What do I need these million fans for?

"Fuck?! Comrade Yue Qing deserves to be an emotional big V, this appeal is awesome!" Chen Zhenyu couldn't help feeling while swiping his phone, "It's been a few days, and the number of votes is still increasing at a speed visible to the naked eye. rise!"

If it was said that Yue Qing's previous votes were only in the middle, and there was a risk of being eliminated at any time, then now they can be said to be superior to the crowd.Compared with No.2, their number of votes has double digits more.

"Is it just a show for you to treat him as a million fans? Even if one person donates one yuan to him, the sum is enough for the down payment of the house." Dai Lin yawned and said, looking a little tired.

"President, aren't you preparing for the IELTS test recently? Why are you still in the club activity room?" Tan Chang asked curiously.

At this critical juncture of exam preparation, shouldn't the preferred review place be the library?

"It's true to say so, but I..." Dai Lin stopped suddenly in the middle of his words, and slapped Chen Zhenyu's hands that tied his pigtails helplessly, "Can you calm down a little?"

"Why are we so restless? We haven't played any pranks recently." Chen Zhenyu said innocently, "In order to let you prepare for the exam with peace of mind, we have been so idle recently!"

"Really? I saw that you were very happy chatting with others on Weibo, and you have become the little host of Chaohua." Dai Lin said sourly.

Although he was very happy that the other party diverted his attention and was not sad because he could not continue to participate in the competition, this kind of heartless appearance really made people angry.

Can't this guy act like he cares a little bit?Even if you blame him for a few words...

The current situation made him feel guilty as if he was being affectionate!

"You leave me alone and fly away, why don't you let me have some fun by myself?" Chen Zhenyu muttered.

To be honest, he didn't want Dai Lin to be an exchange student at all, but he couldn't stop him.

Dai Lin finally got this opportunity, how could he become a stumbling block for the other party?

Although this guy looks rational, he is actually very emotional.In order to let the other party leave without worries, he worked hard to enrich his daily life.

He wanted Dai Lin to have the illusion: "Even without you, I can have fun by myself."

Now that his goal seemed to have been achieved, Daelin seemed to believe it all.

Chen Zhenyu felt that the other party must be calling him "heartless" or something in his heart.

Tan Chang looked at the president and then at the vice president, always feeling that the atmosphere between the two of them was a bit delicate.

Did we quarrel again?But it seems that both sides are very peaceful...

"But having said that, the vice president should feel very happy that he can talk to the president, right?" Tan Chang said as if talking to himself.

"Eh?" Chen Zhenyu was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't understand why the other party said that.

"If the president goes to study in the library or self-study room, don't you have no chance to talk to him? But he reads in the club activity room. Although the learning efficiency may be lower, you can talk to him at any time." Tan Chang analyzed.

Is this why Dai Lin reads in the club activity room? !

Chen Zhenyu cast an inquiring look at Dai Lin, and found that Dai Lin was pretending to be nonchalant on the surface, but actually blushed a lot.

"That..." He just opened his mouth, before he could say anything, Dai Lin interrupted him.

"It's not the same thing!" He said, "I, I just don't trust them! After all, this competition is a major issue related to the life and death of the cross talk club. As the president, of course I have to play the role of gatekeeper!"

"But my generation is already here." Chen Zhenyu scratched his head and said, "My generation is watching here, nothing will go wrong."

Dai Lin turned his gaze away awkwardly, and said, "I don't trust you."

Tan Chang touched Chen Zhenyu with his elbow, and jokingly said, "Did you hear that? Don't worry about you!"

These words sounded like a pun, and Chen Zhenyu couldn't figure out what the other party was worried about for a while.

Is this worrying about what kind of moth he will mess with?Still worried... him?

Chen Zhenyu pursed his lips, not wanting to delve into the meaning of this sentence, so he changed the subject and said, "Comrade Tan Chang, have you discussed with Comrade Yue Qing what benefits to give to fans?"

