Picking mulberries

When he went upstairs and was out of sight of Su's mother and father, Cui Dongxu happily pressed the answer button, flashed into the bedroom as lightly as a swallow, locked the door and fell into bed.

"Xu Xu, are you watching the party?" Hearing Qiu Yang's cloying voice, Cui Dongxu knew that he was hiding in the room on the bed and talking on his cell phone just like himself.

"I saw a sketch of "Skynet Recovery" and came up."

"Who played it?"

"Aunt Cai Ming has a few happy twists." Cui Dongxu changed his phone and twisted his body to lie in the most comfortable position. "What are you doing at home? Didn't you go to the party with your family?"

"What's the point of the party? An uncle like you is the best." Qiu Yang teased.

"Yes, yes, this is the best one for my uncle, so how dare I ask you which one is better for this little fresh meat?" Cui Dongxu snorted.

"I..., like the one in the middle of Xuxu's butt, ha..." Qiu Yang laughed to himself before he finished speaking.

"You are such a rascal, your parents don't care." Cui Dongxu wished he could tear the brat's mouth open.

"My parents are even more hooligans. They have been in love since high school and have been dating for life. My hooliganism is hereditary and I can't control it," Qiu Yang continued. "However, don't my teachers care about me now? I just obey The 'pipe' under the teacher."

"I'm a little cheeky, believe it or not, I'll strangle you to death." Although Qiu Yang's thick skin made him greasy these days, Cui Dongxu was still flushed with embarrassment, "Don't talk nonsense, just be serious. Well, even if you help your mother wash the dishes."

"Who said I'm not doing a serious job, I just did a serious job."

"What serious business? Put high incense on the Bodhisattva, or chant scriptures to the Buddha?"

"That's not true. The head of the family does not agree with my beliefs, so he didn't invite a Buddhist altar. I just asked the elders for the New Year's money. Isn't this serious?"

"Skinless and shameless, it's so big, I'm ashamed to ask for it." Cui Dongxu teased.

"What's the matter with embarrassment, aren't you still married? In our place, even if you are not married, you can ask the elders for New Year's money. Besides, don't you always say that I am a little money fan?"

"How much New Year's money did you collect?" Cui Dongxu asked with a smile.

"The ancestors gave 100, grandma gave 200, uncle and aunt each gave 200, my parents gave 100, how about it, envy, hehe..."

"Impossible, this is the rhythm of making foreign money," Qiu Yang's cute and coquettish tone made Cui Dongxu's heart tremble wildly, wishing that his hands could turn into mobile phone signals and pinch the boy's body Face, can't help but secretly sigh, it's not good when you are old, you can't stand the slightest stimulation, "How much more do you want, I will give it to you when I come back."

"How can this work? You are a teacher, so I have to give you New Year's greetings, don't you?"

"Hey, come on, why do you regard me as a teacher in your eyes." The brat spoke better than he sang, and he became intimate on the bed, shameless, and he didn't know where he learned the routine, but he worked hard Toss my old bones.

"Xuxu, Xuxu, lovely Xuxu, dear Xuxu..." Qiu Yang's raving voice started broadcasting again.

"Calling the soul, why?" Cui Dongxu said angrily.

"I miss you, I want you, I've been here for years, do you miss me?"

"What do you miss?"

"Oh, Xu Xu is so coquettish, so straightforward." Qiu Yang pretended to be ashamed.

"What?"

"Didn't you just say what you want me to do? You were thinking about my meat gun."

"You bastard, no matter how stupid you are, believe it or not, I will deduct your credits." Even though he said so, Cui Dongxu was hooked in his heart.

"Hey, you are avenging private revenge with the public, you don't look at the face of the monk, you look at the face of the Buddha, you don't miss the old love, you miss the adulterous, you sleep together in the same bed..."

"Stop talking about the train with me, tell you something serious, you have to be mentally prepared," Cui Dongxu paused, "My dad knows about our adultery...it's a secret."

"Huh?" Qiu Yang almost lost his grip on the phone, "Really?"

"Today, taking advantage of the warm atmosphere of the New Year's Eve, I honestly came out with him, just now."

"Xuxu, you are so stupid, why did you choose the time of the New Year's Eve, to find it hard to be happy? Why don't you tell me in advance, I'm not here, how can you lift this cover, um... um, how are you doing?" Did you get beaten?" Qiu Yang asked eagerly.

"Why can't I come out without you here?" Cui Dongxu felt a little aggrieved.

