I live in Miao Village
Chapter 49 Authorized Live Streaming
After Xue Yi and A Yaoduo confirmed their relationship, the audience kept urging Xue Yi to authorize A Yaoduo, saying that the ugly daughter-in-law will see her in-laws sooner or later, so don't hide it.
Xue Yi: "Who dares to say that my wife is ugly?"
Professor Qian, a grandpa who is still chasing the live broadcast for a long time: [I didn't talk about her, but you! ]
Xue Yi was so angry that he wanted to pound the table, thinking, boss, am I your biological student?I have paid for you and written for you!Is this really good?
Other viewers: [Grandpa is really humorous, anchor, why don't you just authorize Ayaoduo, sister Duo is so beautiful and popular, she will definitely help you set a new record for the number of online live broadcasters. ]
[Yes, yes, anchor, do you know how popular A Yaoduo is?All the cooking chefs in our company cafeteria know her, and they almost got fired by our boss because they added too much salt while watching your live broadcast while cooking. ]
Xue was expressionless: "Oh, is that so? You mean to say that everyone who watched my live broadcast was fired?"
[No, our boss originally wanted to fire him, but he said it was all because of watching your live broadcast, so I decided to watch your live broadcast to see what is so special about it. ]
The audience kept a secret, and other audiences asked: [So, what's so special? ]
[Nothing special either.That is, our boss didn't fire that master, but let him continue to watch your live broadcast. Whatever Ayaoduo does, he will feed our boss. ]
Xue Yi: "..." Who are my audiences?
[So anchor, do you know how popular Ayaoduo is? ]
[Open authorization, open authorization! ]
[Duomei, Duomei, crazy calling, Duomei, Duomei, crazy calling...]
Seeing their crazy looks, Xue almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, and thought to himself, would I dare to issue an authorization if you are like this?Is it necessary for me to exist after I have authorized it?
After more than half a year of hard work, the number of daily online users of "One Live" has increased from more than 1000 to more than 20. The highest number of online users in history first broke through the 30 mark, and then broke through the 41.9 mark.
The time of 30 yuan was the time when Ayaoduo licked Xue Yi's ear. Everyone saw Ayaoduo licking Xue Yi's ear, thinking that there would be a car, and called friends to come and watch, but Xue Yi lay on the table all night. Woke up with a high fever the next day.
41.9 appeared not long ago, that is, when the two kissed!Although everyone couldn't see it, they could hear it clearly. The love words Xue said to Ayaoduo, and Ayaoduo's affection for Xue Yi, were all heard by everyone.
41.9 people!With such a shameful online volume, Xue Yi: I can't complain!
No matter how much everyone urges, Xue Yi will not waver. He is really annoyed by the urging, so he will do a food live broadcast in the middle of the night!
Come on, hurt each other!
You want Ayaoduo to see those shameful bullet screens, learn how to attack me, I will let you watch food live broadcasts in the middle of the night, you can choose not to watch, but if you want to eat, sorry, no way, not for sale !
"Yiyi, why don't you sell food to those people recently?" Ayaoduo asked when Xue Yi asked Ayaoduo to cook something delicious for her one day.
Xue Yi: "Such a small order is not enough for the two of us to eat, and there is not much to sell to them."
"I can do more."
"No, they won't eat."
"Oh." A Yaoduo was thoughtful, "But if they haven't eaten for so long, won't they starve to death?"
"Hungry? How come, they still have something else to eat." It took Xue Yi a long time to react, and his heart softened into a puddle of water.
[Duomei is so kind, she even worried that we would starve to death. ]
[Does she think that we have nothing to eat and rely on the anchor's feed to survive? This is too cute. ]
[Woo, I have been working alone for so many years, and no one has ever worried about whether I will starve to death. Duomei is so warm. ]
[+1, wow... I can't help but cry. ]
Xue Yi: "Hey, friends, take it easy! No, it makes me look like a vicious stepmother, refusing to feed you."
