What do I need these million fans for?

"I feel like they are scolding me, but I have no proof." Tan Chang touched his chin and said solemnly.

"Be more confident, they're just scolding you." Yue Qing said, "If it wasn't for the screen, everyone could drown you with a spit star."

It's really not that he's exaggerating. Now the barrage is almost covering the live broadcast.

He could feel everyone's indignation through the screen.

"Spit stars one by one? Then I don't think I might have been drowned." Tan Chang said.

"Then how did you die?" Yue Qing asked.

"He was smoked to death." Tan Chang said.

"Why?" Yue Qing asked again.

"Some people's mouths are too stinky." Tan Chang frowned and said, "What did I do? You even scolded my eighth-generation ancestors!"

[Scumbag! ! ! ! 】

【You have done a good thing, I know it in my heart】

【You are not a thing】

"So many people say you're not a thing...Young man has good physical strength!" Yue Qing patted Tan Chang's shoulder and gloated.

"Average, third in the world." Tan Chang put on a modest posture, "It's all thanks to regular exercise."

"I'm not praising you!" Yue Qing complained.

"Isn't it? That's not what you said in bed a few days ago." Tan Chang said with a smile.

Yue Qing is a thin-skinned person, although he knew that the other party was joking, his face still turned red all of a sudden.

He glared at Tan Chang, signaling him not to talk nonsense.

However, the flirtatious look in his eyes made Tan Chang's heart itch.

【? ? ? 】

【What did you see? 】

【Idiot Face.jpg】

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!Can anyone remove this obtrusive sticker? ! 】

"Why should I remove it for you? My wife won't show it to you!" Tan Chang raised his chin with a complacent expression on his face.

This live broadcast has 10,000+ people watching!

Yue Qing felt his cheeks getting hotter, and he asked angrily, "Who is your wife?"

[Hahahahahaha, the young couple are having a fight? 】

[For some reason, I silently took out my notebook]

[Small book is ready]

【Question: How to coax my girlfriend when she is angry】

"Eh? You people are really interesting. You said I was a scumbag just now, but now you have your notebook. What's the matter? You want to learn how to be a scumbag?" Tan Chang laughed.

"Do you think people are digging out their notebooks because of you? That's because of me!" Yue Qing said, "Do you still remember what my title is? Well-known emotional blogger!"

"Oh... so you are the scumbag." Tan Chang nodded thoughtfully.

"Do you have no eyes, or is your brain at home? Open your eyes and take a good look, they are calling you a scumbag!" Yue Qing said.

"Call me? Why scold me?" Tan Chang said as he stroked his hair, "I don't have tin foil to burn it."

After a pause, he pointed to the door and said, "The person who burned the tin foil just left."

The people watching the live broadcast didn't respond, but Yue Qing couldn't help laughing.

Chen Zhenyu didn't know what he was thinking some time ago, and made himself a hot tin foil of the same style as a scumbag, and they complained about it for a long time.

Unexpectedly, it was smashed by Tan Chang.

"No one can understand this stalk except for me." Yue Qing smiled, "Our vice president made a tinfoil iron some time ago."

【66666666666666】

[Vice President Hao Shi (Sao) Shang (Qi)]

[Ahem, in fact, whether you are a scumbag or not has nothing to do with your hairstyle]

"It seems that after I downloaded the live broadcast today, I can go to Weibo to eat melons." Yue Qing smiled, "Shocked! The boyfriend of the emotional big V is actually a scumbag!"

Tan Chang was just concentrating on watching the barrage, not paying attention to what Yue Qing said.

Hearing the word "eating melons", he immediately regained his energy, and asked gossipingly, "What melons? Let me hear it too!"

"Don't you know what you did yourself?" Yue Qing smiled and set a trap for Tan Chang.

He wanted to see Tan Chang look at a loss, but he didn't expect the other party to get off the donkey and said, "Is what I did revealed?"

This time Yue Qing was confused instead.

"What did you do?" he asked.

