What do I need these million fans for?

"I fucking want to strangle you!" Dai Lin gritted his teeth.

He was extremely careful, because he was afraid that his family members would find out about their relationship, but he didn't expect Chen Zhenyu to come here without asking.

How does this make him explain?Say directly that the two of them are true love, and hope everyone can make it happen?

Please, this is not a romance novel!Where did so many shocking love stories come from?

"Calm down, there's no need to be too nervous." Chen Zhenyu said, "There must be a way before the car reaches the mountain..."

"I think you did it on purpose!" Dai Lin was so angry that he raised his hand to hit someone.

Chen Zhenyu ran away with his head in his arms, howling, "Help! Murder your husband!"

"Shut up!" Dai Lin said, "Don't you think it's not messy enough?"

At this moment, there was a knock on the door: "Didn't you two have a good time just now? Why are you arguing again?"

"No quarrel... ouch!" Chen Zhenyu was distracted, and was patted by Dai Lin.

He looked at the other party aggrievedly, and muttered, "I'm helping you!"

"You are helping yourself." Dai Lin said angrily.

If the things they were dating were exposed, it would not only be troublesome for him, but also for Chen Zhenyu.

Chen Zhenyu curled his lips, as if he was secretly slandering something, and then said loudly: "We are rehearsing cross talk!"

"Are you crazy? Who has such a crosstalk?" Dai Lin complained.

"It's okay, they don't know anyway." Chen Zhenyu spread his hands, "We just need to unify our caliber and don't collude confession when the time comes."

Dai Lin rolled his eyes at him, and said, "Yes, we are rehearsing cross talk... Has it affected you?"

"It's okay, it's okay, you can continue." The person outside the door said cheerfully, "Don't work too hard, just take a rest when you're done practicing."

"Okay!" Chen Zhenyu responded.

The footsteps outside the door gradually faded away, and the two finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"You really don't blush when you tell lies. This is called rehearsing cross talk?" Dai Lin laughed, "But the reaction is witty enough. You deserve to be my partner."

"That's it!" Chen Zhenyu had a smug expression on his face, "You are lucky to have such a good partner like me! That boy Tan Chang never had the opportunity to exchange feelings with his partner like this."

"You've got to find some balance here," Dai Lin said.

After a pause, he said again: "Speaking of which, Tan Chang and the others should be fine, right?"

"What's the problem?" Chen Zhenyu was a little confused.

"It's just about participating in the competition." Dai Lin's tone sounded a bit resentful, "You also bear the name of a vice president anyway, can you stop thinking about having fun all day long, and occasionally help me share some things ?”

"Aren't I afraid to cause trouble for you?" Chen Zhenyu scratched his head and said, "It was you who said before, let me leave everything alone, as long as I really want to help you and shout 'Come on' for you."

"Okay, now I regret it." Dai Lin said lying on the bed, "Help me lobby Tan Chang... No, go lobby Yue Qing and make him participate in the competition."

"If people don't want to participate, they don't participate. There is no such thing as coercion." Chen Zhenyu muttered, "Or do you think we can't get the ranking with our strength?"

"Don't be afraid of [-], just in case. Find more people to participate in the competition, and our chances of winning will be better." Dai Lin said, "I have mobilized half of the people in our club to actively participate in the competition. Winning or losing is not important, the key is to win the competition." Take an attitude."

"Then you can tell Tan Chang directly, can he still refute your face?" Chen Zhenyu didn't understand.

"Of course Tan Chang is fine, but Yue Qing...well, he has a lot of self-esteem." Dai Lin sighed, "Otherwise, he might not participate at all. If he participates, he must get some grades."

"What a stubborn young man." Chen Zhenyu said with emotion, "I feel that Tan Chang's level of hard work has skyrocketed when he is partnered with him... Good guy, I have to practice jokes at night with the lights on. If I were this guy's teacher, I guess I was moved to tears."

After a pause, he continued: "However, Yue Qing just came into contact with cross talk not long ago. Will this kind of competition be too difficult for him?"

"That is to say... On the one hand, I want them to participate, but on the other hand, I am worried that Yue Qing will put too much pressure on me." Dai Lin sat up and stretched his hands in front of Chen Zhenyu, "What do you think I should do? "

Chen Zhenyu patted each of his hands and said, "Cold salad."

