After teasing you, you will be mine [Entertainment]
Chapter 22 Small Vinegar Bun
"Looking forward to you big-headed ghost." Song Li picked up the koi and walked out of the bedroom with a slightly red face.
When Hou Shiye sent Song Li to the recording venue of the fifth episode of "Really Show", he didn't talk to Song Li except for necessary conversations, which was very different from usual.
Song Li thought that he was still having this incident of being angry at him for no reason, so he hurriedly moved to his side, tugged at his sleeves, and said flatteringly: "Master, Master, 'Master' can hold a boat in his belly, Forgive me this time. I threw fire on you and turned off the phone, causing you to worry, it was Xiaoli's fault."
Hou Shiye looked at him with unspeakable eyes, was silent for a while, and slowly said: "I didn't do well this time, so you don't have to say sorry to me. Besides, saying 'sorry' among friends See you outside."
Hearing this, Song Li smiled brightly at Hou Shiye, showing his signature little tiger teeth.
The popularity of "It's Really a Show" is rising steadily, so the show's tricks emerge in endlessly.
The host did not wear the blindfold with the "funny" pattern this time. It turns out that he is also a very handsome little brother.Liao Jiaan asked him why he took off the blindfold.
"Because the total network broadcast volume of our first four episodes exceeded 4 million, this is a benefit for the audience from the program group." The host explained.
"Cut. What kind of welfare is this?" Liao Jia'an threw a stalk, "If I ask you, the 'Koi' CP should at least have a kiss in front of the camera, otherwise the 'Straight Daughter' CP is also fine."
"Your own 'family' CP will come first, let's play the forward, and we will be the rear. Song Li, right?" Wei Chuyang gave Song Li a look.
"Family" CP is the CP name of Liao Jiaan and Xie Tingshu. Liao Jiaan considers himself a straight man who will never turn a corner, but he understands this very well, so he often pulls Xie Tingshu to "secretly poke" in program [-]-[-]. sugar.But Xie Tingshu didn't know anything about it, he asked with a puzzled look: "What do you mean by family CP?"
"Kiss, kiss, this episode has exceeded 2 million broadcasts, and we will kiss." Liao Jiaan did not hesitate.
Xie Tingshu still looked confused: "Who do you want to kiss?"
A group of people laughed and said nothing, Song Li gave Wei Chuyang two thumbs up, thinking in his heart: Sure enough, he is a good brother, and he was very reliable and unanimous in the critical moment.Although they often stab each other internally, um, let’s not mention it.
The host continued to preside over the program flow: "Welcome everyone to participate in the recording of the fifth episode of "It's Really a Show" broadcast by vo mobile phone. Make money through the first two links, and use the money to decorate the proposal scene in the third link to help boys propose to their loved ones.”
"Wow, what a wave of dog food." Wei Chuyang applauded.
Liao Jiajian pretended to be angry and said: "It's almost the end of the year, is the show crew paid off by our parents to urge the marriage?"
The host read the prompt board unmoved: "In the first session, each group of guests will go to each baby's home to take care of the baby for an afternoon, and then the program group will reward you with 5 yuan per group .”
"Wow, the program group is really different. It was 5 yuan as soon as it was sold. The last time it was 7 yuan, let the two of us spend two days." Liao Jiaan complained.
Song Li and Yu Chengjin went to the home of a one-year-old boy named "Little Pudding". His mother carefully told Song Li and the others the things to pay attention to when taking care of the baby. On paper, in case they forget.Then he bid farewell to his baby and went out.
Little Pudding started crying when he saw that his mother was gone.Yu Chengjin didn't know how to take care of the child, so he could only watch Song Li coaxing Pudding.Song Li patted his back lightly while singing nursery rhymes to him.
"You can tease him with that toy." Song Li pointed to a small toy on the sofa, and Little Pudding gradually stopped crying under Song Li's comfort.
Yu Chengjin followed his advice and played with Pudding with a toy. He glanced at Song Li and said in a little surprise, "I didn't expect you to be good at taking care of children."
