When a Super Villain Meets Little Porter[Comprehensive]
43. Rescue X egg pain X music
The feeling of falling into the sky came suddenly, and James felt as if he had stepped into a bottomless void.
Before James had time to think about what happened, he slumped down on the sofa unprepared.The black-haired boy still had a look of shock on his face, and his palms and broomsticks were covered with cold sweat.
And James' pet Groot also had the same panic-stricken expression as his master's. The little tree man grew his mouth, and the two branches stretched out the vines to wrap around James' neck a few times, obviously also scared. Unable to do so, he hugged James tightly.
"One, Two, Three... Cheese!"
James and Groot saw the white flash light flashing in front of them with a look of panic.
"Nice photos."
James finally recovered his composure, and saw Deadpool lying on the European-style couch in front of him, aiming at him with his mobile phone in a rather enchanting posture. It was obvious that this guy was very prepared to take a picture of him just now. A very disgraced photo of him as a Gryffindor prefect.
"Wade! What are you doing!" James couldn't help shouting, and saw Deadpool appearing in front of him as soon as he landed. This kind of ability, "You still have this ability?"
"Oh, you misunderstood me." Deadpool quickly raised his hands, with a look of surrender, "I didn't do this."
Following the direction that Deadpool's finger was secretly pointing, James turned his head and saw a tall man standing behind him.The man's face is handsome and upright, with a small stubble that shows the charm of a mature man.He was wearing a retro dark blue robe, like Thor's bright red cloak floating slightly in the air. Such a strange outfit can be seen as another superhero at first glance.
James was very puzzled, why do these heroes like red so much?
This man and Thor's cape, Spider and Deadpool's uniform, Captain America's shield, and Iron Man's armor...
But James thought about it again, the representative colors of Gryffindor are also red and gold, and red is indeed the color of justice.
"You are Wade's friend, Doctor Strange?" The quick-witted James immediately guessed the identity of the person in front of him. He thought why Karma Taj and Doctor Strange were all made up by Deadpool. Now James Tom felt that he might really be wrong about Deadpool.
"We're not friends." Doctor Strange shook his head, and the man's brows were slightly frowned. Stephen himself is also a new hero taking office, so it stands to reason that no one would know about him.But this dead waiter came to the door by himself, and from what the young man in front of him said, this Mr. dead waiter probably went out to fight for him in the name of Doctor Strange's friend.
"It's really uncomfortable to have this knife behind you." Deadpool moved his butt, then sat up from the sofa in a lying position, stretched his hands on the sofa leisurely and looked at James and Stephen, " Let’s get to know each other. After all, both of you have magical halos. I think you can form a combination of extraordinary mages who can save the world. As for the little spider, leave it to me. Believe me, the combination of me and little spider must be the most popular of."
James glanced at Deadpool sullenly, not bothering to talk to Wade, he turned his head to look at Doctor Strange, James had already begun to believe what Wade said before that Doctor Strange and him were roommates in Karma Taj up.However, it is estimated that Doctor Strange doesn't want to admit the shame that he and Deadpool are friends.
"I really don't know him." Stephen also understood the meaning in James' eyes. He raised his eyebrows and clarified his relationship with Deadpool very seriously. He definitely didn't know this psychopath, and Stephen was sure that he never Treat this patient.
"Then why did you bring me here?" James asked puzzled seeing that Doctor Strange seemed to be really unfamiliar with Deadpool.
"I want to get to know you." Stephen glanced at James who was sitting on the sofa, and the next second, the scene inside the house, which was like the setting of a history museum, instantly changed into a single room, where Doctor Strange and James sat facing each other on the single sofa , and Deadpool fell to the ground with a bang.
"Me? Why?" James was stunned for a moment. He didn't understand why the superhero in front of him wanted to know him, and how famous he was here. Could it be for some magical academic exchange?
"Loki." Doctor Strange said the name, reminding James of his intentions.
"You want to get to know Loki through me?" James continued to ask.
