Zhou Dumb

The two activities occupied the morning and noon, and the four of them felt a little hungry. After finishing their lunch at McDonald's, they were full of energy again, looking around where to play.

In fact, the two adults don’t have much interest in playing anymore, and the two children are still in high spirits. They go to the ring for a while, and shoot for a while. Even the third child of the Zhou family licked his face to play with his sister (in fact, he also want to play()).

Wen Xizhi and Zhou Menglai sat on the parent's seat outside, watching the older and younger children playing and playing.

Feeling his elbow being touched, Zhou Menglai turned his face away, and heard Wen Xizhi say: "Primary school brother, is WeChat a mobile phone number, add one and add me?"

Zhou Menglai thought it was funny, and gestured with his hands: Didn't you say I don't have one?

Wen Xizhi: "That depends on who you are dealing with. For strangers whose origins are unknown, there must be none."

Zhou Menglai (smiling): Then I don’t care, you say I don’t have any.

Wen Xizhi: "Don't, can't you have it for me? Look at me today..." The person who slowly approached beside him whispered in his ear, "For the sake of working so hard."

Zhou Menglai pushed him away with red ears, and glanced around with his dark pupils. Seeing that there were middle-aged and elderly people around him who were watching the children and no one was paying attention to them, he was relieved, took out his phone and added Wen Xizhi's WeChat.

Unlike the husky in the QQ profile picture, Wen Xizhi’s WeChat profile picture uses his own photo, which seems to be taken at the seaside, wearing beach pants, a hat and sunglasses, and the lines of his body seem to be dyed golden by the sun. Glitter on the sand.

In comparison, Zhou Menglai's profile picture is very ordinary, it is the shadow of the soles of the feet that was taken casually on the side of the road.

As soon as the WeChat notification sounded, Zhou Menglai clicked to open it——

Wen Xizhi: Primary school brother, what do you want to eat tonight?

He was clearly by his side, and he was still using WeChat... Zhou Menglai pursed his lips in dissatisfaction on the surface, and then raised the corners of his lips, remembering this kindness in his heart.

Zhou Menglai: I can do both, you choose, I treat you.

Wen Xizhi: I chose to treat you. You can invite me if you want. Next time, let me invite you back?

Zhou Menglai: ...

Zhou Menglai: How much did it cost to go out to play today? I invite you.

Wen Xizhi: What are you and I doing?

Zhou Menglai thought to himself, what the hell, we both have nothing to do with you now.

Wen Xizhi: How about this? Didn't you just move here? Treat me to a housewarming dinner when you find time, so it's a repayment for this time?

Zhou Menglai: ...That's fine, let's wait a few days until I get everything in order.

Wen Xizhi: Alright, just call me when you're done.

……

The two used WeChat and chatted for two or three hours. The children in the children's castle gradually dispersed, and the maid was still playing with the third brother.

It may be the nature of children, a slide can be played for a long time, not to mention there are jumping beds, bubble pools, Zhou Menglai asked Wen Xizhi to call them back, and after calling three times, Si Yazi reluctantly moved run out.

"Big brother, are you going home now?"

Zhou Menglai nodded, and Wen Xizhi on the side rubbed Si Yazi's ears that were aggrieved, and said with a smile: "If you can't escape, come again next time."

Si Yazi looked at Wen Xizhi with wide eyes: "Will Big Brother bring us next time?"

Wen Xizhi pointed at Zhou Menglai jokingly, and teased, "It depends on whether your elder brother will give you a chance."

Seeing Si Yazi hugging his thigh coquettishly and cutely to him, Zhou Menglai gave him a rare look, thinking in his heart, he knew how to fool children.

As the sky was getting darker, Wen Xizhi took them to eat a meal of bullfrog, which was relatively popular in business, and then sent the three brothers and sisters home.

Looking at the back of the three people entering the building, he was turning around and preparing to go back to Wen's house when he received a WeChat message on his phone.

Zhou Menglai: Be careful while driving.

Does this count as adding points to yourself?

If there is a tail, the current Wen Xizhi will be so high, and even shake it, he almost sticks out his red tongue and begs for praise!

After a few days of free time, I went to the supermarket to buy furniture, buy ingredients, and tidy up the house during the day. At night, Hong’s fourth sister fell asleep, played games and teamed up with Wen Xizhi to practice dungeons, and occasionally took small orders. There were only two days left in the holiday. God.

Wen Xizhi asked him on WeChat last night when the housewarming party would be held, and it was finally scheduled for today.

Originally, I wanted to invite Xiaobai and Mr. Zhou Huan to come here together, but Xiaobai was still in his hometown, and Mr. Zhou Huan couldn’t come because of something at home, so the four of them had dinner together.

One of Wenxi bought gifts early in the morning and knocked on the door.

