What do I need these million fans for?

【I'm very interested in the blogger's emotional life】

【Interested +1】

[I thought the blogger was a free and easy person, but I didn't expect...]

【? ? ? 】

[Just say that you don't want him to leave?Conjunctivitis... how about fooling a fool? 】

Chen Zhenyu suddenly rejoiced that these netizens could only speak through the barrage, otherwise they would definitely be so noisy if they talked like this.

"Hey! I'm kind enough to live broadcast the big V's performance for you. Why are you so interested in my private life?" Chen Zhenyu muttered, "I don't have any love skills to teach you."

Having liked the other party for more than ten years, and haven't kissed the other party until now... He is really a failure.

【You think too highly of yourself】

[I didn't point out that you can teach skills]

[Did the big V see you too miserable, so he gave you the infield ticket? 】

[What a great opportunity!kiss it! ! ! ! 】

If it is said that during the live broadcast in Yueqing, everyone was possessed by the masters one after another, and took out their small notebooks to take notes frantically.Then when Chen Zhenyu was live broadcasting, the situation was just the opposite. Everyone seemed to have become an emotional expert, eager to teach them everything.

[Isn't he going abroad?You write him a letter, write everything you want to say, and let him read it on the plane!As long as you can move him, the distance is not a problem at all, but it will make him miss you even more! 】

"Writing letters? Isn't it a little too hypocritical?" Chen Zhenyu frowned and said, "Besides, I have had a headache writing essays since I was a child, and my teachers often use them as negative teaching materials."

【Love letters will always be written】

【…】

[I don't expect you to be able to write beautifully, the main thing is to express your heart]

[Since you know Big V, why don't you let him teach you a few tricks? 】

"He taught me? He really taught me..." Chen Zhenyu muttered.

During that time, he and Dai Lin had an awkward relationship, and Yue Qing asked him to think more from the other side's point of view.

He felt that he had done so, but the relationship between him and Daelin hadn't made any real progress.

It's like playing a game. When you reach a certain level, you suddenly stop, and you can't pass it no matter what.

[Hey hey, how about drinking together?Then have a drunken sex? 】

To be honest, Chen Zhenyu was really moved when he saw this barrage.But in this way, he will definitely be hunted down by Dai Lin!

Even if Dai Lin didn't mind, the parents of both sides would definitely not let him go!

Too dangerous……

Chen Zhenyu shook his head and gave this proposal a big "X".

[If the relationship is not in place, forget about having sex after drinking]

【It's kind of like a hooligan】

[If it is the opposite sex, the other party can sue him for rape|rape]

"That's right... I don't know how you came up with such a bad idea." Chen Zhenyu said, "My generation is the successor of communism."

【hahahahahahahahaha】

【Inexplicable joy】

[Why don't you talk about cross talk? 】

【This place is not suitable for you, hurry up and go to the stage】

"I was supposed to be on stage..." Chen Zhenyu said, his eyes drifted to Dai Lin involuntarily.

The guy said "it's okay", but he didn't expect to sleep quite deeply.

He held his breath and moved the position of his shoulders a little to prevent the other party from slipping down accidentally.

"Zhenyu..." Dai Lin called him suddenly.

Chen Zhenyu stopped his movements, not daring to move.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

However, the other party did not reply to him, and it seemed that there was no sign of waking up.

Could it be talking in sleep?

"I don't know what kind of role I'm playing in his dream this time." Chen Zhenyu muttered.

According to past experience, every time he played a bad role in each other's dreams.Either it was a victim who died tragically in a murder case, or it was a beggar on the roadside... He couldn't figure out how much hatred this guy had against him, and every time he was assigned such a role in his dream.

Wouldn't it be okay to let him be a hero in his dream?

"Zhenyu..." Dai Lin called him again.

"Why do you always call me by my name? Could it be that I was a handyman in your dream this time?" Chen Zhenyu muttered.

At this moment, a coquettish voice suddenly came out of Dai Lin's throat: "Well... soft, light..."

Chen Zhenyu was shocked when he heard this.

Fuck? !What the hell is this guy dreaming about? !

"Ahem, this guy must be... dreaming about health care." Chen Zhenyu swallowed, feeling his heart beating extremely fast, "You said you didn't learn well at a young age, so why did you go to such a place?"

