Picking mulberries

"Wow, today's class is full of people, it's beyond my budget. Don't you go to the wrong classroom door?" As soon as he entered the classroom, Cui Dongxu was frightened by the head of the classroom, and he came back after a year The students want to go crazy in class.It was originally a big class of two classes, and there were only about [-] people, but I didn't expect that there were about [-] people in this big class classroom.

"The 09 students of 'Ying 36B' are all here." The monitor of "Ying 09B" stood up and reported.

"09 of the official students of 'Ying 39A Class' are all here." Jiang Minhao also stood up and replied.

"Oh, so you are the big rewards for the Chinese New Year, and the rest are all temporary workers to support." As soon as Cui Dongxu finished speaking, the classroom burst into laughter.

"Ms. Cui, they are all here to pay New Year's greetings to you. How about we clear the place for you?" Qiu Yang, who has always been reluctant to stand out in class, was very excited at this moment.

"Yeah, what is this saying in the New Year, 'Everyone who comes here is a guest, and it's all about opening a big podium to entertain the sixteen parties'. What is it called? Are you trying to tear it down? My platform is right." Well, you Buddhist disciple want to make trouble, right, I remember you well.

"Qiu Yang, Qiu Chengtong's Qiu, the proud Yang." Qiu Yang said loudly.

"Qiu Yang, are you trying to show off that you have a loud voice, or you took this class for me? I am worried that there are too many people and I can't stand the voice." Cui Dongxu squinted his eyes and gave Qiu Yang a poisonous look. The wink made the girls in the audience look at her with spring-heart rippling and red eyes.

"Don't dare, I'll just shut up." Qiu Yang stuck out his tongue mischievously.

"You kid took stimulants today, what are you doing, you want to put your name in the penalty column." Qi Zhuoran, who was sitting next to him, kicked Qiu Yang.

"What's the matter? Isn't Professor Cui very gentle? You know, I'm thinking of him too. With so many people in class, my throat is so tired. After a class, I have to scream." Qiu Yang said in a low voice.

"You idiot, didn't you see someone adjusting the microphone. Huh, gentle? I advise you to be careful. This handsome guy is not easy to mess with. He has a grinning face. Don't fail the exam and don't know where he is. It's a trick, you've already made a name with him, have you forgotten?" Qi Zhuoran warned.

"Really? I wanted to fail the course, but I haven't seized the opportunity." Qiu Yang said conceitedly.

"You are so beautiful. If you don't listen to the words of the master, you will suffer in front of your eyes. One day you will wake up from your dream." Qi Zhuoran snorted.

"Okay, class is starting now. I don't need to emphasize the two classes in the Department of Applied Biology. Since the students who came to join us have already entered, please join us. Follow the rules and strictly enforce classroom discipline." The students Although he was amused by Cui Dongxu, the chattering voice gradually quieted down.

"In this lesson, let's talk about Li Tangtang's 'mulberry borer' among the pests. Why is it called Li Tangtang? Its larvae are not only greedy, but also very 'corrupt' in life, extravagant and wasteful..." Cui Dongxu Speaking eloquently on the podium, Qiu Yang thought to himself below, my "girlfriend" is quite capable, but this is talking about pathology or current affairs class, talking about pests and the whole corrupt official Li Tangtang is here, which is a bit interesting .

"Ms. Cui, Sang Chen committed the crime in a gang. I'm afraid Li Tangtang alone is not enough. Why don't you bring Huang Yao, Wang Yi, Guo Jingyi, and Nan Yong along, and have a companion." The restless Qiu Yang felt uneasy. Partially interjected below.He had a loud voice, and the interruption caused the students to burst into laughter, and the whole class was engulfed in commotion.

"Hey, there's a gangster sitting down here," Cui Dongxu, who is quite experienced in dealing with emergencies, smiled, "You're right, it's a gang thing, we should bring a few more..."Cui Dongxu thought in his heart, you brat, I didn't expect you to be a very complicated person. This side worships gods and Buddhas like a monk, and the other side is quite concerned about current affairs. The corrupt officials investigated and dealt with last year knew it well. I underestimated you. It seems that you can't do it without killing you, don't let my reputation of giving lectures be ruined in your hands.

"You're trying to kill yourself again, you want to get some attention, you really want to retake his class." Qi Zhuoran cursed in a low voice, gritted his teeth.

I don't know if he sensed Cui Dongxu's angry aura without smiling or listened to Qi Zhuoran's persuasion, Qiu Yang finally calmed down after Cui Dongxu, and listened foolishly below, staring at Cui Dongxu with fiery eyes. , Seeing that Cui Dongxu's back felt hot.

