Zhou Dumb

The winter in city A comes late, and the early winter wind blows in December, rattling the bamboo bushes outside the window. The girls in coats couldn't help falling asleep from the desk with their arms in their warm arms.

Boys are always colder than girls. Some only wear a sports jacket, some wear a sweater or long sleeves, and some even fall asleep in class wearing a short jacket and short sleeves.

However, as soon as the get out of class bell rings, the sleepy bugs lurking in the body seem to be attacked by some natural enemy, and the boarder immediately returns to reality, but it's just that they are not sober.

Zhou Menglai rubbed his somewhat dry eyes, stretched his waist, picked up the schoolbag that he hadn't had time to take out the books, and stepped out of the back door of the classroom with his head down and sleepy eyes.

Ouch, so hard.

After hitting a wall of people, Zhou Menglai was completely awake. He raised his hand to rub his sore spot, but a big hand directly took the place of his movement. Accompanied by a familiar voice, "Are you sleepy?"

At this time, the surrounding students rushed to the cafeteria, and there were only two of them left in the empty corridor.

Zhou Menglai looked around in a mouse-headed manner, and hooked his fingers towards the high wall of human flesh.

Rouqiang leaned down expectantly, watched his sweetheart pull his collar, and then——

Hit him on the head.

Zhou Menglai grinned, ticked his little finger and gestured: We are in trouble together, future boyfriend.

Wen Xizhi smiled dotingly, and led the people home.

Wen Xizhi has no courses in his senior year, and now he has entered the internship period, but he is the small boss of the Shangsan Dynasty team, and he doesn't care about the internship certificate. After the last cafeteria incident, the two seldom go to the cafeteria during meals. Zhou Menglai doesn't want to keep eating in restaurants and ordering takeout, which is unhygienic and expensive!

So the former chairman who doted on his future daughter-in-law personally cooks every day and is in charge of the lunch of Zhou Menglai's classmates. When the time comes, he will squat at the door of the classroom and send him back to school to digest food after the meal.

Zhou Menglai once felt unaccustomed to this feeling of changing in seconds. He went to the supermarket to buy vegetables together, cooked for the children at home, and even took a special car to and from school.

The simple classmate Zhou Menglai was conquered by the former president in just three days. Seeing him at home during the day and going back to the dormitory to sleep at night, I couldn't bear it, and shied away for a long time, until Wen Xizhi made a logical suggestion, causal induction , let Xiaoshou who fell into the trap accept it in a daze——

"Do you think it's tiring for me to run back and forth to school and back home like this?"

Yes.

"Is it OK as long as I don't toss back and forth?"

Well...that's right.

"Then why don't you take me in?"

ha? ? ?

"Look, if you take me in, I won't have to go back to the dormitory to sleep after dinner every day."

"I will do the housework well to pay for the food expenses."

"Look, you can still eat the dishes I cook when you come home at noon, and you can take a nap by the way. Where can you get this kind of treatment at school?"

"I'm not tired, I don't have to think about work and I don't have to go to class, if you don't find something for me to do, I'll be so idle."

"Serve your future boyfriend, enjoy it..."

……

Wait, what the hell, don't think that you can... umm...

After kissing the person until the oxygen supply was insufficient and nodding in agreement, the former chairman succeeded in his tricks, and said in his heart: rhetoric is not enough, so let's act directly!

So on the afternoon when Zhou Menglai had no class, the two went to the furniture supermarket.

"There are spare toiletries at home... Let's put a bigger bed in the study. I'll clean out the bookcase and put it on the balcony."

Zhou Menglai remembered that after renting a house, he saw four sets of utensils in the bathroom, and asked: Did you plan to live in a long time ago, so you specially prepared four new cups?

"Cough... Isn't it a matter of time, I don't know how to choose a bed, you choose."

Zhou Menglai stared at him with wide eyes, and sat down on a model bed with white quilts in front of him. He had never chosen a bed before... But this bed is so soft and comfortable, and it was not available at home before.

