If Qi Lianhe grew up beating the enemy's Hakka family...

·About the name

Alluka Puncher felt that he shouldn't be called Alluka Puncher since he was a child.

So when he went out to earn pocket money for the first time at the age of five, he changed his name to Qi Lianhe.

Six-year-old Qi Ya once asked, "Why did you give yourself a weird name?"

Yalujia, no, Qi Lianhe said in surprise, "Why is it so strange? Don't you think our names are so strange?"

"Look, Illumi, Miji, Qiya, Alluka, Kurt... what was Dad thinking when he named it? It's not a word solitaire!"

Qi Ya: "...Dad."

Alluka reflexively stood up straight and bowed his head as if obediently confessing, "I'm sorry I made a mistake, Dad!"

Although Xi didn't think it was a big problem when he heard the tail from the beginning, but seeing Alluka's slippery appearance gave him a headache.So he said, "...Go to the torture room, ten lashes."

Alluka happily ran away: "Thank you, Dad! I love you, Dad!"

Shiba: My head hurts even more.

·About pocket money

"Go on a mission?" Six years old, leaving his siblings in the sky arena and running home by himself, Yalujia bit his lollipop and tilted his head and asked, "Can I go on a mission now?"

Shiba lovingly stroked Alluka's little black head, and he never denied that this son was the most annoying of the children when he was not doing anything.

"Since you graduated from the Sky Arena ahead of schedule, start the mission ahead of time. You can keep the money you earn for yourself."

"Okay Dad! Thank you Dad!" Alluka raised her head and gave a cute smile.

"But how do you calculate the share?" It's a pity that what he said was not cute at all.

Shiba's hand on Aluka's head stopped, and the gloomy gaze from the elder son almost pierced him.

"Dad, will the transportation be reimbursed?"

The resentment of Yier fans almost overwhelmed Shiba.

"There are also board and lodging, props for disguising identities, information fees..." Alluka counted one by one with her fingers.

Cold sweat slid down Shiba's head, and he waved his hand: "Okay, Ilmi, you will be in charge of Aluka from now on!" He didn't care!How to divide the money is up to him!

Yalujia immediately ran to her elder brother: "Brother, brother, reimburse me, and I will share half of the reimbursement with you!"

A light flashed in Yiermi's eyes. He raised his hand and touched his younger brother's head in the same posture as Xiba just now. His voice was never so gentle, "Good boy. After finishing the task, brother will take you to eat cake."

·About Big Brother

Qi Ya has been very afraid of Big Brother since he was a child.Eldest brother, Yiermi, has been expressionless all year round, and his actions are silent, like a ghost, and his pupils are dilated and dull.

Qi Ya deeply remembered that when he was a child, he accidentally bumped into Yiermi in the corridor late at night. He thought he had seen a ghost and screamed in fright, and then he was whipped.

——That's the end of the feud.

Contrary to Kirya, Alluka never felt that Ilmi had anything to fear.

"It's because you walk around him that he likes to tease you more!" He said.

The seven-year-old Qiya believed it was true, so after dinner he dared to ask Yiermi for candy.

...and then Irmi pressed his head and rubbed his head for 15 minutes with his whole body stiff and creepy.

Kiya: I don't trust Alluka anymore, woohoo...

·About Sanmao

Sanmao is especially afraid of Alluka, every time Alluka is present, he must behave like a pug.

The reason is known only to Alluka and Sheba.

That was when Aluka was eight years old.

One day, Shiba suddenly smelled the smell of burning. He followed the smell to find the back of the mountain, and found that the guard dog, who had not yet grown up, was shaved and tied to a branch, and a pile of raging bonfires were burning beside it.

And the one who burns the fire...

"I'm sorry I made a mistake, Dad!"

... Who else but Aluka?

Xiba: "...Twenty lashes in the torture room. You are not allowed to attack Sanmao. If you are hungry, go to the kitchen to find something to eat."

Alluka: "...Oh." It's so hard to eat something without any additions at home, hey!

·About running away from home

It is said that since they went to the Sky Arena at the age of six, the twins Kiya and Alluka seemed to have opened the door to a new world, thinking about running out all the time.