"Welfare? What kind of welfare?" Tan Chang had a blank expression on his face.

"The fans are so supportive, don't you guys express anything?" Chen Zhenyu had a shocked expression on his face, which looked like the same type of emoji.

"Is it that exaggerated?" Tan Chang frowned, "I didn't promise them anything during the live broadcast before."

Chen Zhenyu shook his finger and said, "You don't understand that, do you? It's because you didn't promise anything that everyone has expectations. For example... If the number of votes exceeds [-], can you see Jiang Jiang Niangniang? With more than [-] votes, can you see Niangniang sauce?"

"WTF?" Now it's Tan Chang's turn to turn into an emoji, "Are you kidding me?"

"Well... I'm just conveying the wishes of the people." Chen Zhenyu said seriously, "After all, favoring fans is the daily operation of most bloggers."

"But, but Jiangjiang Niangniang is too much, isn't it? Let alone whether the senior will agree, even if such content is posted, it will probably be blocked, right?" Tan Chang looked a little embarrassed.

Hearing this, Dai Lin couldn't help laughing out loud: "You listened to his nonsense! If the netizens really have such demands, he probably instigated them."

"Comrade Dai Lin! Is this the kind of person I am in your heart?" Chen Zhenyu clutched his chest with a heartbroken expression on his face.

"Yeah." Dai Lin nodded, "I think you can do this kind of thing."

"Then what should you do in such a situation?" Tan Chang asked.

Chen Zhenyu spread his hands: "You have to ask Comrade Yue Qing about this kind of thing, after all, he is the real emotional big V."

Tan Chang relayed Chen Zhenyu's words to Yue Qing, Yue Qing was silent for a while, and said: "According to reason, there is indeed such a saying."

"Really?!" Tan Chang was a little surprised, "I thought the vice president was teasing me."

Yue Qing nodded: "Under normal circumstances, bloggers will forward the lottery after asking fans to help them with their affairs. Beauty bloggers mostly draw cosmetics, and food bloggers basically draw food..."

"What about emotional bloggers?" Tan Chang asked, "What do you usually smoke?"

"Money." Yue Qing said, "Because there are men and women who follow emotional bloggers, and I don't know what they need, so the lottery is all about giving money directly."

"This..." Tan Chang scratched his head, always feeling that this matter was full of disobedience.

Beauty bloggers give cosmetics, no problem;

Food bloggers give food, no problem;

Emotional bloggers give...money?

Is this implying that the essence of all our feelings is money transactions?

"Your words are exactly the same as what some netizens said at the beginning!" Yue Qing said helplessly, "I really didn't mean anything else, but they just said that I meant something...I would be scolded by them during that time. closed."

"I, I didn't mean to blame you! I just made fun of it!" Tan Chang waved his hands again and again, as if he was afraid that Yue Qing would misunderstand him.

"I know...but I also reflected on this matter later, maybe I did not think carefully." Yue Qing spread his hands, "How can an emotional blogger just throw money away? It's too mundane!"

"What happened next?" Tan Chang asked.

"Afterwards, I never did a lottery again. Talking about money hurts my feelings!" Yue Qing said.

"Then what are you going to do this time?" Tan Chang asked, resting his chin, "After all, we asked others to help us vote, so if we didn't express anything, would it be unreasonable?"

"What do you think?" Yue Qing asked back.

To be honest, many people on Weibo have sent private messages asking him to give out benefits, but he has never thought about what kind of benefits to give out.

Spending money directly is definitely not within the scope of consideration. According to netizens, they want him to live broadcast and share his love process.

But the process of his falling in love was completely the scene of the accident!Either the car was overturned or the car was on the way to overturn, speaking out would really damage the image of the big V!

He can't tell everyone that the first time he ran into each other in the bathhouse, he got so excited that his nose bleeds, right?

After finally mustering up the courage to confess to the other party, the result was rejected.

Although I later found out that it was a misunderstanding, I feel so ashamed just thinking about it!