Dai Lin seemed to have heard his words, and made that heart-scratching sound from his throat again, and rubbed his arm against him.

Chen Zhenyu only felt his head "buzz" and fell into a state of crash.

He suddenly thanked himself for his foresight, and pointed the camera at the stage early.

otherwise……

"That... Comrade Dai Lin, we know that you have a deep affection for me, but can you pay attention to the occasion now?" He leaned on the other side's ear and whispered.

Even if you fall asleep, you should still be able to hear me in your dream, right?he thought.

"Hmm..." Dai Lin frowned, not knowing what kind of content he had made up in his dream, he suddenly sobbed softly.

"Eh? Why are you crying?" Chen Zhenyu was at a loss.

Although he knew that Dai Lin had well-developed lacrimal glands, it was the first time he saw Dai Lin crying while sleeping, and he didn't know whether he should wake him up or not.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow, please don't leave me alone!" Dai Lin said, "Zhenyu...don't go away..."

Chen Zhenyu had a bewildered expression on his face.

Did this guy get the wrong script?

No matter from which angle you look at it, he should look at the person who was left behind, right?

"This is such a mess!" Chen Zhenyu complained, "How can I leave you alone?"

Even though he said so, seeing Dai Lin crying silently, he always felt panicked, as if he was really a scumbag who had abandoned him.

"Don't cry... If you cry again, I will..."

Before he finished speaking, Dai Lin said, "What are you going to do?"

"You, you're awake..." For some reason, Chen Zhenyu suddenly felt that his tongue was a little knotted.

"Hmm... It's uncomfortable to fall asleep like this." Dai Lin said.

He sat up and moved his joints, and suddenly felt a coolness on his face.

I reached out and touched it, and found that it was all water stains.

"Is the air conditioner leaking?" He looked up at the ceiling blankly.

"You don't remember the content of your dream just now?" Chen Zhenyu asked.

"Ah?" Dai Lin recalled, he seemed to have had a dream just now, "Intermittent daydream, who has nothing to remember about that stuff!"

"Is that so..." Chen Zhenyu let out a sigh of relief, feeling a little disappointed in his heart.

But since what I dreamed about wasn't something happy, it seems to be good to forget it.

"Why did you suddenly ask me about my dream? Could it be that I was talking in my sleep just now?" Dai Lin asked.

Chen Zhenyu nodded, and said, "You called me by my name in a dream just now, you are so affectionate."

"Really?" Dai Lin touched his chin, as if he was trying to recall the content of the dream, "I remembered, in the dream I picked up a stray dog, which happened to have the same name as you."

"Huh? How could a stray dog ​​have the same name as us?" Chen Zhenyu said dissatisfied.

"The stray dog ​​naturally doesn't have a name, but I thought it was pitiful, so I named it 'Chen Zhenyu'." Dai Lin said seriously.

If he hadn't heard what this guy was talking about in his sleep just now, Chen Zhenyu might have really believed his words.

"Then why are you crying?" he asked.

"I cried?" Dai Lin was slightly stunned, "Maybe it's because the dog died."

Dead, dead? !

Although he was unwilling to accept it, Chen Zhenyu had to admit that this statement seemed to make sense.

"It's nothing, it's just a dream." Dai Lin patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, "Aren't you still alive?"

"That's not what you said in the dream." Chen Zhenyu said.

"What did I say in the dream?" Dai Lin frowned, with a puzzled expression, "It should be..."

He suddenly thought of the indescribable fragments interspersed in the dream, and his cheeks felt a little hot.

Could it be such a coincidence?

"You cried and said to me 'Dad, love me again'." Chen Zhenyu said seriously.

"Nonsense!" Dai Lin glared at him, obviously not believing his words, "Is it interesting to play with this kind of ethics?"

Chen Zhenyu spread his hands, with an innocent expression on his face: "You said these things, I just relayed them."

"Yes, is it?" Seeing that the other party didn't look like he was lying, Dai Lin hesitated, "Maybe...maybe..."

He didn't know how he should smooth things over, so he could only change the subject and said, "By the way, when Yueqing and the others play, I promise to take pictures for him."

"What are you shooting...I have a live video here, just take a screenshot for him when the time comes." Chen Zhenyu yawned and said.

He glanced at the screen and found that most of the people were discussing cross talk on stage, but there were still a small number of people...

