When I fell in love with a middle-aged greasy and wretched man

Welcome to the "loveyoursoul" large-scale holographic dating game. The purpose of this game is to "overcome the obstacles of appearance and find the true love of the soul". I wish you a happy game!

Wang Like is 30 years old this year.After repeated failed blind dates, under the pressure of forced marriage, he decided to find true love through this game.

He himself has a successful career, is handsome and rich, and is the president of xx company, surrounded by as many beauties as a crucian carp in a river.However, due to certain personality reasons, he has been single for 30 years and has never held a hand of the opposite sex.

The fifth bachelor of diamonds will also start to open the door to a new world today.

So what is the new world?Wang Like said he didn't know either.

Entering the game, he received a game prompt.

[System] Dear player, your two-star soulmate [I want to get rich overnight] gave you a gift, do you accept it? [whether]

He chose [Yes], and as soon as the light effect of the gift expired, a pile of rotten eggs rushed towards him.He hurriedly took two steps back, but some of them hit his body, and his image became even worse.

To be precise, it is his game image.

One point of this game has always been controversial: the purpose of the game is to ignore the appearance and find true love through the soul, so the game company has been committed to turning people into the complete opposite.Take Wang Like himself as an example. As a novice player who has never played a game before, when he first entered the game, he was asked to "self-model" or "system random".Not knowing what autonomous modeling is, he chose system random.Based on his handsome appearance and tall and straight figure, the system thoughtfully designed a "middle-aged greasy and wretched man" character set for him... Later Wang Like learned that only a small number of lucky people were "middle-aged Greasy and wretched man", and he is extraordinarily handsome, so he was designed to be extraordinarily wretched.

Under the random image of the system, he has greasy hair, drooping eyebrows, triangular eyes, oily face, and a very rustic "plateau red", with a big belly and a short and fat body.The only thing that can be comforted is that you can use your own voice, which is why the game is also called loveyoursound.

When he first set his appearance, he didn't know how to check the character's image, so he didn't know how much impact his appearance would have on others.

As for self-modeling, you use your own face and adjust it according to the system's character settings. The up and down range can reach 100%, so I won't mention it here.

Let’s say that Wang Like came to Quest Street after building a model. With the help of the novice guide, he took a few love-seeking missions and was about to brush up experience. He saw several men and women gathered around trying to strike up a conversation.At that time, he didn't know why, he thought that someone had finally discovered his charm, and he felt that the time was turning.However, the truth is that some people follow the fallacy that the more beautiful the model, the uglier it is, and they are dedicated to finding the most ugly person, and they claim to be digging for gold in the sand. Of course, if there are ugly people who use their real faces to model, then the "gold diggers" Blessed be myself.

Among the people who struck up a conversation at that time, some were as beautiful as angels, and some were so ugly that people wanted to poke their eyes. Even if he was not a handsome dog, he felt tortured, so he immediately bypassed them to complete the task.

It took a long time, and finally completed the mission stumbling, but accidentally bumped into someone when walking out of the mission hall.The man was hit by him and knocked his arm against the door.The pain of the game was relatively real, and the man immediately scolded: "I*your mother is a bastard who doesn't have eyes and dares to hit your grandpa!"

Wang Like's face suddenly became serious.He said: "Comrade, how can you scold others? Don't you know that this is impolite behavior? And you should not insult other people's elders, your behavior is balabala..."

Hearing this babbling sermon, the man forgot what he was about to swear, turned his face in surprise, but saw a middle-aged greasy and wretched man, and his face turned blue immediately.

Wang Like didn't notice the man's disgusting gaze, seeing that man's calm and heroic appearance, he had the air of an old cadre at first glance, but he was still young and thin, so he felt that he should educate this young man with a huge contrast in appearance and personality , I hope he will come back from the wrong way and be worthy of his righteous face.

The maverick young man didn't know his purpose, but patiently listened to Wang Like's speech, and proposed to add Wang Like as a friend.

Wang Like readily accepted, but he didn't know how to operate it.

The young man gave him a suspicious look and helped him add friends.

The young man is [I want to get rich overnight].

After adding friends, Wang Like often chats with young people, what they talk about is not important, in short, they can't say a few words, and the two will quarrel again because of the disagreement of the three views.At the beginning, the young man was full of swear words, but under the offensive of Wang Like's unremitting positive energy and golden sentences, he gradually died down.