"No." Doctor Strange shook his head solemnly, "I'm looking for you because I know about your relationship with Loki."
"Oh? You also know their little secrets before?" Deadpool was immediately aroused and asked excitedly.
Even though Deadpool was wearing a hood, James seemed to see Wade's exaggerated expression of "you also found them having an affair".
"What little secret do we have?" James retorted. "We're pen pals."
"That's right, it's just the story of the pure black version of Romeo and the magical version of Juliet." Deadpool nodded in understanding.
As soon as James couldn't bear it and raised his wand to curse Deadpool, his cell phone rang, and it was Mr. Yin Sen's call.
[James, did something happen to you? ] Yin Sen's voice on the phone asked worriedly.
"I'm fine, it's Wade... Anyway, I'm with Wade now." James thought that Aunt May and Uncle Ben must have told Yin Sen's family about his sudden disappearance, and he forgot to leave a cell phone number for them Now, Aunt Mei and Uncle Ben can only anxiously call Mr. Yin Sen who left the phone number, "How is Peter?"
[As long as you are fine, the captain and I are almost arriving at our destination. ] Yin Sen, who was still on the way, replied, [Tony has arrived. ]
"Mr. Stark?" James asked in shock, he thought that Iron Man would not be dispatched this time.
[Tony has always acted according to his mood. ] Yin Sen explained.
Iron Man went into battle in person, and James felt that he must not be able to hide away, "I'll come over soon."
After answering the phone, James was already eager to try. He turned to Doctor Strange and asked sincerely, "My friend is in some trouble now, can you send me and Wade there to rescue Peter first? If you If you want to get to know me, or talk about Loki, we can talk about it later."
Doctor Strange thought for a while, then nodded, he swiped forward with two fingers wearing the golden ring, and a golden circle of light appeared in front of James' eyes, which he had only seen not long ago, and the bright shards of light reflected on James' palm. In the black pupils.
"This is really amazing..." James said in surprise.
"Meow, let's go." Deadpool didn't look surprised at all, and couldn't wait to reach out and push James away.
"What are you holding?" James immediately noticed what Deadpool was holding.
Then there was no need for Deadpool to answer, James heard the deafening sound of an electric guitar suddenly in his ear, and then a rock singing male voice accompanied by a dynamic rhythm sounded, and Deadpool carried the fucking thing in his hand. It turned out to be a speaker!
"Ah, Ah, Ah..."
"We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the mid night sun where the hot springs blow."
Listening to the manic rock music in his ears, James almost collapsed.
Do you still want to fight while stepping on the music?Could this song be your exclusive background music?
Obviously, the sound of the huge music not only attracted James' attention, but even Iron Man and the enemy at the scene all looked in their direction in shock.Captain America and Yin Sen, who followed by driving, also looked at Deadpool and James in the middle of the music unexpectedly, feeling as if they had strayed into the set.
"Wade, turn it off! This is so stupid!" James couldn't help reaching out to grab the stereo in Deadpool's hand.
"Don't you think there is more rhythm in the background music in the fight?" Deadpool quickly avoided it, "And this song is super expensive."
"Is there a sense of rhythm for cutting people?" James felt that the rescue activity became more and more out of tune because of Deadpool's participation.
"That's right." Deadpool nodded and pointed to Groot, whose eyes were shining on James' shoulder, "Look at your little tree man, very happy."
James paused, and then Groot immediately jumped off James, and began to wriggle and dance happily on the ground to the rhythm of the rock music. long-standing talent for dancing.
"Tony!"
Before James, who was staring at Groot, could say anything, James suddenly heard a loud noise and Captain America's shout.
As soon as he turned his head, he saw Iron Man flying across the low sky like a shooting star, and fell to the front not far away with the rhythm of the music.
ah?
Unexpectedly, James raised his eyes and saw a sturdy woman standing there in the distance.
Was Mr. Stark knocked away by...this woman with his bare hands just now?