"I don't usually pay attention to these things, and I have no idea at all... How about we tell them a cross talk?" Tan Chang suggested, "Last time you haven't performed ancient color tricks and allegro, this time you can just show them one time."

"Then the emotional big V can officially change careers and become a street performer." Yue Qing complained, "Please, I am a half-baked person myself, you really are not afraid that I will smash the signboard."

"I think as long as you come to perform, they will love to watch it even at the scene of an accident. I can't guarantee anything else, but in the emotional big V, you must be the best in cross talk; in cross talk, you have ancient color tricks Become good; among jugglers, you know legal knowledge; among those who study law, you have millions of fans... Thinking about it this way, you are amazing!" Tan Chang said, giving Yueqing a thumbs up.

Yue Qing patted him with his hands, and said with a smile: "Fuck you, are you sure you're not saying that I'm not good at all eighteen martial arts? I know a little about everything, but I'm proficient in none of them."

"How dare I! If I accidentally make you unhappy, you can publicize it on Weibo, wouldn't I become a well-known scumbag?" Tan Chang laughed, "It's too late for me to please you!"

"Then how are you going to please me?" Yue Qing asked.

"Kiss, hug and hold high?" Tan Chang finished, without waiting for Yue Qing's reaction, he hugged him directly.

Yueqing was startled, and subconsciously wrapped his arms around his neck.

"You are lighter than before." Tan Chang shook twice, and said seriously.

"Are you weighing a pig? Hurry up and let me down!" Yue Qing said with a blushing face, "What would it look like if someone saw it?"

"What are you afraid of? I just want everyone to know that this pig has an owner." Tan Chang laughed.

"You say it's a pig?" Yue Qing patted him dissatisfied, but the slap was not heavy, and it was more like flirting with the shy and annoyed expression.

"You said it yourself." Tan Chang leaned close to his ear and chuckled softly, "You said I was weighing a pig, but I was following the advice of others."

"Don't make trouble!" Yue Qing felt that the top of his head was about to smoke.

He knows all these tricks!Why is there no resistance at all?

This is not scientific!

"Okay, I won't quarrel with you." Tan Chang put Yue Qing down, "My mother told me to take you home for dinner on weekends, and also said that I would weigh you every time. Take care of you."

As he said that, he sighed sadly: "At first I suspected that I wasn't her own. With you here as a comparison, it's like a stone hammer!"

Hearing this, Yue Qing couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Are you still laughing? Not to mention taking my parents away, even my sister treats you like a god... If you don't treat me better, is it reasonable?" Tan Chang said pretending to be aggrieved.

"Okay, I'll pamper you, so it's okay?" Yue Qing touched his face and said with a smile, "Now you are the envy of millions of people!"

"Envy? I think they are disgusted." Tan Chang sighed, "Those who don't know think that I have cheated on their family's good cabbage... Obviously you coveted my handsome appearance first and invited me to join the cross talk club!"

"I recruit new students normally, but whenever I pass by a freshman, I will go over and ask if I want to join the cross talk club." Yue Qing said, "On the contrary, you, who didn't leave after the club activities, blocked me in the corner... I thought You wanted to confess something, but in the end you just asked me if I want to be your cross talk partner."

Thinking of the scene at that time, Tan Chang was so ashamed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in, but he still insisted: "The subtext is a confession! Didn't you hear it?"

"I thought you were interested in my skills." Yue Qing said.

"What skills did you have at that time?" Tan Chang complained, "You can't speak, learn, amuse, and sing... I really can't figure out how you grew up to such a big place in Tianjin."

"What are you talking about? Who told you that people in Tianjin can speak cross talk?" Yue Qing deliberately used the Tianjin dialect.

After he finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing himself.

"Tianjin dialect really sounds like a mysterious cross talk charm." He said.

In response to the demands of many netizens, Yue Qing broadcasted another live broadcast a few days later.

As the saying goes, the first time is raw and the second time is familiar, and by the third time he has completely let himself go.