"You are angry with a scholar," Qiu Yang said in a distressed tone, "I have thick skin and rough skin. If Uncle Cui wants to beat and scold me, I can stand up to you. How is your body... Did you get hurt somewhere?"

"I was prepared to face the storm, but I didn't expect that when a heavy bomb fell, there was not a single water mark." Cui Dongxu said in a muffled voice.

"What do these words mean?"

"My dad has already seen our relationship, and usually pretends to be stupid in front of us. Jiang is old and hot, and his acting skills are much better than ours. He can win an Oscar." Cui Dongxu muttered.

"Ah?!" This surprised Qiu Yang.

"Not only my dad, but Su's mom already knew about it. Maybe my aunt knows it all."

"Ah!" Qiu Yang felt even more incredible, "They didn't say anything nasty to you, did they?"

"No, it's all an attitude of letting things go." Cui Dongxu said in a disheartened tone.

"Oh my god, this is a great thing. I have to go to the temple to burn incense to thank the gods from all over the world." Qiu Yang was a little surprised when he was excited, "From your tone, you seem to be very disappointed."

"I don't know, I just can't be happy anyway."

"Could it be that your skin is itchy and you still want to be beaten by Uncle Cui?" Qiu Yang said with a smile.

"Isn't that what we are doing? Who in the society will treat us? I confessed to him with the determination to go up the mountain of swords and go down into the sea of ​​fire. I made the worst plan, including your whereabouts. I still want to They want to go out to live. I didn’t expect them to understate it and take it with a few words. You said, isn’t this too unexpected? It’s so unbelievable.”

"It's really a bit of a surprise, I don't even think it's real." Qiu Yang echoed.

"It's said that good things take time, let alone hard work, I haven't touched a single nail. Does this mean that all the hardships and dangers will be concentrated on the last level, so it's too smooth, and my heart is not at ease."

"I see, you are worried about my family's attitude," Qiu Yang quickly comforted, "Although my family is not as enlightened as Uncle Cui and the others, I am confident that he will accept you, so you can relax. It is not possible to clear all the obstacles in a day or two, and it will be a step by step step by step. I am already slowly confessing to them, and the merits will not be paid, and it will get better."

"You... really want to go to the end with me in your heart and not regret it?" Cui Dongxu hesitated.

"Nonsense, what do you think? Play house?" Qiu Yang's voice suddenly rose several octaves.

"Okay, okay, I believe, I don't know what to do, don't I always say that I am older than you, always say that I am an uncle, I feel like a crime, and I am afraid that you will dislike me." Cui Dongxu reflected shamelessly one time.

"When did I say you were old? Do I dislike you being so crazy in bed? Do I dislike that you will panic after not seeing you for a day? Next time I hear this, believe it or not, I will castrate you and put your stuff I cut it up and put it in my pocket to play with as a sausage, so as not to be together, I always miss it in my heart." Qiu Yang said bitterly.

"Stinky boy, what nonsense are you talking about? You don't want to live anymore, do you? If you don't get a roof tile for a day, it's against the sky." Cui Dongxu didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"It was you who caused the disaster, and blamed me for being messed up. You'd better not provoke me with the above words in the future, maybe I will do something that shocks you."

"Usually wear clothes, be a good boy, isn't it fake? Tsk, you also said that you believe in Buddhism, I think you believe in ghosts, you are one way in front of my father, gentle and humble, hardworking, and another way behind your back , extravagant, vulgar, you are a chameleon, you are the best at disguising."

"Hmph, there's nothing I can do. You've already messed with me, and it's impossible to get rid of it. Besides, Uncle Cui has acquiesced to me. I don't have to hide it when I come in, but I'm blatantly dating you." , "Qiu Yang thought about it carefully, and responded, "Wait a minute, wantonness? What do you mean by that? You are my first one, and I gave you all my firsts. How can there be such a thing as wantonness? ?”

"You know it in your heart. You're too embarrassed to ask me, but I'm too embarrassed to mention it." Cui Dongxu didn't have a good tone.

"Oh, I see..." Qiu Yang let out a series of lewd voices as if he had suddenly realized, "Xu Xu, don't be shy, bed matters, love between men and men, is human nature, new tricks, foreplay Post-interest is an activator to adjust life and a catalyst to enhance feelings. You are a dignified university professor and senior intellectual, how can you use idioms indiscriminately? Is that called licentiousness? I am called willing to make progress and unite knowledge and action. "

"Fart your mother's Qianqiu." Cui Dongxu couldn't help but swear.

"Anyway, I'm really grateful to Uncle Cui. I wanted to use the same belief to subtly influence him by being with him, but I didn't expect to accept me so easily. Thank you, thank you." Qiu Yang breathed a sigh of relief.

