What do I need these million fans for?

"Senior, wake up..."

Yue Qing opened his eyes in a daze, and found that they had arrived at the hot spring resort.

He leaned on Tan Chang's shoulder just now, and actually fell asleep.

"Is Yue Qing okay?" He heard Dai Lin ask.

"I'm fine." He yawned and reached for his luggage, but Tan Chang preempted him.

"Senior, let me get it for you." Tan Chang said.

"Look at his partner, and then look at you." Dai Lin glanced at Chen Zhenyu, his face full of disgust.

"He's a newlywed, we're all old couples now." Chen Zhenyu smiled, "And didn't you just tell me to stay away, so as not to cause trouble for you?"

"I told you not to cause trouble, but I didn't say I couldn't help! Can't you save people some trouble?"

Dai Lin raised his hand, but before doing anything, Chen Zhenyu stepped aside.

"Did I hit you? What are you hiding from?" he asked.

"Conditional reflex." Chen Zhenyu said, "It's said that people's jokes are all verbal attacks, why do you practice martial arts here?"

"It was all forced by you!" Dai Lin said.

A group of people played around and quickly found a place where they would live tonight.

It was a detached villa, and there was even a rather spectacular swimming pool in the yard.

But because of the colder weather, there was no water in the pool.

"Oh my god! How much does this cost!" Tan Chang couldn't help but be speechless, "President, you don't think you'll spend all the funds in one go, right?"

"It's not expensive, as long as everyone has fun." Dai Lin said.

He wanted to pretend to be aggressive in silence, but Chen Zhenyu immediately exposed him.

"It's the off-season now, and with various discounts, the average number of people per person is less than 200." Chen Zhenyu said, "A while ago, Dai Lin almost used all his mathematical talents to calculate this discount. It's almost gone."

"Shut up! As a fan, don't you think you talk too much?" Dai Lin said through gritted teeth.

"Comrade Dai Lin, I'm complimenting you." Chen Zhenyu spread his hands, with an innocent expression on his face, "If you don't like me to praise you for being thrifty, I can also say that you spend a lot of money without conscience I didn't read the discount information, anyway, being rich is self-willed..."

Dai Lin covered Chen Zhenyu's mouth with his hand.

Whenever this time, he wished that the other party was dumb.

"Look, the president and vice president are showing affection again." Yue Qing laughed.

"Are you sure?" Tan Chang scratched his head, no matter how he looked at it, the two seemed to be arguing.

"You don't understand this, do you? As the saying goes, beating is love." Yue Qing said, "They are Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai. One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer."

"Then senior, you can scold me or hit me a few times." Tan Chang said, "Otherwise, I always feel uneasy."

Is this guy taking the initiative to scold?

Yue Qing looked him up and down in surprise, and said, "Are you serious?"

Tan Chang nodded solemnly.

Dai Lin opened the door of the villa according to the instructions, and when he turned around, he saw Yue Qing and Tan Chang were still standing there, and asked, "What are you two talking about? Are you going to come in and have a look?"

"Tan Chang said he wanted me to scold him." Yue Qing said.

Dai Lin blinked his eyes when he heard this, his face was full of disbelief.

"Are there still people taking the initiative to scold you these days? Tan Chang, did you do something to offend Yue Qing?" he asked.

Tan Chang waved his hands again and again, and said, "No, I just think... since we say 'beating is kissing and scolding is love', doesn't the senior scolding me show that we love each other?"

Dai Lin was immediately amused by his words, and said: "Okay, I will meet your request. If you yearn for this feeling of 'being in love with each other', I can give you enough experience today."

There is a basic skill in cross talk called "poukou", which refers to imitating the dialects of various places.

Dai Lin is an expert at speaking, according to incomplete statistics, he has mastered at least ten dialects.

In this way, he changed his dialect when he scolded Tan Chang, forcibly relying on his own strength to scold all over the world.

Yue Qing couldn't help applauding from the side.

"You are more ruthless than scolding people. Are you so happy to see him being scolded? What kind of enmity is this..." Dai Lin couldn't help complaining.

"That's no one's fault, it's him who is looking for scolding." Yue Qing laughed, "I just didn't expect you to practice so well in 'pouring'."

"Tsk, no matter how you say it, it can be regarded as a child's skill. 'Speaking, learning and singing' doesn't mean being proficient in everything, and it can't be simple in everything." Dai Lin said.

The speaker had no intention of the listener, and Yue Qing felt that he had been hit by [-] critical points.

He really is the best one in the cross talk club...

"Senior, I will pour my mouth too..."

Before Tan Chang could finish his words, he received Yue Qing's sharp eye.