Then James saw Captain America rushing towards the woman with his shield up.The captain also knew that this woman's strength was astonishing, so he didn't confront the enemy head-on, but used skillful fighting skills to dodge, and took advantage of the gap to attack the enemy.
"Fire!"
The enemy still had a lot of gunmen, and at this time they heard the woman's order and fired all at once.Captain America immediately used his shield to resist the attack of the gunfire, while Iron Man grabbed James with both hands to hide behind the obstacle.The people brought by Mr. Yin Sen also rushed into the battlefield, and the two sides began to attack fiercely.
"Baby, I'm here." Deadpool, who was selectively ignored, drew out his two knives to meet his little spider and his mortal enemy Ajax.
"Groot!" James was still thinking about his little tree man. He poked his head out to see that Groot was completely unaffected by the gunfire, and was still writhing his cute body in the rock music, shaking his hands and feet. dancing.
"Son, I have a task for you." Iron Man, who was knocked away in public, decided to forget the embarrassing scene just now. As a gentleman, he just couldn't hit women hard and was attracted by stupid music.
"Okay." Of course James was very happy to follow Mr. Stark's instructions.
Iron Man: "Use your Flying Curse to bring the big Hulk over." Oh, great strength, they still have Hulk.
Little James: "..." Is it okay?
James felt that he probably understood Iron Man's desire to retaliate against the enemy with violence, "I don't think I can do it."
Suddenly, there was a heavy muffled sound of being knocked into the air by the ears of the two of them. They knew it was the sound of a powerful fist hitting Captain America's shield. This time, Captain America was knocked into the air.But Captain America already knew the battle that the opponent was trying to win. He flipped to the ground with a backflip as he vacated, threw the shield out, and then the man leaned over and rushed towards the woman to attack.
This is so cool!
James witnessed Captain America's skill with his own eyes, and he was deeply admired in his heart.
Iron Man also saw that Captain America needed an assistant, he turned his head to look at James and said, "I give you two tasks, the first is to turn off the damn music, the second is to ride your vehicle and go to that Just take away the little spider who skipped class and ran around."
After speaking, Iron Man flew away.
After a while, the gunfire stopped, and James saw that the enemy gunman was either shot or killed by Deadpool.I have to say that Deadpool's smooth chopping is also... a bit handsome.When James quickly slipped out and reached out to turn off the stereo on the floor, he saw Groot looking at him with a pitiful expression on his face.The little tree man's dark eyes looked straight at him, with sincere eyes, and James' heart softened instantly.
"Dance, dance." James shook his hand, determined to satisfy Groot's heart for dancing.
James rode on the broomstick he was still holding and left. Of course, James was very excited at this time, and then James felt like he was flying out like a shooting star.
Both Captain America and Iron Man were distracted, looking at James who suddenly disappeared across the sky on his broom.
Iron Man: "I think he needs a flight training." Tell him to save the little spider, but he flies out of sight.
Captain America: "..." You should first consider whether James can fly back.
Fortunately, James still relied on his superb skills to break the fast flight back. He tried his best to get started with his new broomstick as soon as possible. Although it was still a little unstable, it was completely within the controllable range Inside.
"Mr. Stark! Awesome! Thank you so much!"
Then Iron Man heard the excited shout of James who was messed up in the wind.
"Anyway, I don't know how to ride on that kind of thing." Iron Man felt that James was the only one who wouldn't throw up on this broomstick.What's more, it's just a broom with a stick, no matter how finely it is made, there is no iron armor.
Just as James was about to find Peter, he heard Deadpool yelling at him.
"Meow meow!"
"What to do!" James saw Deadpool on the ground waving his knives at him, and the boy flew in the direction of Deadpool. James thought that Deadpool wanted him to take him along to find the little spider.
"Don't you think it hurts to get stuck in your balls while riding a broom?" Deadpool continued to ask loudly.
James trembled in the air with his broom and his whole body, almost swooping down and hitting Deadpool directly.
"Lock the tongue and seal the throat!" James couldn't bear it, raised his wand and cast a tongue-binding curse on Deadpool.