Shameless audience: [Isn't that right, they don't broadcast live broadcasts for Duo Mei! ]
Sometimes Xue Yi couldn't take it anymore, so he prevaricated and said: "The points haven't arrived yet, let's talk about it when it arrives!"
As a result, the audience had money to throw money, and those who didn't have money to throw barrage. Unprecedented unity, the points rose rapidly in a short time.
Xue Yi didn't panic when she saw her. She asked the live broadcast system privately, and the system said that if A Yaoduo was authorized to live broadcast without checking the "Visible barrage" option, Ayaoduo would not be able to see the content of the barrage and reward special effects. But it can be broadcast live, and can get a share of rewards and advertising fees.
Xue Yi: The live broadcast system is too fucking reliable!
On the day when the live broadcast authorization was opened, A Yaoduo passed her hand through the transparent glass-like screen in front of Xue Yi: "Is the live broadcast you are talking about this invisible glass, and those people who are waiting for you to feed them with their mouths open?" ?”
Xue Yi didn't know how to explain it.
Audience: [Anchor, do you know what the fun of live streaming is? ]
Xue Yi: "You're making fun of me?"
Audience: [No. ]
Xue Yi: "Oh, so you're teasing me?"
Audience: [Hahaha, although it is not kind, it really makes me want to laugh. ][Anchor, don't be so blunt! ]
Xue Yi: "..."
Audience: [Ahem, let me tell you something from the bottom of my heart. I don’t know why other people do live broadcasts and watch live broadcast pictures. I only know that I watch Yiyi’s live broadcast because I want to interact with Yiyi. the cause of the fire.When we watch the live broadcast, the anchor will answer any questions we have, and the anchor will also give us some interesting and delicious food. If the anchor encounters any difficulties, we will check the information together and find a solution together.Everyone chats, complains, and interacts like friends, instead of what Duomei is doing now. Duomei is facing the empty glass screen, and we are facing the new anchor who cannot communicate. ]
Xue Yi looked at it, lost in thought.
[Anchor, let Ayaoduo watch the barrage! ]
[Yeah, let Ayaoduo watch the barrage! ]
"Let me think about it." Xue looked solemn, and after thinking about it, "No."
Audience: [Why? ]
Xue Yi pursed his lips and chuckled: "Don't think I don't know what you are thinking, the more touching your words, the more I can't open the bullet screen for A Yaoduo, otherwise God knows what will happen!"
The audience yelled: [Anchor, you are inhumane, a live broadcast without interaction is soulless, you made decisions for A Yaoduo without asking A Yaoduo's wishes, you are autocratic, you are dictatorial! ]
Xue Yi smiled and said to A Yaoduo, "There are five tracks on the screen. Views of the live broadcast, you can interact with us, do you want to interact with them?"
"I think." A Yaoduo nodded without thinking, she really wanted to know what those people said that made Xue Yi furious for a while, sighed speechlessly for a while, and sometimes secretly looked at her blushing.
"But it's not enough for you to interact with me, you want to interact with them?" Xue Yi asked coquettishly, pretending to be weak.
The audience looked disgusted, [Hey, anchor, don't force yourself if you don't know how to be coquettish and show weakness! ]
However, Ayaoduo likes her very much. She has been chasing Xue Yi and looking up to Xue Yi, and she especially hopes that one day she can stand side by side with her and even protect her. Therefore, even though Xue Yi's tone is very discordant, Ayaoduo still obediently Falling into her trap, "No, I just need to interact with you." And put forward additional conditions, "I want you to kiss me, take the initiative."
Xue Yi: "..."
Audience: [Hahaha, anchor, harming others will eventually harm oneself. ]
[My sister Duo deserves to be the woman standing at the top of the food chain, she won't suffer anywhere! ]
[What to do, I am looking forward to the day when Duomei sees the barrage! ]
Xue Yi gave A Yaoduo a superficial kiss on the lips, took off his glasses and gave them to her, "I'm going to the village chief's house, you can continue the live broadcast, just put on the glasses."