He swallowed nervously, and turned the screen a little calmly, so that Dai Lin could not see the content of the barrage.

These guys don't like to watch cross talk, they insist on listening to the corner.

Is it interesting to listen to the corner?

If he just listened, he wouldn't say anything, the point is that those guys still expressed their opinions.

It's really salty to eat radish and worry about it!He has known Dai Lin for such a long time, and they still need them to analyze what this guy is thinking?

"Why are you suddenly changing the camera?" Dai Lin asked.

"That... it will be the big V's program soon, and in order to ensure everyone's viewing effect, necessary fine-tuning is essential." Chen Zhenyu said seriously.

"Oh? I can't see that you are quite professional." Dai Lin joked.

The program performed on the stage is "Trusting Wife and Offering Son", which talks about "one is noble and the other is cheap, friendship is seen; death is life, but friendship is seen; passing through the house, the wife does not avoid it - there must be such a gift from the wife." The explanation of the relationship between the son and the son.

Chen Zhenyu also performed this show with Dai Lin before, but at that time he was unwilling to be a fan and always made trouble for the other party.

Every time he talked about "entrusting his wife", he said that he had no daughter-in-law.

"No, you have to have a daughter-in-law!" Dai Lin was about to cry at that time, "If you don't have a daughter-in-law, we can't go on with this story."

"But I just don't have a daughter-in-law! How about you become my daughter-in-law?" He always likes to tease each other like this.

At that time, it was just a joke, but it turned out to be a prophecy.

"This man's 'entrusting his wife and presenting his son' is not as good as you said." Chen Zhenyu rubbed his chin and muttered.

Dai Lin squinted at him, and said angrily: "This is the serious version! You are the modified version!"

Under normal circumstances, it should be that the character played by Pingming came back from a business trip and found that his newly married wife had cheated on him, and the person who cheated on him happened to be his good friend, and the two of them even had a child.But when he came to Chen Zhenyu's place, his appearance changed completely, as if he was the one who had an affair with him, and the "wife" was the third party.

"You promised to be my daughter-in-law! What's the matter with this woman? You, you guys actually have a child! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ungie!” Sometimes, the audience would laugh together, but Dai Lin felt very embarrassed, wishing he could find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

Thinking about it now, Chen Zhenyu probably harbored ill intentions since then.

"Frankly, how long have you missed me?" Dai Lin asked.

"Seriously?" Chen Zhenyu asked.

Daelin nodded.

"Okay..." Chen Zhenyu sat up straight and said seriously, "I'll tell you the truth, don't be scared."

Seeing the other party so serious suddenly, Dai Lin also became a little nervous.

"Okay, my ability to accept is quite strong." He said.

"Actually...we met each other nine lives ago, and we agreed to be reincarnated together as a husband and wife. I didn't expect that the path of the six reincarnations is too complicated. Either you took the wrong path, or I miscalculated the time. Going round and round until In this life, I finally have a chance to continue my relationship." Chen Zhenyu said.

Daelin remained silent.

After a while, he slowly uttered the word "fuck".

"Aren't you particularly touched?" Chen Zhenyu said, "Although you have a bad personality in this life and you were still a man, but after finally being reincarnated in a place, I won't despise you anymore."

"Is it because I haven't hit you recently, and your skin is itchy?" Dai Lin moved his wrist and said through gritted teeth.

For a moment just now, he actually mistakenly thought that Chen Zhenyu could say something serious.

It really is an illusion...

"Beating is kissing, scolding is love." Chen Zhenyu said, "I know you love deeply."

"Get lost! Can you show some face?" Dai Lin said angrily.

"No." Chen Zhenyu shook his head.

"Why?" Daelin asked.

"Because all love stories start with one of them being shameless." Chen Zhenyu said, "You are such a face-saving person, how can I have the heart to let you lose face? In this way, I have to be ashamed gone."

"You!" Dai Lin was at a loss for words for a moment, "You are streaming live! Pay attention to the influence!"

After being reminded by the other party, Chen Zhenyu remembered the live broadcast.

He glanced at the barrage, all of them were [666666666666].

[Bloggers come on! 】

[I escaped the big V's dog food, but I didn't escape the blogger's]

[AWSL! ! ! ! ! ! 】

"You don't want to watch cross talk, what are you listening to?" Chen Zhenyu couldn't help complaining.