"My mother is a doctor, so she is busy with work. When I was young, she would sometimes put me at the neighbor's house. There is a child of this age in the neighbor's house, and I always play with him." Song Li looked loving Looking at the little pudding in his arms with satisfaction, he seemed to like children very much.
"Oh, your hands are dirty, little pudding be good, you can't eat your hands." Song Li stopped the little pudding who tried to eat his fingers as candy.
Yu Chengjin looked at Song Li, smiled slightly, and secretly sighed that his vision was really good.
Song Li took good care of Pudding, making milk powder, changing diapers, telling stories, etc. in an orderly manner.
Little Pudding sat obediently in Song Li's arms, and Song Li was telling him the story of "Sleeping Beauty" in rhythmic tones.
"He is so young, can he understand?" Yu Chengjin couldn't help asking while sitting on the side.
"This is an early childhood education. Little Pudding, is the story I'm telling you nice?" Song Li gently pinched Little Pudding's soft face.
Little Pudding said "babbling" very cooperatively.
"You are full of talent, and your eyes are magical..." Song Liteng couldn't answer the phone, so he asked Yu Chengjin to answer the phone on the coffee table.
After Yu Chengjin said a few words, he told Song Li, "It's Wei Chuyang who called. He doesn't know how many spoonfuls of milk powder should be put in a bottle. I'm afraid that if he puts it in the wrong way, the baby will spoil his stomach."
"According to the volume of the baby bottle, a spoonful of milk powder is 30ml of water, let him use his own elementary school to calculate." Song Li replied with a smile, and the little pudding saw Song Li's exposed little tiger teeth and reached out to touch them.
Song Li suddenly felt something was wrong, and motioned Yu Chengjin to turn on the mobile phone to ask questions: "No, Wei Chuyang, you don't know how to Baidu by yourself? What do you mean by asking me, do I seem to know it well?"
"That's right, I was so anxious that I forgot Du Niang's existence." Wei Chuyang suddenly realized, and then said distressedly, "The baby has been crying, and Cheng Han and I can't coax him well, I wonder if he is hungry. "
"Is it time for him to change his diaper?" Song Li reminded helplessly.
Wei Chuyang felt that what Song Li said was reasonable: "Wait, let me see."
"Oh, it's true! My god, Xiao Li, I'll hang up first, this, this is a big project!" Wei Chuyang hung up the phone in a hurry without waiting for Song Li to answer.
Song Li rubbed Little Pudding's face happily, then turned to the next page of the storybook, and said softly, "Do you want to hear another story, Little Pudding?"
Little Pudding happily waved his little hands.
"Okay, let me tell you. Little Pudding will definitely be a top student when he grows up." Song Li smiled with crooked eyebrows.
Yu Chengjin, who sat silently by the side, felt that he was completely ignored by Song Li now...
The afternoon passed quickly, and Little Pudding's mother came back. She took the baby from Song Li's arms and thanked them.
Song Li reluctantly held Little Pudding's fleshy little hand, and Little Pudding was also holding his fingers tightly, not wanting to let him go.When Song Li and Yu Chengjin left, Little Pudding kept looking at Song Li and kept crying.
Song Li went outside and sighed, feeling very uncomfortable.
"You didn't pay much attention to me this afternoon." Yu Chengjin said in a low voice that only those around him could hear clearly.
Song Li couldn't help laughing: "Why do you even eat children's jealousy?" Then he rolled his eyes and asked softly: "Do you know what you look like now?"
Yu Chengjin looked at Song Li and shook his head.
"Like a small vinegar bag." Song Li pressed it against Yu Chengjin's ear and whispered softly.
In the evening, the recording of the second session of the fifth episode of "It's Really a Show" was carried out.
After Wei Chuyang saw Song Li, he put his arms around Song Li's shoulders, thanked him for his generous rescue this afternoon, and couldn't help complaining to him: "A woman's motherhood is so, so amazing. This afternoon, I feel that Cheng Han's whole body is exuding the radiance of motherhood, the love on his face, tsk tsk."