"Alas!" Tan Chang thumped the table with his hands.

The desks, chairs and benches in the club activity room were eliminated from various professional classrooms, and they were not very strong.

Now let Tan Chang beat it like this, the table suddenly became wobbly, making a "squeak, squeak" sound, as if it would fall apart at any moment.

Yue Qing quickly reached out to stabilize the table, dissatisfied: "Why are you beating us?"

【hahahahahahahahaha】

【The table is true love】

【Big V: You hurt our table】

[Table: I am wronged...]

Seeing this, Tan Chang muttered sourly, "You don't even care if my hand hurts."

"You're thick-skinned, don't care about that." Yue Qing replied casually.

Netizens laughed even more when they heard this.

【The table is true love no doubt】

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】

[The scumbag can get out, let's listen to the big V's stand-up comedy]

"You...how about I bow to the table and apologize?" Tan Chang said.

【Apologize】

【Apologize】

[Hahahahahahaha, say sorry! 】

Tan Chang sighed, stood up reluctantly and bowed towards the table.

"Excuse me, table," he said.

"It's not distracting enough." Yue Qing said solemnly, "This table is the veteran of our cross talk club, and joined the club much earlier than you. Is this your attitude towards seniors?"

"Okay, I admit it." Tan Chang scratched his head, and bowed respectfully to the table, "I'm sorry, senior at the table."

"Good boy." Yue Qing reached out and patted Tan Chang's head.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Big V's hand looks so good! 】

[I am satisfied with the manual control]

【Slender Hands】

[A person with good-looking hands usually doesn’t have a good-looking face]

【I love this hand】

Yue Qing was a little embarrassed by what everyone said, so he put his hands under the table, changed the subject and said, "By the way, what did you want to say just now?"

"I was walking on the road a few days ago, and I saw a girl..." Before Tan Chang finished speaking, the bullet screen was swiped by [Scumbag].

"That's why you are being unreasonable. I was walking on the street, and a girl walked towards me. She was facing east and I was facing west. Isn't that okay?" Tan Chang said.

【no!You already have a big V, how can you have other women in your eyes? 】

[Do you think Big V can't lift a knife anymore? 】

[As a married man, you should pay attention to yourself, and automatically avoid when you see the opposite sex]

"Okay...then let me correct you, I saw a girl walking towards me in my dream." Tan Chang said again.

However, such an answer still cannot satisfy the netizens.

【emmmmmmmm】

【It’s even worse if you see it in a dream】

[Think about it by day and dream at night, scumbag! 】

【Slag】

"Zha Zha... Do you think I look like Zha Zhahui? If he is a brother, hack him to death with me." Tan Chang made a chopping motion with his hands while talking.

"Okay, don't care where you saw the girl, this page is over, I'll settle the score with you later." Yue Qing said, "After you saw the girl, what happened?"

【Wait, settle accounts after autumn】

【Wash my neck clean】

[Riding a donkey to read the account book - wait and see]

【The lice on the bald man's head——obviously】

【Dumb eats dumplings—knows what he knows】

Seeing this, Tan Chang couldn't help complaining: "Are you guys making up lessons? Or are you just talking about cross talk? You still talk in a different way..."

"What's the matter? How about I go to the bathroom first, and you guys talk for a while?" Yue Qing said dissatisfied, "I asked you something, but you left me alone and chatted with the person on the other side of the screen, is it reasonable? ?”

[23333333 I also have a day to make big V jealous]

【Sour~】

[Yes, yes, don't change the subject, just ask the truth]

"Damn, didn't I have a dream? I was not alone in the dream." Tan Chang said.

"It's not a person, what is that?" Yue Qing asked.

"I'm a zombie, the kind that bites people when I see them in movies."

Tan Chang said, imitating the appearance of a zombie.

However, I don't know if it's because of poor acting skills or because this guy is deliberately funny. Rather than saying that he is imitating a zombie, he is imitating a fool.

Yue Qing originally wanted to keep serious, but he still couldn't help laughing out loud.