"I want to go with you."
Xue Yi turned around and smiled, and said, "I'll be back soon, whoever you follow me will cook for me, don't worry, I'll be back in 20 minutes at most."
"Okay." Ayaoduo continued to make her cold rice tofu without interest. Rice tofu is a kind of food made from rice milk and alkali. After cooling, it becomes tofu-like, so it is called rice tofu.
The color of rice tofu is slightly yellow, delicate and soft, and the taste is more delicate than tofu, and it does not have the unpleasant stewed taste of tofu. In the hot summer in the country, if you can eat a bowl mixed with peanuts, zheer root, capers, and sprinkle with sesame oil and chili oil , Chinese prickly ash, pepper, onion, ginger, garlic, salt and other condiments of rice tofu, the cold and spicy taste is simply amazing.
Miao villages are hot and humid in summer, so you have to eat more peppers and sweat, otherwise you will get heatstroke easily, so most of the food here is sour and spicy. (Please add Junyang: [-])
Ayaoduo put all kinds of condiments in and explained to everyone, but there was no one around, and Xue Yi was not there, Ayaoduo felt like a crazy person, and she didn't know how Xue Yi survived before .
"Is there really someone in here? How can a thin layer of mist-like things hold so much?" Ayaoduo looked at the various functional modules and numbers on the screen boredly, and poked them curiously with her fingers. If you can poke it, a box will pop up with strange instructions on it. If you can't poke it, your finger will go through it directly.
20 minutes passed, Xue Yi hadn't come back yet, Ayaoduo was really bored, she poked the picture frame above repeatedly, she found that some picture boxes would pop up two options of yes or no, click no to close, click yes to open another An interface, you need to press your fingerprint or sign.
"Do you want to authorize others to see the barrage, yesorno?"
"Barrage?" What did those people say, and why didn't they let me see them all?Ayaoduo was curious. Although Xue Yi bought her off with a kiss, Ayaoduo couldn't help being curious, so she clicked yes!
"sign, please!"
"A, Yao, Duo..." A Yaoduo tried to write a name, the system: "Input error, please re-enter."
"Fang Wanyao?" Enter again, the system: "Incorrect input, please enter again."
A Yaoduo thought of something, signed Xue Yi's name, this time the system did not display an input error, but "unrecognizable".
"It turned out to be Yiyi's name." Ayaoduo suddenly realized, but why hasn't Yiyi come back yet?I looked at my watch, 35 minutes had passed, was it delayed by something?
Cover the two bowls of cold rice tofu with a gauze cover, and A Yaoduo takes her to find Xue Yi. When she is about to arrive at the village head's house, she meets A Zhi. Come and ask Xue Yi to take a look, because the time is tight, I left directly, and asked Azhi to tell her, but unexpectedly met on the way.
"Okay then, let her sign it when Yi Yi comes back." A Yaoduo chatted with A Zhi for a while, and went back to continue to work on her own affairs. Recently, she asked Xue Yi for some paper and pens, and secretly made silver ornaments. I drew it with the mold I used, and I plan to go to Longchang Town to find a blacksmith to help her cast it in a few days.
At four o'clock in the afternoon, Xue Yi still didn't come back. Ayaoduo was tired of drawing, and started poking at the screen again. Not to mention this kind of thing, even in this era, even after 100 years, it will make people feel fresh. How does Ayaoduo feel about her? I never get tired of playing.
When she clicked on a certain function again and the yes or no option popped up, she hesitated for a while and chose yes.
[Yes, yes, sister Duo, please continue, you can do it, we believe in you. ]
A Yaoduo imitated Xue's handwriting, time and time again, the system kept prompting that it could not be recognized, it could not be recognized... The last time it finally gave a "ding", "The recognition was successful."
"Is this successful?" Ayaoduo looked at the screen curiously, as if there was no difference, what's going on?
After waiting for a while, there was finally a line of text scrolling from right to left on the screen, more and more, [Ahhhhhhh, what did I see?Oh my god!Prosperous and in a trance...]
