What do I need these million fans for?

"What? You said that Yue Qing is an emotional big V on the Internet? What are you thinking!" Although Chen Zhenyu looked convincing, Dai Lin did not agree with him, "It would take a long time for him to fall in love. You have a strong nose, and you still help others with advice? What are you kidding?"

"Who doesn't know how to talk on paper? I even gave Tan Chang love guidance!" Chen Zhenyu said.

"Yes... when you didn't give guidance, the two of them got along very well. After listening to your guidance, the two of them almost broke up last semester." Dai Lin rolled his eyes at him angrily, "It's better to tear down a building." Temple, don't ruin a marriage...you almost committed a crime, you know?"

"You can't blame me for that matter! Tan Chang sent the wrong message, what does it have to do with me?" Chen Zhenyu curled his lips, "How about we make a bet? I guess Yue Qing is a big emotional V, if I guess By the way, you have to give me a reward!"

"Another reward?" Dai Lin felt helpless.

Chen Zhenyu seems to have returned to his childhood recently, looking for reasons to ask him for rewards every now and then.

Although it's not a big deal, it always feels a little strange...

"That, that... one must maintain a childlike innocence!" Chen Zhenyu said with a guilty conscience.

He really didn't know how to get close to Dai Lin, so he could only do something wrong.

Fortunately, the other party was just complaining about him, but in essence, he didn't very much reject his behavior that wanted to be rewarded.

"It's pitiful enough to fall in love with me..." Chen Zhenyu muttered.

If Yue Qing is really an emotional big V, he really needs to ask the other party for advice on two tricks.

He doesn't expect to eat meat, at least let him drink some broth!

"What indescribable things are you thinking about in your head? A wretched expression on your face..." Dai Lin said with disgust.

"How can such a decent person like me think about obscene things?" Chen Zhenyu denied it flatly. "On the contrary, you always call me obscene. Who knows what kind of pornographic waste is in your head."

"Okay, have you learned how to be stubborn? I'm just a joker, so why can't I say you're a joker?" Dai Lin raised his eyebrows.

"This little comrade, please put yourself in the right place. I gave you the status of being funny back then." Chen Zhenyu said sternly, "If it comes to talking about words, it's not certain who wins and who loses!"

"Nonsense! Obviously I fought for it myself!" Dai Lin said in disbelief.

This time, Chen Zhenyu didn't say anything to refute. He nodded and said, "That's right, you burst into tears at that time, you can't be coaxed by saying anything, if I didn't deliberately release the water, maybe you would have put your eyes on it a long time ago." Blind from crying."

After he finished speaking, he deliberately imitated the voice of a child, and cried a few times with only thunder but no rain.

Dai Lin became angry from embarrassment, his face flushed red.

"Are you dead or not!" he said.

"Hey, a gentleman doesn't move his hands. This is a rule you made yourself, and you can't go back on it." Chen Zhenyu shook his fingers, with a mean expression on his face, "You said that if you are still so frizzy in the future, let me punish you."

"Wait, why are all rewards on your side, and punishment on my side? This is not fair!" Dai Lin always felt that something was wrong.

Chen Zhenyu blinked innocently: "You said this yourself, I'm just repeating it. Maybe you want to use this method to gain my love? Actually, it doesn't need to be so troublesome..."

Before he finished speaking, he was chased and beaten by Dai Lin.

"Stop!" Dai Lin angrily said.

"The world is so beautiful, but you are so irritable. This is not good!" Chen Zhenyu said in a serious manner while dodging flexibly.

When Yue Qing and Tan Chang came over, they happened to see such a scene.

"Today everyone is still full of energy as always!" Yue Qing said with a smile.

"Yo! Our big V is here?" Chen Zhenyu beckoned to Yue Qing.

Yue Qing was taken aback when he heard the words, and subconsciously glanced at Tan Chang.

"Don't look at me, I didn't say anything!" Tan Chang said.

"It seems that my guess is right." Chen Zhenyu said narcissistically, "I am really a witty little genius."

In such a distracted effort, he was caught up by Dai Lin and gave him a violent shudder.

"Hiss... I guessed it right, why are you still being beaten?" Chen Zhenyu asked aggrievedly.

"Is there a conflict between the two?" Daelin asked, "I hit you because you teased me just now."

"Stingy ghost." Chen Zhenyu muttered.

"What did you say?" Dai Lin raised his eyebrows.

Chen Zhenyu quickly changed his words and said, "I praise you!"

"Really? I don't believe it!" Dai Lin said, "You must be slandering me again, saying that I'm not gentle at all, right?"

"How could it be? Do I look like the kind of guy who speaks ill of others behind their backs?" Chen Zhenyu asked back.

After a pause, he turned his head to look at Yue Qing, and asked, "Comrade Yue Qing, you study law. Domestic violence is a crime, right?"

"You don't call this domestic violence. It's clearly Zhou Yu who beat Huang Gai—one willing to beat the other." Yue Qing said.

He still minded what Chen Zhenyu said just now.

Why does this guy know that he is an "emotional big V"?He shouldn't have exposed anything, right?

