When a Super Villain Meets Little Porter[Comprehensive]

James and Peter stared at the back of Betty leaving in a daze, their faces were dazed, and their smart minds were in a trance at the moment.

who I am?where am I?Who is the person I like?Who else likes me?

"Peter, I'm sorry, I haven't noticed your feelings for me." James took the first step to react, he turned his head and looked at Peter solemnly with an apologetic expression, "Although you are very good and cute, please Allow me to refuse you."

"Reject me? So what?" Peter looked at James with a look of "you are enough, stop making trouble", but he still accompanied James to perform this impromptu scene, "Baby, can it be you Have you left your heart in Asgard's prison?"

James couldn't help laughing.

"Peter, to be honest, I really find it strange to hear you call baby." James realized that nicknames like this also depend on the person. "Wade said baby, and I thought it was normal."

Peter sighed with a complex expression, and he scratched his hair with his hands, making his hairstyle more messy.

"God, why would Betty think that way..." No matter how much Peter thought, he would never have guessed that Betty would misunderstand that he was secretly in love with James.

"Actually, that's okay." James comforted Peter, "I think Betty thinks you like me, it's better than letting Betty see the little secret between you and Wade. After all, compared to Wade, I still give you a long face."

If Betty saw with her own eyes the scene of Peter and Wade kissing that James had seen twice, it is estimated that the beautiful girl would not be able to figure out how she could not compare with that terrible ugly man.

Peter raised his eyes and looked at James. Although he felt helpless, he still agreed with James' statement. He also felt that there was no need to explain clearly to Betty.Moreover, this matter could not be explained clearly at all, so let Betty misunderstand like this.

Although Peter and Wade have not yet developed a relationship as a couple, Peter has to admit that there is indeed an important factor in Wade in his rejection of Betty.I'm afraid that Betty will really be very upset when she sees Wade's words, and maybe she will think that Peter was coerced by Wade.

James hangs out at Peter's high school in the afternoon when Peter is in class.

The colleges in the Muggle world and Hogwarts College must be completely different in terms of architectural style and teaching mode. James also found it quite novel to look around in Midtown High School.

Uncle Ben took Peter home with James after school.

After arriving home, James had no plans to complete, so Peter took James to Wade's house next door.

"Did Wade give you the key to the house?" James watched as Peter opened the door of Deadpool's house with the key.

"Yes." Peter said in a natural tone.

Very good, very natural, very confident.

If that's the case, why don't you two start living together?

Deadpool was not at home, and James and Peter didn't know whether Wade was looking for a job, or went out to fool around again wearing a big red suit.But even if you are looking for a job, I am afraid that what you are looking for is not a serious job. After all, no one can expect Deadpool to do anything serious.

When James saw a tender pink love apron thrown casually on the dining table, he couldn't help but froze.He couldn't help but automatically imagined the scene of Wade wearing this apron in the kitchen humming a song to make/love breakfast for the little spider, but such a warm and loving picture is really hard to bear to look at.

"Wade also liked this type before?" James pointed to the apron and couldn't help asking Peter.

"That's not true." Peter looked at the tender pink love apron with a complicated expression. In fact, in his memory, he always thought that Wade was very manly and handsome.But after getting to know Wade too well, Peter felt that Wade sometimes seemed to hide a girl in his heart.

"Maybe it's because of his illness, his head is a bit broken." Peter still decided to attribute Deadpool's girlishness to the fault of his illness, which would also allow him to look at Wade's girlishness that overflows from time to time with a more tolerant attitude.

James glanced at Peter indifferently, fearing that Deadpool hadn't had a good brain before he fell ill.

"You can call and ask what Wade is doing." James suggested to the little spider.

"Okay." Peter took out his mobile phone. He also wanted to know what else Wade could do, so he might not have started working.

The call was quickly connected, and the moment it was connected, Deadpool's joyful voice said——

"My little Peter, do you miss me?"

James: "..." So you guys talk on the phone in such a nasty way?