Anyway, everyone already knew who he was, so this time he didn't even use a voice changer, and started chatting directly with netizens.

While chatting, Yue Qing began to speak the Tianjin dialect.

【Hahahahahahahahahaha, I believe you are a crosstalk talker】

[A joke or a joke? 】

[Where's your partner? 】

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, although I don't know what you are talking about, I just laugh first and respect you]

[As a baby from the south, can I weakly ask for a translator? 】

"I hooked up with my sweetheart just because I can speak Tianjin dialect." Mentioning Tan Chang, Yue Qing's face was full of pride, "His cross talk is really amazing! He even won an award before!"

[Wait, wait, the big V is actually chasing after him? ! 】

【Shock.jpg】

[To be able to catch up with my sweetheart, I am indeed a big V! 】

"How long do you think I have established a relationship with him?" Yue Qing asked, "Say it will definitely scare you!"

[Three days? 】

[Most people also have three days to confirm the relationship, the big V will definitely not say that]

[Although it is impolite to say so, PUAs can generally determine the relationship on the spot? 】

【one day】

【8 hours】

[Two hours! ! ! 】

[Fuck? !Could it be half an hour? ! 】

[It can't be any shorter!I bet 15 minutes! 】

Yue Qing looked at everyone's guesses on the screen and smiled without saying a word.

"If it was as simple as you said, what love tutorials would I have?" Yue Qing smiled, "Don't be surprised when you say it... From the time I fell in love with him to confirming the relationship, it took nearly a semester! Still under the premise of many people helping and assisting!"

The barrage area was instantly filled with "???".

Everyone can't figure out why the big V's road to love is still so bumpy with a full-level appearance and a full-level skill.

Is it a straight bend?Or does it mean that the other party originally had someone he liked?

"You guessed half right, he did ask me about love skills on Weibo." Yue Qing said, "At that time, I didn't know that the person who asked me for advice was him, I thought it was just an ordinary netizen..."

【6666666666】

【Diligently pave the way for my love road】

[Sure enough, the only one who can defeat a strong man is himself]

【So... that little brother really liked someone else at first? 】

"I really told him a lot of skills at the time, but that guy didn't learn any of them, and he used them in a mess. I told him to start step by step, starting with developing common hobbies... Do you know what he did? Dong talked about a cross talk in the corner, and then invited the other party to do a cross talk with him." Yue Qing complained, "I told him not to send messages if he could say it face to face, so people sent messages to confess to him, and he said he would talk about it when he had something to say. "

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

【This guy is too shaky】

【Deserve to be single】

【How did you fall in love with this guy? 】

[It's so funny! 】

Yue Qing sighed, and said: "You also think this guy's behavior is very confusing, right? So the person he likes thought he was hated by him, and deliberately kept a distance from him, even if he asked, he said that he had no strange thoughts gone."

"That guy also thought that he was hated by the other party. After all, he said something that was misunderstood first, so he acted with restraint, for fear that he would not be able to be a friend." Speaking of this, Yue Qing felt as if he had passed away.

If only they had been more frank then...

【and after? 】

[Suddenly feel that the little brother is also in a rough relationship]

[What kind of role does the big V play in this story? 】

[QAQ feels sorry for another person]

【Complicated feelings】

Yue Qing came back to his senses and said with a smile: "You don't have to be nervous, I'm not a third party role. Then I accidentally discovered that the big brother I was chatting with was that guy, and then I realized that we liked each other from the beginning Yes...they obviously like each other, but ended up going around in such a big circle, which is completely a negative teaching material! That's why I didn't want to tell you about this at first."

【66666666666666】

[It's really a turn of events, the willows are dark and the flowers are bright]

【Scared me!I thought Big V was someone who took advantage of the situation]

"It's strange to say that when he first teased me, he used all the routines I taught him, but I didn't realize it at all." Yue Qing said helplessly, "It was completely changed by the devil."