It hurts me to fucking see you!
Before James had time to think about what happened, he slumped down on the sofa unprepared.The black-haired boy still had a look of shock on his face, and his palms and broomsticks were covered with cold sweat.
And James' pet Groot also had the same panic-stricken expression as his master's. The little tree man grew his mouth, and the two branches stretched out the vines to wrap around James' neck a few times, obviously also scared. Unable to do so, he hugged James tightly.
"One, Two, Three... Cheese!"
James and Groot saw the white flash light flashing in front of them with a look of panic.
"Nice photos."
James finally recovered his composure, and saw Deadpool lying on the European-style couch in front of him, aiming at him with his mobile phone in a rather enchanting posture. It was obvious that this guy was very prepared to take a picture of him just now. A very disgraced photo of him as a Gryffindor prefect.
"Wade! What are you doing!" James couldn't help shouting, and saw Deadpool appearing in front of him as soon as he landed. This kind of ability, "You still have this ability?"
"Oh, you misunderstood me." Deadpool quickly raised his hands, with a look of surrender, "I didn't do this."
Following the direction that Deadpool's finger was secretly pointing, James turned his head and saw a tall man standing behind him.The man's face is handsome and upright, with a small stubble that shows the charm of a mature man.He was wearing a retro dark blue robe, like Thor's bright red cloak floating slightly in the air. Such a strange outfit can be seen as another superhero at first glance.
James was very puzzled, why do these heroes like red so much?
This man and Thor's cape, Spider and Deadpool's uniform, Captain America's shield, and Iron Man's armor...
But James thought about it again, the representative colors of Gryffindor are also red and gold, and red is indeed the color of justice.
"You are Wade's friend, Doctor Strange?" The quick-witted James immediately guessed the identity of the person in front of him. He thought why Karma Taj and Doctor Strange were all made up by Deadpool. Now James Tom felt that he might really be wrong about Deadpool.
"We're not friends." Doctor Strange shook his head, and the man's brows were slightly frowned. Stephen himself is also a new hero taking office, so it stands to reason that no one would know about him.But this dead waiter came to the door by himself, and from what the young man in front of him said, this Mr. dead waiter probably went out to fight for him in the name of Doctor Strange's friend.
"It's really uncomfortable to have this knife behind you." Deadpool moved his butt, then sat up from the sofa in a lying position, stretched his hands on the sofa leisurely and looked at James and Stephen, " Let’s get to know each other. After all, both of you have magical halos. I think you can form a combination of extraordinary mages who can save the world. As for the little spider, leave it to me. Believe me, the combination of me and little spider must be the most popular of."
James glanced at Deadpool sullenly, not bothering to talk to Wade, he turned his head to look at Doctor Strange, James had already begun to believe what Wade said before that Doctor Strange and him were roommates in Karma Taj up.However, it is estimated that Doctor Strange doesn't want to admit the shame that he and Deadpool are friends.
"I really don't know him." Stephen also understood the meaning in James' eyes. He raised his eyebrows and clarified his relationship with Deadpool very seriously. He definitely didn't know this psychopath, and Stephen was sure that he never Treat this patient.
"Then why did you bring me here?" James asked puzzled seeing that Doctor Strange seemed to be really unfamiliar with Deadpool.
"I want to get to know you." Stephen glanced at James who was sitting on the sofa, and the next second, the scene inside the house, which was like the setting of a history museum, instantly changed into a single room, where Doctor Strange and James sat facing each other on the single sofa , and Deadpool fell to the ground with a bang.
"Me? Why?" James was stunned for a moment. He didn't understand why the superhero in front of him wanted to know him, and how famous he was here. Could it be for some magical academic exchange?
"Loki." Doctor Strange said the name, reminding James of his intentions.
"You want to get to know Loki through me?" James continued to ask.
"No." Doctor Strange shook his head solemnly, "I'm looking for you because I know about your relationship with Loki."
