Grant, Buffondo

The author has something to say: Babies, Big E is back, I wrote a short article in this week, and the manuscript is properly saved, I hope I will never give up~~~~

After writing in one stroke, the baby who catches bugs has candy to eat~~

My name is Wu Ge, and my name is taken from Wang Yangming's "Knowing the good and knowing the evil is conscience, and doing good and eliminating evil is investigating things."

Someone asked me, why is it not called "Wugewu"?

I rolled my eyes back.

I am twenty-five years old, male, and a member of Interpol. Hobbies: catching criminals; hobby: catching criminals; hobby: catching criminals.Dislikes: Being caught by criminals.

As the saying goes, a man stands at thirty, so I have always regarded myself as a minor.However, reality sometimes makes you have to grow up early.

For example, Miss O in front of me, I will call her Old O for the time being, because she is an adult.

Tranquil, elegant, full of sunlight and the scent of coffee, the open-air street cafe has changed since the old O with smoky makeup and flaming red lips walked in.And I also began to attend cram schools for lipstick shades and various luxury goods.Weakly ask... Is XXX lipstick a luxury product?

I was very helpless, and my heart was suffering, but my childhood education prevented me from interrupting a lady's speech under such circumstances.

Is it possible in other cases?

It depends on the situation. If there is a hostage in front of me who needs to be rescued, then I will not say a word, just go up and... slap the kidnapper.

The kidnappers will thank me.

And now I also want to thank a few people, because of their arrival, the cafe has become fresh again.Old O finally stopped her "teaching", she stared at those people intently.

good time!I wanted to seize the time when she was silent and find an excuse to leave here to settle this "blind date banquet" arranged by the old thinking of the new era.

However, reality is always teaching me how to be a human being.

Just when I thought that the old O was attracted by the few candidates who came in who seemed to be excellent meat votes, and would definitely rush over like a dog, and abandon my dog's tail grass...Suddenly , Old O asked me a word, it was this sentence that changed my life, but at that time, it scared me so much that I just made up a rotten interface and ran away.

Are you wondering what she asked?I bother!She actually asked me in her native language: "Five boxes, you are not gay, are you?"

The point is not "gay" or "am I gay", of course I am not!

The point is!She actually, fuck, her, mother tongue! !

Her mother tongue!So everyone present knew what she was talking about!

Let me explain more clearly. At that time, I was performing a mission abroad and was stationed abroad for a long time. Just after the mission was over, I received a call from Her Majesty the Queen Mother.The content of the call is as follows:

My Ge'er, if you don't go on blind dates again, I will let you know what kind of experience the queen mother had when she gave birth to you!Do you want to experience it?

The following is the information and contact information of the blind date balabala. My mother found a foreign girl for me very stylishly. I did not want to experience the personal experience of my mother. With sincere respect, on May 2188, 5 At exactly 29:14 in the afternoon, I came to the open-air cafe on the street in Buchou, waiting for the arrival of the blind date.

You all know the following things, the foreign girl O's cry as if she had discovered a new world made me the focus of the entire cafe.At that moment, I was as strong as I almost fainted, hum, luckily I resisted!

I don't want to describe how I got out of that cafe or compare how I felt to stepping on shit because that's an insult to shit.Don't blame me for using such radical words, because I have been single for many years and have no girls I like, but no matter what happens, I will never like a man.

Yes, never!