Feeling a little ashamed, Peter immediately said sternly: "Wade, I told you, don't call me that."

"I guess, little spider, you must have called to check my post. Don't worry, you can check. My battle suit, dual knives, and those messy guns are all lying in the bedroom." Deadpool automatically skipped He complied with Peter's request, and very proactively expressed his outstanding performance, "I am well-behaved and righteous in body and mind today, and I am absolutely not cutting anyone."

James: "..." Does it mean that you are well-behaved and upright if you don't kill people?Then Loki is probably being just every day.

"Where are you?" Peter asked cut to the point.

"Me? I'm learning origami." Deadpool replied, "Because I'm looking for a job, and you don't agree to let me be your bodyguard. I found that I don't seem to have any professional expertise other than killing people, so I decided to start exploring a new professional field from now on. But I also thought, maybe I think I am good at some work such as emotional counseling, because my eloquence is very good, I can help troubled couples solve them love issues, teach them how to have more harmonious bed movements in bed..."

"Enough." Peter immediately blocked Wade's chatter, "Origami? What job do you want to apply for after you learn origami?"

The little spider couldn't understand Deadpool's so-called new origami professional field, origami professional, what would Wade want to do in the future?

"No, no, not just origami, I also learn other techniques, such as cooking, flower arrangement, painting, music..." Deadpool replied quickly, "Honey, I know that our current state probably belongs to the new version of beauty and Beast. Unfortunately, I probably can't change back into a prince as a beast. But in order to become a man worthy of the New York superhero Spider-Man, I will try my best to become full of wisdom and talent Glory."

"But it suddenly occurred to me that I could become a priest." Deadpool suddenly had a new inspiration for his future, "You know, you don't need to show your face, just sit in the prayer room and listen to their troubles. My eloquence will show my brilliance and guide the lost people to the right direction of life.”

"Enough is enough, I'm afraid you will lead a group of people to the point of no return. If you don't become a priest, you will already be of great help to their lives." The little spider said helplessly, probably now in Deadpool's head. There is only a brilliant brilliance, no brains, "Can't you find a similar job like a fighting coach? Or be someone else's bodyguard. Wade, I don't need your protection."

"Okay." Deadpool said in a disappointed and aggrieved voice, "I know you just don't want to team up with me, little Peter. Even if we are recognized as the best pairing, the only thing you can think of is meow. If you go on down, maybe they will think that you and Miaomiao are a couple."

Both James and Peter were silent: "..." Indeed, one person just thought so today.

Little Spider didn't know how to answer Wade, he could understand Wade's desire to be by his side.But Peter didn't want to team up with Wade to become a combination of "Dead Spider" or "Spider Servant". He felt that if he went to help others with Wade every day...he might be blown up by Deadpool every minute.Yes, Wade is as good at making Peter happy as he is at making him explode.

Peter also admitted that he had a lot of words, but when he was face to face with Wade, Little Spider felt that he had few words.In other words, sometimes, Peter really felt that Wade was so annoying that he talked too much, and the little spider wished to use spider silk to block Deadpool's mouth.Especially now that Wade feels more and more clinging to him, Peter can't imagine that going to be a good neighbor hero of New York citizens with Deadpool every day and being sticky and sticky by Wade along the way, he is afraid that he will not be able to help his intuition Use spider silk to nail Deadpool to the wall and leave.

Moreover, Peter's intuition told him that the close presence of Deadpool will definitely lower the heroic evaluation of Spider-Man in New York.

But at this time Deadpool's voice on the phone started to drop, which made Little Spider feel a little sorry for Wade.

"James just came back from Loki. Compared to me, I think James cares more about Loki." Peter decided to save the country again. In order to prove the very pure friendship between himself and James, he did not hesitate. Take out Loki's sense of presence again and slip around.

James had question marks all over his face: "..." Why do you two always involve me?

