What do I need these million fans for?

【hahahahahahahahaha】

[This live broadcast has contracted all my laughs this year]

[I thought Big V was a tall and cold man, but it turns out I was wrong QUQ]

[Big V actually had a Tianjin accent just now, is it Tianjin Weiren? 】

[233333 is not a regional gun, but I feel inexplicably laughing when I hear the Tianjin accent]

Yue Qing was so embarrassed when he saw the barrage in the live broadcast.

When he was nervous, he would subconsciously speak Tianjin dialect. He hadn't committed this problem for a while, but Tan Chang's disturbance just now accidentally exposed his origin.

How can there be an emotional big V who speaks with a Tianjin accent?Those who didn't know thought he was talking about cross talk...

No, he is talking about cross talk now!

"Why don't I treat you to dinner." Yue Qing said with a sigh.

"Reporting the name of the dish" belongs to the basic skills of "Guankou", even a half-baked person like him can do it.

The other party didn't want to get into the job no matter what they said, just talking about useless things.

That being the case, it is the same for him to say this passage.

However, Tan Chang didn't give him this opportunity to speak out, and deliberately said in the broadcast voice: "No! I don't eat!"

"Huh? Are you bigu? Are you going to become a fairy?" Yue Qing complained, "Then tell me, what do you want to do?"

"I want to... look at you obsessively." Tan Chang said.

Although he knew that the other party was playing tricks, Yue Qing still felt that his cheeks were so hot that the top of his head was about to smoke.

What the hell is this guy talking about? !

[Yo Yo Yo, so this is the master]

[SO...what am I doing here as a single dog?Do you eat dog food? 】

[awsl! ! !Why do you suddenly feel that this is so good for CP! ! ! 】

[Although I can't see the expression through the mask, I can feel the shyness of the big V...]

[The one in front don't go!I feel like you've discovered something amazing! 】

"Can't you give me a chance to show off my basic skills?" Yue Qing complained, even he himself didn't realize the coquettishness in his tone.

"What skill?" Tan Chang asked.

"Basic skills." Yue Qing was a little confused, not understanding why the other party asked such a question.

"Ji Ben Gong, you must enunciate clearly and pronounce clearly." Tan Chang said, "Otherwise, it will be easy to misunderstand."

Yue Qing spoke a little too fast, he didn't hear anyone clearly just now, almost thought the other party was playing pornography.

Yue Qing also understood, and was so ashamed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

"I'm not wrong! It's basic, basic, and gong." He said every word.

To be honest, he didn't think there was any joke in this passage, but the bullet screen was full of "hahahahahaha".

【As if I understood something】

【Cough, how should I say it?Let's see each other...]

【What are you laughing at?I’m still a baby and can’t understand]

[Put me down quickly, this is not the car to go to kindergarten! 】

Tan Chang couldn't help laughing out loud, and the laughter instantly revived a large crowd.Everyone asked the little brother on the opposite side to start a live broadcast, so that everyone could see his true face in Lushan.

"No, he will be jealous." Tan Chang said seriously.

Although wearing a mask, Yue Qing still covered his face with his hands.

It's so embarrassing... But he couldn't deny that he would be jealous.

"Don't talk, I'm going to hang up the phone." Yue Qing said.

Before he could finish his sentence, the barrage filled with wailing.

[Don't hang up!Let's chat with my little brother for a while]

[2333333 Big V wants to talk about stand-up comedy? 】

[Don't hang up! ! ! 】

"Okay, then you guys talk, I'll go." Yue Qing said and got up to leave.

The younger sister was a little confused when she saw this, and asked, "Brother, why did sister-in-law leave? Is he angry?"

The more she thought about it, the more she felt that this was the case.

Tan Chang is so stupid, his words are not in tune, and he messed up the other party's live broadcast.

It would be strange if Yue Qing wasn't angry!

"He's just shy." Tan Chang said.

According to his understanding, Yue Qing probably just wanted to find a place to calm down.

Yue Qing often looks like this.

Once he couldn't help holding the other person's hand while walking on the road. Although he didn't say anything at the time, he didn't talk to him for a whole afternoon afterwards.

At first, he also thought that he was too abrupt to make the other party unhappy. It wasn't until one time when he inadvertently heard the other party talking to himself in the toilet that he realized that the other party's behavior was because of shyness.

Because I was too shy and didn't know how to face him, that's why I chose to hide to calm myself down.

"Ah...he must think I'm weird, right? But if I continue to stay there, I will definitely die from a rapid heartbeat!" Yue Qing said to the mirror at that time.

Tan Chang felt that he was about to be so cute that his nose bleeds!

Why is the senior so cute? !

But speaking of rapid heartbeat... To be honest, every time he encounters something related to the other party, his heart beats extremely fast.

After Yue Qing left the room, he took off his mask and let out a heavy breath.

It is really too difficult for him to live broadcast this kind of thing...

Having said that, he was clearly fully prepared, why did Tan Chang still recognize him?

Thinking of how many tricks he had given to the other party as a big V, he wished he could kill himself on the spot in a few minutes.