[Congratulations, student A Yaoduo, congratulations on opening the door to a new world. ]
Xue Yi: "Who dares to say that my wife is ugly?"
Professor Qian, a grandpa who is still chasing the live broadcast for a long time: [I didn't talk about her, but you! ]
Xue Yi was so angry that he wanted to pound the table, thinking, boss, am I your biological student?I have paid for you and written for you!Is this really good?
Other viewers: [Grandpa is really humorous, anchor, why don't you just authorize Ayaoduo, sister Duo is so beautiful and popular, she will definitely help you set a new record for the number of online live broadcasters. ]
[Yes, yes, anchor, do you know how popular A Yaoduo is?All the cooking chefs in our company cafeteria know her, and they almost got fired by our boss because they added too much salt while watching your live broadcast while cooking. ]
Xue was expressionless: "Oh, is that so? You mean to say that everyone who watched my live broadcast was fired?"
[No, our boss originally wanted to fire him, but he said it was all because of watching your live broadcast, so I decided to watch your live broadcast to see what is so special about it. ]
The audience kept a secret, and other audiences asked: [So, what's so special? ]
[Nothing special either.That is, our boss didn't fire that master, but let him continue to watch your live broadcast. Whatever Ayaoduo does, he will feed our boss. ]
Xue Yi: "..." Who are my audiences?
[So anchor, do you know how popular Ayaoduo is? ]
[Open authorization, open authorization! ]
[Duomei, Duomei, crazy calling, Duomei, Duomei, crazy calling...]
Seeing their crazy looks, Xue almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, and thought to himself, would I dare to issue an authorization if you are like this?Is it necessary for me to exist after I have authorized it?
After more than half a year of hard work, the number of daily online users of "One Live" has increased from more than 1000 to more than 20. The highest number of online users in history first broke through the 30 mark, and then broke through the 41.9 mark.
The time of 30 yuan was the time when Ayaoduo licked Xue Yi's ear. Everyone saw Ayaoduo licking Xue Yi's ear, thinking that there would be a car, and called friends to come and watch, but Xue Yi lay on the table all night. Woke up with a high fever the next day.
41.9 appeared not long ago, that is, when the two kissed!Although everyone couldn't see it, they could hear it clearly. The love words Xue said to Ayaoduo, and Ayaoduo's affection for Xue Yi, were all heard by everyone.
41.9 people!With such a shameful online volume, Xue Yi: I can't complain!
No matter how much everyone urges, Xue Yi will not waver. He is really annoyed by the urging, so he will do a food live broadcast in the middle of the night!
Come on, hurt each other!
You want Ayaoduo to see those shameful bullet screens, learn how to attack me, I will let you watch food live broadcasts in the middle of the night, you can choose not to watch, but if you want to eat, sorry, no way, not for sale !
"Yiyi, why don't you sell food to those people recently?" Ayaoduo asked when Xue Yi asked Ayaoduo to cook something delicious for her one day.
Xue Yi: "Such a small order is not enough for the two of us to eat, and there is not much to sell to them."
"I can do more."
"No, they won't eat."
"Oh." A Yaoduo was thoughtful, "But if they haven't eaten for so long, won't they starve to death?"
"Hungry? How come, they still have something else to eat." It took Xue Yi a long time to react, and his heart softened into a puddle of water.
[Duomei is so kind, she even worried that we would starve to death. ]
[Does she think that we have nothing to eat and rely on the anchor's feed to survive? This is too cute. ]
[Woo, I have been working alone for so many years, and no one has ever worried about whether I will starve to death. Duomei is so warm. ]
[+1, wow... I can't help but cry. ]
Xue Yi: "Hey, friends, take it easy! No, it makes me look like a vicious stepmother, refusing to feed you."
Shameless audience: [Isn't that right, they don't broadcast live broadcasts for Duo Mei! ]
Sometimes Xue Yi couldn't take it anymore, so he prevaricated and said: "The points haven't arrived yet, let's talk about it when it arrives!"