Song Li raised his eyebrows, and retorted: "Children are really cute, not only girls like them, but I like them too."
Standing beside Song Li, Yu Chengjin looked at Wei Chuyang warily, planning to stop him if he made further intimate moves towards Song Li.
"I also jokingly asked if she wanted to have more children after she got married. She actually nodded. I thought Cheng Han, who is called a 'goddess', would care about her career or figure, but unexpectedly Unexpectedly. Maybe this is maternal love." When Wei Chuyang spoke, there was a bit of respect in his expression.
The recording of the show started, and the host pointed to the staff and said, "Thank you, all guests, for taking good care of the babies in the afternoon. This is your reward, and there is 500 yuan in the red envelope." Everyone in each group received the staff's distribution. red envelopes.
The host announced the content of the next session: "In the second session, each group will get 30 roses, which must be sold at a price of 30 yuan per plant, and the money obtained from the sale can be used to pay for planning the proposal. After this session, you can discuss the proposal proposal with your partner at night. In the third session tomorrow morning, we will arrange the venue for the proposal."
"I was wrong, I shouldn't think that the program group has changed." Liao Jiaan complained dumbfoundingly, "The purchase price of roses is only a few yuan per plant, the program group must increase several times, and sell 30 yuan per plant. Program The group is not only poor and ruthless, but also black."
"Liao Jia'an, yellow card warning, don't say that about the program team, this is a necessary measure to increase the difficulty of your task." The voice of the executive director entered the frame.
Liao Jiaan stuck out her tongue, and made a silent gesture of killing herself.
Wei Chuyang raised his hand, and then asked seriously: "Can I not sell these roses and save them for the next day when I arrange the proposal scene?"
"Wonderful." Song Li applauded Wei Chuyang's idea in his heart, and said to him in a low voice, "Stand here and don't move, I'll buy you an orange."
"Wei Chuyang, red card warning, maliciously molesting the program group." The executive director's voice entered the frame again.
When Hou Shiye sent Song Li to the recording venue of the fifth episode of "Really Show", he didn't talk to Song Li except for necessary conversations, which was very different from usual.
Song Li thought that he was still having this incident of being angry at him for no reason, so he hurriedly moved to his side, tugged at his sleeves, and said flatteringly: "Master, Master, 'Master' can hold a boat in his belly, Forgive me this time. I threw fire on you and turned off the phone, causing you to worry, it was Xiaoli's fault."
Hou Shiye looked at him with unspeakable eyes, was silent for a while, and slowly said: "I didn't do well this time, so you don't have to say sorry to me. Besides, saying 'sorry' among friends See you outside."
Hearing this, Song Li smiled brightly at Hou Shiye, showing his signature little tiger teeth.
The popularity of "It's Really a Show" is rising steadily, so the show's tricks emerge in endlessly.
The host did not wear the blindfold with the "funny" pattern this time. It turns out that he is also a very handsome little brother.Liao Jiaan asked him why he took off the blindfold.
"Because the total network broadcast volume of our first four episodes exceeded 4 million, this is a benefit for the audience from the program group." The host explained.
"Cut. What kind of welfare is this?" Liao Jia'an threw a stalk, "If I ask you, the 'Koi' CP should at least have a kiss in front of the camera, otherwise the 'Straight Daughter' CP is also fine."
"Your own 'family' CP will come first, let's play the forward, and we will be the rear. Song Li, right?" Wei Chuyang gave Song Li a look.
"Family" CP is the CP name of Liao Jiaan and Xie Tingshu. Liao Jiaan considers himself a straight man who will never turn a corner, but he understands this very well, so he often pulls Xie Tingshu to "secretly poke" in program [-]-[-]. sugar.But Xie Tingshu didn't know anything about it, he asked with a puzzled look: "What do you mean by family CP?"
