How to break the subject's face blindness

Lu Lingfeng was so stimulated by the cold towel that he finally sobered up. He opened his drunken eyes sleepily, spat out the foreign object in his mouth, caught it in front of his eyes and stared at it for a long time, "...feet?"

Embarrassed, Wei Chuhan snapped his foot out of the opponent's hand, "I've washed it!"

Lu Lingfeng rolled his eyes, slowly sat up and looked at Wei Chuhan.

Wei Chuhan couldn't help but flinched, and moved back, "You insisted on biting."

Lu Lingfeng looked around, "Your home?"

Wei Chuhan said: "Mr. Xie sent you here."

Lu Lingfeng touched the cushion under his body, "I'm sleeping..."

Wei Chuhan answered quickly, "There is no room on the bed."

Lu Lingfeng touched his lips.

Wei Chuhan hurriedly pushed the washbasin for washing towels over, and said, "Spit here!"

Lu Lingfeng stared at Wei Chuhan fiercely, his wolf-like eyes made his heart tremble, and he hurriedly prepared to get up, "I'm going back when you're fine."

"Wait!" Lu Lingfeng pushed away the plastic basin in front of him, leaned forward and pulled the collar of Wei Chuhan's pajamas, dragged him to him, gnawed on it, and swiped around Wei Chuhan's mouth domineeringly , "Are the feet delicious?"

Wei Chuhan's expression was like a lightning strike. He froze for two seconds, then jumped up and rushed into the bathroom, and then there was the sound of rinsing his mouth and brushing his teeth.

President Lu followed with a grim expression, "Didn't you say you washed your feet? You still despise yourself?"

Wei Chuhan gave him a complicated look, then spit out the toothpaste and rinsed his mouth, "...it's not about the feet."

"What's the problem? You don't like me kissing you? Or do you think that being together means going to work every day, eating under the quilt and just chatting?" President Lu pressed on every step of the way.

Wei Chuhan was very embarrassed. He grabbed a bottle of mouthwash and stuffed it into Lu Lingfeng's hand, then pushed the person away and squeezed out, "You should brush your teeth and take a shower first." After speaking, the person also entered the bedroom, He slammed the bedroom door shut.

Lu Lingfeng looked at the mouthwash in his hand, frowned, and suddenly his expression became bad.He raised his hand and breathed into his palm...

Image collapsed!

Personality collapsed!

President Lu wished he could crash his head on the washstand!

The smell of smoke, wine and food has fermented in the mouth for a long time, it is simply a biological weapon!

He felt that mouthwash alone could not save himself.

Walking to the bedroom door and knocking, Lu Lingfeng asked in frustration, "Do you have a toothbrush?"

Wei Chuhan said: "Under the washbasin."

Hearing the obvious laughter, Lu Lingfeng gritted his teeth, but there was nothing he could do.

He brushed his teeth, took a shower, the smell of fresh mint and sweet citrus filled his nose, walked out of the bathroom lightly, and scratched his butt only to find that he was naked from just now until now!

naked...naked?

President Lu held on to the door frame with a dull expression, his perfect figure did not get the other party's pity, he even pouted his stinky mouth and molested him, and even asked the other party if he hated his kiss...

Thinking about it in another way, it is estimated that the one who was molested has already been thrown downstairs by him to make flower fertilizer.

President Lu was so ashamed and angry that he staggered a few steps and threw his head on the ground, feeling like tears were about to come out.

Life is miserable, why do you treat yourself like this!

Wei Chuhan heard that there was no movement outside, and was worried that President Lu would start to get drunk again. If he fell asleep and caught a cold in the bathroom, it would be more troublesome.He struggled for a moment, then slowly pushed the door open, and was shocked!

Lu Lingfeng lay on the floor of his house, his buttocks pouted, motionless.

Asleep, asleep? ?

Wei Chuhan hurried over and patted, "Hey, are you asleep?"

Lu Lingfeng stiffened instantly. He hesitated for 0.05 seconds between getting up and pretending to sleep, and chose to pretend to sleep.At least you don't have to face embarrassment right away, even if you're already so embarrassing to death!

Wei Chuhan dragged the person onto the mat with all his strength, then covered the quilt again, drew the curtains, and quietly returned to the bedroom.

The moment the door was closed, President Lu put the quilt over his head, wishing he could suffocate himself to death.

Early the next morning, he was crushed half to death by the weight of the imp.He had already forgotten what time he fell asleep last night, but when he opened his eyes in the morning, the scenes from last night crashed over like raging waves, tumbling in his mind, crazily washing away, and every frame clearly made him feel People feel ashamed.

"Papa!" Rourou giggled and crawled over the mountains to his chest, looked at him with big bright eyes, and found that Lu Lingfeng was also looking at him, and smiled even more happily, so happy that he tilted his head back, Baji turned over from the mountain, head down and buttocks in the sky.

Lu Lingfeng felt deep malice, he felt that this little guy was just laughing at his behavior yesterday, and used actions to cover it up.

He sat up expressionlessly, sniffed the aroma of breakfast in the air, and then sighed heavily.

Wei Chuhan came out with breakfast, and couldn't help laughing when he saw him, "You drank too much yesterday, and fell asleep on the floor after taking a shower. If I didn't come out to take a look, you might have to sleep naked all night." .”