"Actually, when I was watching the live broadcast that day, I had such doubts." Chen Zhenyu spread his hands and said, "The jokes you play are so unique that it is difficult for people to ignore them."

"Eh?!"

Yue Qing and Tan Chang were stunned when they heard the words, they really didn't notice this.

"However, I didn't think too much about it at that time. After all, it sounds incredible that two rookies in love are actually big Vs." Chen Zhenyu said.

"You noticed it at that time, why didn't you tell me?" Dai Lin asked in a reproachful tone, with an expression like a coquettish kitten.

Chen Zhenyu was so obsessed for a moment that he even reached out to rub the other party's hair.

By the time he reacted, there was no room for redemption.

He swallowed nervously, but Dai Lin didn't get angry. Instead, he blushed and turned his eyes to the side.

It turns out that the other party is so good at it?

He tentatively rubbed the opponent's hair twice, but was slapped away by the opponent.

"Haven't the kneading finished?" Dai Lin dissatisfied.

Chen Zhenyu stared at his hand in a daze.

This guy is really a cat?

It was the same when he went to pet the cat at a friend's house before, completely unable to understand the cat's mind.

He obviously enjoys being caressed by others, but he doesn't feel happy if he touches too much.

Unlike a dog, as long as someone plays with him, he will always be happy and silly.

"Comrade Tan Chang, let me give you a stage name!" Chen Zhenyu said suddenly.

"Ah? What stage name?" Tan Chang's expression was a little dazed.

Chen Zhenyu patted him on the shoulder, and said solemnly: "From now on, you can call him Gouzi!"

Dog, dog? !

What kind of strange name is this? !

Yue Qing couldn't help laughing out loud.

"I don't want it." Tan Chang decisively rejected the stage name, "Is my original name not nice? Why do I call it Gouzi?"

"The name Gouzi is so snarky! Look at Comrade Yue Qing, just hearing your new stage name, already laughed so hard." Chen Zhenyu said.

"You like this name so much, why don't you care about calling yourself Gouzi?" Tan Chang dissatisfied, "Whoever likes to be called Gouzi can call it Gouzi, anyway, I don't accept this name."

"I think this name suits you quite well." Dai Lin joked, "Otherwise I'll call you Gouzi Chen from now on."

He thought Chen Zhenyu would retort, but unexpectedly he nodded.

"You can call me a dog, but if you want to be a responsible person, you can only have my dog." Chen Zhenyu said, "If I find out that you have other dogs..."

"What about having other dogs?" Yue Qing asked.

Chen Zhenyu didn't speak.

Even if Dai Lin falls in love with someone one day, he can't do anything to hurt him.

After a while, he said: "If you have other dogs, I will show you depression!"

"If you can be depressed, the sun will come out from the west." Dai Lin complained.

But even though he said so, he still agreed to Chen Zhenyu's request: "Don't worry, you are the only dog... I call others dogs, and they are not happy!"

"What a beautiful love!" Yue Qing said with emotion.

"Huh?" Tan Chang looked blank, not understanding why the other party said that.

"Don't you think the interaction between the president and the vice president today is very sweet?" Yue Qing asked.

"Uh...is it different from usual?" Tan Chang scratched his head.

To be honest, he didn't see any difference.

Probably this is the difference between him and the emotional big V?

"By the way, vice president, how did you know that the senior is the big V?" Tan Chang asked.

"Guess." Chen Zhenyu's answer was very simple and clear.

"Guess, guess? There must be some basis, right?" Yue Qing said.

"If I have to say it... it's probably cross talk competitions, ancient color tricks, etc. The combination of these things narrows the target range?" Chen Zhenyu thought for a while and said, "After all, people who practice cross talk and ancient color tricks at the same time these days There are not many people, and I happen to know one... But the main reason is because of Tan Chang."

"What's none of my business? You will be punished for throwing the pot around!" Tan Chang said that he was more wronged than Dou E.

"Because when I mentioned the emotional big V, your expression looked very unnatural." Chen Zhenyu said, imitating Conan's signature moves, "To sum up, there is only one truth!"

After a pause, he continued: "But Comrade Yue Qing is not completely innocent. When you show your affection on Weibo, you should expect that someone will find out your identity."

"Did I show my affection?" Yue Qing looked a little confused.

"Haven't you shown your love yet? I'm almost full of dog food!" Chen Zhenyu said angrily, "Recently, no matter what content you post, you have to praise your fairy boyfriend in a fancy way... As an emotional big V, don't you do this? Don't you feel heartbroken? Most of the people who follow you are singles!"

"This is what they asked for. Let me talk more about my boyfriend." Yue Qing spread his hands and said, "They said they want to watch my daily life."

"The fans also said that they want to watch your cross talk live broadcast." Chen Zhenyu said quietly.

"Let's just skip the cross talk... After all, I don't think it's very good." Yue Qing said.

"Oh, man." Chen Zhenyu shook his finger, "Do you think fans are so easy to fool? You are so wrong!"

"What do you mean?" Yue Qing didn't understand.

"I have successfully sneaked into your fan club...or the big V's fan club. From a certain point of view, you are already on the verge of losing your horse." Chen Zhenyu said.