"Kiss, kiss, this episode has exceeded 2 million broadcasts, and we will kiss." Liao Jiaan did not hesitate.
Xie Tingshu still looked confused: "Who do you want to kiss?"
A group of people laughed and said nothing, Song Li gave Wei Chuyang two thumbs up, thinking in his heart: Sure enough, he is a good brother, and he was very reliable and unanimous in the critical moment.Although they often stab each other internally, um, let’s not mention it.
The host continued to preside over the program flow: "Welcome everyone to participate in the recording of the fifth episode of "It's Really a Show" broadcast by vo mobile phone. Make money through the first two links, and use the money to decorate the proposal scene in the third link to help boys propose to their loved ones.”
"Wow, what a wave of dog food." Wei Chuyang applauded.
Liao Jiajian pretended to be angry and said: "It's almost the end of the year, is the show crew paid off by our parents to urge the marriage?"
The host read the prompt board unmoved: "In the first session, each group of guests will go to each baby's home to take care of the baby for an afternoon, and then the program group will reward you with 5 yuan per group .”
"Wow, the program group is really different. It was 5 yuan as soon as it was sold. The last time it was 7 yuan, let the two of us spend two days." Liao Jiaan complained.
Song Li and Yu Chengjin went to the home of a one-year-old boy named "Little Pudding". His mother carefully told Song Li and the others the things to pay attention to when taking care of the baby. On paper, in case they forget.Then he bid farewell to his baby and went out.
Little Pudding started crying when he saw that his mother was gone.Yu Chengjin didn't know how to take care of the child, so he could only watch Song Li coaxing Pudding.Song Li patted his back lightly while singing nursery rhymes to him.
"You can tease him with that toy." Song Li pointed to a small toy on the sofa, and Little Pudding gradually stopped crying under Song Li's comfort.
Yu Chengjin followed his advice and played with Pudding with a toy. He glanced at Song Li and said in a little surprise, "I didn't expect you to be good at taking care of children."
"My mother is a doctor, so she is busy with work. When I was young, she would sometimes put me at the neighbor's house. There is a child of this age in the neighbor's house, and I always play with him." Song Li looked loving Looking at the little pudding in his arms with satisfaction, he seemed to like children very much.
"Oh, your hands are dirty, little pudding be good, you can't eat your hands." Song Li stopped the little pudding who tried to eat his fingers as candy.
Yu Chengjin looked at Song Li, smiled slightly, and secretly sighed that his vision was really good.
Song Li took good care of Pudding, making milk powder, changing diapers, telling stories, etc. in an orderly manner.
Little Pudding sat obediently in Song Li's arms, and Song Li was telling him the story of "Sleeping Beauty" in rhythmic tones.
"He is so young, can he understand?" Yu Chengjin couldn't help asking while sitting on the side.
"This is an early childhood education. Little Pudding, is the story I'm telling you nice?" Song Li gently pinched Little Pudding's soft face.
Little Pudding said "babbling" very cooperatively.
"You are full of talent, and your eyes are magical..." Song Liteng couldn't answer the phone, so he asked Yu Chengjin to answer the phone on the coffee table.
After Yu Chengjin said a few words, he told Song Li, "It's Wei Chuyang who called. He doesn't know how many spoonfuls of milk powder should be put in a bottle. I'm afraid that if he puts it in the wrong way, the baby will spoil his stomach."
"According to the volume of the baby bottle, a spoonful of milk powder is 30ml of water, let him use his own elementary school to calculate." Song Li replied with a smile, and the little pudding saw Song Li's exposed little tiger teeth and reached out to touch them.
Song Li suddenly felt something was wrong, and motioned Yu Chengjin to turn on the mobile phone to ask questions: "No, Wei Chuyang, you don't know how to Baidu by yourself? What do you mean by asking me, do I seem to know it well?"
"That's right, I was so anxious that I forgot Du Niang's existence." Wei Chuyang suddenly realized, and then said distressedly, "The baby has been crying, and Cheng Han and I can't coax him well, I wonder if he is hungry. "
"Is it time for him to change his diaper?" Song Li reminded helplessly.
