What do I need these million fans for?

As an emotional big V with millions of fans, Yue Qing actually didn't have a correct understanding of his traffic.After all, in his opinion, the Internet and real life are two completely different worlds, and the emotional big V on the Internet cannot be confused with him in real life.

However, recently, he felt that the so-called dimensional wall was broken.

Because the previous PUA incident involved students in their school, everyone seems to be paying special attention to this matter.In addition to Wang Jin, the emotional big V who helped report is also the focus of everyone's discussion.

Yue Qing felt that no matter where he went, he could always hear people talking about things related to big Vs.

This feeling is very subtle.

Obviously everyone was discussing things related to him, but he felt as if he was listening to someone else's story.But he can't do that if he treats the "emotional big V" that everyone calls a completely irrelevant person.

His pretentious remarks in Chaohua back then have all become key evidence for everyone to analyze the identity of the big V. Every time he hears him, he feels embarrassing.

When I was a painter in Africa, I had an epic love story with the local aborigines;

When I was supporting education in a poor mountainous area, I fell in love with a girl from the village head's family;

When I was skiing in Siberia, I had an affair with a blonde girl...

As soon as you hear this kind of thing, you know it's made up!What are they analyzing with all their seriousness?

Some people actually figured out that the "emotional big V" is actually just a cover, just for bloggers to hide their alien identities.

There must be a limit to brain supplementation, right?What the hell are aliens!

"It is said that the emotional big V once went to the M78 Nebula in his early years, and he and Ultraman are sworn brothers." Tan Chang said seriously, "He also published a guide called "As a person on Earth, how to find love in the M78 Nebula "..."

"That's just a story! If you think about it with your brain, you know it can't be true!" Yue Qing said helplessly.

Since being named and praised last time, the number of Weibo comments has increased by N times, and people often ask some strange questions.

For example, some time ago, someone asked him what to do if the dog doesn't like his blind date?

He thought he was going on a blind date alone, but when he brought the blind date home, the dog was hostile to the stranger.So his suggestion is to let the dog gradually adapt to the blind date, such as going out for a walk together.

As it turned out, his method worked.

Within a few days, the other party sent a thank you, saying that his dog was successfully pregnant.

The dog... is pregnant? !

It was only then that Yue Qing realized that the "blind date" the other party was talking about was not a person, but another dog.

Although the ending was happy, he always felt a little awkward in his heart.

Shouldn't the dog's emotional problems be found by pet bloggers?Why did you come to him?

He coded the incident and posted it on Weibo. He originally wanted to win everyone's sympathy, but he didn't expect to get a "hahahahahahaha" in exchange.

[Hahahahahaha, why do you think the blogger is a little cute? 】

[Emotional big V's ability to solve problems has surpassed the limitation of species, I admire it! 】

[Dog: Huh?This emotional big V understands it very well! 】

[Actually, I think there is nothing wrong with walking together (funny)]

Since then, everyone seems to have been suddenly opened the door to a new world, and the problem of private messages has become more and more abnormal.

[Big V, what if my wife and I are not in the same dimension? 】

"There are two ways to go: one is to sneak into the production team, and then carry private goods to get yourself into the story; the other is to turn on the computer and create fandoms for Aidan... The former is more difficult, and I personally recommend the first one. There are two options. In the end... I hope you can get happiness (if you like sadomasochism, treat me as if I didn't say this sentence)."

[Big V, I have an ethical question that I would like to ask you about.I married an elderly woman who had a grown daughter and my father fell in love with her daughter...what do we call each other? 】

"Well... From a legal point of view, you should be a marriage between close relatives of blood, and you won't be able to get a marriage certificate. But if this is the case, I suggest you call your names, otherwise there must be many people who want to go out when you go out. Know your stories."

Yue Qing had always been a mysterious vagabond on Weibo before, but under the ravages of netizens, his style of painting gradually became sandy.

More and more netizens made it clear that their New Year's wish is to watch him talk about cross talk live.

What's even more frightening is that Tan Chang and the others also joined in the fun, and were even popularly searched by everyone.

[Big V talk about cross talk! 】

[Cross talk competition is high!Wait for the live broadcast! 】

[Congratulatory message from N Big Crosstalk Club]

Every time he saw these few comments, he seriously suspected that he had lost his horse inadvertently.