"Little Peter, I have to say, compared to Loki, I'm definitely a very good boyfriend." Deadpool's voice was instantly radiant and proudly praised himself, "If you stab me, I'm sure Tell you, baby, keep coming, I want to stab a few times. If Miaomiao stabs Loki, it is estimated that the whole world will soon see Miaomiao, who has turned into a cat, being publicly performed egg-cutting ceremony .”

Little Spider: "..." Is this what the so-called love means stabbing each other and hurting each other?

"Wade, do you want to use the Avada Kedavra?" James said in a gloomy tone.

"Meow meow, you're here too!" Deadpool seemed to not feel the danger in James' words at all, and still said happily, "You just came back from Loki, didn't you? Do you have any interesting topics to talk about?" ? No, I don't think so, after all, that god is so boring. To be honest, I think you are the only interesting point in Loki's life. If you want to help Loki, you can bring some real colors next time /Emotion magazine went to show Loki. After all, everyone knows that single men have to be locked in prison for so many years, and they must have something to entertain. By the way, did you know that Loki had a lover before? If not If so, isn’t Loki ten thousand years old—”

Peter looked at the angry James who hung up Deadpool's phone: "..."

To be honest, since he had Deadpool, James actually began to feel that Loki's character became more and more pleasing to the eye.

At this moment, the doorbell rang suddenly.

Peter walked to the door with some doubts and looked out through the peephole. It was Wade who went out wearing a mask and went home.

"James, it's Wade who's back." The little spider turned around and said to James, and motioned to James with his eyes.

——If you want to clean up Wade, you can also take advantage of this opportunity, he will not stop it.

Obviously this is Deadpool's home, but it turned out that the little spider opened the door for Deadpool.

"Surprise!"

Then Peter saw Wade holding a bouquet of flowers from behind and put them in front of his eyes. No, it was not a bouquet of flowers to be precise—it was a bunch of flowers folded out of many sheets of one-hundred-dollar origami paper. An expensive money rose.The little spider only saw the hundred dollars in his eyes, and smelled a very strong smell of banknotes in his nose.

Peter had no idea that the origami Wade was talking about actually meant this!

James with an indifferent face: "..." What I'm afraid to learn is not the skill field of finding a job, but the specialty of how to chase little spiders fancy.

"Little Peter, I know you won't like this, but I still want to give it to you." Deadpool stuffed the flower directly into Peter's arms who was still in a daze, "I've always wanted to give you flowers, but The flowers are withering too fast, and I don't think there is a way to reflect my never-fading enthusiasm for you. This is very good, beautiful and practical. Of course, it is also expensive, because expensive things can better express your heart. "

Peter, who was still a little confused, didn't know whether he should say thank you, or scold Wade for being too busy and wasting money.

"Seeing your expression now, I know you must be very touched." Deadpool opened his eyes and said nonsense again, and he could see his touch from Peter's still shocked expression, "Baby, as long as you like it, Brother just needs a kiss as a reward."

Before Peter could react, Wade, who was wearing a mask, had already leaned over and kissed Peter.

Although through the mask, the temperature and touch of the man's lips could not be felt at all.

But Peter didn't know why, compared to the previous two kisses with Wade, this time gave Little Spider a deeper feeling.

Presumably because he was standing in Wade's house, the two of them were wearing ordinary civilian clothes, and there was no secret between them that bothered to hide.

In this moment, Peter finally had a real sense of Wade back in his life.

Peter didn't speak, and he didn't avoid it. He stood still and looked up at Deadpool as if he hadn't reacted yet.

Seeing the cute eyes of the little spider, Deadpool screamed excitedly again, bowed his head and kissed Peter again through the mask.

James, who was always ignored and watched the whole process of three kisses: "..."Why do I feel so tired?

James, who felt that he was still gone, took out his two-finger ring in a haggard mood, then opened a circle of light, and teleported himself back to Peter's bedroom, leaving the sweet space for Deadpool and the already eager to move. A little spider that is about to teeter.

At this moment, James finally understood that this was the correct usage of space magic.