Wei Chuyang felt that what Song Li said was reasonable: "Wait, let me see."
"Oh, it's true! My god, Xiao Li, I'll hang up first, this, this is a big project!" Wei Chuyang hung up the phone in a hurry without waiting for Song Li to answer.
Song Li rubbed Little Pudding's face happily, then turned to the next page of the storybook, and said softly, "Do you want to hear another story, Little Pudding?"
Little Pudding happily waved his little hands.
"Okay, let me tell you. Little Pudding will definitely be a top student when he grows up." Song Li smiled with crooked eyebrows.
Yu Chengjin, who sat silently by the side, felt that he was completely ignored by Song Li now...
The afternoon passed quickly, and Little Pudding's mother came back. She took the baby from Song Li's arms and thanked them.
Song Li reluctantly held Little Pudding's fleshy little hand, and Little Pudding was also holding his fingers tightly, not wanting to let him go.When Song Li and Yu Chengjin left, Little Pudding kept looking at Song Li and kept crying.
Song Li went outside and sighed, feeling very uncomfortable.
"You didn't pay much attention to me this afternoon." Yu Chengjin said in a low voice that only those around him could hear clearly.
Song Li couldn't help laughing: "Why do you even eat children's jealousy?" Then he rolled his eyes and asked softly: "Do you know what you look like now?"
Yu Chengjin looked at Song Li and shook his head.
"Like a small vinegar bag." Song Li pressed it against Yu Chengjin's ear and whispered softly.
In the evening, the recording of the second session of the fifth episode of "It's Really a Show" was carried out.
After Wei Chuyang saw Song Li, he put his arms around Song Li's shoulders, thanked him for his generous rescue this afternoon, and couldn't help complaining to him: "A woman's motherhood is so, so amazing. This afternoon, I feel that Cheng Han's whole body is exuding the radiance of motherhood, the love on his face, tsk tsk."
Song Li raised his eyebrows, and retorted: "Children are really cute, not only girls like them, but I like them too."
Standing beside Song Li, Yu Chengjin looked at Wei Chuyang warily, planning to stop him if he made further intimate moves towards Song Li.
"I also jokingly asked if she wanted to have more children after she got married. She actually nodded. I thought Cheng Han, who is called a 'goddess', would care about her career or figure, but unexpectedly Unexpectedly. Maybe this is maternal love." When Wei Chuyang spoke, there was a bit of respect in his expression.
The recording of the show started, and the host pointed to the staff and said, "Thank you, all guests, for taking good care of the babies in the afternoon. This is your reward, and there is 500 yuan in the red envelope." Everyone in each group received the staff's distribution. red envelopes.
The host announced the content of the next session: "In the second session, each group will get 30 roses, which must be sold at a price of 30 yuan per plant, and the money obtained from the sale can be used to pay for planning the proposal. After this session, you can discuss the proposal proposal with your partner at night. In the third session tomorrow morning, we will arrange the venue for the proposal."
"I was wrong, I shouldn't think that the program group has changed." Liao Jiaan complained dumbfoundingly, "The purchase price of roses is only a few yuan per plant, the program group must increase several times, and sell 30 yuan per plant. Program The group is not only poor and ruthless, but also black."
"Liao Jia'an, yellow card warning, don't say that about the program team, this is a necessary measure to increase the difficulty of your task." The voice of the executive director entered the frame.
Liao Jiaan stuck out her tongue, and made a silent gesture of killing herself.
Wei Chuyang raised his hand, and then asked seriously: "Can I not sell these roses and save them for the next day when I arrange the proposal scene?"
"Wonderful." Song Li applauded Wei Chuyang's idea in his heart, and said to him in a low voice, "Stand here and don't move, I'll buy you an orange."
"Wei Chuyang, red card warning, maliciously molesting the program group." The executive director's voice entered the frame again.
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