But every time he asked around, everyone had an innocent look on their faces, as if they couldn't understand what he was saying at all.

After going back and forth, he was also a little at a loss.

"Tan Chang, why do you want to hear... Emotional V's talking about cross talk?" Yue Qing couldn't help asking.

"Because it will be very interesting!" Tan Chang excitedly said, "Imagine the picture of big V shaking a red wine glass while answering questions from netizens..."

The picture is so beautiful, Yue Qing feels that he is a little unimaginable.

According to Tan Chang, cross talk must wear a coat.

At that time, he will be wearing a coat, holding red wine in his hand, and talking about cross talk...

"By the way, the president asked us two days ago if we want to sign up for next year's college cross talk league." Tan Changdao, "Recently our official account has been doing well, the teacher may really be able to retain the current scale... But the premise We have to win prizes in competitions above the school level."

As the name suggests, the College Crosstalk League is a crosstalk competition jointly organized by many universities.

Originally, this was just an appendage of the "traditional cultural knowledge competition", but as traditional art has gradually returned to the public's view in recent years, major colleges and universities have established related associations one after another, and the cross talk league in colleges and universities has been separated separately.

Although most of the participating colleges and universities are concentrated in North China, from a certain point of view, the gold content is still very high.

What Dai Lin meant was that [-]% of this kind of thing depended on resignation to fate. In order to increase the winning rate, he hoped that everyone would sign up to participate if they had nothing to do.

What if you accidentally get a ranking?

What's more, Tan Chang is the seed player that Dai Lin puts high hopes on!

In the early years, cross talk was even removed from the Xinhua dictionary because the search frequency was too low, and it has only been in recent years that it has recovered. Therefore, many people don't know much about cross talk, and they are just in the stage of enthusiasts.

But Tan Chang has learned cross talk since he was a child, and his starting point is much better than most people. As long as he is willing to participate, it should not be difficult to get a similar ranking.

Tan Chang himself thought so too, but he didn't immediately agree to the other party, but first asked Yue Qing for his opinion.

Talking about cross talk is a matter between two people. If Yue Qing doesn't want to, he can't sign up to do stand-up alone, right?

"Hey... But I'm not very good at cross talk." Yue Qing was a little embarrassed.

Although he had performed on stage once before, it was all the result of special training.

If it were another joke, he would definitely be blinded every minute, and he would have no idea how to continue it.

"It's okay, just go and have fun!" Tan Chang said with a smile, "And isn't there me? If you forget the words, I can remind you quietly."

"How to remind?" Yue Qing asked.

"It's just... make a secret sign. For example, I used to have a senior brother who knocked on the table when he forgot the words. Later, the right-angled table was forced to be rounded by him." Tan Chang said while gesturing, "Can you imagine That picture? Three of the four corners of the table are right angles, and only the corner of the table near him is round."

Although he knew that Tan Chang might be exaggerating, Yue Qing couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Then what?" he asked.

"Then the teacher will definitely ask, why are the corners of this table round? In this case, you must not tell the truth, because the table is a public property, and if it is broken, you will have to pay for it, and it is shameful to always forget the words." Tan Changdao , "But that senior brother has a way. He said in a very high-sounding manner that many children who learn cross talk are young. What if they accidentally knocked on the corner of the table? So they deliberately knocked the corner of the table to make it round."

After a pause, Tan Chang lowered his voice mysteriously and asked, "What do you think that person is doing now?"

"Could it be that he really went to talk about cross talk?" Yue Qing said.

Tan Chang shook his fingers and said with a smile: "He has become a salesman now, and it is said that he is a gold medal salesman there."

"It's not a waste of this ability." Yue Qing said with a smile.

"Yes, we can also agree on a secret code at that time. If you can't remember what to say, tell me with the secret code so that I can help you smooth things over." Tan Chang said, "But it's best not to make things like secret codes too complicated. Oh, good guy... If you suddenly come to a b-box while you're talking, maybe even I will have to forget the words."

"Then what kind of code do you think is better?" Yue Qing inadvertently glanced at the plastic bags on the side of the road, "How about plastic bags?"

What he meant was that adding the word "plastic bag" to the line meant that he accidentally forgot the line and needed the other party's support.