"You don't look very smart, Yazi." Yue Qing laughed, "But you were a zombie in your dream? Listening to the foreshadowing above, I thought you were a pervert!"

"Sex devil? What kind of breed is that?" Tan Chang looked curious about the baby's expression.

"It's just...you don't need to learn about that." It was obviously a topic that he was talking about, but when he met Tan Chang's eyes, Yue Qing felt a little embarrassed, "That thing is not suitable for young children."

Obviously, netizens are guys with heavy tastes.

When they heard Yue Qing mention "not suitable for children", they suddenly became excited.

[I want to see that it is not suitable for children! ! ! 】

【We are all adults, don't hide what you have to say】

[Quick, quick, my tissues are ready]

【I also want to know what a sex monster is (with a pure face)】

"What can't you learn? There is no limit to learning!" Tan Chang said righteously.

"Oh!" Yue Qing felt that he was about to burn with shame, "Let's put this matter aside for now, and I'll tell you about it when I get back. Do you still want to talk about your dream?"

Hearing this, Tan Chang began to tilt his head with dull eyes again, imitating a silly (dead) son (corpse).

Yue Qing lay on the table, laughing so hard that he couldn't help himself.

"Are you a fool?" He laughed, "I just fell in love with something."

【Uncle is a fool】

When Tan Chang raised his eyes, he happened to see such a barrage.

He guessed that the person wanted to say "it's a fool", but he accidentally made a typo.So he put on a straight face and said solemnly: "You said I could, why did you say my uncle?"

After finishing speaking, he still felt dissatisfied, shook Yue Qing's shoulder, pointed to the screen and said, "This person knows a lot about our family, did you tell them?"

"Who said that!" Yue Qing said, "And I'm not familiar with your uncle."

Although he has met Tan Chang's family members, they are only immediate family members, and he has never even met other relatives.

"This is really evil. They know that I am a pervert, and that my uncle is a fool... They know more about our family than I do. Are you my aunt?" Tan Chang asked.

He didn't want to say this at first, but some barrages made him really upset.

"Oh, I'm so angry that my liver hurts." Tan Chang said and covered his heart.

"Where is your liver?" Yue Qing smiled, "Didn't you take biology class in high school?"

"The liver doesn't grow here?" Tan Chang tilted his head and blinked his eyes.

It was obviously a very subtle movement, but it made Yue Qing's heart skip a beat.

"That's where the heart is." Yue Qing said.

"No." Tan Chang shook his head.

"Why not?" Yue Qing asked.

Although it has been nearly two years since he graduated from high school, he would never make a mistake with such a simple question.

He also didn't think that Tan Chang would not know the correct answer to this question.

What kind of medicine is this guy selling in his gourd?

"I remember that the 'heart and liver' are connected together, this is one thing." He said.

"Oh? Then tell me where is your heart?" Yue Qing asked with a smile.

"My darling is right here!" Tan Chang said, and unexpectedly kissed Yue Qing on the cheek.

Yue Qing was startled, and accidentally touched the keyboard of the computer.

He didn't know that he touched the key, but the texture on the screen disappeared in an instant.

There was a sound of exclamation in the barrage.

【666666666666666】

[Official welfare time? 】

【Oh my God!This dog food is really caught off guard! 】

【Heart Thief】

Yue Qing quickly noticed the disappearance of the stickers, and squatted down to hide under the table.

Tan Chang spread his hands helplessly, and explained: "I'm sorry, my darling is a little shy."

An emotional big V who talks about cross talk would be so shy?It sounds like something out of the Arabian Nights.

But at this moment, everyone's attention was focused on another matter.

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!Did you see Big V's face just now? 】

【I!cut!arrive!picture!up! 】

[I don't have a screenshot, but I saw it! ! ! 】

[Beauty! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[Maybe because I didn't have too high expectations for the appearance of the big V at the beginning, I was surprised by it]

[Big V!Come out and let us take another good look at you! 】

[I really like this color! 】

"I've already told you that my relatives are very good-looking, but you just don't believe me." Tan Chang raised his eyebrows and said, "I've been wronged for being a scumbag... I have to wait for such a good-looking daughter-in-law. Do I need to find someone else?"