Lu Lingfeng struggled to squeeze out a heartbroken smile, "Thank you..." He wrapped the quilt around his waist. At this moment, he was not in the mood to show off his perfect figure, "Where are my clothes?"

"Your clothes..." Wei Chuhan glanced aside, "It hasn't been washed yet."

Lu Lingfeng followed his gaze and saw a ball of pickled vegetables.He rubbed his face in pain, "Is there any other clothes I can wear? I can't just stay like this."

Wei Chuhan put the breakfast on the table, went to the bedroom and searched for a long time, found a new pair of pajamas and a new pair of underwear and handed them to him, "You try."

The pure cotton boxer briefs were so tight that they hung around his buttocks, it hurt.

Lu Lingfeng endured it, but still took it off, "No, it's too small."

Wei Chuhan glanced vaguely at an indescribable part of him, turned around and went to the bedroom again, this time he took out a pair of beach shorts, bright red and green, very festive.

The pajamas were also small, so Lu Lingfeng tried it out, and simply wore beach shorts, walked barefoot to the door and changed into the slippers he wore when he came last time, and said in a low voice, "I'm going to wash up."

"Can your clothes be washed?" Wei Chuhan asked.

President Lu paused, hummed for a moment, and plunged into the bathroom.

He felt that the air was full of embarrassment, and he was almost about to explode.How can I pretend to be nonchalant?He looked at the mirror for a while, and felt that his handsome face was about to crack.

"It's not a big deal, and it's not ashamed to be thrown outside." President Lu cheered himself up, "It's nothing, isn't it just being rejected? This is just the beginning..." When he was talking to himself, a line suddenly appeared in his mind Big characters: There will be more days of being disliked in the future...

Really Ji Domineering! ! ! !

President Lu's heart was ashamed, not even the fragrant tomato and egg noodles could cheer him up.

Just after breakfast, the pleasant and familiar cell phone rang.

Wei Chuhan was feeding Rou Rou, when he heard the movement, he looked up at President Lu, and pointed to the coffee table.

President Lu went to pick up the phone and found that it was Boss Xie calling, so he went to the balcony and closed the door silently before picking it up.

"Old Lu, did you sleep well last night?" Boss Xie's voice was grinning, "Thank you or not?"

Lu Lingfeng's facial muscles were stiff, but his voice was very relaxed, "Thank you, thank you, thank you for those who know me!"

"Have you got it?" Boss Xie asked casually.

"Hey hey..." President Lu let out a wretched laugh.

Boss Xie paused for a moment, then suddenly laughed and said, "Damn it, didn't you succeed at all? Did you sleep in the bedroom or the living room last night? Seriously!"

Know, those who know me... thank you! !

Lu Lingfeng swallowed a mouthful of Ling Xiao's blood forcefully, still said with a smile: "Stop messing around, how do you want me to succeed after drinking like a bear? Hanhan was so gentle last night, she bathed and shampooed me, very virtuous, Didn’t he cook noodles for me right after I woke up, saying that I drank too much wine and eat noodles to warm my stomach, and didn’t let me get up, let me rest more..." Before he finished speaking, he heard a loud roar from upstairs , "Little brat, you didn't bring your lunch box!!"

Thank you boss: ...

He asked cautiously, "Are you... in bed now?"

"It's by the window, let's open the window to let the air in." President Lu's fingers pinching the balcony railing were all white, and his veins were throbbing.

Boss Xie thought about it for a while and decided not to stab the knife again, "That's fine, you have a good rest. I thought you might still be tender with the child at this point, but I didn't expect to get up, it's rare, I'm fine Son, hang up first."

Listening to the beeping sound from the phone, President Lu visually measured the distance from the balcony to the downstairs, but in the end he couldn't make up his mind to settle it.

He walked out of the balcony in pain, especially wanting to have a cigarette.

"I have to go to the flower shop. Someone has ordered flowers. My little sister has not come back from your place." Wei Chuhan has already packed the meat. These days, the meat is sick, and the flower shop is basically full of young girls. Hold on, Rourou seems to be recovering well now, and it is estimated that there should be no problem.

He thought for a while and said, "I'm drying your clothes on the balcony, and they should be dry in a while. Here are the keys. I'll be leaving first." After speaking, he grabbed Rou Rou and grabbed the car keys, and hurried out.

It was only then that Lu Lingfeng realized that the clothes hanging on the balcony belonged to him. He looked up and saw that the clothes and trousers that had been scoured by the laundry were still collapsed, even if they were dry, they couldn't be worn anymore.He simply found a garbage bag, pulled the clothes off and stuffed them in, then called Mao Qiuhai and asked him to send him a suit of clothes.

When Maomao arrived, his expression was exaggeratedly surprised, "Oh, boss, okay, you got it?"

Lu Lingfeng endured it, and finally broke out in front of Fa Xiao, "Fucking hands, I lost my life last night, don't ask, don't ask, I won't tell you if you ask!!"

He looked around the room with bleary eyes, and saw the quilt and pillows in the living room that hadn't been packed yet, "No way, there's no one to sleep on the bed?"

"Believe it or not, I'll fire you?" President Lu pouted his buttocks and put on his underpants. He bared his teeth at Mao Qiuhai and threatened, "No one is allowed to ask, you understand?"

The author has something to say:

I decided to change the name and copywriting of the article! ! ! ! !

Because many readers and wives of the author have already expressed their disgust for my name and copywriting! !

How about changing the name to "How to Break Object's Face Blindness"?