As a result, the audience had money to throw money, and those who didn't have money to throw barrage. Unprecedented unity, the points rose rapidly in a short time.
Xue Yi didn't panic when she saw her. She asked the live broadcast system privately, and the system said that if A Yaoduo was authorized to live broadcast without checking the "Visible barrage" option, Ayaoduo would not be able to see the content of the barrage and reward special effects. But it can be broadcast live, and can get a share of rewards and advertising fees.
Xue Yi: The live broadcast system is too fucking reliable!
On the day when the live broadcast authorization was opened, A Yaoduo passed her hand through the transparent glass-like screen in front of Xue Yi: "Is the live broadcast you are talking about this invisible glass, and those people who are waiting for you to feed them with their mouths open?" ?”
Xue Yi didn't know how to explain it.
Audience: [Anchor, do you know what the fun of live streaming is? ]
Xue Yi: "You're making fun of me?"
Audience: [No. ]
Xue Yi: "Oh, so you're teasing me?"
Audience: [Hahaha, although it is not kind, it really makes me want to laugh. ][Anchor, don't be so blunt! ]
Xue Yi: "..."
Audience: [Ahem, let me tell you something from the bottom of my heart. I don’t know why other people do live broadcasts and watch live broadcast pictures. I only know that I watch Yiyi’s live broadcast because I want to interact with Yiyi. the cause of the fire.When we watch the live broadcast, the anchor will answer any questions we have, and the anchor will also give us some interesting and delicious food. If the anchor encounters any difficulties, we will check the information together and find a solution together.Everyone chats, complains, and interacts like friends, instead of what Duomei is doing now. Duomei is facing the empty glass screen, and we are facing the new anchor who cannot communicate. ]
Xue Yi looked at it, lost in thought.
[Anchor, let Ayaoduo watch the barrage! ]
[Yeah, let Ayaoduo watch the barrage! ]
"Let me think about it." Xue looked solemn, and after thinking about it, "No."
Audience: [Why? ]
Xue Yi pursed his lips and chuckled: "Don't think I don't know what you are thinking, the more touching your words, the more I can't open the bullet screen for A Yaoduo, otherwise God knows what will happen!"
The audience yelled: [Anchor, you are inhumane, a live broadcast without interaction is soulless, you made decisions for A Yaoduo without asking A Yaoduo's wishes, you are autocratic, you are dictatorial! ]
Xue Yi smiled and said to A Yaoduo, "There are five tracks on the screen. Views of the live broadcast, you can interact with us, do you want to interact with them?"
"I think." A Yaoduo nodded without thinking, she really wanted to know what those people said that made Xue Yi furious for a while, sighed speechlessly for a while, and sometimes secretly looked at her blushing.
"But it's not enough for you to interact with me, you want to interact with them?" Xue Yi asked coquettishly, pretending to be weak.
The audience looked disgusted, [Hey, anchor, don't force yourself if you don't know how to be coquettish and show weakness! ]
However, Ayaoduo likes her very much. She has been chasing Xue Yi and looking up to Xue Yi, and she especially hopes that one day she can stand side by side with her and even protect her. Therefore, even though Xue Yi's tone is very discordant, Ayaoduo still obediently Falling into her trap, "No, I just need to interact with you." And put forward additional conditions, "I want you to kiss me, take the initiative."
Xue Yi: "..."
Audience: [Hahaha, anchor, harming others will eventually harm oneself. ]
[My sister Duo deserves to be the woman standing at the top of the food chain, she won't suffer anywhere! ]
[What to do, I am looking forward to the day when Duomei sees the barrage! ]
Xue Yi gave A Yaoduo a superficial kiss on the lips, took off his glasses and gave them to her, "I'm going to the village chief's house, you can continue the live broadcast, just put on the glasses."
"I want to go with you."
Xue Yi turned around and smiled, and said, "I'll be back soon, whoever you follow me will cook for me, don't worry, I'll be back in 20 minutes at most."