Would Tan Chang feel that he was teasing him?After all, there is no one in this world who will give others a strategy to attack themselves...

What he didn't know was that Tan Chang was also struggling with this matter at this moment.

I really didn't expect the senior to be an emotional big V!

If he had known about this earlier, he wouldn't have asked the other party for advice on love skills even if he was killed!

Don't look at Tan Chang's calm surface, but he is actually panicking inside.

Since Yue Qing temporarily left the live broadcast room, he had no choice but to step up and let the live broadcast continue.

Originally, he just sighed a few words casually, but he didn't expect everyone to be very curious about this matter, they must know how he and the big V got together.

"It's very simple. I fell in love with him first, and then went online to ask the big V about love strategies... At that time, I really didn't know that he was an emotional big V. I only found out today! Later, the big V told me a lot Love skills, I use those skills to hug the beauty back." Tan Chang briefly talked about the process of the two falling in love, but unexpectedly the barrage turned into a sea of ​​"hahahahahaha".

[Big V: What's going on?This routine is a bit familiar? 】

[In order to prove that his routine is okay, the big V resolutely chose to sacrifice himself]

【incredible!Is this the legendary "Take the other's way, and give it back to the other body"? 】

[I don’t know how the big V feels when he was attacked by his own routine...]

The people who eat melons really want to know the big V's inner monologue, staring eagerly at the closed door, looking forward to the big V's return to the live broadcast room.

After a while, Yue Qing came back.

He didn't know what happened just now, but the number of barrages had nearly doubled compared to just now.

Everyone's questions were very unified, and they were all asking him how he felt when he was defeated by his own routine.

Why does Tan Chang say everything? !

It's so embarrassing...

"How can I feel? I already liked him." Yue Qing said.

Up to now, he can only choose to break the can and break the can.

Although the process of announcing the love history was extremely shameful, the bullet screen and comment area were surprisingly harmonious.

Everyone seemed to be listening to a story, completely transformed into a curious baby.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!You have already recognized his tricks! 】

"Of course, it's my routine after all..." Yue Qing was a little embarrassed, "Well, to be honest, when he asked me emotional questions, some of the answers were private."

"Huh?" Even Tan Chang was dumbfounded.

He didn't notice the existence of "private goods" in those replies at all.

【6666666666666】

[What private goods? ! 】

[Ahem, I don't care about color, I just want to ask, is it related to posture? 】

Pose a hairy ah? !They haven't gotten there yet!

And... even if this kind of thing is in a private message, it's completely embarrassing to say it, right?

"It's just... Anyway, I'm the one he's trying to strategize, so it's better to be more specific when giving suggestions." Yue Qing said, "For example, when he asks me what to do when I'm dating, usually I give advice. The answers are all 'do something interesting', 'going to an amusement park or watching a show is a good choice'... In short, it is a relatively general answer."

After a pause, he continued: "But when I replied to him, I said 'Go eat XXX' and 'Go to XXX movie'...Anyway, it should be clear."

【It's booming and in a trance, so I didn't notice it, you mean?This guy is also slow enough]

[It's already been hinted so clearly... No, is this an explicit indication? ! 】

[I feel that this love is so cool to talk about, don't worry about stepping on mine at all]

Seeing this comment, Yue Qing pursed his lips subconsciously.

Will not step on mine?This guy is so naive!

Although he has clearly explained various precautions in private messages, Tan Chang can always open his mind in unexpected places.

To give the most obvious example, he said that it is better to give light gifts than heavy ones during the early dating, as long as the friendship is reached.

But he didn't expect that the other party actually understood the so-called "lightness" as weight.

Although there is an old saying that "a goose feather is sent thousands of miles away, the gift is light and the affection is heavy", but he can't really send a feather, right?

"Senior, you look so fluffy and fluffy, let me give it to you as a gift."

Tan Chang took the pink feather and gave it to him in front of everyone.

Of course, it is not accurate to say that it is just a feather, after all, there is a pen attached to the end of the feather.

But only children in the second period will like this design, right? !

He is now in college, and he is still majoring in law. In class, everyone honestly took carbon notebooks to take notes, but he was the only one holding a big flamboyant pink feather... The picture is too beautiful to imagine.

Later, he took the quill pen back to the dormitory, and was laughed at by the people in the same dormitory for a long time.

Everyone wondered why someone gave him a pink quill.

"It looks like a piece of fun|interest|use|product." A roommate said with emotion.

To be honest, if he didn't understand the cause and effect of the matter, Yue Qing would definitely feel that this guy had a grudge against him, and he would never have thought that the other party was pursuing him.

Also, when we shared supper together before, he accidentally ate something very spicy, tears burst out, and he stuck out his tongue looking for water everywhere.

Later, when he was drinking water, this guy suddenly said: "Senior, your expression just now was lecherous | angry."

He couldn't hold back for a while and sprayed the water out.

This guy's brain circuit is indeed different from that of normal people.

Having said that, doesn't he know that he can't say such provocative words when others are drinking water?