【etc? !So your partner...]

[WOC!I seem to have discovered some terrible secret! 】

[Wow wow wow wow wow wow!Is the voting page the big V's real name? 】

[Which of the two names is the big V?God!The big V is not only good-looking and flirtatious, but also has such a nice name! 】

[This man, you can leave, the big V is mine now]

"Hey, hey! Pay attention!" Tan Chang said dissatisfiedly, "The main palace is still here!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt Yue Qing reach out and tug at his trousers.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

"That...can you post the picture back?" Yue Qing asked in a low voice, "Or you can help me get the mask."

For him, this feeling is like running naked|running naked on the street.

He really couldn't imagine what would happen after he lost the big V's little vest.

"It's okay, don't be afraid." Tan Chang held him in his arms, "Anyway, I'm here!"

"You said you wouldn't roll over." Yue Qing said aggrievedly, "What should we do now?"

"Well...how about I get the stickers back for you?" Tan Chang thought for a while and said.

"But they have already seen it." Yue Qing said, "They already know who I am."

"Then I'll turn into a zombie at night, eat their brains, and make them forget what you look like." Tan Chang said jokingly.

"10,000+ people! You're not afraid to push yourself to death!" Yue Qing smiled lightly.

"Okay, it's okay if you smile." Tan Chang reached out and rubbed his head.

"Hey! I'm your senior! Is this how you treat seniors?" Yue Qing also reached out and messed with Tan Chang's hair, then covered his mouth and laughed.

Tan Chang's hair has grown a lot recently, and after messing it up, it looks like Sha Matt, who was once all the rage.

"By the way, what is the follow-up to your dream?" Yue Qing asked.

Although he knew it was just a dream, he still had some concerns about Tan Chang and that girl's follow-up progress.

"I'm a zombie, so I'm going to eat her brain." Tan Chang said, "Have you ever seen a bear eat watermelon? Hold it and start eating it..."

As he spoke, he imitated the way a bear gnawed on a watermelon, and licked his mouth pretending to be unsatisfied after eating.

"I feel bloody when I hear it, it's so disgusting!" Yue Qing said.

"I'm a zombie! I can't be measured by human standards!" Tan Chang said righteously, "Then I saw you as soon as I turned my head."

"Am I a zombie too?" Yue Qing asked.

Tan Chang shook his head: "No, you are a normal person."

"Then what? You ate me?" Yue Qing swallowed and asked.

Tan Chang shook his head again.

"Why?" Yue Qing was a little curious.

"I saw that this guy's mind is all about me, how can he talk about it?" Tan Chang said.

Yue Qing was ashamed and annoyed when he heard the words, and reached out to pat Tan Chang.

Tan Chang dodged backwards and bumped his arm against the table leg.

"Oh, does it hurt?" Yue Qing asked distressedly.

However, Tan Chang did not answer him, but reached out and touched the legs of the table, and said sincerely, "I'm sorry, Senior Table, I bumped into you again."

The two thought they were hiding under the table and whispering, but they didn't know that the microphone recorded their chat clearly.

Although no one appeared in the live broadcast, the number of online people watching the live broadcast has been increasing, and everyone listened to the corner with great enjoyment.

[Oh my god!Is this love story specially passed the grade test? 】

[Where are the medical soldiers?Blood bags are needed here! 】

[Insulin is needed here!Damn, it’s so sweet that I didn’t give an early warning, it caused my blood sugar to soar】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[QAQ I went to the bathroom, but I missed the big V's appearance]

[What does the big V look like?Is there a class representative to make up the class? 】

[Super handsome little brother! 】

[The shy attribute is so cute! 】

[Don't ask, asking is the beauty of prosperity! ! ! 】