"Oh? You also know their little secrets before?" Deadpool was immediately aroused and asked excitedly.
Even though Deadpool was wearing a hood, James seemed to see Wade's exaggerated expression of "you also found them having an affair".
"What little secret do we have?" James retorted. "We're pen pals."
"That's right, it's just the story of the pure black version of Romeo and the magical version of Juliet." Deadpool nodded in understanding.
As soon as James couldn't bear it and raised his wand to curse Deadpool, his cell phone rang, and it was Mr. Yin Sen's call.
[James, did something happen to you? ] Yin Sen's voice on the phone asked worriedly.
"I'm fine, it's Wade... Anyway, I'm with Wade now." James thought that Aunt May and Uncle Ben must have told Yin Sen's family about his sudden disappearance, and he forgot to leave a cell phone number for them Now, Aunt Mei and Uncle Ben can only anxiously call Mr. Yin Sen who left the phone number, "How is Peter?"
[As long as you are fine, the captain and I are almost arriving at our destination. ] Yin Sen, who was still on the way, replied, [Tony has arrived. ]
"Mr. Stark?" James asked in shock, he thought that Iron Man would not be dispatched this time.
[Tony has always acted according to his mood. ] Yin Sen explained.
Iron Man went into battle in person, and James felt that he must not be able to hide away, "I'll come over soon."
After answering the phone, James was already eager to try. He turned to Doctor Strange and asked sincerely, "My friend is in some trouble now, can you send me and Wade there to rescue Peter first? If you If you want to get to know me, or talk about Loki, we can talk about it later."
Doctor Strange thought for a while, then nodded, he swiped forward with two fingers wearing the golden ring, and a golden circle of light appeared in front of James' eyes, which he had only seen not long ago, and the bright shards of light reflected on James' palm. In the black pupils.
"This is really amazing..." James said in surprise.
"Meow, let's go." Deadpool didn't look surprised at all, and couldn't wait to reach out and push James away.
"What are you holding?" James immediately noticed what Deadpool was holding.
Then there was no need for Deadpool to answer, James heard the deafening sound of an electric guitar suddenly in his ear, and then a rock singing male voice accompanied by a dynamic rhythm sounded, and Deadpool carried the fucking thing in his hand. It turned out to be a speaker!
"Ah, Ah, Ah..."
"We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the mid night sun where the hot springs blow."
Listening to the manic rock music in his ears, James almost collapsed.
Do you still want to fight while stepping on the music?Could this song be your exclusive background music?
Obviously, the sound of the huge music not only attracted James' attention, but even Iron Man and the enemy at the scene all looked in their direction in shock.Captain America and Yin Sen, who followed by driving, also looked at Deadpool and James in the middle of the music unexpectedly, feeling as if they had strayed into the set.
"Wade, turn it off! This is so stupid!" James couldn't help reaching out to grab the stereo in Deadpool's hand.
"Don't you think there is more rhythm in the background music in the fight?" Deadpool quickly avoided it, "And this song is super expensive."
"Is there a sense of rhythm for cutting people?" James felt that the rescue activity became more and more out of tune because of Deadpool's participation.
"That's right." Deadpool nodded and pointed to Groot, whose eyes were shining on James' shoulder, "Look at your little tree man, very happy."
James paused, and then Groot immediately jumped off James, and began to wriggle and dance happily on the ground to the rhythm of the rock music. long-standing talent for dancing.
"Tony!"
Before James, who was staring at Groot, could say anything, James suddenly heard a loud noise and Captain America's shout.
As soon as he turned his head, he saw Iron Man flying across the low sky like a shooting star, and fell to the front not far away with the rhythm of the music.
ah?
Unexpectedly, James raised his eyes and saw a sturdy woman standing there in the distance.
Was Mr. Stark knocked away by...this woman with his bare hands just now?
Then James saw Captain America rushing towards the woman with his shield up.The captain also knew that this woman's strength was astonishing, so he didn't confront the enemy head-on, but used skillful fighting skills to dodge, and took advantage of the gap to attack the enemy.