"It's something to show off..."

Tan Chang got his wish, and was scolded by Yue Qing in Tianjin dialect.

I have to say that the Tianjin dialect is indeed very effective in cross talk, and everyone came to watch when they heard the commotion.

"Why did you suddenly start arguing?" Chen Zhenyu asked.

"What do you know? This is called mutual love!" Dai Lin laughed, "Look how happy Tan Chang was when he was scolded."

This is true. Although Tan Chang was the one being scolded, he always had a happy expression on his face.

Is this guy a shaker?

Yue Qing doesn't know how to swear, he just repeats a few words over and over again, and after saying it a few times, he himself feels a little bored.

"Do you have any other tricks?" Yue Qing asked.

All of a sudden, everyone became interested and sat in the hall to discuss it.

"I can swear in English!"

"Everyone can speak English, this is not a new trick."

"I speak German!"

"You can have this! Tell everyone a few words."

"#$%^&."

They were obviously being scolded, but everyone had expressions of great interest.

"What do you mean?" Everyone asked eagerly.

"Everyone here is vulgar and rude."

Everyone was silent for a while when they heard the words, and someone said: "Although it is a curse word, it is very weak after translation."

"Yeah, no attack power at all."

The German-speaking classmate felt aggrieved and muttered, "But that's what the original words meant."

"Is there anything else?"

"I chose German not to learn to swear, how could I know so many swear words!"

"You can't win a quarrel with a foreigner. You really have learned for nothing." The classmate's partner complained.

"You can you up, no can no beep." The student who can speak German rolled his eyes.

"What's so difficult about it? I don't know anything about it. I know how people from all over the world swear. Japan says 'Baga', France says 'Peter', America says 'Bichi', and South Korea says 'Ashiba'..." Said At this point, the classmate stopped suddenly, probably thinking of so much for a while.

"Russian is 'one place to get a household already'." A classmate wearing glasses added.

"It seems that everyone is usually a drama chaser." Chen Zhenyu laughed, "My good guy, our cross talk club is really a big family that loves each other. Comrade Tan Chang said that he wanted to be scolded, but we just went abroad from all corners of the country. ..."

"What's the matter? You, a liberal arts student, can't sit still and want to live for about 5000 years?" Dai Lin asked him with a sidelong glance.

"I didn't take you to play like this. A good hot spring trip has suddenly turned into an academic test." Chen Zhenyu said with a bitter face, "It seems that I will not study well in the future, so I dare not participate in the activities held by the cross talk club. "

"That's because you are not good at learning, don't bring others along." Dai Lin said.

The farce of Tan Chang seeking and scolding came to an end here, and everyone went back to their rooms to pack their luggage, planning to take a break before going to the hot spring.

The room of Tan Chang and Yue Qing is on the second floor. It is said that it is the room with the best view in the whole villa. When you open the curtains, you can see the mountains in the distance, and the pavilions and water pavilions. There is a lovely balcony on the balcony. small swing.

"Senior, do you think this swing is real? Will it collapse as soon as you sit on it!" Tan Chang asked.

"I can't tell, but you actually have a girlish heart." Yue Qing said with a smile, "True knowledge comes from practice, sit on it and try."

That kind of swing is in the shape of a chair, and it sinks slightly when sitting on it, which startled Tan Chang, waving his hands and feet in the air helplessly, like a tortoise turned upside down.

Seeing this, Yue Qing covered his stomach and laughed until tears came out.

"Smile today, GET!" Tan Chang said.

"What's your smile today?" Yue Qing asked.

"I managed to make you laugh today! If you didn't check in on your smile, I always feel that something is missing, and my heart is empty." Tan Chang lay dangling on the swing, and couldn't help yawning, "Otherwise I'll sleep here tonight."

"Do you want to sleep outside in this weather? Are you crazy!" Yue Qing said, "The bed in the room is so big that it's not enough for you to sleep in?"

"But there's only one bed..." Tan Chang muttered in a low voice, his ears turning red.

It's so exciting to sleep in the same bed with the person you like after taking a bath!

"What are you afraid of? I won't attack you in the middle of the night." Yue Qing pouted, "And the bed is so big, isn't it just right for us to play board games together?"

Tan Chang raised his head abruptly and blinked blankly.

How does the senior know about board games?

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Tan Chang's diary:

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!We are going to sleep together at night, and I feel so excited just thinking about it!By the way, why did the senior suddenly mention board games?Does he like this kind of thing?Fortunately, I brought backgammon, go, checkers, military chess, Reversi...

Yue Qing's Diary:

It's time to bring out the legendary winning underwear (wrong)