"Come, come, a big toy dog ​​for my girl, and a basketball for my third brother." Wen Xizhi was warmly welcomed by the two brothers and sisters of the Zhou family at the entrance, and they almost walked in.

"Hey, where's your big brother?"

"Big brother is cooking delicious food!" Si Yazi led Wen Xizhi into the house with a smile, and called into the kitchen: "Big brother, big brother, big brother is here~"

Zhou Menglai was frying something in the kitchen, and the aroma gradually came out. Hearing this, he just turned around and pointed at the sofa with a shovel, meaning to let him take care of himself.

Wen Xizhi looked at the back of the busy work in the kitchen, and looked at the several dishes on the dining table, not to mention how beautiful it was in his heart, he wanted to catch up with this person as soon as possible, thinking that there were no outsiders anyway, so he rushed inside He yelled: "Primary school boy, the dishes on this table are delicious. Is there anyone else coming? I'll try it first if no one comes!"

After Zhou Menglai finished frying a plate of Kung Pao Chicken, he watched the handsome chairman stealing a chopstick of beef into his mouth. He knocked on the bowl with his chopsticks angrily, signaling to Si Yazi and the third child dinner time.

Si Yazi immediately put down the toy in her hand, trotted to the dining table, climbed up on the stool and sat down, picked up her special children's bowl and chopsticks, and stared at the table of delicious dishes with bright eyes.

"Big brother, big brother, this is... well, good time! Big brother, big brother, just gave a big dog! It's white, soft! It's... the size of third brother—"

Zhou Menglai raised his head and looked at Wen Xizhi, with some blame in his eyes. The latter coughed lightly, "I just bought this, and it's not expensive. I wanted to give my younger brothers and sisters something suitable to play."

Wen Xizhi felt that Zhou Menglai was a little different today. It was only half an hour, and he felt that his attitude towards himself had become more natural and familiar, as if he treated his own people.

In fact, Zhou Menglai's change is also due to a small matter——

A few days ago when he was cleaning the house, when he was cleaning the bookcase, he saw that high-level mathematics book, and suddenly wanted to take it out to have a look, and wanted to know what kind of person the landlord was, when he saw the sharp "Wen Xizhi" three words on the title page. large characters.

It was also because the chairman was careless, he only had time to clean up the obvious evidence in one afternoon, he also had to clean up his room, clothes, and get a new computer, and there was no time to clean it up completely.

So Zhou Menglai took out a few books from the bookcase and knew who the landlord of this room was.

Let's talk about the cause and effect. It would be false to say not to be moved, and it is impossible not to be moved. This man treats himself so well, and treats his younger brothers and sisters so well. He feels that he likes him.

He is not a coy person, if he likes it, he will admit it, and even if he pretends to be polite, it will make him angry.

Apparently, Wen Xizhi also felt that the atmosphere was good today. After a full meal, he offered to help Zhou Meng wash the dishes, and the two of them were alone in the kitchen.Although I don't intend to confess today, but the time and place are favorable, the chairman is already ready to make a move.

"Primary school brother, hey, let me ask you a question? Actually, I liked..."

"Big brother, big brother, the phone is ringing!!!"

The third child took Zhou Menglai's mobile phone from Si Yazi and walked into the kitchen. Seeing Wen Xizhi, whose face was as black as coal, and Zhou Menglai, who looked puzzled, he slipped away tactfully.

Zhou Menglai is a mute, no one who knows him will call him, and there is no response when he calls.

But this caller ID is clearly the second child of the Zhou family, what's going on?

Zhou Menglai took the mobile phone and put it to his ear. There was a noisy background sound of shouting and a very clear voice of a strange man.

When Zhou Menglai heard the first sentence, his face turned pale.

Wen Xizhi felt that something was wrong, and cautiously, as if asking for advice, he took the phone over and turned on the speakerphone, and there was a man's intermittent cursing on the other end——

"Hello? Hello? Old man, are you dumb? I said that your second brother is in my hands. I don't want him to be short of arms and legs. Tell me, don't play tricks on me, or I will chop him up!"

As if to prove what he said was true, the man on the other end seemed to kick someone, and immediately Zhou Menglai was familiar with the cry of his second brother's pain.

The other party obviously didn't know that the boss of the Zhou family was dumb. Wen Xizhi was afraid that Zhou's second son would be beaten up badly, so he pressed the call recording first, and then said:

"I am, don't touch him, what do you want?"

The author has something to say: Chairman: Author, what do you mean?

Author (shuddering): Σ(っ°Д°;)っWhat, I think...how about...arranging a romantic confession later?

Chairman Chairman (violent): I just want to catch up with my wife as soon as possible!

Author (squatting in a small corner): (#?Д?) It's scary, scary, scary, it's really hard to be a stepmother! ! !