Later, the young man asked Wang Like to do tasks together, and bound the soulmate system. Soulmate, a friend who is about to make a deep friendship, is bound to be promoted according to the intimacy points, the highest is five stars, and the achievement "a natural pair" is achieved, and the star rating has a corresponding bonus Rewards and many other benefits, one person can be bound to multiple soulmate systems, but only one can reach five stars - after all, one cannot step on n boats.

As for the purpose of young people adding Wang Like as friends and binding the system, one is that when encountering tasks that require choices and will affect the subsequent plot, Wang Like's veteran-style answers can always be favored by the system, thus achieving the best ending. The second is as it is right now—a big gift from the young man to Wang Like—a basket of rotten eggs.

Yesterday, both of them brushed their soulmates to the two-star "Gentleman's Friend", and the system opened the gift-giving function. At that time, the young man said that he would give him a big gift, and Wang Like was very pleased, thinking that the young man would know how to repay his kindness when he lost his way, but now Only then did I realize that I was thinking too much, the young man was still that stubborn bastard.

Wang Like sighed, but his determination to bring the young man back to the right path became inexplicably firmer.He clicked on the gift-giving system, selected ""Disciple Rules" x 1", clicked on the young man's avatar, "Send", and "Confirm".

A "ding dong" sounded, indicating that the young man had received it.

There was another "ding dong", and the young man replied a message on the text chat interface: "..."

Wang Like replied in seconds.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: I think you can read it carefully, it can cultivate your sentiment and improve your literary quality.

[I want to get rich overnight]: I don't understand.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: I can explain it to you, I believe you can understand.

[I want to get rich overnight]: There's nothing wrong with you, right? In this day and age, who still watches this kind of stuff?

[Self-restraint and restoration of rituals]: This is the cultural wealth passed down from the sages, and it is valuable no matter what age it is.

[I want to get rich overnight]: Hehe, 666, you are amazing.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: So you should read it carefully, and you must respect these spiritual wealth.Today's children start learning from an early age, but you don't understand. It seems that the education when you were a child didn't give... what?Power or electricity?

[I want to get rich overnight]: Thank you very much.But my childhood education is none of your business.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: The use of the word diao is uncivilized, I advise you not to use it anymore.

[I want to get rich overnight]: Hehe, you are so fucking lenient.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: Hehe ∩_∩[I have a good mood every day.jpg]

[I want to get rich overnight]: Brother!Brother!I beg you, can you fucking stop using middle-aged emoticons?Although you are a middle-aged greasy and wretched man, this is really a thief!

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: I would like to declare a few points: First of all, I am not a middle-aged greasy and wretched man, but my character is. I am only 30 years old this year, and I am not wretched at all. I also like to be clean and my body is not greasy.Secondly, you used the wrong supervisor, which should be embarrassing. Read it like this, ganga, understand?

[I want to get rich overnight]: ...OK, youwin [beep again, beep again.jpg]

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: What does beep mean?

[I want to get rich overnight]: Nothing interesting.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: I feel like there is a generation gap between me and you?I don't understand a lot of what you said.how old are you?

[I want to get rich overnight]: How old I am is none of your business.In fact, you don't have a generation gap with me, you are out of touch with society!You grew up in the mountains, but you still want me to read "Disciples Regulations"?I've grown up so much, I've never seen such an old-fashioned person like you.

[Self-restraint and return to etiquette]: I didn't grow up in the mountains. I lived in City B since I was a child, but my family was strict and I didn't touch many things.If you don't want to read "Disciple Regulations", then "Thousand Characters" is also acceptable.

[I want to get rich overnight]: City b?the capital.Then why are you so corny?Also, you fucking don't recommend Enlightenment Chinese Studies to Lao Tzu anymore! ! !I'm an adult now, mmp I've had enough!

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: Are you already an adult?Okay, then do you want to go to clear the mission with me?

[I want to get rich overnight]: All right, but every time I see your ugly face, I feel sick to throw up.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: What does mmp mean?

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: Oh, I found it.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: It's just that the character is ugly, and I am quite good-looking.

[I want to get rich overnight]: Hehe.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: Hehe ∩_∩ [Internet lead, cherish this fate.jpg]

[I want to get rich overnight]: ...

The author has something to say: la la la, open a new pit~ Xiaoshou will be very uncivilized in the early stage, good boy should not learn from him, of course it will be reformed in the later stage (*/ω＼*)

Cough cough, this time the attack is an old-fashioned attack ('?')

I hope you will support me a lot, thank you!love you~

Today is the last day to fill in the volunteers, wishing that I can be admitted by the first choice! (Yes, actually I just graduated from high school??`)