Garfield of HP

Garfield suddenly opened his eyes, and the whole cat was awake. After waking up, Garfield was very angry ╰(`□′)╯.

: Dumbledore is peeking at my memory, that nasty old wizard! ! !

When Garfield realized himself, the surprise in Dumbledore's eyes flickered, but he quickly hid it again, still thinking about the authenticity of Garfield's memory.

After Garfield woke up, he stared at Dumbledore viciously. Dumbledore just pretended that nothing happened, and smiled kindly at Garfield.

Garfield was very angry. He glanced at Snape and then at Dumbledore. At this moment, the Sorting Hat was still chattering. Garfield didn't have the heart to talk to it, but he seemed to think of something. Garfield Laughing suddenly, he gave Dumbledore a provocative look, stretched out his cat's paw and poked the Sorting Hat's mouth.

There was only a sound of tearing, and the Sorting Hat screamed miserably——

"I, I, I... my mouth is broken!!! Woohoo~~~ You hateful and shameless fat cat!!!"

Garfield took the sorting hat off his head indifferently, and confronted Dumbledore in front of all the teachers and students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, but Dumbledore didn't say anything, just looked at Garfield like a naughty child.

At this time, the innocent Sorting Hat was so angry that it almost exploded, and screamed with wide eyes: "AHH!!! You are a sinister, cunning, inhuman demon!!!"

Garfield was so disturbed by the Sorting Hat that he stretched out his paws, looked at the dusty ground, and wiped the ground with the Sorting Hat. The rare and diligent Garfield wiped the ground with the Sorting Hat. The poor and innocent Sorting Hat wanted to cry but had no tears. The screams of the Sorting Hat being rubbed against the ground by Garfield could be heard throughout the lobby.

Everyone was dumbfounded, Professor McGonagall's glasses were about to fall off in surprise, but Garfield was still grinning and looking at Dumbledore mockingly. Dare to say anything.

This scene made Snape almost collapse, what happened to Garfield! ! !

At this time, the famous Sorting Hat refused to admit defeat. Taking advantage of Garfield's inattention, he escaped from his clutches, jumped up, jumped onto Garfield's face, tightly wrapped around Garfield's face, threw Garfield's face in ashes, and Said: "Hahaha, let you damn fat cat bully me, see if I don't get it back!"

Garfield tugged on the sorting hat: Uh, why not. . .

At this time, the Sorting Hat hit Garfield with the tip of the hat, and Garfield rolled on the ground with his head in his arms. The Sorting Hat said that he would never admit defeat, and bit Garfield's ear with his mouth, and Garfield's beard twitched in pain.

At this point Garfield couldn't figure out the Sorting Hat, turned to Snape, and yelled, "Sev!!! Help me take that damn hat off."

The audience burst into laughter, the Gryffindor cubs applauded and cheered like booing, and even the Slytherin ladies shook their shoulders and couldn't help laughing.

Only Snape's face turned blue with anger, and Snape gasped for breath: This damn Garfield, is his brain squeezed by the door? Damn it! ! !

But Snape still gritted his teeth and walked up, damn Garfield, let's see how I deal with you when I go back!This month's desserts are all gone, not only this month, but also the next month, and the next month.

Snape separated Garfield from the Sorting Hat, who was being beaten so hard, and looked at Garfield's messy face, messy curly hair, the dust from the Sorting Hat was all over his face, his nose was rubbed black, and his curly hair was mixed with dust , like a stray cat.

Snape felt distressed, but he was still very angry. When he took out his handkerchief to wipe Garfield's face, he wiped Garfield's face so hard that Garfield looked at Snape pitifully with a flattering look, but Snape still looked like he wanted to settle accounts with him, and narrowed his eyes sharply at Garfield, but Garfield was so scared that he didn't dare to say a word.

But the sorting hat was not reconciled, it bounced up, and said to Garfield: "You damn cat, you are sinister, cunning and cat-like, for my dignity and glory, under the witness of Hogwarts, let's fight! !"

Not to be outdone, Garfield said, "Okay, that's exactly what I mean."

Before Snape could react, Garfield fought the Sorting Hat again, and the Sorting Hat fought Garfield desperately. Behind Snape, it was difficult for Garfield to catch up. At this time, the Sorting Hat took the opportunity to jump on Garfield's head. Garfield couldn't hide for a while, and was pressed to the ground by the Sorting Hat, rolling on the ground with his head in pain.

