, and was annoyed by his chattering, so he hung up in anger. The two men had a [-] rounds of slobbering. The points on the leaderboard can't always be brushed up.

Later, the young man played the game before ten o'clock, seemingly serious about writing professional homework.After Wang Like called, he put his phone aside, pretended to concentrate on his studies, and took Wang Like's eloquent discussions as an accompaniment.Wang Like didn't realize it at first, and thought that the young man had finally turned his back on the good, and felt very relieved, and said that he would never speak when calling him in the future, so that the young man could study with peace of mind.Until one day, the young man's roommate yelled, "Hey, Xiao Fu, what are you drawing?"

Wang Like: "..."

Xiao Fu: "...cough, it's nothing. I'll go out and answer the phone."

Wang Like: "Your surname is Fu? Which Fu?"

Small payment: "pay for payment."

Wang Like: "Oh."

Then the two fell silent again.

Wang Like had no choice but to break the silence: "Then can I call you Xiaofu in the future?"

Xiao Fu: "... up to you."

After this little accident, the two put their phones aside when they talked on the phone.Wang Like handles his own documents, and Xiaofu does his studies or draws for a while. When it is quiet, he can hear the sound of typing and page turning from the other party's mobile phone. When they are tired, they chat for a few words. The illusion of being with each other.

Soon, Xiao Fu's birthday arrived.

As soon as Xiaofu went online early in the morning, he received gifts from Wang Like: birthday gift bag x 1, lucky bag x 1, "Notre Dame de Paris" x 1, "The Count of Monte Cristo" x 1...

Xiao Fu sent a voice message over.

[Annoyance]: "Didn't I tell you not to send books?"

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: "Why did you change your ID again? What's bothering you? What can be bothering you on your birthday? Let's be happier!" [The most beautiful blessings are for you, my friend! jpg]

[Annoyance]: "Can you stop posting middle-aged and elderly emoticons..."

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: [Meeting is fate, getting to know each other is wish, meeting you, I have no regrets in this life.jpg]

[Annoyance]: ... "Although you are middle-aged, you don't have to use middle-aged emoticons! Is your taste like this?"

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: Actually, I think this kind of emoji is quite fun∩_∩

[Fan]: [Then you are awesome! .jpg]

[Self-restraint and return to etiquette]: I haven't wished you a happy birthday yet, wait a minute.

After a while, Wang Like sent a voice.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: "Xiao Fu, I wish you a happy birthday. I can't say that kind of particularly nice words, but I still hope that at the age of 19, you will be happy every day, be healthy, successful in your studies, and happy ...No, not only you at the age of 19, but also you in the future, you must be happy every day...Moreover, it's best to play less games and read more, eat less snacks and sleep more..."

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: [Happy birthday to you.gif]

[Fan]: "...cough, thank you."

[Trouble]: But please don't use middle-aged and elderly emoticons.

[Self-restraint and restoration of rituals]: ∩_∩

……

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: The gift has been sent, have you received it?

[Annoyance]: I'm going to pick up the courier, just wait a moment.

……

[Annoyance]: Why did you give me baby growth milk! ! !

[Trouble]: What the hell is a children's gift bag! ! !

[Trouble]: tmd also has children's educational checkers! ! !

[Trouble]: Damn, what's your taste?

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: I'm sorry, I asked my assistant to buy these, maybe she thought they were for children...

[Fan]: So I am just a child in your eyes, ha ha.

[Fan]: Well, thank you.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: There's something else, haven't you seen it?

[Annoyance]: ... meaty?

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: I planted it myself. ∩_∩[The most beautiful wishes are for you, my friend! .gif]

[Trouble]: ...Thank you.

[Annoyance]: I still have something to do, so I will download it first.

[Annoyance]: Well...my name is Fu Duo, you better remember it for me!

The young man, no, Fu Duo, is still doing Rotten Tomatoes daily.Wang Like has already practiced peerless martial arts. Facing the overwhelming offensive of Rotten Tomatoes, his face remained unchanged, and he took a few steps back lightly, calm and spotless, and then calmly closed the gift interface.

Since that birthday, Fu Duo would occasionally bring up a few topics when the two called, and chatted with Wang Like.In addition, Wang Like said something to Fu Duo, such as "The temperature is cooling today, I advise you to add more clothes", "It may rain today, I advise you to bring an umbrella", "The weather is very good today, I advise you to go out and exercise" At that time, Fu Duo no longer yelled "If you bb again, I'll hang up", but perfunctory "Uh huh, I got it".Wang Like is satisfied that this is already a great progress.

Wang Like thinks this progress is very good.

Until Wang Like's mother urged him to go on a blind date again.

Wang Like didn't want to go on a blind date, but he had no choice but to go for a cutscene.However, looking at those well-dressed and good-looking beauties, he found that he couldn't even arouse his interest in talking.If it wasn't for maintaining a gentleman's demeanor so as not to embarrass the lady, his blind dates would always be silent.

Wang Like felt that he could not go on like this.

He logged into the game and found that Fu Duo was not online.

So he left a note for Fu Duo: Can I add your WeChat?

After completing the mission again, seeing that Fu Duo hadn't been online, Wang Like could only quit the game, planning to call Fu Duo again at night.

Until 12 o'clock, no one answered his calls to Fu Duo.He made a few more calls, and finally Fu Duo's cell phone was turned off directly.

Wang Like couldn't help feeling a little worried.Nothing happened to Fu Duo, right?After fidgeting for a while, Wang Like decided that if he still couldn't get in touch tomorrow, he would go to S University to find Fu Duo.

Early the next morning, Fu Duo took the initiative to send a text message to Wang Like:? ?

Wang Like hurriedly replied: What's wrong?Why didn't you answer my call last night?Are you OK?

After a long time, Fu Duo replied slowly: some private matters.

Wang Like: I have been unable to contact you.

Fu Duo: The phone is out of battery.

Wang Like: At the beginning, there should be electricity, but I turned off the phone because I made too many calls.

Fu Duo: ...Actually, I didn't bring it.

Wang Like: Have you gone out yet?Why don't you bring your mobile phone when you go out?Do you know how dangerous it is to not carry a mobile phone in today's society?I can't contact you even if I want to find you, what if something happens to you?You are still so young, how should you explain to your parents when something happened to you?Of course, nothing is the best, and safety is the most important thing.

Fu Duo: Why are you so wordy?

Wang Like: I am doing this for your own good. After all, I am so many years older than you. I would like to give you some advice.

Fu Duo: You are so lenient... Should I call you Dad?

Wang Like: How about that?Your biological father is still there, how can you call me father, this is disrespectful to him.

Fu Duo: Heh, what's the point of disrespect? My dad died a long time ago.

Wang Like: Sorry, I don't know.

Fu Duo: I'm going to school.

Wang Like: Alright, go for it, goodbye.

The author has something to say: the content of the dialogue in the article, the ones with quotation marks are voice calls, and the ones without quotation marks are text chats. I don’t bother to write such details. After all, it’s a nonsense article, so everyone understands it [Wang Like’s smile] ∩ _∩