[No way, your voice is too loud]

[Hey hey hey, there is no gossip in cross talk]

[Live Broadcast of Love of Bamboo Horse]

[I just want to watch the big V's cross talk, as for other time... I choose the small bamboo horse theater]

[Hurry up and continue!I brought all the melon seeds here]

"Continue, continue? Continue with what?" Chen Zhenyu pretended to be stupid.

【Free play】

[Fall him down!kiss him! 】

[Hmm... Nasty love talk? 】

【Are you sure you want me to say it~】

[I want to see bloggers and bamboo horses! 】

[+1! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[+10086]

[Bamboo horse speaks like a domineering president QUQ]

Seeing that Chen Zhenyu hadn't moved for a while, Dai Lin couldn't help asking, "What did they say?"

"They say you... are like a domineering president." Chen Zhenyu smiled, "Would you like a classic line from a domineering president?"

"Huh?" Dai Lin raised his eyebrows, "Man, you managed to arouse my interest."

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

[Why does it feel like a sand sculpture]

【XSWL】

[(Funny) Is it "interest" or "sex|interest"? 】

Dai Lin didn't know what the netizens said, but he himself felt that this sentence was super embarrassing, blushing hard, and muttered: "I have nothing to do with you!"

"This is the tacit understanding between partners." Chen Zhenyu laughed.

It's a pity that they will soon part ways...

Finally it was Yue Qing's turn to play.

Although he had shown his face in the live broadcast before, everyone was still so excited when they saw him.

【OMG!This waist!Admire it! 】

[The big V looks good! 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!Couple outfit! 】

"Why are you so excited? Those who talked about cross talk before, the coats worn by that group are different?" Chen Zhenyu complained.

[The nature is different! 】

[The first few groups are called partners!This is called CP! 】

[The first few groups are not as good-looking as Big V! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

【Crazy screenshot】

Yue Qing had imagined countless times what it would be like to stand on the final stage.

He thought he would be nervous, but he didn't expect his mood to be unusually calm.

"Hi, judges, I'm Tan Chang. Many people may not have heard of me, because I'm just an ordinary student with no great skills. Cross talk is just a hobby. But the one next to me is amazing! Yue Clear, Archmage!"

Yue Qing kept looking at Tan Chang, and continued, "Wait a minute...does the Archmage sound like that?"

"Isn't it ridiculous?" Tan Chang blinked his eyes pretending to be confused, "What major do you study? Is it law?"

"Yes." Yue Qing said.

"Law, mage." Tan Chang stretched out his hands and clapped them, "There's nothing wrong with it!"

"Why is there nothing wrong? There is a big problem!" Yue Qing said, "That's called a lawyer!"

"Lawyer?" Tan Chang muttered something in his mouth and shook his head, "No, that's not right!"

"What's wrong? Just call a lawyer!" Yue Qing said.

"Don't bully me for not watching TV dramas. Lawyers are in charge of divorce." Tan Chang said.

Yue Qing nodded: "Yes, there are divorce lawyers."

"What about you? Are you in charge of the divorce?" Tan Chang asked.

"I haven't graduated yet, so I can't say where I will go in the future." Yue Qing said, "But if I become a divorce lawyer in the future, come and I will give you a discount."

[66666666666, this is thinking about divorce before getting married]

[I didn't expect you to be such a big V]

[Ahem, actually what big V said is polyphonic, it should be pronounced as 'da (three tones) she (two tones)']

Tan Chang didn't know what the netizens were discussing. He waved his fingers complacently and said, "You can fool others, but you can't fool me. I already know your true identity."

【You are my daughter-in-law (fog)】

【You are the one who sleeps with me at night】

【You are my heart and liver (the heart and liver in the same frame last time)】

【I saw your slutty soul under your abstinent appearance】

[Hahahahahaha, I really drove]

[The car in front!Wait for me! 】

"Then tell me, what is my real identity?" Yue Qing asked.

"You often play Weibo, right?" Tan Chang asked.

"Yes, don't young people play Weibo nowadays?" Yue Qing didn't deny it.

"You... have a trumpet, don't you?" Tan Chang suddenly raised the volume, which startled everyone.

Sure enough, Yue Qing complained: "Are you trying to scare someone to death with this sudden surprise? That's right, I do have more than one account... But this is not a rare thing."