At this time the sorting hat happily sang the sorting song

You may think I'm not pretty,

But don't judge a book by its cover,

If you can find a smarter hat than me,

I can eat myself.

You can make your bowler hats black and shiny, woo woo woo~~~

At this time, Garfield turned over, covered the mouth of the Sorting Hat with its claws, and on the floor of the Hogwarts Great Hall, wrestled with the Sorting Hat and rolled around on the ground.The Sorting Hat fought back, and Garfield refused to admit defeat, biting the tip of its hat with his mouth.

Snape couldn't stand it anymore, apologized to Professor Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall with a gloomy face, and shouted angrily at Garfield: "Garfield!!!"

The sound of gnashing of teeth made Garfield feel cold, and the Sorting Hat took advantage of Garfield's inattention and chased after the victory, biting off a handful of hairs on Garfield's head.

Garfield looked at his beautiful and soft fur, falling one by one in front of his eyes, like slow motion in a trance, his heart tightened, his paw touched his head, and it was empty. . .empty. . .

Garfield said with red eyes, "Ahhh!!! I'm going to fight you. Snape don't stop me...don't stop me!!!"

The Gryffindor students booed and cheered, "It's one to zero now, and the Sorting Hat is currently leading. Let's cheer for Mr. Sorting Hat~"

The Sorting Hat also raised its head happily, but Garfield had already been hugged by Snape, and Snape said angrily: "Garfield, think with your pea-sized brain, what a stupid thing it is to fight with a hat! "

Garfield watched the Sorting Hat provoke him in front of him, but at this time Snape was very angry, so he had to show his teeth and claws secretly.

Seeing that Garfield was distracted, Snape yelled angrily, "Garfield, starting today I will cancel your dessert indefinitely."

Hearing this sentence, Garfield's ears stood up in fright, and his green eyes became watery. He grabbed Snape's sleeve and said pitifully, "Sev, it's not my fault."

The Sorting Hat heard it twisting its body, doing some strange dance, and sang again

: "A cat pretending to be poor

It is sinister and cunning,

Absolutely Slytherin

evil

black green eyes

but it can never beat

I - the great sorting hat

ugly pussy

Can't defeat the brave and fearless Sorting Hat"

Garfield broke free from Snape's embrace, walked towards the Sorting Hat fiercely, arched his body like a lion hunting, and pressed the Sorting Hat under his body with one paw.

The Sorting Hat feels a shadow over its head that grows bigger - bigger

Suddenly there was a scream, it turned out that Garfield sat the Sorting Hat under him with his butt, and said to the Sorting Hat: "You made me bald, and I will not let you go, let you try my unique trick, Mount Tai is overwhelming! !!"

Garfield sat on the sorting hat and jumped, and then fell down heavily, feeling like the ground was smashed.

The Sorting Hat screamed, "No, no, move its ass away, ahhh!!! My waist, uh______" The poor Sorting Hat just lost consciousness and fell to the ground.

The little wizards of Gryffindor were all erupting: "Wow~ This is really an unexpected reversal. The final winner is Mr. Garfield from the Muggle world." For a while, flowers fell on Garfield, Almost buried Garfield.

Dumbledore came out to preside over the situation and said, "Okay, okay, the ending is out, Garfield belongs to Slytherin House."

Lucius almost crushed the red wine glass when he heard it, and Bellatrix looked at Dumbledore with viper-like eyes. The Slytherin table was full of dark tides and the atmosphere was weird.

Dumbledore said without changing his face: "Mr. Garfield, because of your mischief, the sorting hat can't work, and you will be punished. Then please come to the principal's office after the sorting is over."

Dumbledore looked at Garfield and fell into deep thought. He tried to stop it just now, but found that spells such as Impediment Curse, Imprisonment Quickly, and Fuchsia had no effect on Garfield, but the more powerful black magic might cause life-threatening. There is no more attempt.

Because the sorting hat needs to recuperate, the rest of the unsorted children had to be assigned by Professor McGonagall. Professor McGonagall analyzed the characteristics of the four different colleges for the children, plus analyzed the children's personalities, and the children's own wishes. Choose a branch.Most of the children walked happily to their houses, but one child who walked to Trettering watched Gryffindor hide his inner reluctance.

The author has something to say: There are many foreshadowings, I hope to give you a surprise, not a scare ╰(*°▽°*)╯