After teasing you, you will be mine [Entertainment]

After the group is divided, the members of each group stand together according to the serial number.The result of random distribution without scripts is chaos.There are eight people, five men and three women. In addition to the common pair of men and women, there are also two pairs of boys and boys and one pair of girls and girls.

Standing beside Yu Chengjin, Song Li was a little nervous, and a little bit—a little deer bumping around.Yes, the deer bumped around.Song Li had always had no desire for the opposite sex when he was a child. He thought he was a good material to become a monk. It was not until he watched a TV series starring the star Fang Ruofan in high school that his heart fluttered. Then he realized that he was a male and I like men.

The man who hosted the program was wearing a blindfold with a "funny" pattern, and was supported by someone to the middle, ready to explain the next link.

"Little funny, why do you wear blindfolds?" A male artist named "Liao Jia'an" in another boy-boy group asked.

"Too handsome for fear of stealing your limelight, so I can't show my whole face." Little Funny replied solemnly.

"Then why don't you wear a mask?" Liao Jiaan smiled with crooked eyebrows.

Song Li listened silently, and sighed in his heart: "Sure enough, he is a person who relies on variety show Xiaohong, and he is very good at throwing stalks and catching stalks."

Liao Jiaan's partner "Xie Tingshu" gave Liao Jiaan a disgusted look, and said helplessly, "Are you stupid, then he won't be able to host."

Xiao Huan took advantage of the situation and said: "Yes, yes, you will host it for me?"

"Okay, give me the microphone. I'm just about to cross over." Liao Jia'an is like a fish in water in reality shows. Compared with other artists, he is not timid, as if this is his home field.

Little Funny cleared his throat: "If we continue talking with you, the director will deduct my salary. First of all, welcome everyone to participate in "It's Really a Show" broadcast by vo mobile phone. I am the host of the show, Little Funny. The theme of this episode is 'The prince turns into a frog, the princess turns into a maid'. You are the real prince and princess but have been replaced by fake people. Your task is to go back to the castle to expose this lie and regain your own identity. In one link, you need to earn 5 yuan in one afternoon to get a ticket to the castle, and the last group who earn 5 yuan or fail to complete the goal will be severely punished. Start now!"

Just as Little Funny finished speaking, while the others were still at a loss about the mission, Liao Jiaan had already trotted to help Little Funny who was about to exit, and sent him safely out of the camera.

After announcing the mission, each group dispersed and went to find their own sources of income.

Song Li and Yu Chengjin walked side by side on the street, followed by the cameraman and other staff.Yu Chengjin was half a head taller than Song Li, and Song Li secretly planned in his heart: "The next time you come to participate in this show, you must put on several layers of heightening pads."

"That...Yu Chengjin, do you have any ideas?" Song Li decided to take the initiative and broke the silence first.

Yu Chengjin's eyes were still full of silence, without any emotional ups and downs, he shook his head.

"How about, let's go to the shopping mall to pretend to be dolls." Song Li suggested.

"Puppet?" Yu Chengjin didn't seem to understand what he was talking about.

Song Li nodded, and seeing Yu Chengjin confused, he patiently explained: "Just put on a doll suit, play with the children in the children's area or attract guests at the door." Song Li did this part-time job in high school and college, although it was tiring A little bit, but the income is still good.

"However, the money two people earn in one afternoon is not as much as 5. You can take on another job of distributing leaflets, and do both..." Song Li pondered.

Suddenly, Yu Chengjin stopped at the door of a guitar shop, and asked thoughtfully, "Can you sing?"

"Yes." Song Li looked at Yu Chengjin suspiciously.

"Does it sound good?" Yu Chengjin grasped the key point concisely.

"I studied vocal music in college, what do you think?" Song Li frowned slightly, which was simply questioning the inadequacy of a person who came from a major.

Hearing this, Yu Chengjin nodded reassuringly, pushed open the door of the guitar shop, and walked in on his own.

"Eh? What are you going to do?" Song Li quickly followed in, reminding hastily, "It's for you to earn 5, not for you to spend 5!"

Yu Chengjin turned around and smiled at Song Li, and said a little mysteriously: "Why don't you have an unplugged performance on the street."

The moment Yu Chengjin walked into the guitar shop, the eyes of the female shopkeeper in the room lit up, and she greeted her in disbelief. Yu Chengjin?"

"Yes, it's me." Yu Chengjin smiled politely and replied in a very flat tone.