"Look! I knew it!" Tan Chang said excitedly.

"What do you know?" Yue Qing had a cold expression on his face.

"You are a mage!" Tan Chang said, "That's the 'love magic'~"

While talking, he imitated the posture of the horse monkey shochu (magic girl) in the anime, which made the audience roar with laughter.

【Hahahahahahahaha, it's too coquettish】

[How did the big V hold back from laughing? 】

【Big V: I am a professional】

[Praise the last stubbornness: Do not laugh]

The program for the final is a newly edited content by Tan Chang and the others, which mainly revolves around the meme of "Emotional Big V".

Tan Chang wholeheartedly believes that the essence of the emotional big V is a love magician. Although Yue Qing said that the two have nothing to do with each other, he has always used ancient color tricks to focus on portraying the image of a "mage".

"His ancient color tricks are good, and his efforts were not in vain." Chen Zhenyu said with emotion.

[Wow wow wow wow wow wow!Big V races high! 】

【Awesome! 】

【Other things are easy to say, I just want to know how he hid the lantern in his clothes】

[The lantern is actually the kind that lights a candle? !Big V can't really know spells, can he? ! 】

[I seriously doubt that Big V is a fairy]

[Fish, fish tank? ! 】

Chen Zhenyu didn't know what the judges were thinking, but judging from the content in the barrage, this show was undoubtedly very successful.

"Everyone is working hard on 'talking, learning and singing', but he has found a unique way... If it is a pure cross talk competition, it may be considered a violation, but who made this a 'traditional art competition'?" Dai Lin laughed, " Among other things, their show is really lively."

[I want Big V to give a magic tutorial]

[+1000000]

[The flower-changing magic is definitely perfect for Valentine's Day! 】

"Changing flowers? Are you sure?" Chen Zhenyu asked.

When people send flowers on Valentine's Day, some choose to send one flower, and those who are more economical choose to send a bouquet.

Fortunately, Yue Qing conjured up a potted flower!

"It's useless to make fake flowers, and the cost of packaged flowers in flower shops is too high." Dai Lin spread his hands and said helplessly, "Tan Chang originally planned to go to the roadside to pick up some wild flowers, but was chased and beaten by sanitation workers. all the way."

"No wonder he was out of breath that day." Chen Zhenyu nodded, "But even wild flowers are not allowed to be picked these days?"

Hearing this, Dai Lin couldn't help laughing out loud: "Of course no one cares about the real wild flowers! But he just wants to go to other people's green belts to pick flowers... He doesn't even think about who's wild flowers can grow so neatly .”

"That's right!" Chen Zhenyu said, "Then where did this potted flower come from?"

"The instructor kindly sponsored it." Dai Lin said, "Originally, it was a cactus, but Yue Qing almost pierced himself into a sieve during practice, so the instructor had to bear the pain and lend him this potted flower."

After a pause, Dai Lin said with emotion: "It's a coincidence that our teacher has taken care of this potted flower for so long. It can be said that it is meticulously cared for. It's just that not a single flower bone has grown. Yue Qing played with it for a few days. You look at the potted flower. How vigorous it is."

【hahahahahahahahaha】

[This is a pot of flowers that look good]

【The teacher has already fainted from crying in the toilet】

[Hua knows that she is going to perform on stage, so she naturally wants to be beautiful]

"I think if Comrade Yue Qing returns the flowers in this way, the teacher will suspect that he has transferred the flowers." Chen Zhenyu said with a smile, "If you want to blame it, you can blame Yue Qing for taking care of it too carefully. This is not to say that our teacher is not Will you grow flowers?"

"What's the matter? According to your opinion, it's fine to raise the half-dead?" Dai Lin asked him with a sidelong glance.

"That's the reason!" Chen Zhenyu said, "But where do you think Comrade Yue Qing hid his things? There is only such a big place on his body..."

"This is a layman! Who told you that he put everything on himself? Take a closer look..." Dai Lin laughed.

Not only Chen Zhenyu, everyone stared at the stage after hearing this, but they couldn't see any flaws.

It just so happened that Tan Chang also raised the same question as them on the stage: "How do you hide all these things on your body?"