However, Tan Chang's thinking was obviously not on the same wave band as his, and he suddenly lost his mind.

He looked at the plastic bag flying in the wind with a confused expression.

"Plastic bags... the movement is too loud, isn't it?" he said.

In his opinion, dancing in place is as embarrassing as b-boxing.

"In the middle of the cross talk, I forgot the words. Do you have an awkward dance?" Tan Chang said and imitated the appearance of plastic bags flying in the air, and he really caught the charm.

Yue Qing bent over and laughed until he couldn't help himself.

"Is it that funny?" Tan Chang asked.

"Yes." Yue Qing wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "What if you forget the words?"

"Then I'll do a plastic bag dance." Tan Chang said, "Swing in the wind~swing~"

"Have you forgotten the words?" Yue Qing asked again.

"Forget the words? Then bow and step down." Tan Chang said, "I can't afford to lose that person."

"I thought it was going to be two people swinging together." Yue Qing said with a smile.

After the exam week ended, the students who had booked tickets went home one after another, and the campus seemed empty.

It was precisely because of this that Tan Chang and Yue Qing suddenly became possessed by sand sculptures while walking on the road.

Anyway, I can't meet acquaintances anyway, so of course I wander casually.

But thinking that Yue Qing would go home in a few days, Tan Chang couldn't help feeling a little sad.

"Senior, let's date." He said.

Dai Lin swears that he really didn't want to peek at Tan Chang and Yue Qing's date on purpose, it's just that he just happened to pass by after he came out of the teaching building because he had some things to discuss with the teacher because of the absence of the exam last time.

"If we just happened to pass by, why are we squatting here like thieves?" Chen Zhenyu asked.

"Hush... Aren't you curious how the two of them get along in private?" Dai Lin excitedly said.

"Compared to this... You just recovered from a cold not long ago, what if you get sick again?" Chen Zhenyu said, taking off the scarf and wrapping it around him, "Just watch for a while, anyway, how tired of them are you? It's not that I don't know."

"Keep your voice down!" Dai Lin said, "I didn't expect the two of them to be quite shy on weekdays, but they turned out to have this style of painting in private..."

Tan Chang and Yue Qing sat side by side on the bench, their fingers intertwined.

Although there is no verbal communication, there is a pink atmosphere all around.

"That's great..." Dai Lin said with emotion.

"I can do it too." Chen Zhenyu muttered, and took Dai Lin's hand, but was pushed away by the other party with a look of disgust.

"Don't touch me, who knows if you washed your hands after going to the toilet just now." Dai Lin said.

"Do you look like the kind of person who doesn't wash his hands?" Chen Zhenyu put on a hurt expression.

"Like." Dai Lin nodded firmly.

On the other hand, although Tan Chang was not dating Yue Qing for the first time, he was still so nervous that his heart was pounding.

He hesitated for a while, and then said, "That...senior, you said before that if I have any ideas, I can directly mention them, right?"

"En." Yue Qing nodded.

"A-Actually, I have a small idea right now." Tan Chang felt his cheeks burning hot, "It can't be said that it is only now, but it has always been there, but it is only at this time that I have the courage to bring it up."

"What do you think?" Yue Qing asked.

Upon hearing this, Dai Lin and Chen Zhenyu subconsciously held their breath and pricked up their ears, for fear of missing any crucial information.

"Can I not call you senior in the future?" Tan Chang asked.

Although he has been called "Senior" for a semester, other than him, other people will also call Yue Qing "Senior".

This made him feel very uncomfortable.

Everyone has the same title, how can it highlight the unusual relationship between him and the senior?

He couldn't help thinking of Chen Zhenyu, the vice president.The other party originally called everyone "Comrade XX", but after reconciling with the president this time, he gave the president a lot of cute nicknames in order to distinguish them.

For example, "Xiao Linlin", "Dai Lin Baby", "Xiao Linzi"... Although the president often pretends not to hear because of shyness, it can be seen from the other party's expression that the intimate address can really make the relationship closer.

He also wanted to have a more intimate title with the senior.Otherwise, every time he would call the other party "Senior", and the other party would call him "Tan Chang", as if the two of them were not very familiar with each other.

The author has something to say:

Call for nicknames o (*￣▽￣*) o How do you want Yue Qing and Tan Chang to call each other?