"Ahhh!! I saw Jinbao in person! My God! It's like a dream!" She screamed excitedly, her face turned slightly red due to the violent ups and downs of emotions.

Song Li felt that she was going to spin in circles with excitement, wait a minute, Jinbao?precious?Song Li felt a little ashamed, how did these girls call out such cute names to such a restrained face.Then he recalled the nickname given to him by his fans' "gifts" - "Goubuli", yes, it's the pro fans who shout the most, not black fans, not skinny fans.Maybe this is fans with idols, Song Li and fans often "black" each other, but they are also close.

"I want to ask, can I borrow a guitar to use? I am participating in a reality show, and the show needs it. I will return the guitar to you in the evening and give you 1 rent." When Yu Chengjin spoke All the while watching the hostess politely.

"Of course! You don't need any rent, you can just use it! Well, if you don't mind, can you use the guitar I have been using all the time? Then when I practice guitar in the future, I feel like you It's like I'm playing in an ensemble together..." The female shop owner blushed slightly, a little shy.

After hearing her words, Yu Chengjin thought for a while, nodded slightly, and said, "No need to act like, I can play a piece of music with you this time. Thank you for your love of me."

Song Li, whose presence was reduced to 0 behind him, widened his eyes in disbelief, and gave him a hundred, no, a thousand praises in his heart, Song Li sighed in his heart: "Wonderful, wonderful, even though the face It's a face of abstinence, but it's unambiguous when it's teased. No wonder there are so many diehard fans, the contrast is cute, this is, it hurts fans too much."

After playing a piece of music with the idol, the female store owner's eyes turned red with excitement.After Song Li took Yu Chengjin to thank him, he quickly dragged him out of the guitar shop.

"What's the matter, walking in such a hurry?" Yu Chengjin held the guitar in one hand, and was pulled by Song Li with the other hand, a little confused, but still walked quickly with him obediently.

"Boss Yu, our time is running out." Then Song Li stopped, put his feet on his feet, approached Yu Chengjin and said plausibly: "Didn't you see that she was about to cry? When she cries, you You have to comfort her. A girl won't be able to stop crying for a while." He was absolutely not upset, absolutely not, and it wasn't because of this.

"Oh." Yu Chengjin looked at Song Li, and suddenly smiled after a few seconds.

Song Li faced the camera and said mysteriously: "I want to know what I said, did you make Mr. Yu laugh?"

The camera brother knew how to move the camera up and down a few times, nodding his head.

"I won't tell you." Song Li smiled arrogantly, and the two exposed canine teeth looked very energetic and cute.

As soon as the two of them arrived at the crowded square, they were surrounded by fans. Song Li heard the name "Yu Chengjin" all over his ears.

"Hello, Jinse." Yu Chengjin greeted them gently, and then said slowly, "It's like this, I participated in a reality show, and there was a link in which Song Li and I needed to earn money in one afternoon. 5 yuan. So me and him are going to do a street show, an unplugged street show. If you like it, I hope you can..."

"You can make a fortune!" Song Li said appropriately when Yu Chengjin was pondering over his words.

The fans cheered and applauded unanimously.

"Which song do you want to play?" Song Li asked Yu Chengjin thoughtfully.

"It's up to you to decide. I'm [-]% sure that I can play all the songs you sing." Yu Chengjin said lightly, obviously this sentence is a bit disgusting to show off in other people's mouths, but in his mouth it is so cloudy The wind is light, which makes people not disgusted at all.

Song Li smiled slightly after thinking for a while, and said softly: "Then "Sakura Sakura Wants to See You", you play it for Jinseers, and I sing it for gifts."

"Okay." Yu Chengjin touched the strings with his slender, fair fingers, and plucked lightly with his fingertips. The melodious sound of the piano sounded quietly this afternoon accompanied by the singing voice with a youthful voice.

Song Li didn't dye his hair, it was cute black, his eyes were clear, the sun reflected in his eyes, as if falling into the morning light, twinkling.When he sang, his beautiful thin lips opened and closed, and his small canine teeth were partly visible, so clean that it made one's heart beat.

"This should be ni this should be によかった..." After singing a song, all the girls present felt that they were in urgent need of a blood bag, and they generously donated their money.

"Enough, enough, no need, take it back." Song Li acted as a "cashier" and received 5 red cards of Grandpa Mao at once.