"I'm telling you something serious, don't be so perfunctory!" Dai Lin frowned, seemingly dissatisfied with Chen Zhenyu's attitude.

"I'm serious too... Don't you feel tired from worrying about it all day long?" Chen Zhenyu yawned and said, "Let them solve the couple's affairs by themselves, anyway, Tan Chang won't just watch Yue Qing exhausted himself to death."

"People don't want to suffer the one they like, how about you?" Dai Lin's tone sounded sour, as if soaked in vinegar.

"I'm not willing to give up... But you are so stubborn, I can't stop it." Chen Zhenyu said innocently, "I can't help you, and I can't stop your old man from shining brightly. I can only cheer for you by the side. .”

"Are you a cheerleader? Do you want to dance for me in a miniskirt?" Dai Lin joked.

Normal people would feel a little shy when they heard this kind of ridicule.

However, Chen Zhenyu was born with a cheeky face. Instead of being shy, he nodded in a serious manner, and said, "No problem! As long as you don't mind your eyes being hot."

After he finished speaking, he even cast a wink at Dai Lin, which made him get goosebumps all over his body.

"You can do it." Dai Lin bowed his hands to him, expressing that he was willing to lose.

"During the live broadcast, the big V said that if love wants to make progress, there must be a shameless person. Think about the story of the Seven Fairies, did Dong Yong steal someone's clothes first?" Chen Zhenyu said.

Although this may seem a bit strange at first glance, it seems to be the case when you think about it carefully.

"To give a closer example, think about how open-minded Yue Qing and Tan Chang were when they first dated each other! One set of love words followed another, kissing and hugging can be the initiative..." Chen Zhenyu said, He gave Dai Lin a meaningful look.

To be honest, if Dai Lin was half as active as Yue Qing, he would be so excited!

"I gave you the chance to kiss, but you didn't cherish it," Dai Lin said.

The speaker has no intention, the listener has the heart.

Dai Lin was just joking casually at first, but Chen Zhenyu actually found a reason to stay overnight at his house.

Dai Lin looked at Chen Zhenyu who was making the bed while humming a little tune, his expression was full of bewilderment.

"Why are you spending the night at my house?" he asked.

"Because my uncle and aunt kindly asked me to provide sleep service at night." Chen Zhenyu deliberately undid a button on his clothes, imitating the cover girl in a magazine, and posing in an extremely seductive pose, "Come on, baby !"

"Get lost!" Dai Lin frowned, with a disgusted expression on his face.

Although the two of them slept on the same sheet before, they were still young at that time, so they really slept under the quilt.

but now……

"When I went to the hot springs before, the two of them slept on the bed in the same room, and I was the only one who was sent to sleep on the sofa by you. Later, I was stripped naked. It was a lot of misery..." Chen Zhenyu said, revealing a look With a pitiful expression, "You won't be so cruel to me forever, will you?"

"How dare I let your old man sleep on the sofa, if someone sees it, they will think I'm bullying you!" Dai Lin said, "Stop rambling, go to sleep."

Although he said so on his lips, he was so nervous that he couldn't sleep at all lying on the bed, his whole body was as stiff as wood.

This is the first time he and Chen Zhenyu slept together after dating...

"Speaking of which, this feeling is like life after marriage!" Chen Zhenyu looked at the ceiling and said with emotion, "It's just that there is a lack of exercise before going to bed for adults."

This guy really drives without a word!

Dai Lin blushed with embarrassment, and didn't want Chen Zhenyu to see the clue, so he turned his back to him and said, "I'm tired today, so I don't want to make an appointment."

"You are the only car god?" Chen Zhenyu chuckled twice, "If it wasn't for me, you probably wouldn't even know where to find resources."

"Thank you so much." Dai Lin gritted his teeth.

I think he was a good young man with red seedlings back then, he didn't hear anything outside the window, and his eyes only read the textbook... But one day this guy said "show you something good", and he was led astray at once .

So the bed thing between people is like this? !

It turns out that a group of people can also do it? !

It turns out that people and animals can also do it? !

original……

After watching so many things with multiple flavors, he suddenly felt that men and men didn't seem so unacceptable.

At least both sides are human, and most of the time there are only two people in the picture.