"Fire!"
The enemy still had a lot of gunmen, and at this time they heard the woman's order and fired all at once.Captain America immediately used his shield to resist the attack of the gunfire, while Iron Man grabbed James with both hands to hide behind the obstacle.The people brought by Mr. Yin Sen also rushed into the battlefield, and the two sides began to attack fiercely.
"Baby, I'm here." Deadpool, who was selectively ignored, drew out his two knives to meet his little spider and his mortal enemy Ajax.
"Groot!" James was still thinking about his little tree man. He poked his head out to see that Groot was completely unaffected by the gunfire, and was still writhing his cute body in the rock music, shaking his hands and feet. dancing.
"Son, I have a task for you." Iron Man, who was knocked away in public, decided to forget the embarrassing scene just now. As a gentleman, he just couldn't hit women hard and was attracted by stupid music.
"Okay." Of course James was very happy to follow Mr. Stark's instructions.
Iron Man: "Use your Flying Curse to bring the big Hulk over." Oh, great strength, they still have Hulk.
Little James: "..." Is it okay?
James felt that he probably understood Iron Man's desire to retaliate against the enemy with violence, "I don't think I can do it."
Suddenly, there was a heavy muffled sound of being knocked into the air by the ears of the two of them. They knew it was the sound of a powerful fist hitting Captain America's shield. This time, Captain America was knocked into the air.But Captain America already knew the battle that the opponent was trying to win. He flipped to the ground with a backflip as he vacated, threw the shield out, and then the man leaned over and rushed towards the woman to attack.
This is so cool!
James witnessed Captain America's skill with his own eyes, and he was deeply admired in his heart.
Iron Man also saw that Captain America needed an assistant, he turned his head to look at James and said, "I give you two tasks, the first is to turn off the damn music, the second is to ride your vehicle and go to that Just take away the little spider who skipped class and ran around."
After speaking, Iron Man flew away.
After a while, the gunfire stopped, and James saw that the enemy gunman was either shot or killed by Deadpool.I have to say that Deadpool's smooth chopping is also... a bit handsome.When James quickly slipped out and reached out to turn off the stereo on the floor, he saw Groot looking at him with a pitiful expression on his face.The little tree man's dark eyes looked straight at him, with sincere eyes, and James' heart softened instantly.
"Dance, dance." James shook his hand, determined to satisfy Groot's heart for dancing.
James rode on the broomstick he was still holding and left. Of course, James was very excited at this time, and then James felt like he was flying out like a shooting star.
Both Captain America and Iron Man were distracted, looking at James who suddenly disappeared across the sky on his broom.
Iron Man: "I think he needs a flight training." Tell him to save the little spider, but he flies out of sight.
Captain America: "..." You should first consider whether James can fly back.
Fortunately, James still relied on his superb skills to break the fast flight back. He tried his best to get started with his new broomstick as soon as possible. Although it was still a little unstable, it was completely within the controllable range Inside.
"Mr. Stark! Awesome! Thank you so much!"
Then Iron Man heard the excited shout of James who was messed up in the wind.
"Anyway, I don't know how to ride on that kind of thing." Iron Man felt that James was the only one who wouldn't throw up on this broomstick.What's more, it's just a broom with a stick, no matter how finely it is made, there is no iron armor.
Just as James was about to find Peter, he heard Deadpool yelling at him.
"Meow meow!"
"What to do!" James saw Deadpool on the ground waving his knives at him, and the boy flew in the direction of Deadpool. James thought that Deadpool wanted him to take him along to find the little spider.
"Don't you think it hurts to get stuck in your balls while riding a broom?" Deadpool continued to ask loudly.
James trembled in the air with his broom and his whole body, almost swooping down and hitting Deadpool directly.
"Lock the tongue and seal the throat!" James couldn't bear it, raised his wand and cast a tongue-binding curse on Deadpool.
It hurts me to fucking see you!
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