"Jin Bao, can you sign your name before leaving?" Someone among the fans asked.

Yu Chengjin hesitated, and glanced at Song Li, as if he was worried that he would delay the completion of the task and implicate Song Li.Song Li looked at his watch and felt that it was still early, so he said, "It's okay, don't worry about signing. It's still early."

After signing one, I signed a piece along the way.Yu Chengjin stood there straight, smiling and patiently signing autographs for every fan.Song Li was on the side, secretly thinking: "Although Yu Chengjin is cold, he really loves his fans. No wonder he has so many die-hard fans. Well, then he will probably love people very much in the future... Huh? I thought Where did you go?" He shook his head.

Although it took them a short time to complete the task, it took a lot of time to sign!It was dusk by the time they rushed to the venue for the next session, panting.Hou Shiye had been waiting for them there, and Song Li waved at him.

"Sorry, you are the last group to complete the task. You must accept the punishment before you can receive instructions on the next link." The staff announced sternly.

Yu Chengjin looked apologetically at Song Li beside him, and nodded to the staff.

"There are two options for the punishment link, which will be selected by online voting on Weibo. One is for one of you to play the role of Zhu Yingtai, and the other is for Liang Shanbo to complete a short MV shooting; the second is for you to sing a song together. A song." The staff read silently while holding the task board.

Song Li only felt that ten thousand words of "hehe" flashed across the screen in his heart, director, these two punishments are of a heavy weight, aren't they?Isn't this the dark shady scene of the program group!If you think about it with your toes, you know that the people who eat melons will choose one at a time.

"My heavenly grandpa... can I choose the director myself?" Song Li vomited blood silently in his heart, holding back internal injuries.

Undoubtedly, as expected, as expected, no surprise, the final vote was one, um, yes, womenswear.

Song Li quietly glanced at the indifferent Yu Chengjin, and opened his heart: this person will probably refuse women's clothing with his life, and his diehard fans-if you can't be provoked, then this is Is mine alive?But I'm not interested in women's clothing either!Director, can I get my money back and run away?Although I am well aware that I am a third-tier buddhist starlet, my buddha will not allow you to wear women's clothes on me!

At this time, the staff held up a small whiteboard out of the camera's reach, on which it was written: Song Li produced cloth, and Yu Chengjin produced scissors.

The staff who announced the task seemed to have already adjusted the process, and said calmly: "It's better for the two of you to guess punches, it's more fair."

"It's fair, you second uncle!" Song Li wanted to cry in his heart, "If you don't see it, it's a distortion of morality, which is the loss of human nature. The first-tier bigwigs are able to rub the third-tier little transparency on the ground... rubbing back and forth... "

"Master, save me, save me!" Song Li gave Hou Shiye, who was among the program staff, a last look of pleading for help.

The master nodded to him with expectation and encouragement.

"This look... seems to be the same look as the eagle mother kicked the child off the cliff to exercise its flying ability! It's still not her own manager, woo woo woo." Song Li complained silently in his heart.

Yu Chengjin pursed his lips, struggled in his heart, and still made the scissors according to the program group's arrangement.The two were taken to the dressing room respectively. Song Li opened the OS silently in his heart, not wanting to speak in grief: Is this the price I pay for frequenting Station B?Fate, an inescapable fate.I no longer dare to push UP masters to wear women's clothing in the message area.

The make-up artist looked at Song Li who had finished changing Zhu Yingtai's clothes with a look of lovelessness on his face, and comforted him: "Don't be so sad, the director team is also doing this for the effect of the show, so let's get off to a good start."

"You're popular, so I'm going to be cold..." Song Li responded aggrievedly, thinking to himself: Amitabha, I already had a premonition that my Weibo would lose followers.Forget it, women's clothing is women's clothing, and after buying a few hundred fans, he will be a hero again!

Song Li kept his eyes closed the whole time, not wanting to see himself in the makeup mirror, and let the makeup artist make up, as if "life and death are fate, wealth and honor are in the sky".

"Okay, you can open your eyes and take a look." The makeup artist heaved a sigh of relief, as if he had completed an outstanding work.

"Don't look, don't look, I'm afraid you'll go blind." Song Li ran out covering his eyes, and happened to bump into a person's arms, and a lingering cold fragrance wafted faintly, probably the perfume smell of this person.

"Hey, be careful." The voice of the speaker was low, and his tone was full of tenderness.