"'After autumn, there is fog, and oil insects are as powerful as tigers'. If the weather is humid in summer and autumn, it is very conducive to the reproduction and growth of this insect. Therefore, in terms of prevention and control methods, it is very important to seize this moment..."

Cui Dongxu was about to finish, but Qiu Yang's voice from below yelled inappropriately: "'Three rains after autumn, silkworms will hurt their skin', our farm proverb is like this, teacher, it should have the same meaning. "

"Hey, my god, I really can't stand you." Qi Zhuoran next to him was speechless. Did you come to attend the class, or did you come to sing the opposite opera?

"Well, that's right, the main meaning is almost the same," I'm so mad, hurt my skin?Brat, wait a minute and I'll take your skin off, "What's the name of that classmate... Oh, Qiu Yang, isn't it? Seeing that your voice is pretty good, and your voice is majestic and powerful, why don't you do it this way?" , Anyway, class is almost over, how about you sing a song for us all, new year and new weather, let’s liven up the atmosphere. Everyone said, okay?”

"Okay..." It was as if a pot had been boiled down, there was booing, laughter and applause, and everyone fixed their eyes on Qiu Yang.

Qiu Yang didn't expect Cui Dongxu to make such a move, and he seemed a little embarrassed for a while, but fortunately he was thick-skinned, so he stood up from his seat after a short pause.

"Be patient, it's terrible to do evil in the sky, and you can't live if you do evil by yourself." Qi Zhuoran snorted.

"Thanks to everyone's love, respect is worse than obedience, so I really sang." Qiu Yang pinched his nose embarrassingly.

"Let's sing, let's sing. I've always heard that the voice of handsome man Qiu is the voice of nature. Today, I was lucky enough to listen to it on the spot. It's an honor and fate. I suggest it. Everyone welcomes with warm applause again, applaud." Changjiang Minhao, who was in Qiu Yang's class, also followed suit, applauding instantly, and Cui Dongxu also clapped along in a leisurely manner.

Qiu Yang slandered in his heart, good Jiang Minhao, looking at the gentle and gentle at ordinary times, you never imagined that you would also engage in deeds. I want to see Qiu Yang make a fool of myself, hmph, no way, I will let you see what is Bodhi in front of the Buddha Hall , What you practice is the practice of thousands of years.Qiu Yang cleared his throat loudly on purpose, posed like a singer on stage, and sang seriously: "Nan Wu Drink Luo Dana Duo Luo Ye Ye, Nan Wu A Lu Ye , Polu Jie Di Shuo Bo Raya, Bodhisattva Po Ye..."

Not to mention that Cui Dongxu on the podium couldn't laugh or cry, the students in the audience were even more blown away, laughing loudly, some girls burst into tears, and some laughed so hard that you beat me and I beat you.

On the surface, Cui Dongxu shook his head when he heard it, but in all fairness, apart from the content of his singing, this kid's voice condition is really good, clean and melodious, melodious and melodious, it is very comfortable to listen to.However, the content of this singing is really different, and this kid is too good at it, I really didn't expect it.Mr. Zou praised his student one by one. I think the old lady must have been blinded by her old eyes. Where is this boy so cute?Where is restraint?Let me go, I was bullied by this kid today. Is this guy a bear? He's too courageous. Don't treat the bean bag as dry food, and bully me to look tender, right?Cui Dongxu originally wanted to be lively and let the boy finish singing, but he couldn't be scared when he saw the back of the classroom. More and more people came in from the outside to watch. If he didn't stop it, he was afraid that a stampede would happen.

"Okay, okay, stop," Cui Dongxu waved to Qiu Yang, "get out of class is over, let's leave. What... Qiu Yang, come with me to the office."

"It's so cool, it doesn't matter if you have such a loud voice, you are now a famous person in the school. When you walk around the campus, be careful of fans looking for your autograph," Qi Zhuoran said with a smile, "Let's go, Professor Cui is urging you." Amidst the roar of laughter, Qiu Yang quickly put his tail between his legs and followed Cui Dongxu out of the classroom.

"Why did you go in for so long? Tell me, how did Professor Cui torture you?" Qiu Yang came out of the office building, and Qi Zhuoran, who was guarding outside, hurried forward to type.

"It's nothing, isn't it just the habitual disease of the teachers, babbling about chanting scriptures." Seeing that Qi Zhuoran was standing here waiting for him, Qiu Yang was a little moved, he didn't stay there for a short time.