As he said that, he was going to tease Yue Qing's coat, and the netizens who watched the live broadcast were so excited that they screamed.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Get started! 】

[This action of teasing the coat is very skillful]

【Hey hey hey】

[Pull it away quickly!I also want to know what is hidden in his clothes! 】

"What are you doing! Hands-on..." Yue Qing began to perform in Tianjin dialect, "Let me tell you, there is nothing in this dress."

"How could there be nothing? I watched you take out such old things from your crotch." Tan Chang made a movement of pulling out his crotch while talking.

He clearly knew that he was pretending to be stupid, but the audience still laughed together.

"Can you stop being so dirty?" Yue Qing asked.

"Why am I so dirty?" Tan Chang asked back.

"Your actions don't look so dirty only in the toilet." Yue Qing said.

【No, still on the bed】

[Did you ignore the bed on purpose? 】

【Actually, there is another place】

[Funny: Show you a big baby (～￣▽￣)～]

"You people... If you are watching a performance in a small theater, you have to be kicked out." Chen Zhenyu said, "Watching cross talk is fun, where are there so many words?"

【I just like the way you don't understand me, and you treat me helplessly (return the original words)】

[It's the first time I watched a big V show, I couldn't restrain my excitement]

[Why are you sitting so far away!I have to take a magnifying glass to see! 】

"It's close enough! If it's any closer, he'll go shoulder to shoulder with the judges." Dai Lin said, "When I'm introduced, the first person will be Chairman XX, the second will be President XX, and the third will be XX The leader... what do people say when he comes here? This is...forget it."

"Why forget it? Don't introduce me!" Chen Zhenyu said dissatisfied.

"Then how do you introduce it? Do you have any good name?" Dai Lin glanced at him, "Yue Qing is still a big emotional V, what about you?"

"N University's publicly funded international students, aren't they amazing?" Chen Zhenyu said.

"It's awesome, but what does it have to do with you?" Dai Lin complained, "I'm the one who is going to study abroad."

"I'm your partner, aren't you awesome?" Chen Zhenyu said again.

Dai Lin smiled, but didn't speak.

Seeing this, Chen Zhenyu leaned against his ear and whispered, "I'm your husband, will you be the head office this time?"

Although Chen Zhenyu often said such indecent words, Dai Lin still had no resistance to this, and his face turned red all of a sudden.

"Get out!" He whispered, "Don't disturb me watching cross talk!"

On the stage, Yue Qing and Tan Chang's performance was coming to an end.

At this moment, Yue Qing suddenly took off his coat.

Speaking of cross talk, how can anyone undress on the spot?Everyone was confused by his actions.

"You all think I'm hiding things in my clothes? Then I'll take off my clothes." Yue Qing said.

He handed the clothes to Tan Chang, and then conjured them out of thin air...a kite?

Although this thing doesn't look big, he has already taken off his "battle robe". Where did it come from?

Is it really crotch? !

"Now you should understand, right?" Dai Lin said.

"Uh...probably." Chen Zhenyu murmured, "Comrade Yue Qing's crotch is a black hole?"

"Huh? What strange things are you thinking in your head!" Dai Lin stretched out his hand and gave him a violent shudder.

Chen Zhenyu rubbed his head, and said: "I don't study ancient color tricks, how do I know where he hid things?"

"Didn't you follow the usual training?" Dai Lin dissatisfied, "Hey! When I'm not around, are you working hard?"

"Of course I did a good job! But I mainly help them with the lyrics, and I skip the part of Gu Cai's tricks every time." Chen Zhenyu muttered, "It's not that I'm lazy, but that guy Tan Chang always has a secret Leak, Yue Qing never showed me when he practiced."

"Yue Qing has a thin skin, maybe he is afraid that your nonsense will discourage his enthusiasm?" Dai Lin thought for a while and said.

"Does my generation look like that kind of person?" Chen Zhenyu expressed that he could not accept this statement.

Anyway, he has been in touch with these two guys for so long, there is no credit but hard work, they can't treat him like this, right?

"You don't look like... You are this kind of person at all." Dai Lin complained, "The last time I went to the laboratory to find you, the child who was in your group was almost dismissed by you as autistic."

"That can't be my fault! He did not operate properly." Chen Zhenyu spread his hands innocently, "I treat science very rigorously."

After a pause, he said again: "You haven't told me where the things are hidden?"