...Although their purpose of running out is different.

Qi Ya: "I must run away from home! I don't want to be a killer anymore!"

Alluka: "I must run away from home! I don't want to eat food with extra ingredients!"

After the two brothers finished speaking, they looked at each other with contempt for each other.

Qi Ya: "Run away from home for food? You are really promising!"

Alluka: "Run away from home in order not to be a killer? If you are promising, become the head of the family and change careers!"

Qi Ya: "..." I actually...and...felt that my foolish brother came up with a good idea!

Shiba still watched the whole process for some reason. The current head of the family: "...Kiya, Alluka, torture room, thirty lashes."

·About father

Shiba is most proud of the fact that he has several excellent sons.

The eldest son, Yiermi, has good physical fitness, strong mental ability, and excellent personality. Although facial paralysis has not been cured, this is also an advantage in the killer industry.

The second son, Mi Ji, although not physically fit, has a very good mind. He was in charge of the family's electronic monitoring system when he was a teenager, and he also had many innovations such as mosquitoes.

The third son, Qi Ya, is a born killer. Although he always wants to run away from home, it doesn't matter. It is normal for a child to be a little rebellious when he is young.

The fourth son, Aluka...

Bang, a ball, no, a little old man was thrown through the window like a ball.

Shiba came back to his senses, ran to the window and caught Alluka who was trying to escape, and then heard the words that he heard several times every day——

"I'm sorry I made a mistake, Dad!"

Shiba: "...torture room, forty lashes! That's your great-grandfather, not a ball!"

Alluka clicked her tongue in displeasure.Obviously, my great-grandfather also (was) having fun.

Great-grandfather Playing ball with great-grandson Maha: "Hahaha..."

· About Hiso

Because of being a fan of Yier all the year round, Ya Lujia unfortunately met the first pervert in his life.

At that time, he was returning to the hotel after eating dessert to find his elder brother.As soon as he opened the door, he found an amazing scene.

Eldest brother Yi Ermi is sitting on the sofa, and next to him is a naked~man~with only a towel around him!

The naked man greeted him with a coquettish face, "Yo~ Ilmi's younger brother? You look so cute~"

Mom, I've met a pervert!

what to do?Do you want to fight?But he seems to have an unclear relationship with his elder brother, and he doesn't know what to do!

After standing still and thinking for half a minute, Alluka picked up the dessert that fell on the floor and turned to close the door.

"Sorry to bother you..."

Il fans: "..."

That night, Alluka hid under the covers and sent crazy messages to Qi Ya: "Qi Ya, we may have a perverted sister-in-law, what should I do!"

Yi Ermi suddenly lifted the quilt and saw the sent message at a glance, "Sister-in-law?"

Ya Lujia obediently handed over the phone: "I'm sorry I made a mistake, big brother!"

Yiermi: "..." These words seem familiar.

·Talk about father and son

Yes, the Hitman family also has this project.Even because of the pressure brought by this profession, the frequency of heart-to-heart talks is a little higher than that of ordinary families.

The style of heart-to-heart conversation between the father and son who beat the enemy Hakka is generally like this——

"This month's performance is good. The work in country X can be released first. Their country's economic crisis is too serious, and there may be problems with property valuation. Don't take Aluka to city B. There is a food festival there, Aluka Jia (deliberately) got lost and was hard to find."

Il fan: "Yes, Dad."

"Miji, you are overweight again, next month you must eat according to the recipe, and the potato chips and Coke will be halved! Also, you can take Alluka to play games, don't buy him a maid outfit again, he is boy!"

Mi Ji: "...Yes, Dad."

"Qi Ya, your grandfather said that you have made rapid progress, but you still can't keep up with the culture class. You have to learn from Alluka. Even if you guess, you have to pass the guess."

Qi Ya: "...Yes, Dad."

"Kott, you will be able to go on missions next month, let your elder brother take you. Oh, by the way, where is your fourth brother? Call your fourth brother over."

Kurt: "Yes, Dad."

After seeing off the four sons, Shiba suddenly fell into deep thought. He always felt that what was wrong with the conversation just now, what was wrong?

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