Looking back now, Dai Lin seriously suspected that Chen Zhenyu did it on purpose.

Is this behavior considered brainwashing?

"Xiao Linlin, can I hug you to sleep?" Chen Zhenyu asked, "I feel awkward without holding something at night when I sleep."

"Then how do you usually sleep at school?" Dai Lin asked.

"I put a body pillow on the bed." Chen Zhenyu said.

In Dai Lin's mind, the "body pillow" often mentioned by nerds in animation clubs came to mind, and he said, "That...I didn't expect you to be an otaku."

"Eh? I, I'm not..." Chen Zhenyu stopped in the middle of speaking.

He can't say that he made a body pillow with the photo of the other party, can he?It sounds so obscene!

"Don't explain! To explain is to cover up, and to cover up is the truth!" Dai Lin reached out and patted his head, "Don't worry, I won't discriminate against you."

"Then can I hug you to sleep?" Chen Zhenyu's eyes sparkled, and he looked expectant.

"No..." Dai Lin lowered his eyes slightly and turned his face to the side, "This is so strange."

Just imagining that scene in his mind, he couldn't help getting goose bumps all over his body.

"Then I'd better go to the living room and sleep." Chen Zhenyu pouted.

"Why?" Daelin asked.

"You despise me so much, so I won't feel uncomfortable." Chen Zhenyu said with a sigh, "If someone asks, I will say that you despise me, drive me out, and don't let me go to bed..."

"You fucking asked me to take the blame for you again!" Dai Lin rolled over and held Chen Zhenyu down, who struggled hard.

The two of you came and went, making the fairly firm bed creak and creak non-stop.

Suddenly, the two stopped their movements and looked at each other.

Why does this movement sound a bit strange?just like……

The two seemed to have thought of the same thing, and their faces turned red all of a sudden.

"Do you think this movement will make people feel that we are doing something indescribable?" Chen Zhenyu smiled lightly.

"Then don't recruit me!" Dai Lin dissatisfied.

"I wish they would misunderstand... Then you can marry me." Chen Zhenyu said softly.

Dai Lin felt his heart skip a beat, but he subconsciously continued: "Why didn't you betroth me?"

"If you have to worry about this, it's okay for me to suffer a little. But you have to be nice to me, write my name on the house, and kiss and hug every day..."

Before Chen Zhenyu finished speaking, he was interrupted by Dai Lin.

"Are you really treating yourself as a woman?"

"It was you who said you wanted to marry me." Chen Zhenyu sighed resentfully, "Sure enough, a man's mouth is a deceit..."

"Don't you think that even you scolded yourself?" Dai Lin said.

"I've never denied this." Chen Zhenyu stroked his hair with his hands, and murmured, "Oh... I'm a damn genius at speaking."

"Shut up quickly." Dai Lin rolled his eyes, "Stop fooling around with you, go to sleep."

Chen Zhenyu gave a "hmm", and then took his hand silently.

"What do you want to do?" Dai Lin asked helplessly.

"Don't let me hug you, can't you even hold hands?" Chen Zhenyu asked back.

After a pause, he said again: "It is said that fingers connect to hearts, I want to find you in my dreams at night."

He thought it was a romantic love sentence, but Dai Lin's reaction was beyond his expectation.

"Don't come... I'm afraid I will have nightmares at night." Dai Lin said.

After saying this, he covered his head with the quilt, and it took him a long time to calm down.

I can't, I'm so embarrassing!

The author has something to say:

Chen Zhenyu: Comrade Tan Chang, we have already slept with Xiao Linlin, how is your progress?

(Tan Chang OS: This guy is definitely showing off QAQ but he is so envious...)

Tan Chang: Congratulations... My senior said he would be back in a few days...

Chen Zhenyu: Come on!Strive to win in one fell swoop this time!

Tan Chang: Okay, okay...but will the progress be too fast?

Chen Zhenyu: Where is it fast?It won't be long after the start of school to participate in the competition, if you don't practice the jokes well at this time, when will you wait!

Tan Chang: So you were talking about jokes OTZ

Chen Zhenyu: Yes, what do you think?Tsk tsk tsk, young people, don't think so yellow!

Tan Chang: Actually, what I’m talking about is also cross talk!That... Although the senior's foundation is a bit weak, I will work hard with him!