"Will you announce Bo in the academy?"

"What's the matter?" Qiu Yang smiled, "I need to write a deep inspection to see the effect."

"It's okay, it's just an inspection," Qi Zhuoran felt lucky for Qiu Yang, "How long does it take to write an inspection, and why did it take so long, Professor Cui is really admonishing you? Impossible, He's not the grumpy type."

"I have never written inspections since I was a child. I have to write the most profound ones. I don't know the format and how to choose words and sentences. If I am not satisfied with the writing, I have to rewrite it. If I am not satisfied, I have to rewrite it. I have written it no less than a dozen times, so I stayed until now." In fact, Qiu Yang deliberately dawdled in Cui Dongxu's office, just wanting to spend more time with Cui Dongxu. After a few words, he felt comfortable all over.

"If you say you're fat, you're out of breath. What do you mean you haven't written an inspection since you were a child, and you can't be guaranteed if you are a co-author now." Qi Zhuoran sneered.

"I can't compare to you. I'm really not fat. If you say I'm fat, of course I will kick you." Qiu Yang laughed.

"Uh, what kind of stuff are you singing? In fact, calm down and think about it, it sounds pretty good." Qi Zhuoran rolled his eyes at Qiu Yang.

"No way, have you never heard of the Great Compassion Curse?" Qiu Yang blinked and blinked.

"Nonsense, I don't believe in Buddhism."

"Want to listen to the full version, how about I sing it again now?" Qiu Yang was very generous.

"Put it down, I still want to hang out on campus, so I'll go to my house and sing for my parents later. I really admire you, you really dare to sing in public." Qi Zhuoran curled his lips.

"You don't know, not only the worldly brothers like me like to hear me sing Buddhist music, but also the masters in the temple often invite me to sing. Oh, you can't understand it. When you sing That feeling is really beautiful and happy." Qiu Yang said ecstatically.

"Really?" Qi Zhuoran asked in disbelief.

"Is this still going to lie to you?" Qiu Yang said seriously, "The abbot of the Liukong Temple in Ruijin Mountain, Master Mingzheng, praised me for singing well, and when there are religious ceremonies in the temple, he definitely wants me to sing. "

"Dare you really are a star, dreaming at night that Bodhisattvas and arhats will not ask you for autographs." Qi Zhuoran laughed.

"That's not impossible." Qiu Yang said confidently.

"I really don't know which planet you are an unknown creature from."

"Where should I go for dinner? There shouldn't be much food in this canteen." Qiu Yang rubbed his stomach.

"Impossible, didn't the hospitable Professor Cui Da invite you to eat?" Qi Zhuoran sneered.

"Sigh, it's a pity that he's not a big beauty, otherwise the trick of being a pretty boy might succeed." Qiu Yang expressed helplessness.

"You are so beautiful."

"I've been in there for so long, brotherly, I'm hungry together, let's go out to eat, please." Qiu Yanghao said dryly.

"Forget it, go to my house. My mother specially called me to take you home for dinner. She has no class today, so she has time to cook at home."

"Oh, what kindness and ability is there for someone Qiu, to be sympathetic to Mr. Yin, I'm so grateful." Qiu Yang said with a chuckle.

"Isn't it still the first month? You brought so many things from home to them for New Year's greetings. Didn't you treat you to a proper meal?"

Qiu Yang stopped suddenly: "Wait, your mother treats me like a daughter-in-law, right?"

"Hey, look at your narcissism, let's go, don't disgust me here, be careful when Yao Zhe hears you being hacked with a knife." Qi Zhuoran rolled his eyes and said.

The two were rushing on the road when they ran into a few female students in the class who were eating snacks and hanging out. One of them shouted at Qiu Yang: "Master Qiu, Master Qiu..."

"Your beauty is calling you." Qi Zhuoran deliberately grabbed Qiu Yang who wanted to pretend he didn't hear him and run away.

"Did you call me?" Qiu Yang had no choice but to stop, "Beauties, what can you do with this handsome guy?"

"The cockroaches in our dormitory have become a disaster, so you can help us get rid of them." A female classmate said with a smile.

"Okay, but I usually do it in the dark at night, can you let me in at night when Obasan downstairs?" Qiu Yang said with a smile on his face.

"Rogue." The girls laughed and cursed.

"Hey, why am I a hooligan?"

Qiu Yang wanted to continue talking nonsense with them, but at this moment Qi Zhuoran pushed him away again: "Idiot, it's fine if you're not hungry, don't make my Wu Zang Temple suffer. An Fen, why come back after a new year and come back to the estrous period."