"I will face your family with you when the time comes." Cui Dongxu said firmly.

"What do you call this? You won a big victory by fighting alone, and of course I have to fight to the death." Qiu Yang was very moved after hearing this, "There are so many people in my family. If you face , maybe who will embarrass you and embarrass you, how can I bear it in my heart, I might as well kill me with one knife."

"It's the new year, don't talk nonsense."

"Xu Xu, don't worry, I will never let you down, even if I shave my head and become a monk, I have to force them to agree."

"You are relying on the favor of your loved ones to act recklessly, rascal."

"That can't be helped. For the happiness of my life, I have to go through this hurdle."

"After a while, I'll come to propose marriage." Afraid that Qiu Yang would be troubled during this festive festival, Cui Dongxu joked.

"That's good, I'm worried that I can't get a decent gift with Uncle Cui when I propose marriage. You are a rich man, so it will be easier for me to propose marriage with you. When I have settled the family, you can pick a bunch of them." Come to the house with the burden." Qiu Yang thought to himself, no matter what the specific division of labor on the bed is, my baby Xu as the man to propose marriage will be more dignified and more honorable to him.

"What a burden?" Although it still feels unrealistic to realize it, Cui Dongxu was a little curious, "Is there a specific standard?"

"If you want to talk about standards, there is no uniform standard," Qiu Yang thought for a moment, "A load of Huahua Renminbi, a load of four seasons women's wedding dresses, a load of fish, duck and chicken, a load of oil, salt sauce and rice, A load of dry goods with noodles, a load of wedding cakes, a load of cakes and candies, a load of dowry and combs, and a load of shoes and socks for bottoms."

"Are you sure you want a load of wedding dresses?"

"The above is just for reference, there is no uniform standard, you can change into high-end men's clothing." Qiu Yang laughed.

"It's a good idea," Cui Dongxu said in a tone of reluctance, "I don't want to empty out my family's wealth for the things I'm burdened with."

"Nine dans is the starting price, and there are 36, [-], and [-] tans. When I was a child, I saw the most [-] dans. Oh, it's mighty, a long dragon, and the sensational effect has been sung from all over the world. Year."

"You're jealous, right? Then what's your price?" Cui Dongxu asked seriously.

"What's this called? Am I an object with a clearly marked price?" Qiu Yang pretended to be dissatisfied.

"One set, one set, like a few treasures, you know the market very well, have you prepared it long ago, and are you looking for a price?"

"How do you say it, ouch, you must have been frightened by the bride price list, so you dare not come to propose marriage?"

"How can it be? Even if I go bankrupt, I still have to carry a load to the door. How about I prepare 81 loads?"

"Hey, 81 Dan? Are you here to learn the scriptures, or to marry me?" Qiu Yang smiled.

"It's not only to get a sperm, but also to marry you." Cui Dongxu has cultivated his face by talking with Qiu Yang on the mobile phone these days. As soon as he said the words, he realized that the words were a bit unhealthy, and it was impossible to take them back.

"Hey, high-level intellectuals become more lawless when they become dirty," Qiu Yang said with a grin, "Xu Xu, I can't sleep well these days, do you know why?"

"Why?" Cui Dongxu clearly knew that Qiu Yang was flirting, but deliberately lured him into it.

"I miss you, without you pulling my hair-hair, how can I not be at ease. Yesterday I had a dream, dreaming that the hair-hair under my crotch was completely wiped out, like a barren mountain, bare."

"Aren't you good at interpreting dreams? What's the point?" Cui Dongxu blushed.

"If you didn't control me, I'd be hacked by someone." Qiu Yang said shamelessly.

"I don't think so," Cui Dongxu snorted, "I'm not around, so I must have attracted the attention of others. Didn't you say that the Tiantian Classmates reunion, I'm afraid I saw my first love, and I couldn't hold back, so I automatically handed it all over to her." gone."

"The eternal injustice, my first love is you. I still fell in love with you when I was just in elementary school. It has never changed."

"Hey, who would believe it?"

"Xu Xu, since Uncle Cui and the others agreed by default, it should be considered a great joy. Shall we do something to celebrate?"

"How to celebrate?" Cui Dongxu felt that Qiu Yang's tone was obscene.

"Start video chat, you watch me masturbate." Qiu Yang said.

"Shameless."

"How many days has it been, I feel uncomfortable."

"Hold up on the discomfort, we'll talk about it when we come back." Cui Dongxu roared angrily.