"If you say you're stupid, you're really pretending to be ignorant." Dai Lin said, "Yue Qing is flattering. There is such a big table in front of you. You can't hide something!"

"This..." Chen Zhenyu was at a loss for words.

To be honest, he only remembered how Yue Qing was filled with all kinds of small props last time, but he really didn't think about the table.

But that makes sense.

Whether it's a lantern, a fish tank or a potted plant, with such a big table in the way, what can't be hidden?

But in this way... is it still an ancient color trick?

"If he is participating in the competition of ancient color tricks, of course it won't work." Dai Lin said, "But don't forget, he is now a contestant in the cross talk group."

After a pause, he said again: "You just wait, this place will definitely turn over again in the end."

Sure enough, when Tan Chang said that he wanted to be a teacher, Yue Qing turned the table around.

It turns out that the back of the table actually hides a mystery.

This burden is similar to the traditional track "Articles", but it was not revealed until the end.

The venue suddenly burst into thunderous applause.

Including those who were dissatisfied with Yue Qing's online voting results before, they all had an expression of convincing.

If it weren't for the last moment, this show would be a hilarious scene at best.

But with the last process of revealing the secret, the burden buried in the front is like a lit firecracker, blah blah blah, all of them go off, returning to the essence of cross talk.

However, although the form is novel, as a participating program, the judges still put forward some criticisms and suggestions:

"First of all, I must affirm your innovative spirit. However, as far as this program itself is concerned, there are still some problems. First of all, you are a bit biased. Although the burden is mainly on the funny side, but the support is not stable enough, too noisy, so It seems that the whole stage effect is particularly impetuous."

【? ? ? 】

[Are you impetuous?I feel alright! 】

[Isn't the big V's tricks delicious? 】

As the so-called layman watches the fun, the expert watches the doorway.

Dai Lin and Chen Zhenyu looked at each other, and both sighed.

"I just thought that the judges might say this...whether it's "Article Club" or "Great Wudang", in this type of cross talk, those who entrusted to sell their portraits are all funny." Dai Lin sighed.

"It can't be helped, Yue Qing said that he can't come to make fun." Chen Zhenyu said, "I also asked him to try it, but it was still an old problem... I can remember all the words, but it's too rigid, it doesn't look like a cross talk , it’s like going to court.”

"However..." Just when everyone was a little frustrated, the judges changed the subject and continued, "Cross talk has had 'mother and son' since ancient times, and the actors who make fun and the actors who make fun organize their burdens by arguing with each other. What do you do? Well done. Judging from our records, the baggage should have rang."

"Teacher, it's too scary for you to speak so out of breath." Tan Chang laughed.

Just as he was about to refute the judges' words with "children and mothers", the other party expressed what he wanted to say with a transitional sentence.

You really deserve to be the judge of the cross talk group!

"Okay, I just made a little joke with you, and now I really want to talk about the problem." The judges said, "I can understand that the funny actors look at the funny actors, what's the matter with the funny actors always looking at the funny actors? I count After a while, from the beginning to the end, the number of times I am funny is not more than five times... I admit that I am not as good-looking as your partner, but I am not so ugly that you will spit out after just one look, right? What's wrong with looking at me more? ?”

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

[The judges are jealous]

[Judges: Hugging the fat self in distress]

【Because you are not his wife】

【He can only see our big V in his eyes】

"Really?" Tan Chang scratched his head.

To be honest, he really didn't pay attention to this matter.

"Well... I haven't been in contact with cross talk for a long time, he may be worried that I have a bug." Yue Qing explained.

The judges waved their hands and said, "As far as this performance is concerned, your performance is better than his."

For some reason, Tan Chang felt sweet in his heart despite being rejected by the judges.

Maybe this is the legendary saying that he is happier to praise him than to praise himself?

"Then there is the third point... This is purely a little curiosity of mine." The judge said, "How long did you spend practicing this program?"

"We have been preparing since the promotion was confirmed, but it took a long time to finalize the draft." Tan Chang said, "We even made some fine-tuning when we were checking the lyrics in the background."

"That's two weeks of preparation?" The judges tutted, "It's already rare to be able to present such a stage effect in two weeks, and it was prepared in spare time."

After a pause, he said again: "Both of you have learned these traditional arts since childhood?"

"I have learned it before." Tan Chang said, pointing to Yue Qing,