So he spread his hands and expressed his thoughts, just buy whatever you want, as long as you can sleep.

"Tsk, you are quite casual, okay, let me try."

The mattress beside him was sunken, and Wen Xizhi slumped down, clapping his hands on both sides, muttering in his mouth: "The elasticity is okay, and the bed is wide enough, but it's not soft enough, and the knot is not strong enough." , I don’t know if it will make a noise... Forget it, the bed will be replaced after it collapses... shall we?"

The former chairman who was trapped in his own world showed a silly smile on his face, Zhou Menglai pinched his nose in disgust, obviously he didn't understand what he was muttering.

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, little boy." Wen Xizhi touched his pinched reddish nose, rubbed the bridge of his handsome nose, and said to the smiling clerk, flatteringly, "That's it. Can you deliver it in a while? Get new bedding."

The customer is God, and the customer who does not bargain is the God of God!Naturally, the clerk quickly completed the checkout procedure and handed it over to supergod.

Zhou Menglai leaned over to look at the price, rolled his eyes when he saw the astronomical six-digit number, and when he got home, he made a fuss and wrote the word "prodigal" on Wen Xizhi's handsome face.

A "defeat" was pasted on the left cheek, and a "home" was pasted on the right cheek. The innocent and pitiful Mr. Gong was lying on the sofa, watching the angry boy take out his mobile phone and click to take a picture of his current appearance. , Threatening: If you spend money indiscriminately, spread this "pornographic photo"!

Wen Xizhi raised the corners of his mouth, turned over and pressed the unprepared Zhou Menglai on the sofa, turned his body upside down, and looked at the boy who had just been riding on him in a fit of anger and forgot to be shy, and now he was sitting at the bottom, blushing and holding his phone to block his Face, happy, smiled and said: "Who told me that I don't have a virtuous wife to help manage the finances now? I only want you to take a few more real 'pornographic photos' to threaten me, what do you say..." He bent down , close to Zhou Menglai's ear, the fiery breath blew past, dyeing the boy's earlobe red, "Wei, come, man, friend, friend?"

The two chatted on the sofa for a while, and then the furniture deliverer came.

The disheveled Zhou Menglai pushed away the fleshy wall, ran into the bedroom and closed the door, leaving the speechless former chairman alone to open the door for the little brother who delivered the goods.

As soon as there was a sound of ping-ping, bang-bang, Wen Xizhi sent people to the door, turned around and saw Zhou Menglai who was sticking out his head to spy on the enemy. Seeing that everyone was gone, he changed his clothes and came out. Put on the shoes and take the fourth sister home.

"Hey, be careful on the road." Wen Xizhi leaned against the wall with his trousers pockets in his pocket.

In Zhou Menglai's eyes, this was just like a little daughter-in-law whose husband went out and stayed at home alone. She rolled her eyes, and suddenly hooked Wen Xizhi's neck and gave her a deep French kiss.

After the kiss was over, both of them were a little out of breath. Wen Xizhi saw that the beauty invited her to kiss him, his eyes were warm, his heart was beating like a deer, and he asked, "Why all of a sudden...?"

Zhou Menglai's ears were red, and he was too shy to look into Wen Xizhi's eyes, and gestured with trembling hands: I, I, I'm leaving...bye, wife.

is nervous.

Turning around and running to the elevator entrance, he staggered and bumped into the wall. Regardless of the headache, he got into the elevator and fled.

Wen Xizhi was teased back, and automatically filtered the wife's gestures into her husband. After thinking about it for a while, she went to the kitchen in a good mood to make delicious food, humming a song while cooking:

"My boyfriend, he is cute and classy~ he is considerate to me, but he always has trouble with me..."

The author has something to say: The song at the end is from "Girlfriend" and I changed the gender a bit hahahaha~ I think it's very cute~

Actually, I wanted to use "HeyHeyUU, Icouldbeyourboyfriend~" 233333