"Okay." Ayaoduo continued to make her cold rice tofu without interest. Rice tofu is a kind of food made from rice milk and alkali. After cooling, it becomes tofu-like, so it is called rice tofu.
The color of rice tofu is slightly yellow, delicate and soft, and the taste is more delicate than tofu, and it does not have the unpleasant stewed taste of tofu. In the hot summer in the country, if you can eat a bowl mixed with peanuts, zheer root, capers, and sprinkle with sesame oil and chili oil , Chinese prickly ash, pepper, onion, ginger, garlic, salt and other condiments of rice tofu, the cold and spicy taste is simply amazing.
Miao villages are hot and humid in summer, so you have to eat more peppers and sweat, otherwise you will get heatstroke easily, so most of the food here is sour and spicy. (Please add Junyang: [-])
Ayaoduo put all kinds of condiments in and explained to everyone, but there was no one around, and Xue Yi was not there, Ayaoduo felt like a crazy person, and she didn't know how Xue Yi survived before .
"Is there really someone in here? How can a thin layer of mist-like things hold so much?" Ayaoduo looked at the various functional modules and numbers on the screen boredly, and poked them curiously with her fingers. If you can poke it, a box will pop up with strange instructions on it. If you can't poke it, your finger will go through it directly.
20 minutes passed, Xue Yi hadn't come back yet, Ayaoduo was really bored, she poked the picture frame above repeatedly, she found that some picture boxes would pop up two options of yes or no, click no to close, click yes to open another An interface, you need to press your fingerprint or sign.
"Do you want to authorize others to see the barrage, yesorno?"
"Barrage?" What did those people say, and why didn't they let me see them all?Ayaoduo was curious. Although Xue Yi bought her off with a kiss, Ayaoduo couldn't help being curious, so she clicked yes!
"sign, please!"
"A, Yao, Duo..." A Yaoduo tried to write a name, the system: "Input error, please re-enter."
"Fang Wanyao?" Enter again, the system: "Incorrect input, please enter again."
A Yaoduo thought of something, signed Xue Yi's name, this time the system did not display an input error, but "unrecognizable".
"It turned out to be Yiyi's name." Ayaoduo suddenly realized, but why hasn't Yiyi come back yet?I looked at my watch, 35 minutes had passed, was it delayed by something?
Cover the two bowls of cold rice tofu with a gauze cover, and A Yaoduo takes her to find Xue Yi. When she is about to arrive at the village head's house, she meets A Zhi. Come and ask Xue Yi to take a look, because the time is tight, I left directly, and asked Azhi to tell her, but unexpectedly met on the way.
"Okay then, let her sign it when Yi Yi comes back." A Yaoduo chatted with A Zhi for a while, and went back to continue to work on her own affairs. Recently, she asked Xue Yi for some paper and pens, and secretly made silver ornaments. I drew it with the mold I used, and I plan to go to Longchang Town to find a blacksmith to help her cast it in a few days.
At four o'clock in the afternoon, Xue Yi still didn't come back. Ayaoduo was tired of drawing, and started poking at the screen again. Not to mention this kind of thing, even in this era, even after 100 years, it will make people feel fresh. How does Ayaoduo feel about her? I never get tired of playing.
When she clicked on a certain function again and the yes or no option popped up, she hesitated for a while and chose yes.
[Yes, yes, sister Duo, please continue, you can do it, we believe in you. ]
A Yaoduo imitated Xue's handwriting, time and time again, the system kept prompting that it could not be recognized, it could not be recognized... The last time it finally gave a "ding", "The recognition was successful."
"Is this successful?" Ayaoduo looked at the screen curiously, as if there was no difference, what's going on?
After waiting for a while, there was finally a line of text scrolling from right to left on the screen, more and more, [Ahhhhhhh, what did I see?Oh my god!Prosperous and in a trance...]
[Congratulations, student A Yaoduo, congratulations on opening the door to a new world. ]
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