[That's because you didn't follow the routine at all! 】

[233333333 another true master appeared]

[Big V is sharing your sweet (sand) honey (carving) love story]

Yue Qing was also taken aback when he saw Tan Chang appearing, and asked, "Didn't you say you have classes tonight?"

[There is indeed a class, so I watched the live broadcast under the teacher's nose, was OTZ moved? 】

[Hahahahahahahaha, teacher!I want to report! 】

[Someone here is not good at class! ! ! 】

【teacher!Look here! 】

"See, everyone tells you to study hard." Yue Qing said with a smile.

Tan Chang was just bored in class, so he clicked into the live broadcast room to take a look. He didn't expect to hear Yue Qing talking about him, so he couldn't help but defend himself.Seeing that everyone told him to leave quickly, it aroused his rebellious psychology.

【I don’t want to leave, if I don’t stare at you, what will you do if you speak ill of me o(≧mouth≦)o】

"Why do I have nothing to say bad things about you?" Yue Qing said with a smile, "Everyone knows that I am an upright person."

【Yes, yes, the big V is the most upright】

[Big V is simply a moral model in the world of emotional bloggers]

[As a partner, how can you doubt that the big V will speak ill of you? 】

"These guys are all on his side." Tan Chang muttered.

He was planning to continue to talk poorly with Yue Qing, when he suddenly saw an unharmonious content in the barrage:

[The purpose of this competition is to promote traditional art, do you deserve it? (Both promoted personnel, just discussing the matter)]

When Tan Chang saw this, the fire in his heart suddenly lit up.

Why does this guy say that his senior is not worthy?

Given the four subjects of "speaking, learning, teasing, and singing", they might not be as good as Yue Qing!

[The eccentric person in front stops!Make it clear to me! 】

[Isn't that clear enough?We are just ordinary contestants, we don’t have millions of fans, we only know how to practice the show, and we are not even worthy to lift your shoes]

【? ? ? 】

【what's the situation? 】

Yue Qing also noticed the abnormality here, and his face was a little ugly: "We are also practicing the program seriously! Moreover, the online voting has just started. In the preliminary round, the basic skills are tested, and after that, the old bottle is filled with new wine, which not only tests the relationship between partners. A certain level of tacit understanding and innovative ability are also required. We reached the final by virtue of our strength!"

[Big V and that little brother partner really have a tacit understanding]

[Big V is very powerful]

[I watched the last live broadcast, and I laughed until my stomach ached]

[The big V is already very snarky, right? 】

Seeing everyone speaking up to defend themselves, Yue Qing was inexplicably moved.

"I admit, maybe my level of cross talk is not very high, but my partner is amazing!" Yue Qing said, "He can directly lead me to lie down and win! Is your partner okay?"

【6666666666666】

[Official dog food, the deadliest]

[Is it okay to lie down and win? 】

[I think when the big V speaks Tianjin dialect, he has his own mocking skills]

Seeing this scene, Tan Chang burst out laughing, but was slapped by the teacher.

"Student, what happy things have you encountered? Tell me and share with everyone." The teacher said.

Tan Chang was not afraid, and stood up generously: "My wife said that I am the best, and I can lead him to lie down and win!"

Everyone roared with laughter, even the teacher couldn't help laughing.

"Okay, tell your girlfriend, you are in class now, play with her after class," the teacher said.

"It's not a girlfriend, it's a daughter-in-law!" Tan Chang corrected.

"Is there any difference?" The teacher didn't understand.

"His wife is a man!" Someone in the back row laughed, "And she's a senior in law!"

"Nonsense!" The teacher shook his head, sighed with emotion in his heart, and said helplessly, "It doesn't matter whether your wife is a man or a woman, that's your own business. Now go to class properly."

"I'm afraid that people are in Cao Ying and their hearts are in Han!" Another voice came from the corner of the classroom.

Now everyone laughed more happily.

Tan Chang also laughed along, but the smile was a little sweeter.

[Daughter-in-law don't worry!I will definitely take you to lie down and win! 】